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Karl the Fog ☁️ @KarlTheFog San Francisco, CA

All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.

407 Following   355,194 Followers   10,963 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/5/10


The fog horn blows because the #49ers are going to the Super Bowl!!
1/20
2020
@andrewahutch @Airbnb You make me look good
1/3
2020
@bayykid came back to celebrate the new year @JaclynSWong @yjkogan happy new year to us
1/2
2019
I hope everyone has a happy new year filled with friends, family, food, and foggy photos. As we head into 2020, en… https://t.co/W72H5LuEsn
12/31
2019
Because good things happen to good people https://t.co/0ZB68rbB1U
11/9
2019
@XaiaX @chiangku dangerously thicc will be the title of my podcastIt feels good to be home https://t.co/b6RlT8KjPf
11/7
2019
@holgr @inafried reached my cloud PTO limit so had to use it
10/24
2019
@martucci @niw @miradu @Delta sounds awful
9/9
2019
Technically speaking I’m very cool https://t.co/egGZ18EHcI
9/6
2019
@DrAntimony I dewOne of the most beautiful pics of San Francisco I've ever seen, taken tonight by Renata Miller. https://t.co/P4zIgBcAHx
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8/6
2019
@birthchazz @TWLOHA No comment
8/5
2019
@charoitebear From that angle I’m a real babe
8/3
2019
@DeborahLongmir2 @SandhyaABC7 My parentsI’m hurrying across town because the theme of tonight’s @otgsf in Fort Mason is... ☁️ Fog Appreciation Day ☁️ Th… https://t.co/i0vFM14u9whey @KarlTheFog https://t.co/836Sc5Ek7P
Retweeted by Karl the Fog ☁️ @SFStateLCA @TerenceJYee I don't need someone to complete me, I like flying solo @TerenceJYee I like it thicc @GreenbergSez @JeffElder I’m here for ya Michael
8/2
2019
@SantIG08 I'll see what I can dew @sfgrotto I'm a *mood*☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️ Welcome ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️ ☁️☁️ to ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️ Fogust ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️… https://t.co/xIJorUvLjC
8/1
2019
There are fake clouds inside the Oakland Airport. We can’t escape @KarlTheFog even when we try. https://t.co/XPZtIPkt0S
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7/27
2019
@sfgrotto none taken but “real” is in the eye of the beholder welcome to my ted talkLove getting a free upgrade https://t.co/sPGuTNnmrg
7/24
2019
I have finally seen @KarlTheFog! That #fogline... #CommuteStories https://t.co/hTJGtHa69N
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7/23
2019
This has to be the correct answer to this NYT mini crossword puzzle, right @KarlTheFog? 😉 #onlyinsf #fogdaysofsummer https://t.co/M1XqfeMTmT
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7/22
2019
@benhamner A fog is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
7/16
2019
@Graypets feels about right @MikeVPerry San Francisco feels better when we’re both here @DrewTumaABC7 The fog is so formal, call me Sir Karlbrb devouring san francisco
7/10
2019
At least I don’t shake the ground
7/6
2019
@coachmorf Welcome to SF, glad to show you the best parts (it’s me)#FourthofJuly in San Francisco courtesy of @KarlTheFog 🇺🇸 https://t.co/RXp8dhS2BC
Retweeted by Karl the Fog ☁️ @Saman_Shamim Anything for my friend, SamanOooooh that tickles @JesikaYG @aarondavy Technically speaking, I’m very coolTonight's forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of disappointmentWhat fireworks?
7/5
2019
[ july 4, morning ] You: fog rolling back to sea, we’ll get to see fireworks after all!! 🎆🎉 Me: lolol sure @FitzTheReporter I look so cute @MrDGMason It’s what I dew @qtmama210 I’ll be here waiting for you with open clouds
7/4
2019
🇺🇸 2 days left until we celebrate the Fog of July 🇺🇸 ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️🎆🎆🎆☁️☁️
7/3
2019
@JohnB 😂😂😂
6/30
2019
I’m up here helping to set up the Pink Triangle for Pride again! Quite the difference from last year (right). Thank… https://t.co/hKtOQXMVT0
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6/29
2019
The next inbound F is arriving in 1, 2, 3, 4 minutes https://t.co/ADLiHQ6QHf
6/24
2019
Lookin good ⁦@KarlTheFog⁩! https://t.co/vb3e6NUhja
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6/22
