Retweeted by JP @_ghost_em Voyeur bastards @TheRealDee71 Gimme face @NatashaLink1 @saylahachey You look spectacular
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@littlelurkio β€ @Smooheed β€ @DirtyNerdy5 You have a great face @TheRealDee71 Surprise me @DanniPiper β€ @hunkybloodydory Handsome bastard @kinger79 Hi Amanda βΊ @musicntats β€β€ @TheKanehB @Crazy_ButCute2 πOh God. I just had to explain my tweet.
Send help.
Retweeted by JP @_ghost_em Voyeur bastards @TheRealDee71 Gimme face @NatashaLink1 @saylahachey You look spectacular
Retweeted by JP @_ghost_em Voyeur bastards @TheRealDee71 Gimme face @NatashaLink1 @saylahachey You look spectacular
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Fargo, only itβs the past 4 years.
Retweeted by JPanyone with "follows jesus" in their bio that currently follows me must REALLY be hating my account
Retweeted by JPI dislike anything involving assholes.
Retweeted by JP @inkr3dibl3_k Looking good, man π₯ @DanielAshley13 β€ @CharityBarrios β€ @SeductiveSassy DAAAAMNevery beautiful human i know wears a scar that tells the most beautiful story of survival
Retweeted by JPUsing commas correctly makes you sound like less of a serial killer.
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*passes out from dehydration*
Retweeted by JPI hope this email finds you in that moment when you're trying to get out of a stranger's way and they do the same,β¦ https://t.co/HTHJ7foeGk
Retweeted by JPMy presidential button would summon a giant mug of tea with a splash of honey, accompanied by a long squishy hug
Retweeted by JP @thatstheway77 That's my thingIβm so confused when religious accounts follow me
Seriously.
God does not need to see this!
Retweeted by JPI thought we agreed on How to Save a Life, but he was talking about The Fray; I just wanted my thighs to replace his headphones.
Retweeted by JP @StressfordPoet Hot! @writeden π€ @ohgeorgeishere That makes way more sense. I call it de-drying @StressfordPoet We don't need them anyway @StressfordPoet The big one on the left foot. It's the tricky nail to clip @emily_tweets I like who you are. Moar pleez @writeden That's sweet. I'm not actually naked tho. It's a gag @emily_tweets Emily you big flirt @StressfordPoet Baal gets his tho @StressfordPoet Baal needs a strong husk @preston_mcelroy No worries. I talk like that almost exclusively @emily_tweets I'll do it! Idgaf @BabaforNoah π€ @StressfordPoet Later tonight works for me @writeden Why not?! π‘ @preston_mcelroy It's a dry skin thing @JennGom40697618 Maybe next Thursday @SassyKeeper ππ₯ @StressfordPoet Go nuts @duhzintmattr @J_Motoki That's what my nana always said @Steve_in_B_A No @frenziedandfine ππ₯ @notyourtigress You do you boo. On cameraGeneral: The fate of humanity rests in your hands
Me: *picks my nose*
Retweeted by JP @aalokhao @MsApricus Deal
Retweeted by JPanyone with "follows jesus" in their bio that currently follows me must REALLY be hating my account Retweeted by JPI dislike anything involving assholes. Retweeted by JP @inkr3dibl3_k Looking good, man π₯ @DanielAshley13 β€ @CharityBarrios β€ @SeductiveSassy DAAAAMNevery beautiful human i know wears a scar that tells the most beautiful story of survival Retweeted by JPUsing commas correctly makes you sound like less of a serial killer. Retweeted by JP @notyourtigress π₯π₯ @Pretty_As_Sugar β€ @mommygalore βΊβ€ @Ivana_Knapp You always look so good π₯ @Bliss_Missed Great picture π₯ @evangeline_dawn It's a deal, Capt @Feisty_Ginger_6 Me too @DesireeHoogerh2 β€ @Ms_Ka_Renee β€β€ @rn_murse π @manicpixedreem You just proved my point there π₯ @mistrustme1 The footprints you leave in this world are incontestably beautiful @clurichaun16 Noice @SteveM3235 @Feisty_Ginger_6 β€ @ohgeorgeishere You're a handsome man, George @Feisty_Ginger_6 Hot girl in nerdy t... my weakness π₯ @therealinstereo You look great β€ @polyannie01 Double face and extra cute! @manicpixedreem You have a fantastic good face tho. @mielf71_miel So friggin beautiful π₯ @SummerloveX0 ππ₯ @emily_tweets Love you, Emusely @StressfordPoet Hi pinkies face ππ @ScorpioShatasha @JMokely π₯ @evangeline_dawn That's exactly the look I'm going for too @Snookem420 You're a whole lot of gorgeous π₯ @mommygalore Looking good Pam π₯ @mielf71_miel Where's that flawless face, Miel? @emily_tweets You're cool in the most gorgeous way, Em @88_JonWayne Handsome dude @justrebecca3 Love that face, Rebecca β€ @ScorpioShatasha @JMokely Hot girl in nerdy T... π₯π₯π₯ @shanroser You look fantastic β€ @SusanThatsMe Looking good, Susan @MWhaleyus I can't sit still for very wrong @evangeline_dawn Ngl... I want fuzzy pjs β€ @CameronPaton @QuiteTheCurious Thanks man @SummerloveX0 Wanna make out? @sjdimondgirl You have a gorgeous face! @realsusandixon You fancy π₯ @teamjohnson0405 β€ @PantherSamanth1 Come on, sir or madam! @Whiskey4one β€ @HABlackwood7 Top shelf beard, mate @ClassicTina827 β€ @BegoniaLuv π₯Your third @ wants to see your face. Ok... it's me. I want to see your face. https://t.co/jLoFXrwmp1Iβm busy working on myself.
*passes out from dehydration* Retweeted by JPI hope this email finds you in that moment when you're trying to get out of a stranger's way and they do the same,β¦ https://t.co/HTHJ7foeGk Retweeted by JPMy presidential button would summon a giant mug of tea with a splash of honey, accompanied by a long squishy hug Retweeted by JP @thatstheway77 That's my thingIβm so confused when religious accounts follow me
Seriously.
God does not need to see this! Retweeted by JPI thought we agreed on How to Save a Life, but he was talking about The Fray; I just wanted my thighs to replace his headphones. Retweeted by JP @StressfordPoet Hot! @writeden π€ @ohgeorgeishere That makes way more sense. I call it de-drying @StressfordPoet We don't need them anyway @StressfordPoet The big one on the left foot. It's the tricky nail to clip @emily_tweets I like who you are. Moar pleez @writeden That's sweet. I'm not actually naked tho. It's a gag @emily_tweets Emily you big flirt @StressfordPoet Baal gets his tho @StressfordPoet Baal needs a strong husk @preston_mcelroy No worries. I talk like that almost exclusively @emily_tweets I'll do it! Idgaf @BabaforNoah π€ @StressfordPoet Later tonight works for me @writeden Why not?! π‘ @preston_mcelroy It's a dry skin thing @JennGom40697618 Maybe next Thursday @SassyKeeper ππ₯ @StressfordPoet Go nuts @duhzintmattr @J_Motoki That's what my nana always said @Steve_in_B_A No @frenziedandfine ππ₯ @notyourtigress You do you boo. On cameraGeneral: The fate of humanity rests in your hands
Me: *picks my nose* Retweeted by JP @aalokhao @MsApricus Deal
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