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Joined Twitter 9/3/17


@JoshAJHall fucking christok well apparently I am actually in the top 0.5% of Bruce Springsteen listeners in the world this year. Honestly ca… https://t.co/OVdEomoPFdin all seriousness it is such a relief when somebody not only prominent but universally respected by the establishm… https://t.co/YyczUER01xit's wonderful to see you gandalf https://t.co/epDtvravNrbig thanks to coronavirus for the unexpected drastic pivot back to slipknot in my late 20slol https://t.co/KG0wITuXgBmore on this as we get itso what I'm getting from my spotify wrapped is that I've been listening to a lot of Bruce Springsteen this year @coopercooperco lmao was gonna text you about Mad Men literally last night and stopped myself
12/2
2020
need some earplugs for sleeping. turns out this is a whole *thing*, like buying a mattress. does anybody know anyth… https://t.co/fXUT49HehD
12/1
2020
https://t.co/vXGONbiGvh Nigellaaaaaaaaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺 https://t.co/jGtRM0qyNA
11/30
2020
i could change him ❤️ https://t.co/VEUtbLwNGe
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11/29
2020
@Anarchopixie clearly these theydies and gentlethems did not get the memo @benedict_spring [coming home from the big city to greet my family for christmas]this kind of shit is going to force me to settle on a gender one of these days istg https://t.co/yJ7UTz63Wkthis little theme that doesn't really have a distinct attachment to anything in BOTW (maybe just 'the nice bits aro… https://t.co/1hFPVYk0N7
11/26
2020
@rolandbarfs this is just a really nice thing. have you ever listened to him reading it on the podcast? extremely dulcet.
11/25
2020
even though I haven't seen you in years, yours is a funeral I'd fly to from anywhere!never have any idea when my biannual listen to Alopecia is going to come around but then suddenly it's here and I h… https://t.co/hv4Sn1EnS2 @dogwinters Hello, yes please do!“trans agenda” isn’t scary you fools, it’s just how Italians say “transgender”
Retweeted by Merl @hangsawoman it's good @hangsawoman have you ever seen Rat Film? It is very good @hangsawoman lmao I can't believe I got you to be sincere about this (also same by miles) @hangsawoman can't believe I am once again being red pilled over the disney film ratatouille @hangsawoman the food critic funds his restaurant. he just makes the ratatouille and feeds the other rats. @hangsawoman you're being very cynical. There was no mention of wealth. Just a passion for cooking and not being killed @hangsawoman he is not interested in such things. He just wants to cook his food for people and other rats. @hangsawoman he's a rat @hangsawoman booooooooo @benedict_spring bless you babe xxx @Anarchopixie that day rockedan ongoing joke in my relationship is paul sternly telling me "don't hurt yourself" @MrsMarketUK @peckhampeculiar @golden_anchor thank you! :)thanks @Anarchopixie for fielding this one loltrying to do a pop shove-it on the smooth flagstones outside my uni right before my year's graduation party and lan… https://t.co/W12zRB4300standing with my precious face right over a bike frame with a stubborn seatpost I was struggling to remove and it s… https://t.co/03WLYypdaRaccidentally using the back of the blade on my new penknife to try to scrape a bit of gunk off a wall and cutting a… https://t.co/1GADEMUh6vhm, a toss-up between splitting my forehead open on my own pint glass headbanging to the breakdown in bohemian rhap… https://t.co/86wOms2Ag3shares appreciated!anybody in Camberwell/Peckham/Nunhead/New Cross/Dulwich have or know of any nice rooms in nice households going tha… https://t.co/yOEFMVRh1q
11/23
2020
it’s in the trees! it’s coming!! https://t.co/ksn6TijyTF
11/20
2020
@rolandbarfs I moved out to go to and almost immediately dropped out of the 'academy of contemporary music' when I… https://t.co/erKwI7Bs9w @julings YES COME THROUGH MICHAEL @_Cabble it is pure! magic!honestly if you're at all wowed by this clip of kermit riding a bike I implore you to watch The Crystal Calls about… https://t.co/0stjCrZnuFpivot into puppetry for lockdown 2021not only is the puppetry absolute magic this whole scene and its dumb punchline are just incredibly funny… https://t.co/jXvsRt9ZK7 @clarebot fair, I think I was just exceptionally pretentious and sincerely thought a lot of very toothless stuff wa… https://t.co/emfE82yEMwseem compelled to listen to sigur ros a lot this week for the first time since my dreadful late teens/early 20s....… https://t.co/EI1wuDUnKSthe government defending a massive rise in defence spending to the british public the only way they know will work https://t.co/PcAsJzi6ad
