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Kalie Shorr @kalieshorr Nashville, TN

“pathetic goth singer” - some guy on the Internet. my debut album Open Book is available now 🖤🖤

883 Following   15,306 Followers   32,866 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/3/09


So...my mother would’ve terribly embarrassed if she knew I was posting something this “indelicate.” But as a much n… https://t.co/JWDNDoj6KV
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7/8
2020
It takes so, so much bravery to share a story like this. I needed this song more than I even realized. I love you… https://t.co/MTpxQqkKLa
7/7
2020
when you don’t want to get involved but you get put in the middle so you have to calm everyone down while simultane… https://t.co/vPpdJgdKHEI thought about responding to my 386 unread text messages, but figured assuming a new identity would be easier. Doe… https://t.co/YkjRTiYeR5
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @KarleeSmith13 @CandiCarpenter She said this in the group chat so I made her tweet it 😂hi Tennessee, make sure you’re registered to vote!!! https://t.co/LwEXBCt02Qalso calling it the “China virus” is so messed up I can’t even address itCASES are not up. *diagnoses* are up because we are finally able to get a more accurate number. I just can’t believ… https://t.co/Wztb5dlcnoI would like all of my science lessons moving forward to be delivered by a drag queen https://t.co/kxgy63rmDgFor personal reasons, I’ve decided to watch no less than 5 episodes a day of the 2004 Canadian masterpiece, Instant… https://t.co/tEr8RfqRdI @phantomparades I had a man throw a hotel key *at my face* because he couldn’t take a hot shower at 3pm due to the… https://t.co/4nGZTsgYCe @jess_stephans 🥺🥺🥺 ilysm thank you!!!
7/6
2020
maybe 2020 will be like a mullet and the back half will be a party
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @myownsunshinee https://t.co/R7jAbxxRp0🚨PSA: This just in...@US_FDA approves highly effective COVID procedure! https://t.co/vrLr6vFKJv
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7/4
2020
@hey_itsjake HAHAHA @ChrisMo2413 same except it's two months later...people who are Organized™️ and Actually Respond To Texts™️: is there a life hack for this that I missed out on? Do… https://t.co/ovICosy6OW @shorrgoodtime LOVE ITCould not be more excited to be playing a real, *live-ish* at 3rd & Lindsley. A portion of the proceeds will be goi… https://t.co/K3OedgjzRI @gitrdone923 @glaad thanks so much Chris! ☺️I think that in the past few weeks, all the assholes that were hanging around unfollowed me and the only feeling I… https://t.co/YAF9VutZhkI was so thankful to be part of the Concert for #LoveAndAcceptance. You can watch the show here and please consider… https://t.co/sOqMdpQToxHad so much fun jamming with @EricDoddMusic on this song we wrote a couple summers ago 🥰 it’s his brand new single… https://t.co/SkcPyaW8w2Normalize faking your own death and starting a new life as a mysterious but respected bartender in a quiet coastal New England town
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7/3
2020
LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE! Come view the Taping of the Live Sessions " The Next Women of Nashville " feat.… https://t.co/PMVkjHiW5D
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7/2
2020
.@TyHerndoncom's Concert for Love & Acceptance was such a special event. Here's a rundown of our favorite moments..… https://t.co/LDnweOLczi
Retweeted by Kalie ShorrWelcome to the Freedom Cafe! We trust you to make your own choices if you want to wear a face mask. And, in the sam… https://t.co/9CgXZyLbck
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @RyanKinder both plausible hypotheses. *pours rum into my mimosa that already has alcohol in it* @A_Q_Rs Omg what a fun day. You were the sweetest!!!
7/1
2020
please tell me that I’m not alone in thinking that being day drunk feels like the simulation is glitching @KarleeSmith13 CONGRATULATIONS OMGTune in to the #ConcertForLoveAndAcceptance benefitting #ACMLiftingLives TONIGHT at 7/6c on @CMT's Facebook and You… https://t.co/dYDJWsLOZq
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @andrewdkeller that is a Power Move™️and another review of Open Book comes in HOT! The critics are LOVING IT! https://t.co/pUoLdEr7kA
6/30
2020
@williamstone I love both @tinyballerini ITS SO GOOD I AM AT THE BEACH how r uan extra dirty martini is a rich man’s pickle back
6/28
2020
Looking forward to this performance! Be sure to follow @kalieshorr and join us streaming live on June 30 at… https://t.co/xT8gc2ol6o
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Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @just__brooklyn @songsuffragette Omg I remember this night @mizhardcase 😂😂😂
6/27
2020
@lanamiamusic @TheOutlawArtist @MolonLabe51 We do not stab MolonLabe51 the Russian Twitter Bot™️Look mom, I can write beer songs too!!! Had such a blast writing this song (and singing harmonies) with… https://t.co/umaXcMHiPUWhat my mentions look like after I tweeted something about the Dixie Chicks changing their name to the Chicks and t… https://t.co/FO5UypMh2r @TheOutlawArtist @lanamiamusic @MolonLabe51 we love a twitter altercation that gets resolved with an apology!!! Go Tyler @pren0049 @MickeyGuyton I never could! I was mostly referring to the two protest songs that got released on the sam… https://t.co/Q6WWuAhEgoGirls be like “I’m fine” but then F U Forever @kalieshorr 0:26━❍──────2:58… https://t.co/4pWt9lTT30
