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VR Developer. D&D fan. Sometimes blogger at One Inch Square. Ham Solo enthusiast.

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Joined Twitter 5/27/08


Gonna start pronouncing "cishet" like this all the time now. https://t.co/YKTIpW5zlP
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1/16
2021
@DaveTheGame Forget the sails, the sails are a lost cause. We need to think belaying pins, and knots! Double down o… https://t.co/eHhTPt5smz @newbiedm @DaveTheGame My liege.“America’s Next Top Shanty” @DaveTheGame Shit, okay, be calm. Be calm. Do you still have the narwhal? Forget it, no time. @adamjford https://t.co/pO7DOxqNxuEvery streaming service right now: Dammit, what do we have with sea shanties in it? Who’s got the rights to Altman’… https://t.co/9TX0pedK9mI’m here for this. https://t.co/8SIL0oLTDL2019: im at the impeachment 2020: im at the pandemic 2021: im at the combination impeachment and pandemic
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @OneCritWonder I really like the show “PEN15”, but find the song used for the opening credits kinda obnoxious. @tibermoon So cool! Closest thing I have is the one that came with Lucasart’s Last Crusade Game. @tibermoon Please tell me you own a replica grail and diary. @digitaldraco Truth. But, Future Kato will enjoy it, and that guy’s probably earned it. @digitaldraco Really hankering some Cookies and Cream.That feeling when you go to the freezer for the ice cream you just bought only to remember you don’t pick up your groceries until tomorrow.
1/15
2021
@TwoLemonades Yup!Whoa this is cool, and beautiful. https://t.co/A3Ye4R1QQ7 @jon_m_green Pointy ears. Weird way of sleeping. Often imagined as sexy. Immortal except for highly specific causes. Yea, checks out!me when I’m on a call with someone https://t.co/f8jFnK8tUg
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @humanhouseplant Makes me want to take singing lessons.Lots of talk about dungeon ramps lately. So, the thing about escapism in RPGs & in #dnd in particular. Lots of peop… https://t.co/zOr9urDKAq
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @tea_bird Thanks for the pro-tip! (Also, ow, hope you’re okay)
1/14
2021
@mariancall You nailed those; brought a big smile to my face. @StrongBadActual Happy #Trogday!
1/13
2021
bawitda ba ba-dang a dang diggy-diggy diggy said the boogie said pick up your last paycheck https://t.co/OylI3tWdAx
Retweeted by Kato KatonianOk the tiktok is good but I’d like to advocate that we all start using Obi-Wans as a standard of measurement https://t.co/URRxV6cylB
Retweeted by Kato KatonianSometimes I find myself randomly whistling the Soap theme tune, a show that originally aired just around the time I… https://t.co/gZtlGixZ8i @PushinUpRoses Missed opportunity: they should have had a scene where he’s using the Internet and the wife picks up… https://t.co/DrK8bMF15n @theflophousepod Just listened to “Primal”. @joshgondelman was a delight. @PushinUpRoses I’d really like to know what the hieroglyphic for “Computer” is. That’s proof of Ancient Aliens right there. @PushinUpRoses Wait your first instinct when receiving an email from an entombed archeologist isn’t to contact the State Department? @dreamwisp Congratulations!https://t.co/XSaIwjgiOF
Retweeted by Kato KatonianIntroducing #Candlekeep Mysteries, the latest adventure anthology in the Forgotten Realms setting! Explore this col… https://t.co/2Dt8Vv8YOZ
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1/12
2021
@LeeshaHannigan Love it!BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! #BROWNS
Retweeted by Kato KatonianHoly fucking shit, Browns. @LenPeralta It’s amazing.
1/11
2021
@BrainClouds Maybe you’ve got a pen pal you don’t know about? ;-) @BrainClouds I’m not sure how it works, but I know there’s a tactic where companies will send out a bunch of inexpe… https://t.co/0Bu7lH6O2ESeaShantyTok keeps getting better https://t.co/yWLEHzlPlB
Retweeted by Kato KatonianXena folding Hercules is the Content I'm Here For™ https://t.co/QbovmDJ8ke
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1/8
2021
@mazzmatazz Aww, hi beeps! @HCCummings @d20monkey Thank you for doing that. @d20monkey All I can do is sit and seethe. @valthonis ✋🏻 @valthonis Closing the barn doors after the horses have bolted. @symatt They’re pretty cool. A little larger too (~1.8cm), which helps the details.Got some new dice for my Scum & Villainy game from Black Oak Workshop. More dice than I need for the game, but coul… https://t.co/zNV2Q5HKHhI felt bad about not getting holiday cards out in time for, well, the holidays, but I got a Christmas card today po… https://t.co/EH5f7gRvr2LMAOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/Opq6JvYKtn
