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Netflix special - “The Comedy Lineup”

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4th grade was weird. @ComedyCentralAS #StandUpAsia season 4! https://t.co/MDxQWXbVW9There are plenty of Asian stereotypes out there. But @jrdeguzm is setting things straight. #StandUpAsia premieres 1… https://t.co/cyN7SYY3pq
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11/13
2019
NYC!!! @nycomedyfest Presents “JR DE GUZMAN & FRIENDS” 11/6 8pm @thepitnyc https://t.co/54z8WFRqB2#IfYouDontMindMeAsking - Not exactly fitting in anywhere, giving up comedy and... a song about d*cks?! 😳 The Smilin… https://t.co/6duErSBk0w
Retweeted by JR De Guzman @MikeDoria Thanks brother! Appreciate your support!Starting Wed 11/6, see some of NYC's finest comedians as part of @nycomedyfest at #ThePITNYC! We can't wait for thi… https://t.co/AnmfHzyQn9
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11/3
2019
This #lineup for #crazytalentedasians is #legit #craycray #lit #tothemax! I’m just trying to #keepit100 for you! So… https://t.co/pSxlfFAwIW
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10/22
2019
@kearstinclark Love it
9/4
2019
Me: I live in a van now and got sober. Friends: Congrats! Me: I also got… https://t.co/6rKKRfhuZdI google “how to address an envelope?” every three months when I address an envelope
9/3
2019
LA! FRI. 8/23! Asian AF returns to @ucbtla w/ special guests #DallasLiu, @JoeWongComedy, @AhmedBharoocha, @Jiavani,… https://t.co/6NlVcKFGyD
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8/24
2019
@SGirl1127 I have no idea technologically how to do that... but there’s an mp3 version on iTunes, Spotify, etc. Hop… https://t.co/G4igF5XlsK
8/23
2019
Hating traffic is redundant, because you ARE traffic. Deep thoughts while sitting in traffic.
8/22
2019
Tonight & Sat it’s @jrdeguzm @WiseguysUtah Jordan Landing w @travistatefunny @alexvelluto @HobbsPresents!… https://t.co/sfLV7BE34d
Retweeted by JR De Guzman @MonnieBGood 🤗 hugs @aagorman7 Thank you friend 🙂So excited to have @jrdeguzm @WiseguysUtah Jordan. Landing this weekend! Get tickets: https://t.co/4dLGuc2KjI https://t.co/ApLyKsGJ8J
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanPeople seem to post on social media more when they’re lonely. So here’s another post to share my creativity/because I need friends!
8/16
2019
Fucking hell. We have a trailer! I’m literally crying! We also have a time slot! Thursday nights at 9:30PM. Ugh. Fu… https://t.co/BWybgwfGBr
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7/20
2019
You know my personal life is in shambles because I’ve seen Rocketman 3 times in theaters
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7/16
2019
@joymfrias @RoosterTF Hahaha I love how I’m carrying all my clothes that I’m going to wear for the show in this pic… https://t.co/qdfro6S1qbThis man eating mangoes at an in-n-out burger at midnight is the level of self-confidence I’m trying to reach.
7/6
2019
@GhostCatfish5 @netflix Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed
7/5
2019
SEATTLE! July 24-26th! STAND UP.🔥 MAGIC COMEDY.🔥 MUSICAL COMEDY. 🔥 @UnexpectedImpro laughscomedyseattle comedyonbr… https://t.co/YvET7g5oWF
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7/4
2019
It feels like you could buy a djembe at an REI, but no.
7/3
2019
I once woke up drunk after my friend’s bachelor party with my pants wet, and the rest of the day kept telling every… https://t.co/ApImlHQKXv
7/1
2019
My non-Asian wife watching @stage13network #FamilyStyle: JR de Guzman is the most Filipino name I’ve ever heard. @jrdeguzm
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanCelebrate with us on June 30th @threeclubs #anniversaryshow #crazywokeasians @kikifunnymama @pkcomedyshowhttps://t.co/4iVTNJbS3d
Retweeted by JR De Guzman @yomyomf @jrdeguzm @LanaMcKissack @sujataday @AnthonyMaSays Bravo, Family Style!
