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Engineering Manager @google. Having an unreasonable amount of fun with programming languages. Yinzer exiled in Seattle. he/him. Be excellent to each other.

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I CAN FINALLY POST THIS ☃️🌲🌨 https://t.co/J7McvrZXfe
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @alexellisuk Dumping that tired YAML for XML
12/6
2019
Drowning in unshaved yaks, please send help @bitandbang @npmjs @darcy @BenjaminCoe @soldair @MarshallOfSound @electronjs I haven't! Time to go read.Folks have told me many times that they don't actually enable 2FA for publish in @npmjs because it prevents them fr… https://t.co/vhRXjwMcMq
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @bitandbang @npmjs @darcy You're going to love what @BenjaminCoe and @soldair are working on 🙃 @yigalatz @nconnaughton Congrats man!A FaaS as a standalone service: "Portable code migrating across Google Cloud's serverless platforms" by… https://t.co/wtc3RrKo5w
Retweeted by Hoisinberry KrampuscakesHuge thanks to @BenjaminCoe for adding Windows coverage to @nodejs 🎉 Combined reports are available in: https://t.co/rSmfbxNpo1
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @beyond_code 👋 I can help with Google Auth specific stuff. What's up?"Pittsburgh's tech industry has grown significantly over the past several years, and I am proud that Duolingo's roo… https://t.co/vhhEilLgjv
Retweeted by Hoisinberry KrampuscakesOH: The essense of AWS business model is turning successful OSS tech into closed services.
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12/5
2019
Shoutout to everyone doing 2020 planning knowing it’s gonna fall apart by the end of Q1
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12/4
2019
We're so happy to have @Google as a diamond💎 sponsor for #NodeJSInteractive! The Google team will be on-site, leadi… https://t.co/R1ex4956cM
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @MylesBorins @bitandbang I would much rather not be able to smell them @MylesBorins @bitandbang I'm particularly sensitive to seafood smells, a But yes, they smell. @bitandbang The smell of those things is far worse than the sound 🤢One of my 10 year olds got an air freshener for his room. When I brought it up, he was like "what, it's my stankas… https://t.co/lKBwPv1e9b @ericlaw 😬
12/3
2019
@MayaKaczorowski it me @__apf__ I'm scared to death of that thing and not afraid to admit it. @ceejbot Totally :) The magic trick for us is trying to enable the teams around to build it in a consistent way tha… https://t.co/QtAmT8UCeB @ceejbot Everyone wants that! The problem for us is scale. We're dealing with 170 services, that are constantly c… https://t.co/wBZi0Q53VZThis is an oddly complicated topic that I've spent years struggling with. The answer kinda has to be "both". When… https://t.co/BRwDZuRvxX @jameswrubel Whatcha building? It's getting on "I feel like making something" season. @juliaferraioli 👋 @ManoMarks Zappos was a life changes for me. So much better wearing shoes that aren't 2 inches too long.
12/2
2019
No Big Ben. Bell and Brown long gone. No JuJu, no Conner, no Pouncey or Tuitt. Fourth-string QB from training… https://t.co/U1Ksyo5IOa
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @tobint @NFL @steelers Funny - it was the false start call against Hodges that felt funny to me. A ghost call agai… https://t.co/nnhLtHvnsPBegun, the nodejs 8 deprecations have. https://t.co/Uq6BshaEXb @ahmetb @nzthiago I'm no expert with flaxseed oil, but I ran into the same issue. Vegetable shortening has a lower… https://t.co/66BU7vWOe3 @coolcsh This is incredible and I want one ❄️
12/1
2019
@markwo @nzthiago We've tried that too! For whatever reason, I really struggled to get a lasting finish with flax… https://t.co/R17auLBmSQ @nzthiago Let me know if you have questions along the way 🍳 Regular single layer refreshes helps keep it maintained… https://t.co/yd7lKUIfqx @nzthiago Then I bake at 400 for 2 hours, turn the oven off, and let cool completely. I repeat the process 4-5 tim… https://t.co/3ErJMvKaAX @nzthiago For seasoning - I heat the cast iron up to 200 for 15 to get all moisture out, then apply a THIN layer of… https://t.co/A3H4kwasJ2 @nzthiago Some people like the "oven cleaner in a bag" method, or the "oven on clean setting" method. I do not per… https://t.co/9g6RJeYSm5 @nzthiago There are no strict rules, and everyone has a different "correct" method. This was an easy strip, so I j… https://t.co/Rch6FVKsp1 @maggiepint @luxonjs This looks great! Small feedback - When I first followed the link to he Twitter profile, I mi… https://t.co/kw4Ri9WcCpFirst proper cold day of the season. Time to strip and season the cast iron! https://t.co/dyOSGqm95X @amcasari I had my doubts about the pecan pumpkin crossover, but that was *awesome*.
11/30
2019
@lorenc_dan @mattomata Nah it's fine. You can always deep fry it, that's much faster. @amcasari I'm trying to double all of mine, so I *should* have 3 to bring.
11/28
2019
@amcasari That looks amazing 🤤 @chriswilcox47 @amcasari Every year I do the prep on Christmas Eve, and stay baking it as soon as the kids are up. Guilty. @amcasari I'm rolling with Tom this year. Pecan, apple, and pumpkin. https://t.co/ctTrJVlpDO @amcasari I forgot this was happening! Pumpkins are roasted. https://t.co/oGuzB6bKcW @fedor One of my friends did a wonderful blog post on the big O of sorting various BSTs, and all I could think is "… https://t.co/ttMijBWfwMwould it be beneficial to the yargs project to move to TypeScript, e.g., helping with refactors, providing better t… https://t.co/Kcpk1fGBRV
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @BenjaminCoe Wow the results here are comically symmetric.
