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Writer & Content Strategist. Bylines @Guardian @SeriousEats @Vice @TheCut @Medium @OnBeliefPod host/producer https://t.co/6X8O0b1u0E https://t.co/dSvX9dzrHU

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it’s been 3 weeks since i’ve had a tim tam. i have the willpower of an ox
6/18
2019
I have never eaten stuffed crust pizzayear of the rabbit time @See_Em_Play yeah just don’t watch the sequel, china girl. it’s super racist and SWERFYthe weather needs to warm up. it’s so cold today, i considered making KD 3 times @MrIanMacIntyre hey but at least he works clean, am i right??? @MrIanMacIntyre i think he exploited artie lange for his show and that’s a legit bummerNBC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: O.J. Simpson remains at large — Tom Brokaw, 3:10 pm PT (June 17, 1994) https://t.co/XMYgyYLpc8
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳tomorrow’s episode is a spicy meatball. A lot of people are about to find out what Hillsong has been hoping has bee… https://t.co/8F8iYKE1cZMy coworkers in an open-concept office every four minutes https://t.co/OV7VuW4ZbA
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳 @PREMIUMPONCHO i like the Glico hot curry @PREMIUMPONCHO if you have the curry cubes, you can make it in like 6 minutes in an instant pot. It’s a go-to in the winter for me @NYCNavid @KyleKashuv @davidaxelrod have you considered that Barack Obama isn’t a fuckin idiot?When someone gives you a compliment and then an insult https://t.co/1YlLtjgZTSOntario Premier Doug Ford was greeted with a chorus of boos when he was announced to the crowd at the… https://t.co/Cctx2OAoGg
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳Pardon my glamour https://t.co/zb3nOrK1Bd @GMPaiella that classic relationship milestoneJust checked on the score in the #CHNESP game and nil all at 89????fab 4 because Antoni is useless https://t.co/WW80suJQPzfolks, i’m dressed as a fuckin dickhead again today but at least my stupid hat that i need because the sun is tryin… https://t.co/nmATv15neX @MikeIsaac love too viscerally disgorgethank you to the roger whittaker impersonator whistling his ass off outside my window while i’m on a call @hudsonhongo nature is gross and awesomeIt’s a-meee, Saddama https://t.co/Q6uTBFMkKi
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳what... da fuk https://t.co/yGRSOweut730 mins to #RSAGERInteresting to see the same people who called for @chick_in_kiev to lose multiple jobs, turning a single bad tweet… https://t.co/iOYeBfcdaI
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳 @nataliesurely shaken my dang head @Jamespownall6 bitch you reached out to me. Don’t like the response? Don’t hop into people’s mentions @Garrett4Trump @willsommer i’m not a democrat garrett. I’m trying to show you your own line of thinking has way mor… https://t.co/FI7UbcyNFLgloria vanderbilt died. I will eat some jeans in her honour @Jamespownall6 or brainsquebec elected fascists in their provincial election and those fascists did some fascism over the weekend. This bil… https://t.co/BpiOWbp6UJtomorrow on @OnBeliefPod we delve into the history of hipster instagram church Hillsong to discover what they actua… https://t.co/lY9iEMFtFC @mtracey what were your SAT results mikey @elamin88 is this a problem in a city that’s 3 times as wide as it is tall or something? @Garrett4Trump @willsommer uh huh, now do frank trump @MrL0wkey you’re welcome @Jamespownall6 16 year old kid what? @KirpJr @willsommer yeah that’s what the best media training in Florida will give you to work withthe Kyle Kashuv situation proves that if you want to be racist and go to Harvard, your parents had better be rich @QanonAnonymous @mbueckert oh dear lord @willsommer they weren’t insignificant! And he’s playing them off as if he said them by accident or w/eHere's the background on the racial slurs that got Kashuv's Harvard admission revoked https://t.co/DyXTJl46Vr
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳*Nelson voice* HA HA! https://t.co/pW4YXXLgOXsomeone replied with my pointy butt
