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JP @JPLFR80 πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

nihilisdick kids show host

9,334 Following   17,335 Followers   122,263 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/7/17

@littlelurkio ❀ @Smooheed ❀ @DirtyNerdy5 You have a great face @TheRealDee71 Surprise me @DanniPiper ❀ @hunkybloodydory Handsome bastard @kinger79 Hi Amanda ☺ @musicntats ❀❀ @TheKanehB @Crazy_ButCute2 😁Oh God. I just had to explain my tweet. Send help.
Retweeted by JP @_ghost_em Voyeur bastards @TheRealDee71 Gimme face @NatashaLink1 @saylahachey You look spectacular
Fargo, only it’s the past 4 years.
Retweeted by JPanyone with "follows jesus" in their bio that currently follows me must REALLY be hating my account
Retweeted by JPI dislike anything involving assholes.
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Retweeted by JPUsing commas correctly makes you sound like less of a serial killer.
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Retweeted by JPI hope this email finds you in that moment when you're trying to get out of a stranger's way and they do the same,…
Retweeted by JPMy presidential button would summon a giant mug of tea with a splash of honey, accompanied by a long squishy hug
Retweeted by JP @thatstheway77 That's my thingI’m so confused when religious accounts follow me Seriously. God does not need to see this!
Retweeted by JPI thought we agreed on How to Save a Life, but he was talking about The Fray; I just wanted my thighs to replace his headphones.
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