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Neurosis is my brand. All opinions my own.

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Joined Twitter 8/3/16


@ProfChrisMJones WHUT. Is he trying to look uninformed? I'm no historian but I know how full of cack he is. @DevinCow @deeepcouch @notkristiane @realDonaldTrump Also, "Jimothy?" @epicciuto An old haunted Victorian house. I would renovate it and bring it back to life. I would drink coffee eac… https://t.co/AButboXCPF @realDonaldTrump I know I'm shouting into the void here, but...that's not how it works out here in the physical world. @prairielaura I had a lot of friends in the schol halls when I was there! I lived in Hashinger and later McCollum (RIP). @shannonminter5 She's pleased to report that all is well! @DarkSoulNight @Danimalsdoodoo I fell asleep during Lebowski, which is pretty much my go-to move for any Coen Broth… https://t.co/B9hQAfF9aZ @CinFlynn @Danimalsdoodoo No Country for Old Men! It works better if you think of it as an extended metaphor for th… https://t.co/Ah3qhvnK7N @Danimalsdoodoo The Dark Knight. Yeah, I'm going there. As someone else once said: It takes itself awfully seriousl… https://t.co/tFq7xAOdcy @ProfChrisMJones "Need" is a strong word, but I think you won't be sorry. @RealKaylaJames I've been training for a marathon and it's going great!
8/6
2020
@Voalady1 Great article. He's been doing some terrific reporting on the pandemic for The Atlantic. @meralee727 WWG1WGA is the sound a record makes when a DJ moves it back and forth on a turntable ("scratches?"). So… https://t.co/e8w7kxANNb
8/5
2020
@lisasaurstomp @MeerkatsRMammal It totally is. I see BOEK THE BLUF.
8/3
2020
@meralee727 I heard rumors, and I live on the other side of the country. @kylekizu Amy Adams, Arrival; Michelle Yeoh, Crazy Rich Asians; Jeff Bridges, Fearless
8/2
2020
@tribelaw Yes, and T's respect for the rule of law is well documented. Surely he will have no problem, having alrea… https://t.co/GeCmmawM2S @prairielaura https://t.co/Ubff5vucwXThis stork couple celebrates their first egg. Wait for it. Sound on... https://t.co/6AJ6cZqQ1U
Retweeted by Kate Wants to Know @amandadeibert Don't laugh, but it's a quote from the early 00s vampire series Angel -- the one with David Boreanaz… https://t.co/svL7m3mCv5 @CharlesPPierce Kate Mulgrew needs to play her in the biopic. @meralee727 @kmf78 Someone should respond to the ad and report back. FWIW my money’s on Olivia Jade. @KwCongressional You know, you talk more about pedophilia more than anyone I've ever seen, on Twitter or off. Thin… https://t.co/0DkfP3V33W
8/1
2020
@KwCongressional I'll make a note of that. @RealHughField It seems to me that people across the political spectrum are, refreshingly, speaking with one voice… https://t.co/AxVt3XI6AZ @msmithobx @Rica_Bee @Kinniska Dark hair, blue eyes, and pale skin, reporting! I do have a tendency toward anemia,… https://t.co/ad5aER8bO4 @shannonminter5 Same, Squeaky. Same. @ckshowalter L'il Potat looks...weary. Like, "WHEN is this going to be over, Mom?" @KwCongressional Ah, yes. In the immortal words of Mr. Jon Bon Jovi, “You live for the fight when that’s all that you’ve got.” @realDonaldTrump NO. @ckshowalter When did Queso get so BIG?
7/31
2020
@ProfChrisMJones GASP Check your DMs! @ProfChrisMJones I did! I grew up near 21st and Gage. We could walk to the University but it was a bit of a hike.… https://t.co/pbeOk5NsCC @ProfChrisMJones Home sweet home. Is that College Hill? Kind of looks like it. @KwCongressional Yes, our widdle fee-fees are hurted whenever KW posts something mean. His dagger wit is sharp as t… https://t.co/dh7bO2faml @quinncy OUCH. (Also...heh.) @_vivalaluna Your baby is adorable and your family is lovely. As for Dr. Goodhair...I'm glad you had something pr… https://t.co/ISFY3WCFad
7/30
2020
@meralee727 Not to be That Person but I think you may have misspelled "brown."
7/29
2020
@KwCongressional Okay, I'll admit you had me going for a while, but it's become obvious even to me that this is a parody. @DelilahSDawson I never met an adverb with which I didn't fall passionately in love and use frequently and with aba… https://t.co/2K2eCsMfvo @KwCongressional Big Pharma is "Quaking in Their Boots" @Browtweaten Gen X: Gay, married, whatever.
7/28
2020
@KwCongressional I'd be astonished to learn that Bin Laden has an opinion one way or the other about Joe Biden, giv… https://t.co/Sr2CzzlNJc @meralee727 Happy birthday! Keep on fighting the good fight. @BrinaStarler A group of Virgos is called a Critique. @sheologian Oh, no. Don't tempt fate. The day is mighty young. (Actually reads the tweet) ...Yeah, you're right.… https://t.co/IjTSEnario
7/27
2020
Be the moose stealing apples you want to see in the world. Then crush facism and the oligarchy. https://t.co/VbL9puPqzF
