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Kim Swift @K2theSwift Los Angeles, CA

Made some Portal game thing. Does stuff, collects potentially hazardous hobbies. Designs games and whatnot. These opinions are only my own.

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Joined Twitter 3/10/12


@zerena_hoofs If you want we can do a dessert exchange, I make a hella good pie. @zerena_hoofs They look it! @zerena_hoofs https://t.co/76urqr0yYI
1/20
2020
@zerena_hoofs https://t.co/pzZOBDq4wq
1/19
2020
@apocalynds Random art projects, Disneyland, getting more animals and sleep, basically. Oh wait, I just described my holiday break.
1/18
2020
Let me talk for a moment about the narratives we tell around how game designers enter the industry. Its just a the… https://t.co/GhMsqoVjh0
Retweeted by Kim Swift @azraelkrieg @Sigtric @MandoChamo @Casual_Ranger Argo master race. @Sigtric @zerena_hoofs @MandoChamo It makes him happy to just chill there so welp.I remembered I had a headband in my closet. Mando the chameleon now has a saddle. https://t.co/1ee4mQwznmWell. I spent way too much time making this. Presenting: the French Fries Alignment 🍟 https://t.co/YXvQWdOWbz
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1/10
2020
@randileeharper Ooo fairy lights. Good thinking. @randileeharper My bed also has USB ports and I thought it was dumb... until I started using them. https://t.co/DviH7uYWu9 @LeDinoBleu https://t.co/HG8mQ2YVwP @LeDinoBleu Mando! He has an insta/twitter that my fiance runs. https://t.co/TdGdeL5hXD @Yuki_n_friends If her laying eggs starts being an issue (getting egg bound, calcium deficiencies, etc), the vet ca… https://t.co/TLhrvTUJXR @viking_trash He is a very easy going little dude. @karnisov Yep, except this time it’s the reptile riding the mammal. @RageCave Though, I could probably have @Sigtric bring him in for a little visit one of these days. @RageCave Prolly not, he likes being out for like 30 minutes at a time and then he's over it and wants to go back home. :( @frankcifaldi Yes, that is totally the right way to feel, tbh. @jasonschreier Common misconception, their color changing isn't camouflage, it's actually a communication tool to t… https://t.co/XrnXUAxVoKMy new chameleon likes to ride around on my head so I’ve been looking at headbands that he could maybe use as a sad… https://t.co/BuYdTEuTtR @kirkhamilton Ahhh, it’s dulcet guitar intro could be heard reverberating across guitar centers everywhere during the 90s.
1/9
2020
For 20 years, CH paid some of the best young comedians, writers, and artists in the country to do nothing but come… https://t.co/6fCOeyCwc4
Retweeted by Kim SwiftIt's the last chance to vote in our Accessibility Awards, folks! Get your votes in within the next few hours! https://t.co/YViAcVmaJy
Retweeted by Kim Swift @TimOfLegend I am very intimidated by following your awards hosting! 😦 @zerena_hoofs Nails and pedis — 100%Hey...pssst...hey. I’m hosting the GDC awards this year. I’m like...pretty stoked. 🤯😱🥳😄 @vol1tion If you like coffee, it’s damn good in a latte. @simoncarless Aaah!!! So excited (and also nervous)!! 😁
1/8
2020
@garywhitta I replaced my old toaster oven with an air fryer/ toaster oven combo and it’s the best.
1/7
2020
Welp, @Sigtric and I did this today. Look at our rainbow son. https://t.co/4dQLeMDFUY
1/6
2020
@rachel_sala Yeh that’d be great! Would love to get to know more folks. @ShawbsBOX This is the internet, so obviously no, we can’t. @rachel_sala I did! At the beginning of October! @zerena_hoofs @Sigtric We’re thinking about getting a woobly eyed chameleon friendo. @zerena_hoofs @Sigtric We had shakshouka again for breakfast and are getting ready to go to the reptile show in Anaheim like nerds.It’s January and I get to eat fresh strawberries grown on my rooftop deck every morning. Crap. I think I like LA. https://t.co/0b1teBtenA @kyledempsterstu Went to West Hollywood to get it done and thought of youuuuuuu. @rampage198 Yes. Hours of sitting still and watching Netflix happened.For anyone looking to get creative color in the LA area, can not recommend enough: https://t.co/K19j7j4Qo0 @apocalynds I just tell my stylists to have fun and do whatever! I just like having art growing out of my head. 😂 @apocalynds I am a colorful bird again.New hurs! 💖🌈 https://t.co/9EB4OXGn3n @kindofstrange I really like Calm. It also has a section where people read bedtime stories which is kinda the best thing to fall asleep to. @Sigtric @zerena_hoofs ? https://t.co/Cy5PObRG9J @zerena_hoofs @Sigtric No, we need to have you over!
1/5
2020
@kyledempsterstu Paging @Sigtric for his IT brain. @timcullings It’s pepto time! @zerena_hoofs I was born in Jersey, honey. I gotchu.
1/4
2020
