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cc: @zachblandford who somehow didn’t text this to me first https://t.co/pyOPXiQ0N4Look, I know this pandemic has revealed some terrible behavior, but I honestly struggle to accept that the unvaccin… https://t.co/ypPsg9oca8
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5/13
2021
@Learnonaut I mean, yes, I’m picturing Jason Mendoza @clpolizzi @RoyalFamily and does this mean some GOP pollster is gonna test the royal family’s favorability? @clpolizzi @RoyalFamily Republicans becoming Royalist did not factor into any political calculus I had for this cycle @zachblandford I still intend to go to some Spirit games this year but I will sit their bewildered the whole time s… https://t.co/cAV5nb0ymO @zachblandford I truly don’t get soccer dealsWould a company that sells office space lie to you about people going to the office? https://t.co/Qff5q1zXc0
Retweeted by Drew ProctorCEOs really underestimate how much I like not being in an office https://t.co/cHUlHLRGiY @zac_hoffman @barredindc and she stays in Navy Yard while in session
5/12
2021
@StevenWisdom13 @colinenpraxis @ASDem technology!
5/11
2021
@colinenpraxis I LOVED a good side trip. I’m pretty sure most of my childhood memories are side trips. 😂 @colinenpraxis The “I must’ve just missed you” excuse was actually real back then @colinenpraxis @ASDem I have vivid memories of the McNamara terminal at DTW being announced to much fanfare because… https://t.co/nChoL2JC9I @ASDem If the plane was late, did they just…circle the pickup area? Hangout in the airport since it was pre-9/11 an… https://t.co/cEiOsDGcHc @ASDem I’m still hung up on how we made plans and met friends at places. Like I lived through it, I did it, and I d… https://t.co/bIYeHJA7Ky @ambernoelle if I think “oh it’s nice here” when walking through a neighborhood—that’s when I realize I could never… https://t.co/XitoK2lMIt @Fiona_Cahill @brittspolitical Yes it was that. It was in your pocket. I don’t know why but we swept a lot of it ou… https://t.co/xwF1Tczokc
5/10
2021
@PossumQueenTTV @pleasantlytwstd I am taking notes here. The underside power strip is simple but brilliant.
5/9
2021
The Mack is back https://t.co/5IPU2PxDyV @lindseyisabot it’ll be nice to safely walk around Cap Hill now @lindseyisabot Murderous rabbits are a real problem in LA. Leading cause of death the past few years. @bharatkrishnan9 ...why are you eating whale @Learnonaut Yeah should clarify this is limited to emailing word docs. Most want it as a pdf anyway. @Learnonaut Since I know people love to say “college prepares you for the real world,” to these things I think it’s… https://t.co/mbzTK8IiZC @alissamarie does this mean he has his own imagination station?This is a deep cut within a deep cut of CCM/Evangelical culture https://t.co/psCHYmTpAE @abeaujon The original vs the updated for anyone who missed it: https://t.co/itocCZhath
Retweeted by Drew Proctor.@washingtonian editorial staff respond in unison to CEO Cathy Merrill's WaPo op-ed (via @MarisaKashino)… https://t.co/D4HSwbTmvI
Retweeted by Drew ProctorAnd now, for the next part of my Op-Ed, I will lay out specific items relative to your compensation that we may hav… https://t.co/Njh35UwxXy
Retweeted by Drew ProctorIt’s amazing how many exec leadership issue that effect the workplace boil down to “I have trust issues.” Take that… https://t.co/ouGL6d938WAs members of the Washingtonian editorial staff, we want our CEO to understand the risks of not valuing our labor.… https://t.co/Kgm9faWJ2T
Retweeted by Drew ProctorCEOs really underestimate how much I like not being in an office https://t.co/IO8rkgTMYs
5/7
2021
he was, like, 500 years old? https://t.co/6pOtrYbrYt
5/6
2021
@JoeSondow can confirm. @MalindaFrevert @Fiona_Cahill https://t.co/2gn2ye3wu2 @KoryKozloski @Fiona_Cahill That I would still like to drink at bars when we have children @KoryKozloski @Fiona_Cahill Gonna be great when we can leave the baby at home with the dog knowing they’ll be taken care of @twodemocats @Fiona_Cahill See? I’ve been telling Fiona this a great idea for years! @Fiona_Cahill https://t.co/IuqaB831h2Finally got @Fiona_Cahill to sign off on getting a sheep dog to nanny our future children. Gonna save so much money.the ‘why are vaxxed people still wearing masks’ discourse ignores the fact that many of us like to commit crimes
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5/5
2021
@vrimjai even nature doesn’t want to deal with cicada twitter @vrimjai it has strong “if you aren’t gonna take care of COVID I’ll do it myself” vibessame tbh https://t.co/ajjRJ5BkOU @barredindc I don’t hate the ones at Streets MarketCEOs really underestimate how much I like not being in an office https://t.co/GBvwPP5XWq
5/4
2021
@Devin_Heroux Damn—seems chances games get back on TV/youtube are pretty slim?
