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Actor. Soccer player. Lover of chai. #MUFC #LAFC

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Joined Twitter 12/23/10


@nagrathnam @p1j Miss Pavan bhai's eloquent PFC posts. What a treat they were. Hope you're doing well @p1j sirji.
2/20
2020
@ThatSunil @laloalcaraz @carlosalazraqui @IzabellaAlvarez @Alex_E_Cazares @sparkly723 @sumaleedotcom @roxanaortegahttps://t.co/S1Yc5h5wj2I can't even get cereal in the bowl without dropping a few pieces on the floor. https://t.co/Vt7XWHrBP7 @parimalrohit Not until his contract runs out anyway. And then European teams will be like scavenging vultures befo… https://t.co/g0c40BloUS @parimalrohit Nah. No chance.Genie, my first wish is to blend the second headline into the first. My second wish is to make it come true. https://t.co/EH3YH97DGTThis commercial but with a brown person. https://t.co/2JODIf2dkG
2/19
2020
What on God's green earth... https://t.co/Gcy56XngBp @ThePriteshShah So proud, beta. Keep it up. 💪🏾👏🏾
2/18
2020
Open for a surprise https://t.co/eUm2KiTkjW
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanFire in hair, don't care. #Kiss https://t.co/YGiRT6k55R
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanBeautiful 🤗 A man sits down to play the piano in a train station when a stranger suddenly sneaks up from behind an… https://t.co/Bw4DhL5Ix2
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2/17
2020
Unreal level of imagination! 🙏🏽 https://t.co/GmrgqeQ1Cs
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @thevaas By God kya solid chhupaya Akshay ko. If this doesn't grant him entry into the industry, what will?
2/16
2020
Nosirreebob, wasn't expecting that. https://t.co/2xG7JNgEkn#tbt to last month when I did a show @FlappersComedy and these Armenian dudes with the best names ever showed up. S… https://t.co/neP5rUHPrO
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @MazJobrani @FlappersComedy Man, I hope Karapet had a good childhood and people didn't walk all over him. @KennyPrawat Was this report curated at 4:20?
2/14
2020
So we just gonna do an Oscar sweep in February the year before now? Coo coo. https://t.co/10prwTBRGIHugh Jackman meeting a Wolverine fan is the best thing you will see today #WolverineWednesday https://t.co/xadYjY75sL
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasantony hawk you have 24 hours to respond https://t.co/YLenNrwVh9
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2/13
2020
Someone please tell her Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander stopped filming in the 90s and that it's okay to get out of characte… https://t.co/U9cGGxZod5Audience Member: “Who is going to be your Mike Pence? Who is going to look at you with adoring eyes?” Elizabeth Wa… https://t.co/ABxoL05oCG
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2/11
2020
Me when I wake up to add an extra minute to the alarm and fall right back in bed https://t.co/vAKzZk9HohDidn't watch #Oscars tonight but did Brad Pitt wear a nametag?When Lupita didn't even get nominated for Us, what's even the point of watching? #OscarsKoala Lumpur - When the animals of the largest zoo in Malaysia revolt and take over the country, one bear rises to… https://t.co/L0s2lrS4jz
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2/10
2020
I'll be damned if this isn't the most gut wrenching, throat-in-a-knot manifestation of truth you ever heard. https://t.co/LZzsHNHMO9
2/9
2020
This has gotta be a Guinness World Record. https://t.co/0feYU90SSZ
2/8
2020
Mitch forever. https://t.co/QaseRpOdg0Oh snap. Lai Lai Lai made the trailer! https://t.co/ptrB2ThKCi
2/7
2020
Little does the lady next to me at yoga today know that the intensity and volume of her ujjayi breaths have led me… https://t.co/Vw5o4RIF36
2/6
2020
It should be illegal to score such goals. https://t.co/66Fegtt2PTThe amount of white and red in this pic could put the England flag to shame. https://t.co/rqJ91wYDFzWhen introverts watch cricket. 😂🏏 #NZvIND https://t.co/NuVIfR9rCO
2/5
2020
Congrats also to @sandeepparikh https://t.co/75XgnkEOb9Adulting is really just a bunch of reminders and alarms that you dictate to your phone's smart assistant because yo… https://t.co/zAXNKWE1ey
2/4
2020
Bong Joon-ho as a college student: https://t.co/5KI5KYwUnH
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2/3
2020
Restaurants: we're eco-friendly. No straws! Me: 🙌🏾 Also restaurants: Here's a drink in a plastic cup with a lid tha… https://t.co/hxsWceJMm7😱😱😱 https://t.co/fhhKVBPqwIGood thing #Parasite doesn't need the Oscars to validate them. https://t.co/a1gwHyDF14Loving that they credited you up top @sumit_roy_. Kya yeh sab @NotSoSnob ki karni hai? Can't wait to watch, brothe… https://t.co/ZoMkDevf15Congrats. YOU, @GettyImagesNews, are the problem. Hey while we're at it, Al Qaeda and ISIS are also gun rights and… https://t.co/JgfbDVS3VK @parimalrohit @rancespizza Pre-trafico dinner! 🙌🏾 https://t.co/S9dLsOBHl0 @mshactress @rancespizza Thanks Marianne! https://t.co/rYpA22EOeQ @CaraDanielleB @rancespizza Awesome! https://t.co/krtYPtMkhN
2/2
2020
I've only been to Chicago a couple of times but when I fell in love with their deep dish pizza, I made it a mission… https://t.co/rgphmlw66Y
2/1
2020
1/2 I just ran into @VP Mike Pence at the Drake Diner in Des Moines. I confronted him about his damaging health car… https://t.co/CikI2o7ALu
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanAs much as I love Schitt's Creek, this is the huge elephant in the room I feel looming over me everytime I watch it… https://t.co/n2ncybzpNu
1/31
2020
No fax machines were harmed, so I'm good. https://t.co/pvwLDACz08
1/30
2020
