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"Fascist blight won't recognize diversity is human strength" - KMFDM . Human advocate. Joshua, not Josh. He/him 🏳️‍🌈

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@ashleymcnamara I don’t have any of the wedding photos on my phone so here’s my wife and I on our flight for our ho… https://t.co/TdbPrEs30oIRC / Usenet - in 1994. https://t.co/Y3xWFBWqgy
2/23
2020
@jtimberman Post Incident Tactical Analysis, aka PITA.
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2/22
2020
Casual reminder that “postmortem” is a silly word to use for the review/analysis of a web ops incident. No one died. (usually, one hopes) @von_wordup I would totally do visions all the time if I could just jam them out without any kind of rewards.Thanks ya’ll for the pointers, we have a lot of research to do :DWe’re looking for a new motorized sit/stand desk for my wife. She has an IKEA one but it isn’t sturdy enough. It’s… https://t.co/rQLM367CUn
2/21
2020
The "It's all Bernie v Bloomberg" narrative that's persisting this morning ignores the fact that people are already… https://t.co/bwJsa8hRYM
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2/20
2020
@chrismunns @lnxchk @nathenharvey To be fair, it was only one slide. (fair to who is an exercise left to the reader) @chrismunns That was like, 7 years ago and I still get cursed by @lnxchk and @nathenharvey for it to this day. @MissAmyTobey I’d like to have a word with whoever published “kubernetes”
2/19
2020
This awesome clip of Obama sticking it to Trump needs to be retweeted ‘til the end of time! https://t.co/lgL1VgTfWa
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2/17
2020
@pczarkowski s/Kubernetes/everything web ops forevermore/ @erikhollensbe that’s just one layer @metadave of course you did thisThis error brought to you by incorrectly setting the target and source for a symbolic link command. @mipsytipsy @QuinnyPig @SnowflakeDB when was thatYou’re in a mazy of twisty dependency resolution libraries all alike
2/11
2020
@afiune *waves from Westminster, CO* :D
2/9
2020
Yeet https://t.co/OSvd1k2A8Y
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2/8
2020
@dbsmasher Indeed, that’s great and I’m sure lessens the stress for that kind of thing after a week of Monday’s. @dbsmasher Oooof! Hope treatment is soon and healing is underway ❤️ @claco I feel seen
2/7
2020
@KirinDave *Impeached for life (fixed that for him) @bascule Of course they did. They are cowardly pieces of shit. @dbsmasher No. He is still partisan. This particular case had zero negative repercussions for him.I've worked very hard on being a more positive person, especially around technical topics. But man, email is a drag… https://t.co/JUejmwZVcN
2/6
2020
no big deal just watching a coworker’s parrot open a can with his beakEmail is useless. I spend most of my time sifting through vendor spam (that I never signed up for and have to unsub… https://t.co/7fuBdEefzQ
2/5
2020
OH “[Cloud Provider] doesn’t have *availability zones*, that implies availability, they’re just called zones”
1/31
2020
OH “I'd link to my blog post about what I do, but it's out of date because I can't update my blog.”
1/30
2020
@pczarkowski Also, “Ziosks” in restaurants that play ads for video games are an abomination. @philiph that’s how i eat salad. @kamihack @sigje This is correct. More to the point of order, code you write to be automated by Chef is in a 4th ge… https://t.co/lEieanAKgq
1/29
2020
In considering resuming my blog, I see it hasn't been updated since 2015, and as it's octopress, I wonder what kind… https://t.co/fpc5Bx2KLXhttps://t.co/0EgCNbW40mIn other news, I’m having a nice cocktail of brown sugar muddled with angostura bitters, gin, and a splash of grenadine and lime juice.I clearly should start blogging again. I have opinions on (technical/engineering) management now.
1/27
2020
@shortxstack damn it now i have a song stuck in my head @jordansissel I did a talk about this at ChefConf last year, but that was more about the workflow details than the kubernetes implementation @jordansissel ah yeah, this was 90% existing applications that ran on EC2 instances. Rails/Sinatra stuff mostly. @jordansissel But I’m also a *deep* expert in Chef Infra. @jordansissel Self hosted because “managed” wasn’t suitable when we started. Probably going to migrate to EKS this… https://t.co/5mHfYe342n @KrisBuytaert @DivineOps @CatSwetel I like boring software.There are definitely cost benefits that we’ve seen (reduction in # EC2 instances from 30+ down to 6, for example).… https://t.co/pCWKLZHasWHi I’ve run a kubernetes cluster for two years and I have opinions. I could write a blog post about my experience,… https://t.co/w0eH1P7xCV @cwebber @sascha_d @cheeseplus I don’t see it as a userland at all. It’s an abstraction layer that provides a lot o… https://t.co/bbulSZTJ9B @stahnma I’m in ur server, configuring ur nodes. :DOH “Joshua, I think your user is hard coded into the Chef Server for all time.”