11/27
2019
@broady Ok, so the XML bit may have been too far 😂 I'm sorta anti abstraction when it comes to HTTP / data over the… https://t.co/toKMbl4iDqToo much truth, it hurts https://t.co/UWeaFED024 @jadekler Lol, see - one of the benefits of being on releasetool!
11/26
2019
Today, I'm grateful for the Google "holiday production freeze" we do during this week. I like not having the optio… https://t.co/UCz2kITZux @crandycodes I don't like a `catch` that does `console.error` and then swallows the exception. Puts the applicatio… https://t.co/aVGlq0u3M4 @DavidAns @maggiepint @sarah_edo It's not so different as a PM on dev tools.
11/25
2019
@kmbannerman If you've been bad, what is Krampus making you for breakfast this year?https://t.co/fhRUPo1jM0 https://t.co/mUngrR3xIfHomemade pizza with the kids, cider, and the Vince Guaraldi Trio Christmas album. I may be getting break started e… https://t.co/ojbUnCVYVO
11/24
2019
@tenderlove Fraud. Many of the products I've worked on involve compute resources as part of a free tier, and are ta… https://t.co/rwJP6eU0SI
11/23
2019
@blowmage I mean I liked this, but I don't like it. @brendandburns All of them. I'd like all of them please.Your corporate culture is a mirror of what your perf process rewards.When someone asks for a TypeScript-to-C# compiler https://t.co/JzApKAJwAB
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11/22
2019
@paul_irish Submits a pull review with changes on the current branch against master through the CLI, and gives you a link.`hub pull-request --no-edit` is my jam @glazedSolutions Thanks! @LaylaSells_cshs I did 😂
11/21
2019
Spent a fair part of my day talking about pie, and my desire to deal with anything not pie-related has gone down considerably.
11/20
2019
@wbm312 After I joined Google, Snapchat was one of our biggest customers in cloud. Wanting to learn more, I downlo… https://t.co/FCxeXjRdkk @lorenc_dan One of trends I've really enjoyed to this end is complete source based configuration. Aside from secre… https://t.co/DsQEEGMHKc @DavidAns I have to think you have a specific platform in mind here :)
11/19
2019
@DavidAns @trott @bitandbang @nodejs @XhmikosR @nschonni Shout out to @XhmikosR for some great issues on https://t.co/6blydJmaDf as well! @drosenwasser Array.reduce is the one that gets me every time. Having something that scaffolded the parameters, an… https://t.co/xgUE78BneT @jfhbrook @seldo 👋 if you ever want to rant, I'd love to listen. I work pretty closely with API teams, and work on the SDKs.
11/17
2019
@sarahnovotny @amandaksilver @runfaster2000 @dotMorten Did someone say 80s Christmas music nostalgia? https://t.co/WvIIsENOGi @juliaferraioli In my experience, that means it will taste amazing.
11/16
2019
Making light of others downtime is bad karma. Stay humble.
Retweeted by Hoisinberry KrampuscakesIt was a no good, very bad night for the NFL. @the_thagomizer @tekgrrl .@ossamaalami does this too!
11/15
2019
Today I spent a fair amount of my day approving, sending, and congratulating folks on kudos and peer bonuses. This… https://t.co/TqR7ljUDLYPrefixes! Intraoffice mail - when I leave a note on @JustinBeckwith reminding him to bring leftover pie to share a… https://t.co/E5COj37ACQ
Retweeted by Hoisinberry KrampuscakesCloud Run is GA today. It’s a product I’m proud of and love using. I hope you do too, please give it a try! $ gclo… https://t.co/OK9KnKCDPc
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes🏅 Cloud Run is now Generally Available https://t.co/VgPC1VaAfp
Retweeted by Hoisinberry KrampuscakesNeed a quick shallow scan of your site to find broken links? ``` npx linkinator https://t.co/C9ooo22Jtp ``` (It d… https://t.co/SP78IzqmmX
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11/14
2019
@MylesBorins @TheLarkInn @nodejs Would love to learn more about supporting both at the same time. Otherwise, I don… https://t.co/HfphCATeQH
11/13
2019
@JeffHandley Congrats Jeff! And congrats and the .NET Core Libraries team!"possessing a creative mind, after all is something like having a border collie for a pet. it needs to work or else… https://t.co/5xEFrr1ROL
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11/12
2019
Both Go and Node.js are 10 this year 💙💛
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @cirrus_labs cc @lorenc_dan @kimsterv 👆 just saying, this is nice
11/11
2019
@amcasari This was my fault 😂 Friday afternoons are for clearing the inbox and GitHub notifications. @steren Congrats man!
11/8
2019
Love these reports. My fav 3: - The Python community does an impressive job of encouraging contributors to open so… https://t.co/isC5exKQfjan issue just got labeled #goodfirstissue for tektoncd/pipeline #Go @tektoncd Add linting to check for boilerplate… https://t.co/fmR9FweFhF
Retweeted by Hoisinberry Krampuscakes @ChromeDevTools Nice! I catch myself trying to do this in the nodejs repl all the time @MylesBorins
11/7
2019
For all my friends who are leaders and managers; this is an important article. Leadership usually ends up as ‘do wh… https://t.co/SRFAK4c7yM
Retweeted by Hoisinberry KrampuscakesThe @typescript team never dissapoints. I'm super excited for optional chaining and nullish coalescing operators. https://t.co/UsbetKb2gP
11/6
2019
Put this into my veins https://t.co/TnbLAsORtu @seldo Would love to hear more. Is it that you still need to authenticate to use the API?
11/5
2019
My favorite thing about anti-Google conspiracy theories is that they all assume a level of top-down strategy and co… https://t.co/XT406nWENM
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11/4
2019

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