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳why is footage of white people singing at church always really funny?Text “Deez Nutz” to 42069 to impeach President Covfefe Cheeto @arts_gender oh yeah i’m not saying ‘turn this shit off!’ i’m always like “that chanel jacket would be ROASTING in a car on the highway"i’ve become a reply guy only for the roni cups instagramme, watching Big Little Lies: isn’t everyone warm in those clothes all the time? @miketheburrito We really wee weed this one up @thomas_violence https://t.co/y5K2qDKUKO @TheDemocrats https://t.co/TtZ5tCoPft @revrrlewis why does he hate the military? the correct way to dispose of a flag is to burn itLeisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards, View 138, Loop 2 #AGI #Sierra https://t.co/u5YXiBKg9e
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳 @AGoldmund hard to say… I mean, he has those weird rap videos from his Florida period...https://t.co/DeEEt2zwUf @AliceAvizandum St Mingeonton’s Day (observed) @sophcw he got the ultimate payback with the costco swerve thoughRyūgan-ō is a king Scotch egg from Nagasaki. https://t.co/Jn6fCJX4Gi
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳throw a brick at this thing https://t.co/Ve57atdB3H @andymoney69 yes guy @sophcw @whatfreshheck welcome
6/17
2019
happy father's day to the father of the chinese revolution! https://t.co/a0glh6Fsbx
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳no kanopy i do not want to watch ordinary people on father’s day @Mobute hussseino.bmf @normwilner imagine getting that image and thinking you look normal in it, and not like a person who eats childrens’ facesi had one helluva nap this afternoonnew claws tonight @ParkerMolloy wawawawawa @karengeier https://t.co/3Y0zuP6uQ9
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳It’s a-meee, Saddama https://t.co/Q6uTBFMkKishout out and RIP to my grandfathers, Opa Geier who used to fall asleep at the dinner table and who I never heard s… https://t.co/zwOzALnHSOhappy father’s day to kurt eichenwald, who is spending the day watching tentacle porn with his sons @ColsBols @benshapiro slipped through the key holei could eat a big beef n cheddar with horsey sauce right now. not gonna lie @floozyesq even like someone’s 80 year old nan will just be on the shots all night @floozyesq eastern europeans have the ability to just house alcohol. you can’t go drink for drink with them @nytopinion @DouthatNYT what a twat @SloppyPSY0P the russians are taking away everything I love; Hillary Clinton and Target (which I still pronounce Tar-jay in 2019)heads up: if your dad is a troop, you have to call him twice todayHey even if you’re a mincing sissy, we’re here for you, says this bank https://t.co/jqJshzeknANow they’re doing a New Orleans jazz version of All StarBeating off cancer in our lifetimeWe’ve just crossed paths with other a charity walk and they have some jam band playing like slow sex mix tunes for them @ICEgov Maybe you can make them wear a pink triangle arm bandA little concerned that this church is allowed to advertise on a school campus. I counted 6 different signsAnyone know anything about these folks? A cursory search turns up that it’s something like Hillsong? https://t.co/im3WpMjPLwLimonana lover 69 https://t.co/11AppKhUdNLimonana https://t.co/d0BRJq7zPTFor instance, I just spent 6 bucks on a lemonadeIf you have a not great relationship with your dad, get out there and do something you know he’d hate todayHe’s waiting on his limonana https://t.co/91jlFshQ9EA leader apologizing to constituents is not an insignificant thing in China. There’s. Whole system of protecting f… https://t.co/mCSUvNplslHave you thanked a Top today? https://t.co/AyfVdYpoLh
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳Missing the first half of the #SWETHA game to walk my dang dog. Please no one do any extremely cool moves until I can find a tvSo Doug was supporting the police’s “right” to march in Pride. The police were the ones who invited him. The police… https://t.co/O3BjjDRS3h
Retweeted by Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳 @RealCandaceO For such s patriot, you sure don’t understand how anything workshttps://t.co/qoUpSgbz2S
6/16
2019

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