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Shamelessly live your dream gosh dang it I’m rooting for you // this is 1 big satirical and hyperbolical joke that I made up pls remember that //insta: Keally22

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Joined Twitter 10/30/17


My house has so many god damn spiders what do I doHad 2 screen record this bc no one sends me clips https://t.co/YzrL4qBAmLDo u ever look at ur significant other happily minding their own business and just get the most intense urge to fuc… https://t.co/KupzoI1pdI @Keefler_Elf Have u tried smoking a dirty bowl while u heat up a dab? Makes u judge yourself but worth itGonna go down my venmo feed and comment “👀” on transactions between random people I went to hs with who I haven’t t… https://t.co/haXegyBZKB @X_BonerGarage_X @H_crandall22 These bitches love Kenny @H_crandall22 https://t.co/ipkZDragCN Ya boy two tangs, beautiful night u know?? @lakesho11 I had an entire caption about how I bought these to run to the frat next door and steal beers from their… https://t.co/LNGW56mKnyI call these my pregame pants bc you can go hands free while you do your makeup https://t.co/gnQXdFQryS @skylermaybe Fuck that looks so goodGoing on a jog, so what if it’s to the corner store and I come back with a handful of twisted teas and a blue mad dog?I’m not saying it was right, but i am saying it worked https://t.co/5Uss1NYcNE @clur19 Well it worked didn’t itIf I ever try to say that my best friend doesn’t fit the stereotype of girls who live in the PNW, show me this pict… https://t.co/sPuR7ajmvh
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @honeysriracha_ Eat meI couldn’t find my dog for 5 minutes and it turns out I’m the worst person in the world and put the vacuum too clos… https://t.co/l2W6G25R74
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @crider_rian @tylerbrownmedia I’m dead😂😭Listen if u want to my Spotify wrapped, it’s pretty decent https://t.co/ncXhKVn8Fv https://t.co/mJsOWFS14CMy number 1 Spotify song this year was Fleetwood Mac’s say you love me live in 1980 in Wichita Kansas LMFAO https://t.co/jrNAMQWbmKSketti squash https://t.co/6uGRxK8RHbhttps://t.co/sinYfBfUD3
12/2
2020
@jmariannne Not pictured: me scooping out the seeds directly into a hole in a raised bed hoping maybe I’ll have a winter miracleSketti squash https://t.co/x91fmk2IqM @coochwooch Me @kayletsmeow Counted my reply to their reply I think I texted u a copyI couldn’t find my dog for 5 minutes and it turns out I’m the worst person in the world and put the vacuum too clos… https://t.co/l2W6G25R74How many times can u report a sorority to nationals before nationals takes you off the mailing list bc I’m at 2.5 a… https://t.co/CAgjFY8Xgu @KastenSarah I LOVE UGod I want a Costco hotdog rn @FireBeets A person who needs potato adviceMy bf and I have been drinking tea and stretching by the Christmas tree every night and not only does it make my he… https://t.co/k4A2XkfkzA @GabriellaPariss SAME LMFAO it’s a couple year long commitment it’s my lifeI’m an adult I can eat candy whenever I want https://t.co/X5t5maczBoGod damn it you call the air fryer the airy f one fucking time and u lose a mutual... no potato wedges 4 u babyGarlic Rosemary Jojos in the airy f baby https://t.co/YqqZBvVDeHJust all around flawless timing on this pic https://t.co/YL5sRMU4a3 @jasminericegirl Baby I love you @flowergal666 Yup am dead @chraxl What’s thatSub to me on https://t.co/d6Ra0foDUs and lets talk about dinner and weed :’)I bought a bag of potatoes, what should I turn them into for dinner? https://t.co/6jinbwiViO
12/1
2020
@beveyhills We have less than 2 hours for me to get u written up and then for us to have a glorious revival @Hoft__Daddy It’s an ethics class I can’t lie😂😂 I’m writing about something that happened but in the grand scheme o… https://t.co/qWJVu9GUKvI have 2.5 hours and I can’t think of a time ive dicked over a coworker oh god https://t.co/tuBiIyhoh5NOT BE DISCOVERING A PAPER DUE IN A COUPLE HOURS RN @despickle IT GIVES ME CONFIDENCE I NEVER HADThe “uh ah uh” in Miley’s Bad Karma is my sexual awakening and will be a turning point in my lifehttps://t.co/p4ILOZwgXXSo ur telling me I can spend 3 hours without breathing trimming my plants but I can’t get up and take a shower? Ok brain... okThere’s no limit to how many tea bags you can have in ur cup at once. I don’t have time to drink multiple glasses s… https://t.co/bwAtF8rzXJ
