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kj @kaitIinjoi rva🌥md

she/her || unfortunately, very pretentious

152 Following   251 Followers   846 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/12/13


my twitter is only my own tweets with the occasional retweet bc as a person only my thoughts matter with the occasional secondary opinion
8/3
2021
@zoetuckk @ChipotleTweets YOU ARE FOR THE PEOPLE‼️petition for @ChipotleTweets to add mushrooms to their fajita vegetables
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8/2
2021
It is a goddamn soup bowl outside
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8/1
2021
to the woman in noda who boosted me while i tried on a dress: i hope both sides of ur pillow are cool @carly_antheia THANK YOU <3333 @rorymillerr im begging for u to stop tweeting
7/31
2021
hi everyone here is us in our cowboy hats my dad said he liked them so now everyone has to like them! https://t.co/EpQTrGyvvuI am a patriot for the olympics and World Cup (women’s) and the olympics and World Cup (women’s) only!
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7/30
2021
im gonna post pictures of me in my cowboy hat soon if everyone doesn’t say at least one nice thing about my hat i’m gonna cry @rorymillerr like just the bowl or the soup itself?
7/29
2021
@reeya_patel3 what does this mean bae
7/28
2021
as a person who does not take her antidepressants, i think antidepressants are a scam @ashanjer ayo‼️👀 laser tag meet up? @ashanjer i will in fact drive up to play laser tag with you‼️
7/27
2021
why did my parents not force me to be a top athlete at 5 so i would be an olympian now…. thanks mom and dad, you bi… https://t.co/AwbSqjhT7Y @ashanjer u wanna get together and play laser tag soon⁉️
7/26
2021
@jillianorion wtfi’ve just realized i’m gonna have no clue how to dress once classes start. someone tell me what the vibes are for c… https://t.co/6zICN5wkev
7/24
2021
thinking about the time sophomore year when someone convinced me that ap foam blocks was real and i tried to google… https://t.co/1YjK9JJ8kQ
7/22
2021
@rorymillerr ok so let’s send an email to cara about this @rorymillerr i think you’re the one who needs to cope with addie la rue’s existence @rorymillerr girl the horse is dead. im begging you to stop beating it. it’s been through enough. @rorymillerr im blocking you and reporting your for harassment and bullying @LayanTheeFirst @livbarryyy and it’s 4 other concerts and a music festival put some respect on my name @LayanTheeFirst @livbarryyy oh don’t worry bestie i’m looking at the philly show now, liv sorry for blowing up ur mentions!one like and i’ll buy clairo tickets and complete my set of indie bitch concertswould someone like to tell me what in the hell i am to do with my life! @LayanTheeFirst @livbarryyy i fuckin Wish i could go but i Can’t i’m so mad
7/21
2021
i am deeply susceptible to instagram ads and it pains me every day
7/19
2021
not to sound southern but the musical stylings of mr. tyler childers warm my bitter bitter bones
7/18
2021
@rorymillerr LMAO SHUT UPif anyone is going to the sept 11 lucy dacus show or the sept 13 julien baker show pls lmk i need friends
7/17
2021
julien baker? i got two shows. lucy dacus? i got two shows? phoebe bridgers???? two mf shows! i got the boy genius infinity stonesthe geneva convention is safe https://t.co/9M0WbbSG2fin my drugged state i would like to thank @ashley_kreitz bc she is a goddess amongst women and is permitting me to… https://t.co/tSKl0xAFW2 @rorymillerr @jillianorion jillian send the tweet @jillianorion @rorymillerr that’s not mental illness that’s extended therapy @jillianorion @rorymillerr i dont i pay $200 a month for therapy @rorymillerr would allow me to do wellness checks on u and jillian like u two need @rorymillerr no i think we should
7/16
2021
it’s a cowboy hat in a “y’allternative postmodern postironic anti-bigotry iced dirty chai latte queer reclamation of faded jeans” kinda way