11/19
2020
@Skatebutch 💞come on @ left twitter, take a break from posting about praxis for a minute and chip in a fiver. https://t.co/mLvE0z1TIZ
Retweeted by Merlgo onnnnnnnn https://t.co/mLvE0z1TIZme during lockdown waiting for the clubs to reopen :( https://t.co/uzdvpyD5i9
11/17
2020
@iggigg pete campbell, MVP @iggigg IT'S A CHIP N DIPim begging yall to start dating ppl u actually like https://t.co/HyTYe2gQC4
Retweeted by Merlwhat about a no day week
Retweeted by MerlDone, help if you can! https://t.co/wqEhNh96VV
Retweeted by Merl @_Cabble yessssss 💘come on @ left twitter, take a break from posting about praxis for a minute and chip in a fiver. https://t.co/mLvE0z1TIZretweets and shares also appreciated tbh! community-focused bike workshops like this are so important and hard to k… https://t.co/yYhyq2OtceLondon folks, my local community bike workshop in SE5 was burgled the other night and lost all their essential tool… https://t.co/z7PuwPkHpS @corneliusbean this is at its worst when I make the mistake of wanting to listen to the news in the morning and ris… https://t.co/rV8NCaW714 @corneliusbean this has been my conclusion too. also know that compulsion you described so well, every time, the pu… https://t.co/GUHTzD8f0C @corneliusbean have managed to entirely miss the actual Thing itself this time, it's been like a shit mystery game… https://t.co/10OOJ4vPoJ
11/16
2020
remember 'beer' by reel big fishI'm crying... gen z is NOT doing well https://t.co/1filKvBdqo
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11/14
2020
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Retweeted by Merla lot going on here https://t.co/mRKA7Mjh28
Retweeted by Merl @odhreo isn't it just one of the best facts you've ever heard https://t.co/Cr8HDMmNYy @odhreo time to roll out my favourite bonkers pro chess fact! https://t.co/iDKAMVbxq5remember 12.5 grams of cutters choicethinking once again about this exquisite 15 seconds of footage https://t.co/BMQjWOkeMZ @winemum2019 https://t.co/jjLh9l3lQlOh to be a wild hog floating down a river near Wassaw, GA https://t.co/DkuNuTpsMJ
Retweeted by Merli'm an uncomplicated man – I am moved by the guitar as well as the flute, by roasting a leg of lamb and excluding a… https://t.co/CGbdZHY3Uwthis is simply the funniest tweet I've ever read https://t.co/5JxOkDRnudGreat piece from ⁦⁦@Sarah_Cundy⁩: ‘Young people in this country have recognised the nature of universities’ offens… https://t.co/Ak7AmxlfMh
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11/13
2020
GAMMONS 4 LONDON @jellycrone omfg that is so RUDE
11/12
2020
the world facing young people in the UK right now is so bleak it is honestly beyond comprehension to me, and still… https://t.co/ALUgPfZ9VRjust the next day, some hateful columnist was spluttering in exasperation on Radio 4 at the idea of taking seriousl… https://t.co/8ETqzgx93a[suicide] Been struggling to work out whether and how to acknowledge this unbelievable tragedy on here for a few w… https://t.co/1YWpTUzZRy @hangsawoman omg yess so excited to readahhhhh this game where I'm playing [checks notes] an elite viking assassin is anachronistic?? what the FUCK
11/11
2020
@hannahkateboast people have been trying to explain this to me for years but like you I am just not interested
11/9
2020
I have restored for you this evening a most beautiful autochrome by Gustave Gain, taken in the 1920s on a Normandy… https://t.co/qffRBO5ylN
Retweeted by Merlstill laugh at every single one of these like I did the first one https://t.co/tO2R8pASjs(we rode out to the Thames barrier and the river looked perfect) https://t.co/LtsJCplOwUattention: I’m cute, my friends are fit and bikes rule https://t.co/2MAyn0LNWAoh no https://t.co/v22KcNHhgf @caitcadieux hi I absolutely love these!
11/8
2020
@Skatebutch really sorry to hear this, but so good that you found something that works for you. it sounds amazing, would love to see it.a bokoblin sat on a cliff reflecting on existencewhat's he thinking https://t.co/sicRmI1ucFDelivery cyclists celebrating on Brooklyn. E-Bike caravan https://t.co/JC7heeBwrM
Retweeted by Merlme earlier today: google “it’s all bullshit.” this is really whatever me now: y’all Joe Biden is actually a radica… https://t.co/SWWnieqgBq
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11/7
2020

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