Retweeted by Kels🖤Today is a good day to just declare that u feel pretty and roll with that ego boostIf u know u know https://t.co/AEodZI7G0z
Retweeted by Kels🖤What’s ur favorite iPhone game and will I like it more than bricks and balls https://t.co/LcdODRZOZVWhat is Santa going to bring your dog this year? I need suggestions for toys or grooming products or bedding or a… https://t.co/J2kBN2GJOi @cal_gif Your approval means everything to me 😤🥰There’s no limit to how many tea bags you can have in ur cup at once. I don’t have time to drink multiple glasses s… https://t.co/bwAtF8rzXJNEWS! I have finally opened up an Etsy shop and am currently adding listings for painted jean jackets that I have d… https://t.co/aYesxGwoY0
Retweeted by Kels🖤And these boys https://t.co/ezqE2Dv34HFeeling like an official plant lady https://t.co/of4rZUTqncShoutout Facebook marketplace https://t.co/BSXdUcBHN8using 12yrold kids’ public prezis to write research papers >>
Retweeted by Kels🖤This week, we want to introduce you to @keally22! On Fanhouse, Kels will be posting content she hopes will be more… https://t.co/wd7GXgbhho
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11/30
2020
@kimmythatgirl AND ITS SO CUTEHelpGenuinely though do I just commit and go for the big one or be reasonable and get the second biggest one… https://t.co/eIHQV373h1 @discpix I’ve watched this 700 times I love it the way they look the first time it cuts to them stacked on top of e… https://t.co/V6nwKuQA0bI have been waiting for this branch to open since I bought this plant in the summer and now it finally is 🥺 https://t.co/tUHVlsODHC @clur19 Damn I honestly felt like mine was a shockingly good price but that’s amazing wtf @clur19 Idk if it was a special or not but each piece was 79 cents I was beyond thrilledIf u know u know https://t.co/AEodZI7G0z @jasminericegirl Absolutely without a doubt @jasminericegirl I love itI got a new plant shelf you know what this means, I need a LOT more plants to fill it out!! Subscribe to my fanhou… https://t.co/jlSHqBz77II am assembling a shelving unit all by myself for plants 🥺 this is so sexy of me https://t.co/0B9xQscyU4 @jasminericegirl I think I’m ready for the challengePOV: you are throwing a Boulder with legs his frisbee https://t.co/1fmZaPRnXj @doinkpatrol I always ate it and just assumed you shouldn’t and I was just accepting that riskI just bought my first stock and I’m looking for advice on how to manage my portfolio, finance bros please feel fre… https://t.co/QiuD5qcu2u @fanhouseapp Hello it’s me!!!🖤🖤🖤 @queenjoheen @fanhouseapp I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABYGood morning say it back 🥺 @bweems11 Is that a pothos? Mines one of these guys (found this on Google) he just doesn’t have any splits yet https://t.co/2UqrdwUpghI’m just gonna have to chop him and replant him he is too leggy https://t.co/XpfFnyRU5iI just want him to be tall and strong dang it https://t.co/yrN7ZmKkxK @kamschalk You are absolutely stunning ❤️2020, who knew you’d throw cancer into the mix too. Still smiling though. Through it all. https://t.co/kWWnaPoJdd
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @AnnaWashburn_ Send link @clur19 It’s a hunger games and winner gets to hang out w uHey friendly reminder that you don’t carb dabs. No need to touch red hot banger.... not that I would know anything… https://t.co/UOKOiPfTOY @jasminericegirl Keally22 I’m not original or good at thinking of usernames 🥺
11/29
2020
Hiiii what is the best home security system? I’m looking at ring or getting Amazon Alexa or anything. All I want is… https://t.co/v1ZcD5HqLf @KnifeDetective Hahahaha it’s my Christmas tree 😂😭Losing a lighter is one thing but losing a lighter with a toker poker is devastatingI think all situations in life deserve to have only 2 options: “Never remind me” “Ok” https://t.co/WLMFO4YXFI @emkyte91 Cant wait to sub @jasminericegirl Ur right I am 🥺🥺🥺 @maddylanier Arguably better than just the socks but not by much 😂😭😭😭 @maddylanier Was it the fancy b or just the socks or bothMy dog seeing my bf in the front yard and getting too excited to get out of my car to see him before I unclip his b… https://t.co/g70pYP3QBJAnother day of the fact that someone added me to this list being the only thing that keeps me going https://t.co/VEaZff9Vab
11/28
2020

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