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Of course I would get the flu on Friday the 13th 2020. OF COURSE. Fuck this year.
11/13
2020
Is it even an official conference if you aren't using Four Seasons Total Landscaping? By popular demand - we have a… https://t.co/esS6dSgW9X
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11/10
2020
During a time of great civil unrest, a pandemic that has ripped our nation apart, and four years of being ashamed t… https://t.co/Uh4O7lk0JKVibin. https://t.co/jYGFiwQ8mj
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11/8
2020
Trump rage tweeting right now feels like watching a movie villain drowning in a pool of lava
Retweeted by JulesIt’s the Philadelphia mayor’s mask removal so we could hear the insult clearly for me. https://t.co/9XBxHcOcdp
Retweeted by JulesWe did it, @JoeBiden. https://t.co/oCgeylsjB4
Retweeted by JulesYou’re welcome America.
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11/7
2020
Whoever is updating The Guardian’s live updates has had enough lol https://t.co/GpgUoqp2ms
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11/4
2020
Fuk yeah you are! Super excited about this. https://t.co/WKlkQfOnJ4
10/22
2020
@Cruzr_1872 @ccoqui04 @chrissyteigen When I lost my baby 11 years ago the first thing I did was reach for a camera.… https://t.co/P3FEtJaf8H
10/1
2020
That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.
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9/30
2020
I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message. https://t.co/TuRZXPE5xK
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9/22
2020
I lost my Uncle on September 4th. He was my best bud and I am broken without him. Today I picked up Tunnel of Bone… https://t.co/NtDBij4Lw2 @_autish I love you so much. I'm here.
9/18
2020
When I cut my nails down I've started referring to nail clippers as "finger shell guillotines" and idk, I think I n… https://t.co/WlBSnaxY0a
7/24
2020
I am just posting this here so that when its the future I can look back and remember that a bunch of tiktok baby wi… https://t.co/tmvaWlydTa
7/22
2020
And now, a break.
Retweeted by Jules @veschwab That's a solid mood for where I'm at.
6/27
2020
Leonard Jamual Johnson https://t.co/kDX0wd2EGQ https://t.co/LQ6rLuNgbX
Retweeted by JulesANOTHER THREAD OF MISSING PEOPLE: https://t.co/YUAC9oS1FA https://t.co/Ix5PLsk2e4
Retweeted by JulesSabrina Dubose, #FINDSABRINADUBOSE https://t.co/IVYi3Fc4Ay https://t.co/EOIKfog0F2
Retweeted by JulesDania https://t.co/3lI8VhZSqk
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Retweeted by JulesShannon Darlikie Wasserfal, #BringShannonHome https://t.co/F5q7aVwTbT
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6/4
2020
https://t.co/Ll3mNrdo0LReeeeal jealous of those guys that got the fuck off the planet today.
Retweeted by JulesOh bITCH WE GOT THE AMISH OUT THEY CRIB https://t.co/a6ciCm56oN
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5/30
2020
I was talking to a couple white friends about the tiny ways white supremacy snakes its way into normalcy and I real… https://t.co/rFufu1AgZT
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5/29
2020
First tattoo. As Pyrata As Hasari As Athera To burn To heal To grow. Thanks @veschwab for the words. Thanks… https://t.co/rT9s5IY1oz
5/9
2020
DON'T BE A DICK.
3/27
2020
*closes every sunday for god* *doesn’t close during a worldwide pandemic for god* https://t.co/asGMGXBH3Q
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3/23
2020
DAYS BEHIND ITALY - Every country’s epidemic trajectory (except SK) is on track to become Italy 🇮🇹 epidemic level w… https://t.co/4DJPgZvzjA
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3/10
2020
This is Lux. He thinks your gingerbread house has been on display far too long. If you just move it a tad he can ta… https://t.co/YNGZJ4hRcZ
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3/3
2020
Worms living in my store-bought apples were something I thought would happen a lot more often as a child.On 02/02/2020, Andy Reid got his 222nd win as a head coach. #SuperBowl https://t.co/tjsLrSCvBG
Retweeted by JulesCan we all pause and appreciate the super strong Latina representation during the #PepsiHalftime? I am living for this.
2/3
2020
Also, worth noting that Mary Higgins Clark who was literally called "the Queen of Suspense" and has sold millions a… https://t.co/mi1jdTuVjx
Retweeted by JulesColorado's Sen. Cory Gardner says he doesn't want to hear from any witnesses in Trump's trial. Well guess what? Col… https://t.co/yuLuA02jiu
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2/2
2020
Old people are cute af. Like they're small, they keep peppermints in their pockets, and they wear matching cardigan… https://t.co/Begz5jYeic
1/28
2020
@wojespn Rip :( https://t.co/n17sWMchuY
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1/26
2020
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Retweeted by JulesThe point is that one side of the fence is not better than the other. Being liberal doesn't make you a snowflake an… https://t.co/4vJ23CmwfWEX: Fiscally I'm moderate while socially I'm progressive. I support LGBTQ and I'm straight. I'm pro-choice but I wo… https://t.co/S28KkLGjUsIt's scary nowadays to say what you believe in, and it always seems like you have to be on one side of the fence. T… https://t.co/WIJ7wYaFO0"People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within." ~ Ursula K. Le Guin… https://t.co/iJFMu93t5a
Retweeted by JulesIf Kaitlin Bennet ever surveyed me on tampons for men I’d just tell her “everyone deserves access to hygienic produ… https://t.co/Oz4ARK1rBL
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1/16
2020
The striking color palette of Douglas Sirk's world. Cinematography by Russell Metty. #LetsMovie https://t.co/9JbUQoJDrI
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1/11
2020
Real friends share french fries!