1/24
2020
Are you interested in a talk that describes how Chef’s operations team deploys cookbook and policyfile changes though our CI/CD pipelines?
1/23
2020
@cobblepott__ Easily this. But illusionary mask is great too. https://t.co/akftcJPUAT
1/21
2020
@mattstratton I hate mustard and mayo. And they’re always on every premade sandwich at every conference.Just to be clear - the only actual things about conference food/bev that i feel strongly about: 1) condiments go on… https://t.co/MC9QvWj7gY
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1/19
2020
someone I work with uses "circus factor" instead of "bus factor", as in how many people would need to run away to j… https://t.co/l2dmERdl4m
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1/17
2020
@RanjibDey ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ @dissonanz42 @tas50 I'm sorry. 😂😅
1/16
2020
@tas50 legacy apps on legacy platformsSo this is an interesting question, and legitimately worth thinking a bit about. TEACHABLE MOMENT THREAD https://t.co/mryLfHVyGA
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1/15
2020
@beajammingh oh, no idea. i thought it was a flying spaghetti monster @beajammingh I’ve stared blindly at stacktraces. @courtneynash Aha. Easier setup is good - my son is 13 and last time I tried any of that it was an extreme hassle. @courtneynash Is it all still an annoying amount of hassle and doesn’t quite work the way that any sane parent wants?Reason: (NoMethodError) undefined method `[]' for nil:NilClass @cobblepott__ Najeela is resilient and can go with exponential beats, even without going infinite. Or has the backu… https://t.co/koB87TjVdd @cobblepott__ Najeela tempo or the new Ghave list Lerker and Sickrobot brewed.
1/14
2020
@mary_grace I’ll admit that not EVERY day was dressed for work early on but I developed the habit after a few weeks.This list is great. I’ll add that getting dressed as if going into an office is a huge help for the mindset. I’ve… https://t.co/VuzlGwPgugIf you work remotely, these tips are some of the most succinct and straightforward I've ever seen. @_jjphillips exp… https://t.co/4Okp21vC5a
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1/13
2020
@pczarkowski That’s not what it’s called?!
1/12
2020
@dberkholz chef-client 😂
1/9
2020
OH “Yamless. It’s the new ops thing”
1/7
2020
@juliaferraioli 🤩😆
1/6
2020
Oh hello Seattle.
1/5
2020
My most humbling experience at a conference was someone coming up to tell me that my chef cookbooks and blog posts… https://t.co/utTANtsTkj
1/1
2019
@chipadeedoodah @miah_ @ReinH You typed that from memory didn’t you
12/29
2019
@mattstratton I have predictive text disabled so those things never work. Or I just type what I think is funniest.
12/28
2019
@mfdii 🤣 @mfdii Except that now everyone is updating because they’re taking this advice 🤣 @OnlyHaveCans So are you! ❤️😍 @blueben No. Not in my timelineI dunno. Like. I love the people I’ve met over the years. But I don’t care about naked pictures of them in my… https://t.co/zwPVNa0VjXEven better when you weren’t scanned but someone who shares your name was. And you’re not in the same org. https://t.co/Fu8gnbEsaA
12/24
2019
I can’t believe that the 6th branch of the military was created & was called Space Force. Don’t ever believe them… https://t.co/Q8uxgh18IS
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12/22
2019
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights
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12/20
2019
Check out this exchange I had with then private citizen @realDonaldTrump on Oct. 15, 2008. We spoke about House Spe… https://t.co/we7gBjSNtN
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12/19
2019
@MissAmyTobey "boring"OH "Operating systems are legacy software"
12/18
2019
I was sick with pneumonia and passed out for a day and a half, woken up by my roommate on the 2nd and taken to the… https://t.co/z2mCXugWPh
12/17
2019

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