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@johnlevenstein Haaaaaa @johnlevenstein 40 minute percolating time on that one5:07pm- oh look it’s the dead of night
@MaryEBertrand Oooh gurl @allisonkwest haaa shut UP Allison!Tamara O'Neal, the ER doctor killed by her ex-fiance at Chicago's Mercy Hospital, worked 2 full time jobs after col…
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me flirting @ElleOhHell HAAAA come onWho's ready for Thanksgiving?
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@adamzopf The greatest movie with the worst ending of all time @adamzopf I just like underwater stuffFuck you im renting The Meg @mrscynthiajones @GHardstark Amazing!.@staceyabrams ran an inspiring campaign that showed girls and women everywhere what class, kindness and power look…
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"The easiest thing to do on earth is not write." #RIPWilliamGoldman One of the greatest screenwriters in the histo…
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff“I’m fine with women in power, just not this one specific woman currently in power.” This is so good.
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffHappy Friday! Laura Ingram’s radio show was dropped by Fox.
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@KennethWReid Please I beg"The next chance you get, do somethin' nice for somebody - say 'good day,' hold a door open - and don't wait around…
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In times like these it’s comforting to think how much that bro who came up with bros before hos deeply loved his bros @danihebert21 OmgAs God said, “Thou shall hide the voting machines in a warehouse.”
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<gasp>’t know when this happened, but: CAGNEY AND LACEY is now streaming on @CBSAllAccess.
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Next week’s @newyorker cover.
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffPatriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism. Nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism. By putting our own intere…
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@anylaurie16 @bordernirvana @dailykos @jackiekashian This is like that time I got introduced as Laurie Kilgallon at the SF ImprovI’m watching a show called Drain The Ocean and now I know what I want to do for my birthday this year @johnlevenstein Yeah your version of me had such a strong you voice I just thought you were talking to me @johnlevenstein I was being myself 100 @johnlevenstein Just a slightly thicker version of whatever’s already happening on top @DVSblast Haaaa can I just have one moment alone with itME CALLING ROOM SERVICE: Yeah can you describe the mac and cheese to me like is it fancy and weird with twigs and s… @cogentanalysis