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@johnlevenstein Haaaaaa @johnlevenstein 40 minute percolating time on that one5:07pm- oh look it’s the dead of night
11/21
2018
@MaryEBertrand Oooh gurl @allisonkwest haaa shut UP Allison!Tamara O'Neal, the ER doctor killed by her ex-fiance at Chicago's Mercy Hospital, worked 2 full time jobs after col… https://t.co/jw3rhonN4p
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11/20
2018
me flirting https://t.co/s0kgVV6NW5 @ElleOhHell HAAAA come onWho's ready for Thanksgiving? https://t.co/gn5Av9udxM
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffGet Emily’s new comedy album she truly rules https://t.co/dng42Q5XGqEvery now and then I like to remind the world that Dolly Parton has donated 100 MILLION books to children. https://t.co/YArGRkpNim
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffSunday blessings https://t.co/8azENcOfLG
11/19
2018
@botandy @adiospantaloons So do I! @hodgman Join me John @brendonwalsh Ok dadOh. Oh my. https://t.co/WS6sxCP43i
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @saraacummings Haaa amazing
11/18
2018
@adamzopf The greatest movie with the worst ending of all time @adamzopf I just like underwater stuffFuck you im renting The Meg @mrscynthiajones @GHardstark Amazing!.@staceyabrams ran an inspiring campaign that showed girls and women everywhere what class, kindness and power look… https://t.co/4sNw4ZCupv
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariffbuckle up https://t.co/SjpnbQ40h3
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff'Leaping a fence' by UK photographer Fay Godwin (1931-2005) #womensart https://t.co/SaDb7VSv7L
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffSeeing people actually using those free scooters is how I know it’s time to bring back bullyingThe Leonids peak this weekend. Here is one of my favorite things ever: an engraving of 1833 Leonids.… https://t.co/INUl4O6RGm
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @mellyyybeans @GHardstark beyond
11/17
2018
"The easiest thing to do on earth is not write." #RIPWilliamGoldman One of the greatest screenwriters in the histo… https://t.co/pTFQMx1nDd
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff“I’m fine with women in power, just not this one specific woman currently in power.” This is so good. https://t.co/o3CMoBvkQC
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffHappy Friday! Laura Ingram’s radio show was dropped by Fox.
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @kaiguy87 The entire time @AndyRichter @SarahThyre Every damn dayIt’s the Peaky fuckin Blinders boy https://t.co/vAlAmC330Q @pryanlee_ They’re doing it for attention @sleezsisters @thatbilloakley It’s pretty rough @thatbilloakley @sleezsisters HAAAA X-men Eating Lite @heymikehenry No I know it’s unreal @sleezsisters https://t.co/JHpuXHZCnG @laylamh318 you shut your trap @DVSblast https://t.co/tSeaiXtSC9 @AmandaDebaser haaa bastards all @muhreeugh it doesn’t smell like dessert casserole @DVSblast imagine dinner dragonsSomeone in my neighborhood is cooking dinner imagine @TrashPainter @mmockingbird Awww a dream come true
11/16
2018
@KennethWReid Please I beg"The next chance you get, do somethin' nice for somebody - say 'good day,' hold a door open - and don't wait around… https://t.co/Qwdckti9Nv
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11/15
2018
In times like these it’s comforting to think how much that bro who came up with bros before hos deeply loved his bros @danihebert21 OmgAs God said, “Thou shall hide the voting machines in a warehouse.” https://t.co/UTGQoKgvUN
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @richardrushfield @PFTompkins @johnlevenstein You specifically told me it would be Richard @richardrushfield @PFTompkins @johnlevenstein I’m just so tired.
11/14
2018
<gasp> https://t.co/1tqfGlbwQsDon’t know when this happened, but: CAGNEY AND LACEY is now streaming on @CBSAllAccess. https://t.co/yH0gxl1s11
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @johnlevenstein I’m 11% alcohol by volume @karenkilgargif @safety_in_speed @talkshowtrutv I like it!Drink us in! https://t.co/nwbNlXNC2X
11/13
2018
Next week’s @newyorker cover. https://t.co/ceerfGj1RF
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffPatriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism. Nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism. By putting our own intere… https://t.co/V2TMh1YoFS
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11/12
2018
@LyricalFalls In April @constantdsgnr 🗿 @beepbeepamanda No idea @emily_cramps 9 @6meme6queen6 Neither @AndyTheG We’ve always talked what we need to track down is what kind of murder took place in that house @sararosewheeler Bust your ass and write @KitCat_2 Lean into not getting over it for as long as you can @SlyLovesMakeup I’m all set @witchspine Certs @Brooke_AF Both @MgGrady 500 grand in unmarked bills @faerytaleonfire The Holy Bible @constantdsgnr Old Amsterdam @HunterMadden My mustache and I are so proud @becth0mas overjoyed @felixtre89 Silence of the Lambs @venuscrytrap Help someone else @Iacroixcan The farting @MarthaKelly3 I think he taught us all a little something about courage today @Mandyrene93 Thank you for noticing my incredibly subtle physical comedyWorship for Sunday https://t.co/86fOX1eqndMan Who Saved 669 Children During The Holocaust Has No Idea They’re Around Him On Live Television Show.… https://t.co/mM61bJItGg
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffMaria Oakey Dewing, A Bed of Poppies, (c.1909) #womensart https://t.co/PNdqQWj3Yl
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffHi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books Ive pulled out of… https://t.co/VVTL2tZfXS
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @DakotaBlueR @MyFavMurder @EndeavourTV omg Hiiiee you’re so good on it!!Playing their first home game since a shooting in Thousand Oaks on Wednesday killed 12, the Clippers wore T-shirts… https://t.co/uIUxqcfSoG
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @morgan_murphy Look I once said this is my favorite tweet so someone made me my own shirt of it 🙌🏼 https://t.co/zFW37NvKfb @carrierandall08 @MyFavMurder @StevenRayMorris @GHardstark Haaaa simply the best!From Pasadena Fire Association: "Mr. President, with all due respect, you are wrong. The fires in So. Cal are urba… https://t.co/sawCkSuhoN
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @carrierandall08 @MyFavMurder @StevenRayMorris @GHardstark Is this REAL?!?! We’re CRYING laughing at this right now!! @johnlevenstein ARE YOU INCOME TAX?!?!Of all the comments left about the pirated full-length version of E.T. on YouTube I think Income Tax’s is the most… https://t.co/MN7XHEfm4E
11/11
2018
@anylaurie16 @bordernirvana @dailykos @jackiekashian This is like that time I got introduced as Laurie Kilgallon at the SF ImprovI’m watching a show called Drain The Ocean and now I know what I want to do for my birthday this year @johnlevenstein Yeah your version of me had such a strong you voice I just thought you were talking to me @johnlevenstein I was being myself 100 @johnlevenstein Just a slightly thicker version of whatever’s already happening on top @DVSblast Haaaa can I just have one moment alone with itME CALLING ROOM SERVICE: Yeah can you describe the mac and cheese to me like is it fancy and weird with twigs and s… https://t.co/JtaJxk65xw @cogentanalysis https://t.co/2FSZDJZuRm
11/9
2018

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