Retweeted by Kate Wants to Know @shannonminter5 So elegant. Part greyhound maybe? @Aged_19 @pattonoswalt I was going to implore someone to assure me that wasn't Harriet Tubman. That's kind of a new… https://t.co/shMn4doCjK @realDonaldTrump You and your entire family have taken advantage of mail-in voting, and everyone knows it. Also, it… https://t.co/iArEymomFP @McNaughtonArt You know, you STILL haven't mastered the guy's nose. @sheologian @danisaacs My son peed on me while we were still in the hospital. I was so startled I shrieked. Nurses came running. Good times. @elainehousseas Any of the Pliocene or Milieu books by Julian May, especially The Many-Colored Land or Jack the Bodiless. @TeamUfYH Solidarity. My shoulder was frozen for literally a year because I slept on it the wrong way. @meralee727 Yeah, I'm seeing some definite...obstacles to Junior's campaign. It would make things interesting, though.
7/26
2020
@KwCongressional You tell 'em. @sarahcpr Springsteen, The River @prairielaura "The Dark Knight was overrated." @amandadeibert Just this week, in fact.
7/25
2020
@NikkiHaley @realDonaldTrump I commend your use of the word “story” in this context. @DisneyCPT I don’t know you, but I know you need that dog. @ColeSErickson @GailSimone You are not alone! It’s...fine, at best. @GailSimone The Dark Knight.
7/24
2020
@msdanifernandez Me and my curls, ca. 1968 https://t.co/yWZ9tALUru @holly Well, that took a turn I did not expect. @BorisEP @JoeBiden Since it is also the America that exists right now, today, under an entirely different president… https://t.co/D6CuEa6xFZ
7/23
2020
@mikepaulsen62 @RudyGiuliani Given that it's a picture of an Ethiopian woman, in Ethiopia, in 1978 (before Rep. Oma… https://t.co/TYw3GQTmxa @meralee727 Some real Cell Block Tango energy with that one. @Caissie @amandadeibert The wooden back scratcher I bought for $1.50 at CVS. My shoulders are Not Great and now I n… https://t.co/BAp91SiQvaBefore you do a thing, find it on this chart. Know the Risks! https://t.co/f83bN4go5L @NickPiers Dumbo: Parasite
7/22
2020
@KwCongressional Yes, his, um...disdain for pedophiles is, er, well-established.🙄 @richsignorelli @quinncy @SpiroAgnewGhost Well, I wish she'd hurry it up, then. @MattMackowiak Your point being...? @TJPayne3333 https://t.co/6U8DSJVsgr @Wavey_Josh @meralee727 You do understand the two things she owes you, right? 1) jack and 2) shit. Notice that "a r… https://t.co/vANbjt6ugL @KwCongressional I thought you were running for office in Florida? @KwCongressional I kind of assumed you already were. @senatemajldr You flaming hypocrite.
7/21
2020
@RepDLesko Now do childbirth. @realDonaldTrump “Many people” say a lot of things. Would you like me to repeat what they’re saying about you, Don? @KwCongressional Okay, FINE. I'm triggered. I also have a question: How much sleep have you had in the past few wee… https://t.co/IKv57w983p
7/20
2020
@RealJamesWoods That's the best you can do? @tribelaw @BradleyWhitford I mean, fine, but how about we rename the Voting Rights Act the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and then pass it? @snagy84 @thehill @VP @Mike_Pence Do you think they even believe what they're saying? @KwCongressional KW Miller's slogan is "Make America Laugh Again." @KwCongressional Obama told me he’d produce his birth certificate once he sees you wearing your mask. @SpeakerPelosi @DHSgov What, are you looking for volunteers or something? What is the Congress planning to do, othe… https://t.co/S61GdBJN5V
7/19
2020
@KwCongressional Jesus CHRIST. Do you have a day job? You need something constructive to do. @DHS_Wolf Graffiti? You saw graffiti, and your response was to send your fascist goons out to kidnap Americans exer… https://t.co/IQEvkx2ZSe @baddestmamajama Katherine Kurtz, then Julian May. @NicolaMDavidson Interesting. Just yesterday I was reading a Regency and thinking that there seems to be a trend --… https://t.co/G72KlMn4H9
7/18
2020
@McNaughtonArt He looks vaguely confused. Is that on purpose? @pattonoswalt Look out, Winnipeg. Biden is coming for you next. @NikkiHaley Awesome! I think Elizabeth Warren is awesome and I look forward to having her have a stronger role in the Administration. @prairielaura I mean, you're not wrong. It's pretty dippy.
7/17
2020
@KwCongressional I mean, nothing surprises me anymore. @NIH_Bear My fucking cat kind of looks like...a bear. @KwCongressional A word of caution. In the event that you win, Rep. Omar will be your colleague. Fortunately I don'… https://t.co/9ucjEL5lHb @TessaDare I legit read that as "Not that much of a starch." I think I need to get off the electric Twitter machine for a while.
7/16
2020

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