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Lobbyist for "Big Oat" @oatly

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Joined Twitter 6/16/19


GW giving out very throwable fruit right next to the pro life protestors was certainly a choice
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—My 6 years of Spanish all coming back to me via chess memes https://t.co/hATIJ1qpCxBd4+, Kf1/Kg2, Ne3+ with a royal fork. https://t.co/yLDDLbRaEi"When you work in some organization, you have to change something to create the illusion that you work there... It'… https://t.co/6WeFQBqGpQ @ethan___d Maybe National Master in a few years? We'll see.After 2 whole years, I'm finally able to play chess consistently, and effortlessly, without blundering. Sounds li… https://t.co/RupGzeED9S
10/26
2021
@itypedsomething @belac46 @SamVanivray Dr.Kynes goes from complete betrayal of House Atreides to sacrificing hersel… https://t.co/3q4jlDuwHP @itypedsomething Oscar Isaac was pretty much the only outstanding performance... @JustinDiamondHQ The dance walk because the worm is too dumb to recognize a pattern that has 3 parts instead of 1.
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ— @reganbakerr okay that's just you getting thirst trapped @withahero Blue contacts and a basic still-suit and/or tattered cloth? Nope. NextWhat do people ACTUALLY like about Dune? @shit_eater18937 @ethan___d No we're serious as a sandworm attackLmao Dune sucked
10/25
2021
@gwucui Just lowering my cost basis. Let's reconnect after Q4 Earnings ;)
10/23
2021
Pro tip for young @oatly investors who don't have the savings to invest thousands at a time: Buy one or two shares… https://t.co/QTcm6iJPU2 @DylanBasescu @BrianBurland Dylan says: "No!" to responsible investment @BrianBurland Mr.Burland, what about when the government does this???
10/22
2021
Tune in now for out latest episode of Pod Ad Astra! We chatted with @hanlonesq of @ForAllMoonkind concerning the i… https://t.co/rRDTJua2Pp
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—50% of the class got below a 63 on the midterm and he's calling any grade below 40 a "C" In what world??? https://t.co/luKFVztU2r
10/20
2021
the content my parents send on their anniversary weekend w/no context >>> https://t.co/ruoVaiJz4U
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10/18
2021
@TherapistMitski https://t.co/ajjTf8jaa9 @TherapistMitski yes
10/15
2021
thinking about @GreedSpam, miss you bro <3*posts the hottest picture of me* https://t.co/p3RGMqdVLQ @HarryMcDow @TherapistMitski @ethan___d @ianching685 @realsteelmuslim Harry, you're too ugly to even have a pfp...writing my personal statement to law school, while jamming out to Katy Perry @HarryMcDow @ianching685 @realsteelmuslim @TherapistMitski Whatever you say, "Harry"
10/14
2021
@ethan___d LiterallyI hate to expose the GW School of Business but this 3000 level class is teaching us 1000 level intro to microecon a… https://t.co/JGIfXC1Klt
10/13
2021
@sleepy_ben All good, no hard feelings Ben πŸ‘πŸΌ @sleepy_ben Not suggesting that socialists haven't thought of it. Just pointing out the distinction. Not everyone i… https://t.co/omPfjlotyI
10/11
2021
@TherapistMitski @reganbakerr https://t.co/LztxeoFNTV @TherapistMitski @reganbakerr getting my new lenses @DylanBasescu @reganbakerr yessir. Still want that 170 @reganbakerr ugh, fineMe: Could I run in and grab my glasses? My Uber Driver: In this life, all we do is struggle - and for nothing. How… https://t.co/8LnBeQvpSL @sleepy_ben It can be the case that the fruits of labor ARE capital, and thus the fruits of capital are also the fr… https://t.co/zgN9VHg8cw
10/9
2021
playing poker rn https://t.co/0vvSO8dWv3
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—The distinction here is that socialists seem to believe that ONLY labor=labor, whereas capitalists believe that lab… https://t.co/naFlLo3bO0Pepsi* you're welcome https://t.co/9IDzVV3aAN
10/8
2021
@BrianBurland Thank you for the update Mr.Burland!Frat rush interviews are so cringe. Overhearing the most forced convo ever rn
10/7
2021
Where was this version of the Hatchet when we needed it most πŸ₯² https://t.co/LpGbYyFI41
10/5
2021
@melaniec102 not for me :(In the long run, we do have to eliminate identity politics if we want racism/tribalism/anti-whateverism to fully di… https://t.co/PaDXIg2b1TNZC Intern 1: Literally nobody is blaming Jews for a thing that obviously has nothing to do with us! How can we pla… https://t.co/OoxJG39O6zVery insightful Mr.Burland! Your sage financial wisdom is fundamentally sound and @oatly gang thanks you for this p… https://t.co/Mdg8AjYQFUswimming lesson https://t.co/opAlKRHf76
