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J. W. Crump @JWCrump New York, New York

#PodLedom podcaster. Director of Comedy @unarthodoxNYC. Host of #GasStationHorror. Alum of @nbcunitips, @nytvf and Mom’s gentle uterus. Biz: crump.jw@gmail.com

974 Following   1,391 Followers   2,143 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/8/08


As a Southern queer, my pronouns are he/haw.
2/24
2020
@AndyPeeke Andy!!!My one person show is BACK, and BIGGER, and BOLDER (eh, it's equally bold, please don't use that in the pull quote)… https://t.co/QEdboukFBEWill Twitter friends like @JohnMCoons respond well to personal invitations to my one-person show? I'm SHY.
2/23
2020
@theruraljuror_ @54Below @JeremyMJordan WOW SHE BOOKS @sethdanie1 This a dark 7am post
2/21
2020
On phone with Mom: Mom: I stopped caring what people thought about me a long time ago. Me: Good for you, Mom! Mo… https://t.co/3E3k7g4zIm @JayJurden That late March dip was you not wishing me a happy birthday @koalatea14 I adore that memeHonestly would buy a collection of Jay's tweets about what being a comedian ISN'T https://t.co/W9L6FHD9LSOnce I was told upon arrival that I was the "diversity candidate" for a standup showcase. I said "oh...okay...do yo… https://t.co/IkTt3LV46J @sethdanie1 I just truly love that in my OWN dream, I was apparently a guest star in your reality.My dream last night? @sethdanie1 and I sung this song (on pretty much the same stage). I had a leather jacket. He h… https://t.co/5LN7kiKtidI'm going to be a guest speaker for a sketch group and I'm trying to put together my thoughts. What would YOU want… https://t.co/QTNBn9aJCfTruth https://t.co/Ybkwmt7AiW
2/20
2020
@GeoffGrimwood Oh yes! I was paid well and treated great. It’s just so early to see that many anxious faces hahaThey are the TOP comedy feature! Support my friends ! https://t.co/63xREIwaCeI still can’t get over that I taught a 56-person improv class today...at 10am.I’ve tried so much harder than any previous year to follow the primaries and I still can’t tell you when Bloomberg started to run.He’s talking about my new eyebrows 😌 https://t.co/9355sU4xjl
2/19
2020
My agent just called to say she loved my rom com and I’m about to relief-stress-cry in this A train. @JohnMCoons @letterboxd @ExRatedMovies @LouisPeitzman @26hrcharleston It feels like I’ve been waiting my whole life for this
2/18
2020
If you want to be a comedian but don’t want to do the work, then you don’t want to be a comedian. You want to be famous.Just wrote the 25th review. Check out Iceman from @SinaGrace if you never picked it up. https://t.co/mAZMqVqgP8Did this two weeks ago and it was the best night of 2020. https://t.co/jWzQoQj6Hd
2/16
2020
@snowak “Gayest”!!!Fun poll: what does your phone try to autocorrect “gay” to? Mine is “fat” @chrtucci What gay tribe is that?
2/15
2020
If I produce a show called “Bicon” should @JayJurden be on it? https://t.co/rIyMZlhpuqLEGO MASTERS has absolutely no right to be as good as it is.
2/14
2020
@JohnMCoons U kno wat? Great. Love this for you. I recant previous “John.” @JohnMCoons John.I’d honestly be okay if every singer only released one album. Every additional single seems exhausting. @zzdoublezz Healthy people are wild @theruraljuror_ House of Yes email always read like a desperate ex who is “just checking in”Packed and i mean PACKED with jokes. @sammorril is incredible. https://t.co/xbZkfv08ab @JayJurden THIS SUBTWEETTonight, after a comedy event, someone named Vicki grabbed both my hands in earnest, made piercing eye contact and… https://t.co/DCXYTPRoUj
2/13
2020
@ashtonevans Most are but also some have murdered people!I follow a bunch of Power Ranger actors on IG and one ex-pink Ranger is REALLY into guns.My SOLO SHOW IS BACK. And longer! And better??? Ticket linnnnnnk - https://t.co/KN1X7v9FhV https://t.co/6jmMS4F3QJPOD LEDOM just started Cycle 7! https://t.co/Ha3JgOv5rDI’m quitting comedy to become a good friend. YIKES https://t.co/MGn4hRXSBi @JohnMCoons You’re just too prolific for me to keep up with! @JohnMCoons Wait who opened the umbrella in whose eye? @chrtucci @jonnymangs @YourFriendKevin Christian! This is a family website
2/12
2020
@JayJurden Yorp but also to be very fair, that is the supreme part of my body. You know what, I'm sold. @JayJurden "NAVAL SUPREMACY" is a MOODOkay yeah, but when is Mercury is present-grade?You’re not bisexual if you are attracted to all genders. You’re bisexual if you wear a hoodie about 20% more often than you should.I always forget @sullyhasthots owns Disney’s head. https://t.co/5uGKbEGwFR
