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This keeps making me laugh https://t.co/9SzwKBRFj9 @addatude_ @GHardstark @MyFavMurder That’s a picture showing how scalping feels @celtadri @MyFavMurder This is high art @youlackfaith @MyFavMurder Faith this is the first I’m seeing it! And it’s breathtaking!
2/17
2019
@HelloCullen What could possibly go wrong @SarahThyre @PatrickHastie They should change it to Haverchuck https://t.co/YKOKsmKNao @SarahThyre @PatrickHastie Let’s get ‘em!I made fun of Howard Schultz, the guy who doesn’t see color. https://t.co/q6eJUNaSJ0
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @PatrickHastie That’s fucked upSHIIIIT https://t.co/9Op059Xu7B @ecareyo choo choo betch Im 11 years old
2/16
2019
This #SinglesAwarenessDay don't drown in post Valentines sorrow, take a note from @guybranum and don't fall back on… https://t.co/K4FVOhKXb8
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @inja_ninja_15 @MyFavMurder That’s majestic please tell her thank you @heidigolitely @katelynferry THANK you Heidi @reynoldsgareth Every time I throw that red light up onto the roof of our unmarked car it’s gonna go all the way ac… https://t.co/7mgiogx0XlProud to announce I am doing a buddy cop show with @KarenKilgariff . Don’t look it up.
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @BusyChristen Hi my lovely! We’ll be back!
2/15
2019
@vornietom Farmers in the dark gets me in my deepest feelings @vornietom I know me too every timeHappy Valentines Day! May you find someone who loves you like Richard Brautigan loves the benefits of electricity https://t.co/8fIW0WapLg @WGladstone Thank you my friend!Hello my valentine listen to this live Dollop we did it’s a goodie https://t.co/wf3khtNNOf @katelynferry Shut UP Katelyn! @collinllewellyn You were right to tell me @aubspot You can tell it’s not me because I do not share my shouldersBREAKING: another huge legal win for Sandy Hook families against Infowars and Alex Jones. A judge ruled tonight tha… https://t.co/sPQ69P3X6l
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2/14
2019
US photographer Margaret Bourke-White on the Chrysler Building, New York, 1931 #womensart https://t.co/x7QMkATtYx
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffNothing separates real actors from willing amateurs like pretending to wake up.
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2/13
2019
“Happy Galentines Day!” I scream into the Equinox saunaHappy Birthday Abraham Lincoln. If he were alive today, Abraham would be 210 years old and 77 feet tall.
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @IwantyourPDX I find it so very @indierockranger @GHardstark You DO know tho
2/12
2019
trust me on this one stop saying “duh”Never forget the only person to defeat Anton Chigurh https://t.co/08EIIdAn5C
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @ChrisCubas That poster rules the mostI’m not wrong https://t.co/J9n7CXqM1w
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffBIRD #8,260 Brahminy Kite (Haliastur indus) https://t.co/psk2CSAQyb
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffUK artist Helen Musselwhite combines hand cutting, folding and scoring paper and card to create her artworks, which… https://t.co/Pjpb9vuTcp
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @ShawnHatosy Honored to be a part of your disorderIm still mad about that year at the Grammys when people were like “Hey this Annie Lennox can really sing!” fuckin rubes @wtvramanda No but thank you @agbnasa Those belong to @lizzycooperman @Molly_Kats It’s liiiiikeOur brunch table collapsed it was so punk https://t.co/6L2bAxshfu @blainecapatch Agreeit's important to tape your stand-up sets so that you have something to watch while wearing a wedding dress in your cobwebbed mansion
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2/11
2019
"It remains your responsibility to both suffer the racism and find the power to speak out against that racism, all… https://t.co/L6mXTVMyUa
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariffopen for a fun surprise https://t.co/Vq8CAxF1uC @itsluckyyyyyyy @brittanyrinck @StevenRayMorris @GHardstark SAME!! @jackshoegazer Its 100% true
