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Pagliaccio

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Joined Twitter 4/15/11


Bro SHUT UP https://t.co/pt6gAZsSqw
7/12
2020
Me trying to convince the Dominican kids I work with that I know how to cook: https://t.co/RUbj1mkhtW
7/10
2020
@elonmusk Smoke Elon’s Chronic https://t.co/jJ7VSV5grc
7/2
2020
@TylerIAm And they just finished their outdoor dining 😞 gonna cripple them industry for good this time https://t.co/VAuIuGYSgi
6/29
2020
@gIocki @chrisistoolish
6/28
2020
@StevenCheah The steak is fine but peppers and onions on green beans? 🤢I saw a Delorean on the highway and the license plate said “X-WING.” I don’t know who he was but I want to be his friend.
6/27
2020
@_rone I literally gasped.I just got triggered by someone posting a picture of bacon on burrata if you want to know where my mental health is currently at.Also someone needs to do a documentary on where all the members of those underground scene bands ended up. Would be… https://t.co/jOD30HAEukI’m listening to a pop punk playlist at work today and it’s giving me big angsty teenager MySpace energy.
6/26
2020
@chrisistoolish https://t.co/LE3lWwmOXh
6/23
2020
@LargeBarstool Need the link to that bread board ASAP
6/22
2020
Behold the coagula https://t.co/28kx2pNiLM
6/21
2020
Sneezing in your mask is the new shitting your pants.I can’t wait till 3 years from now when everyone on tik tok figures out that painting old countertops and cabinets… https://t.co/KvN6Bfnb5Z
6/18
2020
@FeitsBarstool You’re only holding up one thumb
6/10
2020
@willcolon66 @realDonaldTrump @iamnicholaslee Let him know big dog!
6/9
2020
Bourdain was the coolest. I spent a few days in Hong Kong for work and in the one window of free time I had I went… https://t.co/ot5umjQEbv
6/8
2020
@StephenKing this you? https://t.co/BSe1onrbNU
6/6
2020
I’ve never wanted any person to get identified more than this guy right here. https://t.co/62lGgsagca
6/4
2020
LMAO https://t.co/TYAFLo3TOu
6/3
2020
If you think the government taking your AR15 is unconstitutional but you want these protestors gassed and shut down… https://t.co/aa8NPy12lmI miss Obama.
6/2
2020
You won’t like me when I’m hungry! https://t.co/PEgvj7jCvw
Retweeted by Angie
5/27
2020
Me when I lap whoever else is re-watching the sopranos on my HBOGo account. https://t.co/0jPqnaYE5VI never understood why people took the risk buying a haunted house at the beginning of horror movies. Then I starte… https://t.co/6PnVruZ7NF
5/20
2020
I really used to spend an extra $2 to get Burnett’s instead of rubinoff and considered that spoiling myself.
5/17
2020
@StevenCheah I think you underestimate how hard it’s going to be to dig a four foot post hole.
5/14
2020
@Vindog56 You expect me to believe a ginzo like you doesn’t know how to cook a rabbit vinny? @StevenCheah Yikes that shed couldn’t look more off the lot if it still had a price tag on it 😂
5/10
2020
Essential Workers feeding their families with all the rounds of applause they've received: https://t.co/5SiFHlhStC
Retweeted by Angie
5/9
2020
@GlennHowerton I heard the eating cereal in a car move is something you do for real
4/28
2020
@hen_ease @PFTCommenter Do a let’s play of sekiro or dark souls 3. You’ll hate yourself but misery sells. @beachboyrich1 Start teaching yourself how to cook! I’ve got a dope veggie burger recipe I’ve been making I could s… https://t.co/WbZmyB3bMF @BWalkerSEC Get a bernedoodle instead. I have a full Bernese and he’s the best dog in the world. @NFLDraft @packers @UMichFootball @JeffDLowe congrats man
4/26
2020
https://t.co/s9BAbgSlsFhttps://t.co/2zEC8pYUl7https://t.co/dWy6zcBjDg👀👀👀https://t.co/1DsNzM1d3WJake Fromm pls
4/25
2020
@RearAdBsBlog @PrimeVideo Not surprised movie was ass
4/13
2020
@DDoc42 @Vindog56 You need to start blogging about life in the trades vinny. Need some blue collar representation in that office. @Vindog56 You a Milwaukee or a Dewalt guy vinnyThis should tell you everything you need to know about organized religion. https://t.co/fq7sxz4kQL
4/11
2020
@chrisistoolish @sessejamdahl @EsportsNation Wow congrats!
4/9
2020
How is it that we got a hologram Tupac in 2012 but now it’s 2020 and there’s still no hologram Freddie Mercury?
4/5
2020
@BWalkerSEC Doodles are for chicks and simps
4/4
2020