Lord knows I wasn't supposed to hit this Kobe crossover to a 1 yr old so I paid for it at the end 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Ui9wvIos8n
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @RedDevilsofSD Why do I feel so exhausted? https://t.co/XAzFZ4JJSbYou said this over 2 weeks ago https://t.co/DNPTtBQwUXI really, REALLY needed this today. "Schitt's Creek Just Released The Trailer For "The Crows Have Eyes 3"" https://t.co/7dbhbmhLdm
1/29
2020
Behind the scenes of Tom and Jerry 😂💙 https://t.co/Q0APLU78QB
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanThis Kobe Bryant and Messi commercial will forever be a classic. https://t.co/lWyr8yXVQx
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasanme: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles dracula: venn me: probably tomorrow
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1/28
2020
Dear Media, Stop calling me “Greta of India”. I am not doing my activism to looks like Greta Thunberg. Yes, she is… https://t.co/GSPm2JzFcW
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @mkayg3 🙏🏽It's ridiculous that even I - as someone who only likes playing basketball recreationally, never really watched NBA… https://t.co/2Ovm6FASwDHug someone you love today. Well said, @RealJayWilliams. https://t.co/m9WnfP3sWn
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @bigskybabs @yokatykatikate Thank you for watching and the kind words! One of those ladies actually wrote and direc… https://t.co/Wbp1ddY6CY
1/27
2020
@yokatykatikate Oh you're going to love the sketch we made about the mysteries of the women's restroom 👇🏾 https://t.co/vHtZULVF12
1/26
2020
@sambaschutte @IamMaJoseOvalle @NBCSunnyside My favorite quote in the entire series has to be "There's no shame in… https://t.co/Vex3BIOlOxGame writers and narrative designers, take this into account. Arrange your effort/exert scripts in ascending vocal… https://t.co/QQGY4idBxY
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanFinally understood why they ask these kinds of questions. https://t.co/twTjWNCZzmIndeed and monster ain't got nothing on this job description 😳 https://t.co/YOR9Va8EO4You believed in Santa for about 10 years. So the least you can do is start believing in yourself.
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1/25
2020
@usareddevils When players underperform, they're benched/loaned/sold. When managers underperform, they're fired or… https://t.co/ChOG3jURO9
1/23
2020
one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time https://t.co/N2nULbpNlA
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1/22
2020
@parimalrohit @LAGalaxy @MLS Okay now we good 👍🏾‘Politicians can’t say they love Dr. King and how he stood for love and unity, but then…refuse to support his agend… https://t.co/nai8I0WAEL
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanFixed it for you @virginianpilot. Call it like it is. https://t.co/GVqxGihsUm
1/21
2020
@desminborges The great thing about that sentence is that it works without the "seltzer" part, too.Did anyone else feel disappointed when Jennifer Garner didn't end her speech with "What's in your wallet?" #SAGAwards2020
1/20
2020
Show pitch https://t.co/pTQVhwCH0T
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasanwhy is it camo https://t.co/h7SEaGXE4v
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanThis is funny because it's true, but if you're living through it, it's not even funny so I don't even know what I'm… https://t.co/Rr83QpI4ix😱 https://t.co/cXGlR3ZtwS @SkySportsNews Not a good look when you actually say treble winners IN THE POLL. @parimalrohit @LAGalaxy @MLS Love Chicha, but it ain't official till it's official. Gonna have to make it out there… https://t.co/BbAhTSb8O1
1/18
2020
Yeah, we're "close". For the past week. I'll believe it when I see a non photoshopped pic. https://t.co/koySv3TnzA https://t.co/u6854bKpNjramy explaining the issue with the term "moderate muslim" is so important — "'moderate muslim' makes it seem like… https://t.co/0X9gj86bb5
Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @Sarju_Patel Such an awesome film, my man. Remember watching it at @iffla and loving it.
1/17
2020
I love them both, which is why I'm feeling so downtrodden watching this exchange. I think it's the feeling of extin… https://t.co/HNI8pkME2g @Lena_Khan Congrats Lena! 🙌🏾
1/16
2020
@usareddevils Let's sign Adama.I don't care how this is done. I'll watch it because it's incredible. https://t.co/fQTfRYQBHa
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanNot if Pawtenham, Liverpoodle, and Arfenal beat them to it. The transfur window IS open, after all. https://t.co/vgcJb3iOFr
1/15
2020
You gotta believe! https://t.co/7DiX2sTGws
Retweeted by Karthik SrinivasanDifferent Waitress Brings Order https://t.co/rEGHFngB46 https://t.co/UekZeQIniE
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1/14
2020
Bong Joon-ho calling the Oscars local is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/IDsoTNo0Iv
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1/13
2020
I'm going to say this on the record: Dennis honestly wasn't that much of a menace. #Truth
1/11
2020
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Retweeted by Karthik Srinivasan @usareddevils The MUTV app is about $25 for the whole year I think. Can't watch matches live but the full 90 gets p… https://t.co/Bjh3AWVYOz @sunkrishbala https://t.co/D62r3lzO1e @sunkrishbala You absolutely neighed to be. @sunkrishbala Get off your high horse.You have no idea how much you miss something until you've never had the faintest idea of its existence. https://t.co/kzgWE5VEiV
1/10
2020
"Hay mate, fancy a cuppa?" (I need validation that you see what I did there) https://t.co/XJL0qjvClh
1/9
2020

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