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Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎImagine going to bed at night with a full stomach, preparing for a good sleep, knowing thereΒ are 1.1M helpless chil…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @DannyJayIBZ Have a lovely weekend you silly cunt. 😘 @wantedmynamebut Show off! 😘 @kevfurr Don’t know. Why *did* the apple pie go to court? @MsYellowHat Me too, with an extra glug of olive oil.Last nights left over pasta for lunch. #coviddiariesTbf I think Andy deserves a little break. It must be really fucking tiring evading justice for allegations of persi…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎJoin Sam and @TaikaWaititi on Friday, September 25, at 2pm PT, 5pm ET (Saturday 9am NZT, 7am AEST) where we’ll be l…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @Iamevents25 He’s got a blue tick though, babe. We get away with it for some reason. @Christensen_79 @michaellegge That’s hilarious! @WelshGasDoc Lovely stuff. @spiritbased I try to use it wisely. @LyleD4D It’s a real sign of wanting those numbers. He’s a thirsty prick.People who put **** in place of letters in swear words are scaredy cunts. @mnrrntt No heavy petting!
The new curfew sets in tonight... CoroNeyo returns with 'Because Curfew' πŸ˜­πŸ•™ #curfew
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎThrilled to have spoken to a very jubilant @michaelkiwanuka this evening following his #HyundaiMercuryPrize win! β€œI…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎmy face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎTrump at the court as crowd chants β€œvote him out” β€” it’s rare for this President to see his opposition this up-clos…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎJohnson was complaining just last week that they couldn't afford a nanny.
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Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @joolsevelyn The words, β€œhe fired shots first” about her boyfriend are very tricky to get my head around from a gun… @Barcajim3 @Nick_Pettigrew Or me Dad. @Nick_Pettigrew Pal of mine sometimes does his make up. He’s officially the best bloke in Hollywood. @kiwiozbrit Hell!Ooh, lovely. It’s getting slightly nippier out. @TheDanChapter @BettyTomsdottir @upsadaizy @cymrurouge How gorgeous to stumble across a love up. Thanks so much for… Bob’s book is out today and yes I’m biased but it’s a great read and this would be a good time to start your…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎOh yes it is!
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @SamPalladio @TheRepairShop Such a lovely surprise to see you on it, babe! πŸ₯°Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an economic superman, but all we have ended up with are more clerks in Kent
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I would simply vote.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎβ€œIt’s gonna be expensive, mate”
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎAnne Widdecombe has cancelled her National Trust membership because they chose to tell the truth about slavery and…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎWhen things seem really bad and lost, I like to remind myself that Boris and his mates will always be alright.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎRIGHT. It’s time I get creative during this next lockdown and I think I’ve found just how πŸ’Ž
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎWe're all human shields for Boris Johnson's career #PMQs
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎβ€œThat butler’s wanked in your panties.”
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎβ€œOne day, this will be clickbait”
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @KCsixtyseven He is indeed. Hope you’re well, pal. XFuck me, next Bake Off feels like a lifetime away.Stay safe, on message, and cooly Larkinesque with our new face masks, available now via our online shop…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @SholaMos1 I’m blocked so can’t see what he said but I know you’re right.Imagine joining the army thinking it’s going to be all machine guns and camouflage in the desert only to end up hav…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @Rachpoll412 Agree! They’re a great bunch and Matt Lucas fits in perfectly. Have a good, safe day, babe. ❀️ 🍰Last week Boris was telling me to go Spoons now hes threatening me with the army
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@shane_reaction_ πŸ˜†David's head. #GBBO
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎAbsolutely hilarious #GBBOGays on Twitter: here's some banana bread. Gays on #gbbo: look, here's a life size bust of Marie Antoinette.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎOoh, can’t wait for the write offs but BAKE OFF NOW!!!!i enjoyed that, really good
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎHe’s not even wearing a poppy.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ"My dad went to Greece and my chief advisor fucked off to durham but you fucks need to stay home"
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎOur β€œcommon sense” told us to carry on working from home if we could. YOU told us to go back to work and buy some s…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @andyparmo EvertwatPunchy fists already #covidbriefing
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎFuck offWe'd like to reassure you that this is categorically untrue. We are proud to offer the poppy in every community in…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎtake a moment out of your day to retreat to the calmest place on earth, the adrian chiles guardian column
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎBoris Johnson: "There is nothing more frustrating for the vast majority, the law-abiding majority that do comply th…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎUS activist Angela Davis and novelist Toni Morrison walking together in 1974, by photographer Jill Krementz…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎTwice now I’ve heard @MattHancock suggest it’s no wonder there’s a shortage of Covid tests because they are being p…
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we skip one Paddy’s day parade....
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ β€’
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎme when my mum asks why i’m flat hunting right before a second lockdown
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎPerugia airport have released a statement claiming they now believe it may not have been Boris Johnson, but on clos…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎLooking forward to the return of #onlyconnect tonight.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎAlmost forgot πŸ˜…
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@wefail Fuuuuuuucking hell, babe!BBC Radio 4 - Desert Island Discs at 11am today & repeated on Friday & thereafter available as a podcast but with r…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎThatcherβ€˜s back! @fourfoot Same.Remember this?, I thought we were told to go to the pub and eat out to help out? Silly old public, eh? cheers for that, Rosa fucking Parks
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In April we were told it was fine for Cummings to go to Durham *because* he had coronavirus
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @AmyBecker8291 Ooh, enjoy, guy! 😘He’s wanted to be PM since he was a kid. In fact, he felt it was his born given right to be so. Be careful what you… to @ITV for running this advert in The Times after all those complaints to Ofcom
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎMy bit on Boris Johnson’s testing fiasco, Rees-Mogg telling people to look grateful, weapons-grade Cummings and var…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @KathyBurke We’ve set up a Free Meal group on Facebook. It’s called β€˜Free My Meal’ and links home cooked meals with…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @hayleydavies21 Done. Good luck, sweetheart and thanks for your thoughtfulness. 😘The goodness in people will always shine through. Please RT Hayley’s tweet. Thanks, kids. 😘 Ruth Bader Ginsburg fought to the end, through her cancer, with unwavering faith in our democracy and its i…
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Every night ⁦@daibaker⁩ sends us a Turner like landscape live shot from Wales - how green is that valley ? We’re al…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎCollection only. Β£8.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎyou can all stop looking and go home. i’ve found the best tiktok.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎI wrote this for @TheGuardian about getting to know Dame Diana Rigg and working with her on her final film role, as…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎGreedy fecker. Jimi Hendrix, gone 50 years today. Here he is playing the intro to β€œFoxy Lady” at the Miami Pop Festiva…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎstanding in front of the exact kitchen drawer you need to get to
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎProtest Singers; a synopsis. Billie Holiday: Racism Edwin Starr: War Bob Dylan: Injustice Bob Marley: Inequality N.…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @AlBooth What’s wrong with custard? πŸ˜‰
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This deserves to be seen by, well, everyone.
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎDad’s ability to improvise and compose beautiful melodies on the fly has always amazed me. Tonight, I gave him fou…
Retweeted by kath πŸ™€πŸ˜·β„οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊβœŠπŸΎ @mrnickharvey @simonfromharlow Beautiful πŸ₯° @hanyaLC1 It’s exactly how I have mine but I prefer them not too soft. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ₯šβ€οΈ