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @MTBlack2567 So many monsters have “Multiattack” instead of something more interesting.
1/6
2021
@voraciousbrain https://t.co/L8HQFBGTqbParent test 7483925: While in online kindergarten, I hear Vi's teacher ask her "What rhymes with truck?"… https://t.co/qChtV5OcBO
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1/5
2021
i want to be her when im older https://t.co/qTIQfw3U4a
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1/4
2021
this girl made a tik tok version of Mamma Mia in the style of Jane Austen and I never could have wished for somethi… https://t.co/W4OnCfMEwd
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @MarkMeredith I have a *bunch* and they are just collecting dust in my basement. If you want any/all of them, I’d b… https://t.co/Z1pz9n4rsi @gennhaver For a long time I had a few pairs of socks that I actively disliked and would rarely wear but instead of… https://t.co/A9nZpUKR82 @AmericanoOnLine Nuthatches make very cute sounds, I enjoy them.
1/3
2021
I found sea chanty tiktok and I'm gonna call it a good omen for 2021 https://t.co/OLo86ntcLJ
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @WolfSamurai Kitty!
1/2
2021
@DaveTheGame Nailed it.
1/1
2020
Tomorrow... https://t.co/WRBliZ90Qy
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @valthonis Agreed! @tea_bird I am your shield. @tea_bird I just got done with playing a TTRPG over Discord and am now hopping on PS to play something else, so your secret is safe with me. @valthonis We met in person at PAX U. 🙂
12/31
2020
@tvaziri But it was a celebration of food! @MarkMeredith If I recall, Mike rolls a nat 20 on his first roll and comments that he doesn’t understand what’s so hard about this game. 😁
12/28
2020
@TheIdDM Also mountain climber is pretty awkward, at least in my very casual doing-it-in-my-bedroom setup. @TheIdDM Your core is stronger than mine. ;-) @TheIdDM Ugh yea Mountain Climber and Planks are the worst. @voraciousbrain Leigh.Made the cat a tank. Now she’s ready to rule the world 😑 #CatsOfTwitter #tank #literallyBoxingDay https://t.co/onQCjxCS6H
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12/27
2020
Stella Artois has a cider and I found it quite tasty. @rdonoghue I love the dice. So pretty. @jasonmflow Man I need to go over and check out that gallery. @newbiedm Nyy vg arrqrq jnf n fprar jurer gurl hfr n ehfr gb unir fbzrbar tnf vg hc sbe gurz be n guebjnjnl yvar no… https://t.co/eHIgetHras @newbiedm V ernyyl qba’g haqrefgnaq frggvat n zbivr va gur 80’f naq gura abg ybnqvat hc gur fbhaqgenpx jvgu 80’f zh… https://t.co/68priUhHSi
12/26
2020
@DreadGazeebo Ha, nice! @GirlUnCubed That’s a blast from the past.Merry Christmas, everyone! @AllegraIntegra Glad to see you were able to get that pole removed from your sternum. @GirlUnCubed I mean he’s clearly the best Muppet. @GirlUnCubed Michael Caine is wonderful. And Gonzo should narrate every story as far as I’m concerned. @GirlUnCubed I literally just finished watching that. @newbiedm Ha, I’d never seen that before!
12/25
2020
@MarkMeredith Whoa cool
12/24
2020
@newbiedm Wow!
12/23
2020
The #GreatConjunction of #Jupiter and #Saturn thru my telescope just after 6pm. 4 of Jupiter's moons; Europa, Ganym… https://t.co/3u7YsoOARW
Retweeted by Kato Katonian @voraciousbrain It’s given me quite the giggles, so ridiculous. She looks like the Salem puppet from Sabrina the Te… https://t.co/CzoClHFWNE @voraciousbrain Omg that face. @AmericanoOnLine That’s the primary source of them! @AmericanoOnLine Oof. Hope you’ve got a nice treat lined up post draw (gotta replenish those fluids and iron, after all!) @newbiedm @DaveTheGame Oh man what a blast that must have been. @DaveTheGame @newbiedm The thread also reminds me of how many random Simpsons jokes have stuck with me (and lots of… https://t.co/5rWJp4nxGN @MaulkinsT I really should go back and watch with the commentaries. I think I did that for at least a season of Fut… https://t.co/BwAOBZLLfK @DaveTheGame @newbiedm Absolutely. Neat to hear who contributed to what episodes or who wrote the first draft. And… https://t.co/E3hbQmpEOs @newbiedm @DaveTheGame Right? It makes me want Wired to gather up several of the writers and do a “Answers to the m… https://t.co/8KhIWGSN90 @DaveTheGame I only learned about the “Sneed’s Feed & Seed” gag recently. 😲
12/22
2020

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