@SteveJaros I was! Moved to LA in October. @Digital_Vix3n Well for the first half it was a complete romp and stomp so maybe they thought they’d be fine? @Digital_Vix3n I dunno. It got to be an incredibly close game all of a sudden. Suns decided to actually play during the second half.So I went to a Lakers game today. I guess I live here now. https://t.co/yP56yHfXNS
1/2
2019
@azraelkrieg At least those are tasty and you will unlikely wake up with them stuck in your head. @schirra https://t.co/ihYzBSnXM5 @sarah_bytes Sleepy and murder demon,Why hello retail and food establishment, did you know that Christmas is over? SO WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING CHRISTMA… https://t.co/lvxLg28xfp
12/29
2019
Yay!! @Sigtric got me the bestest ever Christmas present!! 🎁 💖 https://t.co/VGBxc5L2hH @TheSpeakman Yeh, they were in the backyard. @DanimalFarm They’ve also been setting off fireworks all night too, so I guess that’s a possibility.Cool, cool, cool. The neighbors behind us that shot a possum (and fell into our yard) a couple weeks ago are having… https://t.co/TJBheD20BA
12/25
2019
@Sigtric @zerena_hoofs https://t.co/EhFqpWFQOp @zerena_hoofs @Sigtric This is what happens when he leaves me alone with the cat. 😂 @That_Girl_Jesss I spoil the crap out of my animals. 😂Why yes, I did teach @Sigtric ‘s cat to eat sushi off of chopsticks. 🍣 https://t.co/gsAHAzmzAD
12/22
2019
Cats. https://t.co/lgT77P9BOR
Retweeted by Kim Swift @Sigtric So that’s what you were trying to show me while standing in the driveway for 10 minutes and unable to get it to work. @apocalynds I’m really happy to have met you this year. You’re a super rad lady! Sorry it’s been a poop year. Here’… https://t.co/C70iPc4LuW
12/21
2019
@KaitlynBurnell Well obviously this would just have to be a collab type situation.Would you play a fighting game called Mortal Wombat?
12/20
2019
@MitchyD @agentbizzle To be honest though, he mourns their death for like a hot second before cheerfully bopping along time the next planet.Sun is working very hard in this meeting. https://t.co/wvwn7Nrs7T
12/19
2019
@zerena_hoofs Seriously. Dregs of humanity. https://t.co/Kwf587kRYJSpotify confirms that I am a very confused emo, metal, candy raver. I am wearing all black and I have purple hair.… https://t.co/SdYEOCNo2BWe need to have a talk. I understand that you only want half a bagel, but if you take the top half of a cheese bage… https://t.co/HXgKYPbNMw
12/18
2019
Hi all! The company I was working for laid off the entire staff and shuttered really unexpectedly yesterday, so I d… https://t.co/lP4amwiuJl
Retweeted by Kim Swift @JimsDSM Normally its not too terrible getting to work in the morning, but yesterday was particularly crap for some reason. @Sigtric They had a point. Traffic was absolute garbage.I didn’t understand the point of posting messages in Waze until I saw this during a particularly bad commute. https://t.co/zUJe35rrK6
12/17
2019
@zerena_hoofs Blanket time!! https://t.co/UcNtIHVZZl
12/16
2019
@Sigtric Ooooo @RageCave Also, the first time I read that I didn’t see the numbers. So I just figured that somehow hamburgers are Corey kryptonite. @RageCave Do you want the hamburger before or after you die? Or is that the order of operations?
12/13
2019
"Our pillows were stolen from our front porch last week so got some new ones" 💅🏼 https://t.co/xSxYuhD0Wa
Retweeted by Kim Swift @ehoustoun @BraveTart Here’s the recipe: https://t.co/yUORyxlVhd @ehoustoun @BraveTart It’s actually super good! You should give it a shot if you like pumpkin pie. @ehoustoun @BraveTart You do realize that pumpkin is also a squash? @aaronlinde Hey, you love the word ‘instead.’ Live your truth, my friend.Look. I just like things, okay? Life is too hard to not appreciate anything that brings you joy.caught the goldens holding hands at daycare (rally.the.retriever IG) https://t.co/uFzQHLSjWD
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12/11
2019
@zerena_hoofs @Sigtric I had to do something with the leftover turkey broth, so it turned into tan tan ramen.
12/6
2019
@apocalynds I couldn’t imagine anything more invigorating than terrified screaming while holding flaming appliances.
12/3
2019
@JeffSeamster @CriterionGames Jeff. I live in LA now. @apocalynds I bet you were awake after that at least. @TychoBrahe If I know I’m going to be on a trip and buy things, I only pack my suitcase half full as a hard limit.
12/2
2019
@zerena_hoofs Bondage loaf turned out 👍 https://t.co/oKLu8EZ6ahPie is the perfect food. 💖 (Made @BraveTart ‘s Butternut Squash Pie) https://t.co/dXi56p84PK
11/30
2019
The bondage loaf has been completed! (Turkey porchetta that has just been tied and will cure overnight in the fri… https://t.co/xqNbM6s3Us
11/28
2019
@zerena_hoofs Turkey porchetta (a whole turkey is too much for 2), cornbread stuffing, yam & squash casserole, gree… https://t.co/3UEPdQS0A2
11/26
2019

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