Retweeted by kj @olinedavis no literally i got a car with better gas mileage and it still costs a leg and a tiddie to fill and i’m… https://t.co/M0yQ4OEaCV @leahandrealewis i am so envious. @CaseyAbbe we’ll get em in the onsale tomorrow i have faith🙏🏼if i don’t get pit tickets with tomorrow’s onsale i’m violating the geneva convention. https://t.co/39vzGZKEOlif any of u tiktok bitches took my tickets i’m coming for u, count ur mf daysme vs not getting tickets to phoebe bridgers bc ticketmaster said all of them were gone 10 minutes in @essie why is the white nail polish so thick and gloopy pls @m1tskiswife PRISON oh my god.it just cost me $40 to fill my honda. joe biden is SICK!
7/15
2021
hot girls read books
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7/14
2021
me vs seeing @phoebe_bridgers twice this year bc that’s bestieidk shit ab superheroes i just know that i think florence pugh is neat🥰 https://t.co/mClhsue77g
7/12
2021
@rorymillerr don’t be shy tag me in it bestiei didn’t understand shit but russian florence pugh who kills people????? i will be tuning in for more marvel movies! https://t.co/qo4u76qRv3
7/11
2021
have i ever seen a single marvel movie? no. am i seeing black widow tonight because i love florence pugh and would… https://t.co/hoMlr8yZ3M
7/10
2021
so sorry to all of my fans, i am currently out of funny tweet ideas. the haha machine has run dry.
7/9
2021
@jacobsartorius you would follow me if it was real 💔
7/6
2021
@reeya_patel3 bro that’s me let me in @essie when did ur brushes get smaller this is some buns
7/5
2021
@jacobsartorius so many times king, please followwhy do sexy people (me) have to suffer so much
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7/3
2021
who sells steak fries
6/29
2021
@rorymillerr ok yeehaw sally @rorymillerr ***fireflies
6/27
2021
@jacobsartorius pls oh my GOD https://t.co/hw1RLsae6P
6/25
2021
@jacobsartorius hiii jacob❤️ i presaved pls https://t.co/XJogs463dc @wormoffastr1ng when joe said build back better, he meant mccarthyism❤️
6/23
2021
taking friend applications: i have no other requirements, pls just be nice to me i need friends
6/22
2021
@jacobsartorius this is so cool king
6/20
2021
a cicada flew at my head i can’t do this anymore i’m going homehow’s the soup @ashley_kreitzhttps://t.co/j1ggujLYIT https://t.co/KBnv5r5lwP @rorymillerr get a new screen shot bitchjust ordered a bowl of pickles
6/19
2021
@jacobsartorius king what happened to my follow i saved ur songpunisher is a year old today thanks for listening https://t.co/Mui0rWNcEZ
Retweeted by kjconverting to catholicism and becoming a nun so i never have to speak to another man again #girlbossgoing to the library tomorrow to once again microdose socialism like the filthy commie i am! @jillianorion @rorymillerr go bake ur lil cake or sumn get out of my mentions with this slander @sydneywohlt @jacobsartorius no i’m actually obsessed with him, i would frame his follow in my dorm common room @sydneywohlt don’t let jillian fill ur head with propaganda, a harry styles country album would heal the worldwill never stop saying this but public libraries are literally the best place
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6/17
2021
@rorymillerr ok weirdo @rorymillerr when harry styles releases that country album you will never know peace again @rorymillerr i bet you think you’re funny dont uif harry styles could please release a country album, i have my cowboy hat and boots ready please i need to wear them somewhere
6/16
2021
i am still having a bad time! https://t.co/mVYWo1ea8E
6/15
2021
@jacobsartorius hey kinglibraries fr feel like a drug deal. i just checked out 5 hardback books and did not pay a Dime this is such a rush… https://t.co/SNgrTkOmiLi am having a bad time!
6/14
2021
@reeya_patel3 illness, shawty. that’s illness
6/13
2021
no bc i would pay literally So much money to go to a pierce the veil concert right now
6/7
2021
just bought a $50 pride shirt from madewell. rainbow capitalism wins again😔
6/6
2021
ok yeah maybe tana mongeau didn’t contribute much to modern society, but she did contribute taco bell cinnamon twis… https://t.co/L4RD3dMouG @jacobsartorius me king, i stay fighting for u
6/5
2021
the way i get the same thing at chipotle every single time and yet every single time i’m like “this shit fuckin bussin who made this😫😫”
6/1
2021
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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5/29
2021

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