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10/4
2021
My best friends @oatly reply to me all the time, and I love them for it πŸ’•πŸ₯›βœ¨ https://t.co/Tf6EOsxz5iHey @BrianBurland, curious what your thoughts are on investing in companies like $OTLY @ethan___d NoMild offense to Yang supporters, but too many would read this and be like "Awh hell yeah!" https://t.co/pXJ49oec65 @radicalrublya DC Daily Death Rolling Avg reported by Johns Hopkins has not been above 1 (yep, one!) since APRIL, d… https://t.co/uhMyi64MSx @DylanBasescu What is new theory/study? Link?yeah, my girlfriend's the best. she lets me wear the maid skirt
10/3
2021
Pretty crazy that if 500 more of you wrote me in 3 years ago then I'd be delivering the most batshit crazy commencement speech ever today.
10/2
2021
We pro universal healthcare now @gibbyfan3001 use me as a no button @JustinDiamondHQ
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ— @TherapistMitski @gibbyfan3001 @ethan___d Oatly tastes like dust? Someone's about to lose a follow @TherapistMitski @ethan___d @oatly plz livetweet trying oatly for the first time @ethan___d @TherapistMitski @oatly fax @TherapistMitski @oatly b/c Oatly is NOT WATERY @TherapistMitski Try @oatly from Whole Foods instead. Much less watery and much sweeter. Plus it has dipotassium ph… https://t.co/vLO69HqlVa
9/30
2021
Dan flashes https://t.co/iDcQoNItkW
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9/29
2021
so true barbara πŸ‘πŸΌ https://t.co/senCIVYWo1
9/27
2021
Sudoku https://t.co/54W0A05K63
9/26
2021
abolish the sa
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ— @bananaweber Same energy: https://t.co/bHJfPQnyTwthe women of the gw covid testing trailer should be running the country
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9/24
2021
@ianching685 @DylanBasescu @ethan___d @nktvsk sure, yeah
9/23
2021
the trolley 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘡𝘢𝘯π˜ͺ𝘡𝘺
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9/22
2021
yea that’s the main thing I noticed too https://t.co/U45BZgkBTe
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—Right on target 🎯 https://t.co/3jxnUOcwZk @maddiebillet I KNEW itJust forgot the word echolocation and called it "The bat hearing superpower" @maddiebillet Gotta find out where I stand @ethan___d myself... the horse... its all connectedYou can lead a horse to Oxford, but you can't make it earn a PhD
9/21
2021
I’ve made a decision. I’m going to actually sit back and enjoy the fourth quarter of what is a great Chiefs-Ravens… https://t.co/HNJddGAI6I
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—repurposed my look from The People vs. Justin Diamond for the harry styles show last night https://t.co/TqQDuzhq6r
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—This is my concession tweet. Nick wins this week (Fantasy Football)
9/20
2021
@BBrellis Me, playing madden1) Ian hates my recent tweets 2) Anything Ian likes is unpopular 3) Inversely, anything Ian hates is popular 4) (Co… https://t.co/rzb6rbdfTW @ianching685 turn off notifications if you can't handle the heatcarvings addiction
9/19
2021
@falicia_assman Once you start asking these questions, you reach inevitable answers @ethan___d @falicia_assman abolish @gibbyfan3001 Autographs r freeThey're on to me πŸ‘€ https://t.co/QBvPtIemjC
9/18
2021
#startup nation #Macron #gifle https://t.co/3sjXttnpKl
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9/17
2021
No soundtrack will ever beat the Queen's Gambit soundtrack @daveweigel You could drive for 2 hours in LA and not move much so this isn't saying much
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ— @GlMMETHATBUSSY @ethan___d @reganbakerr This thread bussin @reganbakerr @JustinDiamondHQ counter point https://t.co/Fusv6TrnaR
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ—when i say cowboys are hot im talking about him and him only https://t.co/6bGEpLNRHQ
Retweeted by Justin Diamond 🌐πŸ₯›πŸͺ— @ianching685 Worst part is I have the key and everything. But dead batteries don't care about youGW really thought it was a good idea to make our doors run on fuckin batteries huh?(figurative)
9/16
2021

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