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So I hear you like mediocre tweets 😉 Boy did you come to the right place. He/him

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for people who have trouble imagining a world without police, i encourage you to begin by imagining a world where p… https://t.co/otePiDoEDj
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1/16
2021
“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line w… https://t.co/l4TfVVBVmp
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1/15
2021
"punishing fascists will only divide us more" yes I want to be divided from fascists
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1/10
2021
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1/9
2021
My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankful… https://t.co/2uTo4pAeWY
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithI wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain https://t.co/lX41Q5d8RN
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithTo not even wear a mask when it would protect your identity while committing crimes is so fucking funny
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1/8
2021
As we all take in the staggering fifteen (15) arrests made for today’s attempted coup, please join me in calling fo… https://t.co/HM3M1lMiPi
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithNazi Terrorists explain to reporters how they were able to infiltrate one of the most secure buildings in the count… https://t.co/GivsyPTJR3
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithSorry boss I can't work I am doomscrolling the coup attempt
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1/7
2021
No one in history has been alleged to be the zodiac killer as much as Ted Cruz. By his own standards, it needs to b… https://t.co/pmlNQEnGxA
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1/3
2020
@jmbooth36 Is Summer okay?
12/31
2020
"Kakarot, these edibles ain't sh-" https://t.co/BtyXeGuZ3d
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12/26
2020
Trump just pardoned the last episode of Game of Thrones
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12/25
2020
$600 after no actual stimulus for basically the entirety of a pandemic that killed 300,000 Americans and vaporized… https://t.co/pDIw04Wm8r
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12/21
2020
the Thin Baja Blast Line represents our hard working Taco Bell workers who put their lives on the line every day se… https://t.co/U8Ni6wBdzX
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12/18
2020
@graemessbm @bobbyscar @BanYoshi2015 yo, this is the thing we were talking about the other day
12/16
2020
Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificin… https://t.co/27BmQ8Oltn
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12/5
2020
Remember when me and the other Black Lives Matter protesters got shot at and pepper sprayed in the street because w… https://t.co/jR0GfVEfvW
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11/23
2020
Love this weather. Global warming rules, gonna litter some plastic bottles to keep this thing going.
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11/9
2020
thank god https://t.co/59TrwmQcAx
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11/8
2020
I don’t think I’ve ever had a better birthday present in my life. Lmaoo fuck Trump
11/7
2020
My theory is that Kanye won Nevada and they don’t know how to tell us
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11/6
2020
ICE Cold Fact: https://t.co/Nbzb3osVeH
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11/4
2020
@pickleshoe I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone get ratiod that hard that many times loool
10/22
2020
Every politician should have to play Among Us so we can watch what they sound like when they lie. https://t.co/hao0RkWGXl
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10/20
2020
@709Aurora @Symoneshady @jiggyjayy2 ^Exibit A
10/16
2020
@BanYoshi2015 This dude is sick. Might hafta start watching his shit 👀
10/14
2020
WHY 💉 IS 💉 A 💉 COVID 💉POSITIVE 💉 PRESIDENT 💉ALLOWED 💉 TO 💉 ENDANGER 💉 THE 💉 LIVES 💉 OF 💉INNOCENT 💉 PEOPLE 💉 FOR 💉A… https://t.co/iM41YUbadP
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10/5
2020
@BanYoshi2015 You know I love skyline but.... https://t.co/2pUcBrXCIE
10/3
2020
Democracy cannot survive when only one party actually wants people to be able to vote. https://t.co/GIsdzye73g
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10/1
2020
Now this would be a fun hour to watch. https://t.co/anxMUm2zLt
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9/30
2020
vibe, vibe against the dying of the light
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9/29
2020
This is obvious, but still worth saying: declining to commit to a “peaceful transfer of power” is itself a threat of violence.
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithWho Do You Trust the Most?
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9/24
2020
If Trump moved on the virus as quickly as he’s moving on RGB’s vacant seat, we’d be in a very different place today.
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9/22
2020
@spenceramsdell This is art
9/18
2020
A government never announces that it has become fascist. Instead it announces that anti-fascists are criminals
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9/8
2020
Death Cab on a rainy day 😍
8/28
2020
It's hard for me to understand that they feel more threaten by my black skin than a 17-year-old with an AR-15. LET… https://t.co/ScOszdZwTl
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithTrayvon martin was shot to death for having a hoodie on and skittles and an Arizona in his hand. Ahmaud Arbery wa… https://t.co/cAmhjzte3e
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8/27
2020
i pray my friends get through the battles that they don't tell me about
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8/18
2020
@ZettsEveryday Yo, fuck team square. Team circle’s where it’s at
8/14
2020
Neither of my siblings wished me a happy Middle Child Day. I’m pumped. They’re really getting into the spirit this year :’)
8/13
2020
@LiquidHbox @ssbmhax But.. where do I camp at??
8/10
2020
I need everyone to watch this. https://t.co/eRPk7Dr1q5
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8/5
2020
nypd be like "who you gonna believe?? us, or these videos from multiple vantage points shot in 1080p??"