2/11
2020
This only got two likes which is bananas because I look hot as fuck. https://t.co/6L1XBGGorqSerious Q: when you type “I’m crying over XXX” you’re not literally shedding tears, right? Because if so, I’m severely undercrying. @victoriawren Honestly thank goodness
2/10
2020
Some shirtless content for #GayTwitter because why not? This is post ice bath. https://t.co/w58oOgk8ZdDid a 3-minute-long ice bath today. https://t.co/kv3T4HbloNTrue art is found when you can’t tell if something is sincere or not. Is this satire? Is it real? Why did we need i… https://t.co/yenNhRhcsPThis is a bit based on Hustlers, that movie all of you claim to have seen. Your “not ticket buying” is showing. https://t.co/E0ehlsIYlYThis is what I think drumming looks like. https://t.co/tqp8pSmkZE @brianscribeNY That’s it!!Jay’s truth telling just took my face off and then some. https://t.co/UcsY3ub3Uy
2/9
2020
Tyra is the only celebrity that’s simultaneously always been ahead of and behind the times. https://t.co/pPT0OionniIf you love TV trivia, check out Culture Cruise from @MattBaume. Great look back at defining moments in LGBTQ TV fr… https://t.co/QZ0NqxzQEoLit me every day 😔😔😔 https://t.co/0DcPd4m61GGas Station Horror is TONIGHT. Feat @alottbot @msalicenutting @sam_jackel @MeleTimothy @billdipierohttps://t.co/ZoKjeOGd5j @theruraljuror_ @mcknzybartlett It’s actually a very interesting study because some people really can’t recognize w… https://t.co/Oke4Sy1SL2 @theruraljuror_ @mcknzybartlett He was SO toxic and I’m so glad people are recognizing it.
2/8
2020
UNDERRATED SONG ALERT https://t.co/s05o4vobnF @JohnMCoons I never knew I’d grown into a person who understood this sentenceBig arms AND a personality? Friend, this is the ideal person. https://t.co/3BD4QpRL57😭😭😭 https://t.co/JaUuqpU3td
2/7
2020
That last joke tho https://t.co/Zyv66Yq4r4Come see us Saturday! Gas Station Horror Announces First of Final Five Shows https://t.co/FZLp6e2wmK via @horrorsociety
2/6
2020
This Saturday is the final Gas Station Horror for OG cast member @JoshTheMayorWon (he’s moving down south, y’all!)… https://t.co/IBav1m7H1dGas Station Horror Announces First of Final Five Shows https://t.co/FZLp6e2wmK via @horrorsociety
2/5
2020
I see we are saying “Iowa caucus results” in the figurative sense
2/4
2020
Oh wow he models too https://t.co/3xlqU7p5uc @chrtucci Great shirtMy mom has HOT TAKES on the halftime show: https://t.co/cXfTMWjYDO
2/3
2020
@AndyPeeke I’ll be playing!This upcoming Saturday is the fifth-to-last Gas Station Horror EVER! Come see special guest @billdipiero join the c… https://t.co/4Us8l2TfPAAll of #NewYork is just @theruraljuror_ https://t.co/XYFkgSOsPx
2/2
2020
@DamnThatsRich Gays are stupid, Rich. Respect that and be a tru allyThis dude is five years my senior 🤗 https://t.co/PAL0TGOORy @iamkdjiah Honestly so proud of myself for getting this joke and the reference @theruraljuror_ Hey Sean - what color is this tank MEANT to be?
2/1
2020
@GrantMacDermott sometimes it's harder to break an email than a board (do black belts break boards? i hope so!!!) @mimilovesfilm @joskelkat Also, comedians are pleasantly thirsty for opportunities and you seem very legit! @mimilovesfilm I've got the materials and would love a chance to submit, when your DMs open I'll send you a message… https://t.co/SX8nrsAKob @GrantMacDermott It’s very that. At least that what it is for me. @GrantMacDermott This happens to me as well. Which is funny because my agents have given me literally no reason to… https://t.co/DiTQwADulNOf course weed’s addictive. Anything can be addictive. And pot is a shortcut to feeling good and we love getting ad… https://t.co/VJLOJGyNZaMore incredible reviews for POD LEDOM my #americasnexttopmodel podcast. Subscribe today!! https://t.co/Mzq0junDrv https://t.co/3kaYe0YOxw @sullyhasthots @jamesholod https://t.co/8bPh8UDfvs
1/31
2020
Being happy is a weird flex but okay @PhilCasale who you talking to? you know I already registered this with the WGAGAY ROM COM PITCH: "Baker's Dozen, 30-something bakery owner Brad Yeast revisits his 12 failed relationships to ens… https://t.co/Sc8DEHAnQ0 @Porchia Don’t. Let them die. @sarahannho1 Preach @ilianainocencio @YoGlo_ Which is a shame because Glo is slaying always.
1/30
2020

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