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanMorning affirmation: You will be successful, you own this morning, 1pm is still morning right? Yes, it definitely i… https://t.co/t0jzvAf1sO
6/17
2019
New ep of our Asian foodie series #FamilyStyle tomorrow! Meanwhile, here's when @jrdeguzm visited #FoodieFamhttps://t.co/wCrsJr7JHN
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6/11
2019
How you need to be training this summer 💀 https://t.co/704vCXdmsN
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6/1
2019
May 31-June 1 Comedy Spot, Scottsdale, AZ! Come hang! https://t.co/wcgfSqip4L
5/31
2019
Both my college friends at a party and the TSA: “Did you bring alcohol or tobacco?” @yongchavezLA @renegube That’s flattering from both of you, thanks @yongchavezla! @renegube you’re killin it and ho… https://t.co/2wzOzxSqgM
5/29
2019
Has anyone used that Snapchat filter yet? The one where you find out you’d sleep with all your guy friends
5/12
2019
I have the McRib of anxiety and depression. Sometimes I think it’s gone forever, but it always comes back without a… https://t.co/aOzGYVhHKg @kearstinclark Love this
5/3
2019
As a kid, they said you could be anything you want to be when you grow up, and that’s not true. I could never be a… https://t.co/vzrU5NEAZ2
5/2
2019
@bierbarondcLast nights’ shows at DC Comedy Loft were 🔥🔥🔥 Two more tonight: 945 is SOLD OUT, 730 tix still available! DM me for… https://t.co/rzhfhMjO4I
4/27
2019
I’m on tour. Always. https://t.co/Oqyoa9HYXo
4/23
2019
Just a little look ahead to next week. Thursday- @iamtmurph Friday and Saturday Main Stage- @jrdeguzm Friday and S… https://t.co/DcJRAhM0pR
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4/22
2019
Immigrant parents’ love language is checking on your financial security: “How much money did you make?”… https://t.co/5AJR5pbFeB
4/20
2019
@KidWithDream @Benihana Even lonelier, commenting on that tweet at 3am, even lonelier, replying to a reply to the t… https://t.co/Bk5r6KYqV1Alone: eating dinner by yourself Lonely: eating dinner by yourself at @Benihana so you can talk to… https://t.co/LGzPuuXoB8
4/5
2019
Instagram made living in a van cool again
4/4
2019
@CarolinesonBway 4/3 730pm! Promo code JRDNYC available if you get your tix online! https://t.co/YVY8C1KfiMA lot of NBA players talk about how far hard work has gotten them, but they rarely talk about how far being 6’8 has gotten themStarting my New Years resolution to procrastinate less, so motivated and ready y’all, 2017 is my year!
4/1
2019
NYC @CarolinesonBway 4/3!! #comedy #nyc #standup #filipino https://t.co/3UzjuGVpy6
3/23
2019
Pugsy’s thoughts on humility. #pugs #motivation #humility #wisdom https://t.co/afzyiDe3Ap
2/27
2019
Thank you Brody for sharing your Comedy and positive energy with us for so many years. You made late nights so much… https://t.co/yiv1Y8uyef
Retweeted by JR De Guzman @Jokoy @BrodyismeFriend This is so sad, I love @BrodyismeFriend and found him inspiring as I started my standup journeyI remember watching @brodyismefriend destroy at the comedy store Having the set of his life. When he got the light… https://t.co/XDaTqXVyqE
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanFound the cheaper option than 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner when I used my dog’s coat moisturizing shampoo & conditioner in the shower today.
2/23
2019
“Levels” @avicii. Inspired after watching Avicii True Stories on @netflix. Thankful for his music, related w/anxiet… https://t.co/UKrislsqPV
2/22
2019
LA! I’m back at @AsianAFshow tonight 9pm @ucbtla sunset! #comedy #asian #af https://t.co/ravJdl9bVv
2/15
2019
February shows of domination! ✈️PA->NY->CA->MO #comedy #tour #asiandictator https://t.co/pDDQKkPxkK
2/8
2019
One night only! #Tonight is the night to BE HERE! #Special #LineUp ft. the fabled & farcical @jrdeguzm @iamphilhunthttps://t.co/VLdgEm5h4f
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanNYC! 8pm show at @StandUpNY tonight!! Use Promo code “Mabuhay” for free entry and career advice from my Filipino da… https://t.co/oeCWRQ9dRj
2/5
2019
@safheat @maxsilvestri @IanKarmel 🙏🙏🙏
1/29
2019
@MrJohnSense Glad you liked it! Hope your spleens are ok 👍
1/26
2019
@kearstinclark That would be 🔥🔥🔥
1/24
2019
@kearstinclark You’re so good!!