2019
@Reductress Into itRemember when it was sunny and 100 degrees a few days ago? Me either.
6/15
2019
@ohthataaron great to have you as a #FogFaithful @LeifJohnson If you head up to Sutro Tower and wave it in the air, I'm glad to sign it
6/14
2019
@bekSF @BastardMachine This heat wave has been in the works since January @terisasiagatonu I’m way cooler @GK3 I love you too George @RSammonsRE You've all been suffering. It's the least I could dew. @lmc bring it outside and I'll sign it @brycehoffman Bryce is a wonderful human who only deserves happine- oh, hey Bryce! @miketatum completely acceptable behaviorToday’s to-dew list: ✅ Save San Francisco from monstrous heat wave ✅ Publish my book ✅ Make the entire city my re… https://t.co/HyARwMhKo7
6/13
2019
I HAVE RETURNED🚨KARL THE FOG IS ON APPROACH I REPEAT KARL THE FOG IS INCOMING🚨 https://t.co/uFCfmLq2C7
Retweeted by Karl the Fog ☁️Yesterday at this time: 92 degrees Today at this time: 75 degrees ☁️☁️ I'm on my way home ☁️☁️Day 5 of SF heat wave (Captain’s Log): all who use mineral rock deodorant have been vanquished from the city walls.… https://t.co/d6gsC5L2H5
Retweeted by Karl the Fog ☁️Highs for last 3 days: -92 -98 -95 Lows for last 3 days: -back sweat -lack of sleep -you only own one summer outfit @davepell I'm shy about making the first move, you make the first move DaveDo you want me to come home? #heatwave 🔥 @lmc @DrewTumaABC7 I’m working on it @walkerd181 soon as I get back in town, hurrying fast but delayed in air traffic
6/12
2019
You in your apartment: -feeling sweaty -takes a cold shower -feels 20 seconds of relief as you dry yourself off -m… https://t.co/ZghoTkjN3USomeone will prob put me on blast using this meme...but this is how everyone prob feels rn... missing @KarlTheFog s… https://t.co/gnaH6M9b8E
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6/11
2019
Today’s high: 92 degrees Tonight’s low: trying to sleep in your apartment
6/10
2019
I bet you miss me now
6/9
2019
If you like horrible things like shorts, flip flops, or happiness due to an abundance of warmth and sunshine, then today is for you.
6/8
2019
@teresamclough #WeTheWestWhenever you scream “defense” at a #Warriors game I take that as a request for me to block you from the sun
6/6
2019
@DrewTumaABC7 quick trip to Hawaii for a family reunion before my book comes out on Tuesday @whitnizzles that's all I know how to doYou: "It's freezing in June, can we get a few warm days" Also you: "It's 74 and I'm dying, please come back"My latest: @KarlTheFog, the weather system San Franciscans love to hate, has his first book out Tuesday. In my inte… https://t.co/FZ3uXuPITs
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6/5
2019
@groovealicious I do too... but I'm the cause of it so I'm biased @FuckleyB what is fog? am I fog? are you fog? do we even exist?People who visit SF in the summer pack t-shirts, shorts, and flip flops and are like wtf is this. People who live… https://t.co/B4qJEeW8As @skenigsberg So glad we hung out this morning Sara, let's dew it again soon
6/4
2019
@burritojustice that soars to 47% in the summer monthsEvery day in San Francisco: "It's foggy but looks like the sun might come out soon, I'll put on this hoodie for n… https://t.co/LSA8s1PwoC @mediaphyter You’re amongst good company
6/2
2019
@josephmandros hi fellow c/karl 👋The astrological calendar for clouds is a little different. I'm a Blorp which spans 3.5 human years. Blorps are kno… https://t.co/umdZ5jOENPReasons I love June 1st: -Beginning of June Gloom -Start of ☁️🏳️‍🌈 Grey Pride 🏳️‍🌈☁️ -I’m self-centered and wan… https://t.co/k6pPM4qipkThe #CastroCam showing @KarlTheFog beginning to blanket the Downtown San Francisco skyline this evening. The high t… https://t.co/EuRrjH8kmB
Retweeted by Karl the Fog ☁️ @rossadamsf Thank you? @humphryslocombe I hope this is for real because I look fogging delicious☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️ TGIFoggy ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ @chrisheath13 I happened @KarlTheFog swallowing Golden Gate Bridge https://t.co/8vbaJjWkUj
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6/1
2019

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