5/3
2021
@Devin_Heroux All broadcasts for the rest of the week? Or just for today?
5/2
2021
@kelliel92 blocked and reported
4/30
2021
once again, there is no city in the world where you are paying $10 for a latte (even post-tip) https://t.co/7SbLSGo1W5 @JoeSondow well now it’s horse divorce @TylerJHendricks @AaronRodgers12 so is his only way out gonna be to retire then come back in a year?it’s free to not tweet
Retweeted by Drew Proctor @lindseyisabot why did you read that much
4/29
2021
@ambernoelle One of the reasons I bought the C&H complete collection was to catch the jokes I missed as a kid and p… https://t.co/RY8xSWHmBo @barredindc singer-songwriters are about to thrive @KoryKozloski @politico the gaffe of course being he changed his ice cream order at the last minute leading to conc… https://t.co/mjswGSaMtG @KoryKozloski @politico you missed the “Joe Biden couldn’t even make it to the summer curse. Did his June 18th gaff… https://t.co/r0aq31hw0r
4/28
2021
@Lin_Manuel @Loyaltybooks in DC
4/27
2021
I've seen the take going around about how maybe it's good that the pandemic forced people to jettison most of their… https://t.co/7ZT3yQt8d6
Retweeted by Drew ProctorKind of a good example on why TV isn’t film and you don’t force the moment. Just let it happen.Update: Has a Letterboxd account: Can’t stop laughing Doesn’t have a Letterboxd account: Can’t stop laughing https://t.co/lbJCKRCuGII will never stop laughing. What an ending. @CarolinesFarts this is such a specific and correct tweet @Memles I’m liking it but getting real “twitter is not real life” vibes
Retweeted by Drew Proctor @adup512 @barredindc lol when your snitch tag backfiresMy #Oscars review so far: https://t.co/vxUJ3YMeM7 @ScottMendelson How I’ve seen reactions breakdown: Has a Letterboxd account: loves it Doesn’t know what Letterboxd is: bored @Memles I’m liking it but getting real “twitter is not real life” vibesRose twitter is gonna be real pissed about Chloe Zhao's winSo :checking notes: the #Oscars this year are: -actually "fun" -the worst yet -intimate and compelling -painfully… https://t.co/bObAvaYrvW
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4/26
2021
@Devin_Heroux does the ice crew stay the same between events or do the worlds have a different group? @lindseyisabot join me on curling twitter https://t.co/jmTzTK51C4
4/25
2021
@lindseyisabot if twitter isn't people refusing to come to terms that personalities aren't static and clinging on t… https://t.co/4WQTnK4SnQ
4/24
2021
the founders never intended for twitter https://t.co/5YCY1f0GMu
4/23
2021
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4/22
2021
@Learnonaut well that’s their problem—it’s not called Sony+ @Learnonaut I’m surprised to learn Sony doesn’t have its own streaming service that I have to subscribe toit's the early 2000s all over again https://t.co/5EXLeQzIcXahem https://t.co/NbBhd72FQQ
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4/21
2021
@lindseyisabot so strange that one exception @lindseyisabot wild that this works as a tweet for now or from a year ago
4/20
2021
@barredindc I run the “keep it on if walking in crowded area, off if nobody else around” plan @Learnonaut Take that back Bryan. You know Marvel’s Katy would be a perfect fit for the Wolverine world.
4/19
2021
@barredindc It’s when you get into cutting the quarter into smaller pieces that I start rolling my eyes
4/17
2021
@lindseyisabot https://t.co/WHFitDm0ET @lindseyisabot even Jordan beat you @lindseyisabot but can you approve though @EmojiTetra Left! https://t.co/Mh58gswb8f @EmojiTetra https://t.co/dNieWx0qdn @EmojiTetra Go left! Unclog the hole! ◽◽◽🐟🐟◽◽ ◽◽◽🐟🐟◽◽ Next ◽◽◽◽◽◽◽ 🐳 ◽◽◽◽◽◽◽ 🐳 🥈🥈🥇🥇◽◽◽ 🐳🐳 🐡🥈🥇🥇🐬🐬🐬🔥 🐡🥈🐬🐬🐬🐌🐌🔥 🐡🐡🐡🐬🐌◽… https://t.co/ms0UQH53Dp @kassianistavro @EricHaywood Honestly, I'll start a Kickstarter to reboot just that scene of The Wire so we can get… https://t.co/QuExeXR9Mxif you're about to say "I've never hated my life/lost my cool in a budget meeting" you're a liar and just go ahead and block mewho amongst us https://t.co/l23Liq2Jew
4/16
2021
@lindseyisabot and then…what if we did even more TV late @lindseyisabot but…what if we did more tv @lindseyisabot and still lost!
4/15
2021
Every article about J&J should include the sentence “There have been more Air Bud movies than people harmed by the… https://t.co/zgEw3ZkPim
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4/13
2021

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