2/10
2019
@BigHern Long live Jesus Christ. https://t.co/lQSGIw6S4S @BigHern OMG I JUST SAW THAT TOO AND HAVE BEEN CRYING LAUGHING ABOUT IT @AndrewHess77 That and wearing a huge crucifix around the *outside* of your polo shirt collarI saw a My Pillow commercial last night that will absolutely be entered into evidence against that guy one day @yeschefbridges @constantdsgnr @DynarPodcast @chrisfairbanks @StevenRayMorris Haa! Thank you that’s awesome @cccap @DanielRWilson Cindy STOP IT YES YOU ARE @_AndrewC17 Ooh yesss thank you @BrianTiedeman @DanielRWilson High fiveahh yes I’m in Hawaii allowing the tradewinds to whisk all my cares away wait fuck is tradewinds one word or two godDAMMIT ALL TO HELL @rahne_jones Ooh looking her up now!! @DanielRWilson Don’t worry we’re all doing our best
2/9
2019
King of kitchen sink - Albert Finney: a life in pictures https://t.co/oOd6RRFxUU
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffShe is me, I am her! ❤️✊🏽 @AOC https://t.co/kor2CBTjXM
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffI asked my 4-year-old if she ever thought she'd find "the one." https://t.co/ISju34NXA0 https://t.co/688pitin6r
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @actuallymaxie @GHardstark @MyFavMurder Oh wowww I hope it’s true @nickcurl Oh noooooWe may be superficial but we’re good at it https://t.co/QbAilpOfca
2/8
2019
@rachoolihubkap Never doubt me again, Rachel. @Shonali_ Hi friend!!
2/7
2019
@NerdHeather Heather thank you and back atchamissy elliott is the designated survivor for virginia
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffThere hadn’t been anyone like Mr. Rogers on television before and there hasn’t been since. Mark your calendars, and… https://t.co/e0d1XSzyYq
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @DanSpenser lol fiiine @amahnke It’s called symbolism Aaron I mean a metaphor @Randazzoj @PFTompkins You little devilI’ve noticed a trend in movies/tv lately of sudden realistic barfing and I just want to say hey guys no one needs this right nowLA! March 4 @LargoLosAngeles @danielvankirk amd we will be doing an epic live @DPTpodcast w @KarenKilgariff and Jo… https://t.co/dPt9uWeySV
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffSure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffStacey Abrams should be the Governor of Georgia.
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @MrsGillin I say I think karaoke is stupid because I love it so much it scares meI will never forget the clapping & joking & shouts of "USA!" despite the catastrophic debasement of this country's… https://t.co/xrocNLwb9X
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffI choose to remember Buzz Aldrin for knocking that moon landing denier the fuck out at the age of 86. You guys do y… https://t.co/EJFKo8Umnm
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @pants https://t.co/ufg1tbThV1 @BrandonEsWolf Ooh I like that that’s the one to beat @BrandonEsWolf we have 45 minutes let’s to try to beat that @pants stop it! https://t.co/XsM19yUUcl @ManInTheHoody https://t.co/ykCK3fvv7v
Retweeted by Karen KilgariffIf this plane goes down I’LL LIVE TWEET IT FOR YOU CUZ THIS WIFI IS FULL ON WORKING🗣
2/6
2019
@annetdonahue SURELY THIS WORD DOC WILL MAKE UP FOR MY ENLARGED PORES @annetdonahue Ooh yeah THIS IS THE ESSAY THAT WILL FINALLY GET ME VOTED SOPHOMORE CLASS SWEETHEART @johnlevenstein One person doing 3 “weird” voices @annetdonahue I like to yell “IT HAS TO BE BAD!!” at the top of my lungs and then crack my knuckles 10 times @johnlevenstein What about one where everybody narratesWhy must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?
Retweeted by Karen Kilgariff @TheAudreyC Shiiiit!!https://t.co/x5eWxzF5l2 @meatloaf_jpg @GHardstark I don’t care what you think @johnnypemberton I feel I must @ShawnHatosy SHAWN I MISS USWe’ve been on the road so long these Forensic Files episodes have cycled all the way through and started over :(...
2/5
2019

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