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6/26
2020
The Chicks and Eric Church make me proud to be part of country music. Make the good real loud. And make the bad lea… https://t.co/tSreJRBqRo“If your voice held no power, they wouldn’t try to silence you.” - unknown #MARCHMARCH https://t.co/n4hJTaYSri
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6/25
2020
@lorieliebig 😂😂😂 @abestoklasa Too few people to do that. Would only work if you could form a band with your multiple personalitiesjust realized that given the sheer number of musicians I’ve dated, there *has* to be mean songs about me that I hav… https://t.co/jyvcO3NrZ5 @stidrill Use eyeshadow primer, let dry. Then wet an eyeshadow brush (preferably a smaller one with dense brushes)… https://t.co/hvXiP8mD9L @kellyhickler @holy_schnitt she’s an undisclosed rescue. The laboratories don’t want the dogs to get adopted out (t… https://t.co/JKVUUZnY6K @holy_schnitt I’m fostering a dog who was rescued from animal testing less than 3 months ago and she slept with her… https://t.co/NRmElSzFZQ
6/24
2020
“Hey 2020 have you tried turning it off and turning it on?” // @kalieshorr- best line of the night😂
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6/23
2020
IM PLAYING A REAL SHOW TONIGHT HOLY SHIT see y’all at 6pm at the Listening Room for @songsuffragette :) please bring your face mask! 🖤🖤
6/22
2020
We’re so excited for the season 3 premier of @yellowstone tonight! Catch our song ‘Cigarette’ that we co-wrote with… https://t.co/9Nc7OMOBD4
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6/21
2020
10 inventions that would not exist without black women: a thread https://t.co/ADJPVyoiRm
Retweeted by Kalie ShorrI’m not saying I know how to resurrect people from the dead, but has anyone tried playing All Star by Smashmouth at… https://t.co/LFvOpNPoIu @SteffelKaylee WE LOVE TO SEE IT @Rahi2Cents Haha love you too!!
6/19
2020
WE ARE SO EXCITED/EMOTIONAL/THRILLED/ALL THE FEELINGS about being IN PERSON at the @listeningroom on MONDAY at 6PM!… https://t.co/XBeMwzGrbc
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @LindsayCGraves oh my GOD hahaha 😂 @chanchaniceman @natalieweiner Aww thank you :) @natalieweiner I watched a Vice mini doc about Insane Clown Posse and now I unironically listen to the Neden Game o… https://t.co/rNrH6wtUhQmy main goal with my music is to not be painfully boring so this is very good news thank you @natalieweiner https://t.co/bFU2zQyOVP @TAS13fan @anniewildgen @CandiCarpenter not a bad idea...American Horror Story: https://t.co/q7vxdiNbzgjust went back and listened to the voice memo for F U Forever that I did the day I wrote it with @anniewildgen and… https://t.co/uSgPoW3GuX
6/18
2020
“bipolar anthem” is the best review I’ve ever gotten, and it’s only two words. https://t.co/3vWD6B2qM2Her debut album, Open Book, was named No. 7 on @nytimes Best Albums of 2019. @kalieshorr joins us on June 30 at 8 p… https://t.co/YOzu7JlHR4
Retweeted by Kalie Shorrwhiskey tastes like the phase of my depression where I haven't yet admitted I'm in a depression so when I just drin… https://t.co/vgKfpSQYi9
6/17
2020
sometimes I wake up and I’m like damn people actually like my album that’s crazy broIf you’ve seen me play, you’ve probably seen @ellenangelico to my left. She’s a world class player and just got nom… https://t.co/hUV4bxzDhY.@Lauren_Alaina @BillyGilman @MickeyGuyton @MattBomer and @kalieshorr are among the names performing and appearing… https://t.co/lKHFlNHuwC
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @GoLeftMitali @jonathanbeam She played it on her last tour! It’s 100% true
6/16
2020
I was today years old when I found out Avril Lavigne wrote Breakaway by Kelly Clarksonthis was a joke but also something I hope for all of us 🖤🖤I’m really passionate about mental health. I hope to experience it one day
6/15
2020
A note to media folks: If your newspaper or outlet is no longer covering the *enormous* BLM protests because they'r… https://t.co/roihgEdgyb
Retweeted by Kalie Shorr @local__celeb @BrandyLJensen HAHAHA @lorieliebig https://t.co/ReSkgFY9qV @AnalogWalrus how I feel looking at this https://t.co/Obw5DVZqBY @KimPaigeCreates Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 @shorrgoodtime YES hahaha @lorieliebig then you’re leading the charge on fourth wave feminismhave y’all ever gone to a bar with $15 cocktails and they don’t even have the good recycled straws so it just ends… https://t.co/QKIMew4VkTI am hoesgirls who played SimCity as kids: engineers, intellectuals, contributing in the evolution to a utopian society g… https://t.co/Vt7awuZ5wo
6/14
2020
@abestoklasa thank you. I drunk tweeted thatgetting drunk and posting anti-racism infographics on your Instagram story is the new drunk texting your ex
6/13
2020
@shane_ramage Because he would’ve been on the side that didn’t participate or fight for the right to own slaves. Th… https://t.co/Pf14TkUmOl @shane_ramage These are the leaders of the Confederates. They were the people giving the orders.fuck yeah sis https://t.co/qlEnT3Ngjt @tinyballerini SAM UR PRECIOUS!!!
6/12
2020
I wrote this song with Eric awhile back and I’m so happy for y’all to finally hear it! It’s always been one of my f… https://t.co/Wh2yDr6jy2
6/11
2020

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