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7/29
2020
Finally met my neighbors! They’re moving out today Nailed it
7/23
2020
@semiproletariat @ninaturner @ProudSocialist I’ve never donated to a politician/party in my life and I’d donate $10… https://t.co/4J5VDmwKei
7/22
2020
@Riddlesmk https://t.co/E4kNvZnTP4
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6/28
2020
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Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithAmulet of Glory stays on during sex
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smith @arielissofty Hit um with the (t) That’s some king shit
6/26
2020
@jmbooth36 @MyLuvIsElectric All these grade school pics are pushing it enough
6/24
2020
@haggierto @Dillygard Aaand that’s exactly what they’re doing 😒 @haggierto @Dillygard Jefferson county is the city of Louisville (with 100% overlap). I am hard pressed to believe… https://t.co/k2m2l878R7
6/22
2020
I don't mean to be morbid but seriously this Tulsa rally is giving off Jonestown vibes
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6/20
2020
@MyLuvIsElectric Lol it’s up there, ngl. The craziest part to me is just how chill it’s acting about the whole thin… https://t.co/iq2V5wSviw @MyLuvIsElectric This might actually be the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen
6/19
2020
@jmbooth36 Recieving the love and affection that we never got growing up 🥺
6/18
2020
Lol hooow do you make friends?? Asking for a— fuck
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6/17
2020
@arielissofty @himmybuffet @MeleePapa But look at where kirby is. I bet he secretly *loves* shmovin around with his… https://t.co/CHrT9lnOYd @himmybuffet @MeleePapa Based on my experience playing him with falco, I’m gunna guess this is his teir list of how… https://t.co/EGN7FTTQts
6/15
2020
These motherfucking cops haven’t learned a goddamned thing.
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6/14
2020
“That’s a girl drink.” Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I’m drinking a fruit smoothie that’ll have me… https://t.co/Na65Du5pBv
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6/13
2020
not only do i believe weed should be legal, i think the government should pass it out just to make it through 2020, fuckers
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6/12
2020
Kirby has no ankles because the Goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles and sought to fashion a warrior that, th… https://t.co/XPx5wtSKXG
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithCan y’all continue to spread this. This is my cousin Kevin Penn. the cops literally broke his jaw and shoulder when… https://t.co/gMy8BNt1md
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithIf the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smith @acnewsitics @tedcruz Breaking News: Ted Cruz bravely sticks up for a statue; working up the courage to stick up fo… https://t.co/3cyWi1nOT7
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithThere's a statue of Robert E. Lee in Arizona that was put up 7 years after Dragon Ball Z premiered, don't give me t… https://t.co/6ULBdPqHoo
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithOne last thing before everyone cancels Harry Potter. If you got sorted into Slytherin, its cus you suck.my bad bro just throw them in the back https://t.co/eRszbOp94f
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6/11
2020
When I was 16, I had two white police officers follow me for 20 mins coming from my aunts house. When I pulled into… https://t.co/TnZ846wU9N
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6/10
2020
The person he ran over is dead, they didn’t even handcuff him. They released him. He’s actually gotten away with it… https://t.co/b1DPIeD1hQ
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithDarrien Hunt was a cosplayer who was shot holding a plastic sword while in cosplay. the officers said they fired be… https://t.co/78OUJi4sCq
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smith"But you can't defund the police," say the people who have: Defunded our schools Defunded state and national parks… https://t.co/MjP5OgBw69
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6/8
2020
Death ACAB For Cutie
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6/7
2020
Holy shit. Is this real? https://t.co/a6oyrEphej
6/6
2020
The cop who assaulted an old man got suspended so now all we have to do is protest non-stop for a few days and rais… https://t.co/0fDuKKOaWQ
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smithcan we all collectively agree to piss off the republicans and make “all countries matter” trend on july 4th
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6/5
2020
how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it’s repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smiththread of petitions to sign for the black lives that still have not gotten justice
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithWatch til the end for a surprise https://t.co/pjuU4gG9av
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smithhere's a start: any cop who covers their badge number, turns off their body cam, or illegally stops someone from fi… https://t.co/aXJScjwEAv
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6/4
2020
This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended. https://t.co/KPd9Od1zTE
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smith @Dillygard Spent all of yesterday morning arguing with mine. He was trying to convince me that all the black people… https://t.co/0vGDjzgQ2r
6/3
2020
Your raggedy white supremacist president and his cowardly enablers would rather kill everybody than stop killing black people.
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6/2
2020
You know, I always wanted to know what it would be like to simultaneously experience the Spanish flu, Great Depress… https://t.co/8bxUXblnVC
Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithThis week, I am introducing the Ending Qualified Immunity Act to eliminate qualified immunity and restore Americans… https://t.co/E5hmba1cc9
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smiththe media has been rightfully concerned about looting, but i have good news: we've conducted an internal investigat… https://t.co/PV18tS6UjH
Retweeted by J. Matthew Smith @Lordoffarshire @Al_Be_Pretty @Debauroradesign @jk_rowling There are like 5 times as many white americans as black,… https://t.co/DWZ401vevj
6/1
2020
@GroovyLasagna @MeleePapa Exploit the alchemy enchanting feedback loop. Alchemy broken af“I hate men” *unfollow* “Fuck men!” *block* “Men are trash” *blockkkk* Wow, my timeline is so pretty ☺️
5/25
2020
@roseanwho @arielissofty @SsbmKalvar I want in on this crack pact
5/14
2020
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Retweeted by J. Matthew SmithWe literally left them a 69-page Pandemic Playbook.... that they ignored And an office called the Pandemic Prepa… https://t.co/r2RJYJxTrp
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5/12
2020

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