1/10
2020
wholesome advice channeling bob ross :) by @terrycrews https://t.co/Zj7nhTxV6C
Retweeted by JulesTimes are scary. The world burns, figuratively & literally. Dissonance swells & dictates. History continues to repe… https://t.co/hz4XZnocEO
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1/8
2020
How many times have you watched the 1st season of #TheWitcher ? It's been at least 5 for us! With that many re-watc… https://t.co/9jTzWsGNVF
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1/7
2020
“A boy is born with a broken heart.” #TheInvisibleLifeofAddieLaRue https://t.co/lJnTateVMY
Retweeted by JulesJust a family reuniting at an airport https://t.co/32S7Hqjjaj
Retweeted by JulesA woman @lilearthangelk raised $100k in a day for charity by sending nudes to people who had proof of donating to t… https://t.co/ukmtg4QyIZ
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1/6
2019
Confessions of a Killer is horrifying. The actions of the authorities misusing the federal justice system to grind… https://t.co/mSQuxlpDB9
12/13
2019
Wow. I just watched Republicans lie about my book in the impeachment hrng. Compare what they said my book said w/wh… https://t.co/ngRRDdreVr
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12/5
2019
Sat down to read my obligatory 50 pages and ended up reading The Lady Rogue by @Jenn_Benn cover to cover and loved… https://t.co/XxsmJMDaZT
11/18
2019
With the world so dark today, we need to see this. https://t.co/J1JG06OufdTHIS has to stop being normal. https://t.co/sHx7FgOgP5
11/14
2019
A lot of books with beautiful names are out today. Happy publication to 🔸 CALL DOWN THE HAWK by @mstiefvater 🔸 A C… https://t.co/erT7bD8vig
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11/5
2019
Ever listen to the Culpable podcast? You should. Christian Andreacchio deserves justice, and so does his family.… https://t.co/7Oih1k7onX
10/23
2019
Did you bring @veschwab with you on your honeymoon? Because 👏 I 👏 freaking 👏 did! https://t.co/CeITRwXRgGThings I say to my new husband: "I can't watch Braveheart at 11:30 pm. If we do then all I will think about it Will… https://t.co/x5fcFJ4DhX
10/17
2019
@dog_feelings Stoic's best pal is Owen the Ox. ❤ They are the same size. https://t.co/RD6PIgGSs8It's #ComingOutDay and I just want to remind you that sexuality can be a continuing education and you don't have to… https://t.co/h4X2NKzSiN
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10/11
2019
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10/6
2019
In case you caught a high-pitched scream on the air yesterday and mistook it for a Halloween sounds, it was just me. https://t.co/lobgMWI6zy
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10/4
2019
I'm dealing with my horrible anxiety and crippling financial debt by playing with my cupcake shaped squishy. It's vanilla scented.I think you're gorgeous Melissa! Let your light shine my girl.❤️ https://t.co/DdunS4FXzt
10/3
2019
@veschwab @TatteredCover I do too! Thank you for making it a special night!I got to meet one of my literary heroes, @veschwab, last night at @TatteredCover. It was very exciting and I was v… https://t.co/4Vsoz7UUim
9/11
2019
Here we go @veschwab. Taco hat in tow and everything. 😂 https://t.co/AMZWiaXXXW @veschwab Trying to get out of a meeting to come see you! I have a taco hat for you to sign because it's what I was… https://t.co/e6ey58VVck
9/10
2019
I've gotten to the point when I go to public events that I think 'can I run in these shoes?' while I'm getting dressed.
8/3
2019
PEOPLE. Just be nice to other people okay. It's not that hard.
8/1
2019
@Garrett_Watts This images of the guy I marry in 93 days. ❤ https://t.co/x776ICBncV
7/12
2019
Ever lay down in bed, completely at peace with yourself and who you are becoming... and then realize you forgot to turn off the light?
7/10
2019
YOOOO, this cockatoo is deadass tearing down anti-bird spikes 😂😂😂 he said fuck the police https://t.co/xLQHC2zLDh
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7/8
2019
I explained and she said ok that’s weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED H… https://t.co/QKM9bpntFy
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6/15
2019
The sequel to The Legend of #Zelda: Breath of the Wild is now in development for #NintendoSwitch! https://t.co/eGKFqceSAo
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6/11
2019
update: i’ve been thru 10 car riding hours of poo poo and pee pee in cages https://t.co/IEhdT3E5Tp
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6/6
2019
@TMobileHelp I am now a @Tmobile customer! Thanks for making the switch easy and painless.My Dad invited me to get coffee and scones with him for his birthday. If that isn't the cutest dang thing then I don't know is.
6/3
2019
@kimmiekims26 @ubazxo @giannahammer Moooooooooood
5/15
2019
Dentist accidentally numbed my nose so I'm walking around feeling like Voldemort. #Dentist
5/9
2019

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