@ARonHubbardBM I only know because that tripped me up as well, I went back and reread it a bunch just to be sure. @ARonHubbardBM The restrictions are for “receiving” a disaster loan between Jan-Apr and not filing for another loan… https://t.co/brhKkYs2Ni @ARonHubbardBM We were able to file the application but the bank manager said that they’re still waiting on word fr… https://t.co/YimA45BEX6Can you just come down and save us please? We’re not doing too hot @aliens
4/3
2020
Trying to teach myself how to salsa during the quarantine. So far I just look like robot running on low battery hav… https://t.co/5BPw8ifKZP
3/22
2020
Can’t wait to not read everyone’s garbage Anne Frank style diary about being stuck in an apartment for three weeks with internet and cable.
3/20
2020
No thanks https://t.co/miMHpJ6Dnk
3/19
2020
@BarstoolBigCat @StevenCheah Frumpy ass @J0eyCasco https://t.co/wqIyxZpuF2
3/18
2020
Tom Brady has been my twitter header for 8 years and today I have to change it. @beachboyrich1 Nope. Get ready for the Great Depression 2
3/17
2020
@JeffDLowe https://t.co/8iJ5k5Ao42
3/16
2020
Yeah idk bro so far seems like we’re not doing too hot in the whole test department right now https://t.co/HHux5of3EP
3/15
2020
Yo WHAT LMAOOO https://t.co/ugRleM5tds
3/13
2020
@ARonHubbardBM It’s a long con to convince people they didn’t actually drop the ball making the battle of winterfel… https://t.co/C2H8vdK3Nv
3/10
2020
@chrisistoolish Says the kid who’s been full poopoo pants in the group chat about it for weeks 😒
3/7
2020
@BWalkerSEC You’re far less fat than I thought you were
3/5
2020
This is why no one thinks us whities can cook https://t.co/LW9qWM93q9
3/3
2020
@durso26 If I ever see you in the MB parking lot I ain’t stopping
3/2
2020
@chrisistoolish Liquor store I go to is right next to it.People in the market basket parking lot trying to get in the way of my car: https://t.co/spjFvvPK1e
3/1
2020
Strawberry milk is better than chocolate milk. Go ahead and roast me but I can’t stay silent anymore. @PeteButtigieg has officially lost my endorsement because his rally walkout song isn’t “Miss New Booty” and that’s… https://t.co/4MWBOMUCIh @S_Canova @Me Odd thing to tweet after a 6 month hiatus but i hear you
2/29
2020
Cc @Patriots https://t.co/QOVV3RXjLi @TylerIAm Nothing says happy birthday like a couple hours of paperwork to file a renovation permit
2/25
2020
Better stop and frisk everyone that walks by the offices today! https://t.co/zovHINTvTy
2/24
2020
@chrisistoolish Ok sped @stefondiggs since you’re already used to the cold shouldn’t be hard to also get used to goats and confetti https://t.co/a7b7JR9iJZ
2/19
2020
@RearAdBsBlog @StephenKing Pick up Revival if you can. Some of his best work in a while. Up there with It and The Shining for me.
2/17
2020
That’s not a shoe, it’s.... DAS BOOOOOOTJust so I could always say “the island will provide”I wish i was Samoan.
2/16
2020
@marty_mush Lmaooo dude we for sure didn’t start with just two people. That’s even dumber.
2/10
2020
@Wino 🐐🐐🐐 @stoolsalesguy @DanaB_Number3 You’re a millionaire now dude. Leave the filter off.
2/9
2020
Just had Dominican food for the first time. Can’t believe I’ve wasted 28 years of my life not eating it. @ShaunLatham If they don’t make their hash from scratch, they aren’t a diner in my opinion
1/31
2020
@_rone Unlitro is a fantastic red brother
1/19
2020
@katebarstool Wait till he pees on it. First thing my puppy did when i brought him home. Still a good boy tho.
1/13
2020
@chrisistoolish https://t.co/nXYiBhBvLh
1/11
2020
@OSHA_DOL https://t.co/BGxWYIr3VU @FeitsBarstool British broadchurch or American? Season 1 of UK Broadchurch can go toe to toe with ANY show.
1/9
2020
Lemonades are the best Girl Scout cookie. Go on, roast me. I can’t stay silent anymore.
1/8
2020
Good thing we took nkeal Harry! https://t.co/jzZn5ggDK8
1/6
2020
There’s a girl working at the grocery store in a Gronkowski jersey and I can’t tell if she’s trolling me or not @StevenCheah Shut up cancer bitch @wilfork75 Bruh @BenVolin I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about your garbage takes Benny!
1/5
2020
Like this dude at the movies who’s been walking around with his mouth agape for five minutes trying to find his sea… https://t.co/1PqlBlpNzH
1/4
2020

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