1/23
2019
“Back Home!” 5 shows, 4 days, 4 jingles later and I’m back in LA! My @ZipcarNorCal made it a breeze getting to and… https://t.co/1gQS7Nt7dl
1/22
2019
“Road Trip The Musical, Day 4: Pre-show Positive Affirmations” last show for me at @SFSketchfest before I take… https://t.co/A2UWgOwOQ1
1/21
2019
“Road Trip The Musical, Day 3: Soundcheck Love” Took my @ZipcarNorCal an hour before show at @SFSketchfest to seren… https://t.co/6VotM1Qm6u
1/20
2019
“Road Trip The Musical, Day 2.” On the road to @sf_sketchfest feeling FREE, because gas is FREE, insurance is FREE… https://t.co/Tf4iAli6Kn
1/19
2019
“Road Trip: The Musical” In SF for @sf_sketchfest 1/18-1/19! My job is singing songs that make my parents uncomfort… https://t.co/Y0jGYprzJ3SF! Asian AF is coming up for @SFSketchfest on 1/18-19! Tickets to Fri's show is SOLD OUT, but there are some tix l… https://t.co/hneRFc3SMa
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanThank you @jrdeguzm @StephTolev @simeygibson @FizaaDosani and surprise guest @JohnCampanelli1 for and epic sold out… https://t.co/IHzOZhbt8n
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1/17
2018
Superhost Nia is truly inspirational – she transformed her entire community in West Jackson, Mississippi. https://t.co/eSrRg1rYwp
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12/20
2018
@JMScomedy This is exactly how I feel
12/18
2018
@BosueQ Yo just saw this, we ended up going to coin op for a little bit, let’s hang soon brotha!
11/29
2018
@jess_m_thompson Thank you!! Glad I could help spice up future weddings! @AlixYourElixir Thanks for the love!
11/25
2018
Me, @retrocrush and @hipsterocracy hanging out with @jrdeguzm's face. https://t.co/OyxWzJVjrl
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11/14
2018
@avonsdarklight Thank you! 🙏
11/12
2018
New issue on stands now around the greater Sacramento area! Pick up your free copy! Stay in the know about local ar… https://t.co/yArkcCJo8C
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanWent to a Janet Jackson concert and she had 12 wardrobe changes in 45 minutes. Realized I’ve been wearing the same… https://t.co/RaNmSVXrDZEasy, breezy, beautiful...coverboy. My first cover page and I look so high! https://t.co/wO4r0wIrG6
11/10
2018
When someone samples your @NetflixIsAJoke special to make a 🔥 beat #Netflix #beats https://t.co/6ikOcdBocn
11/8
2018
Went to Benihana and sat by myself, still made him do all the tricks
11/6
2018
@esdiga3 @netflix Thank you!!
11/3
2018
When I see a guy with a Shrek face tattoo. https://t.co/ErDCBPMaMH
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11/1
2018
@promwongsanont Hahahahahahahaha I think that’s a beautiful blog post
10/29
2018
@KrishnaRSampath Thank you I appreciate hat! I was just performing at Lesley University last week! But I should be… https://t.co/IIh2bhtA3L
10/26
2018
“Daddy Long Hips!” -my dad genuinely trying to guess “Daddy Long Legs” during a game of charades
10/21
2018
I look like a teenager, but I’m 28. I’m at that age where a pedophile could target me, then be disappointed when th… https://t.co/y3jLh1aDQp
10/19
2018
@Dubkin HahahaSpoiler alert! How does the safety presentation on the plane end? Has anyone ever finished that? Is it any good?
10/17
2018
In my family, when someone says “Don’t tell anyone...” you can tell 2 people. Everyone in the fam knows your secret by Friday @pynnie_ U got me laughing with you, this brought me joy, but in a weird way cuz I was watching you watching me...either way thanks!
10/12
2018
My girlfriend when she’s talking to me: “OSCAR THE GROUCH” My girlfriend when s… https://t.co/Ptpsd0p0ob @ANGLOBGTTI Thanks for your support! 🙏 @VeraLupe @netflix Thank you, that means a lot to me. Appreciate ya 🙏
10/8
2018
Dope crowd tonight! Thanks for rockn with @jrdeguzm @jeffzenisek @reneepercy and I 8PM show @FlappersComedy Appreciate the love!
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10/7
2018
I’ll be rocking the mic 🎤all weekend long with JR DEGUZMAN from Netflix! . 🎤Friday 8pm and 10pm 🎤Saturday 8pm and… https://t.co/qT2CyOCey5
Retweeted by JR De GuzmanRT @FlappersComedy: RT @reneepercy: I’ll be rocking the mic 🎤all weekend long with JR DEGUZMAN from Netflix! . 🎤Fri… https://t.co/RRBY42fzWT
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10/5
2018

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