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Shamelessly live your dream gosh dang it I’m rooting for you // this is 1 big satirical and hyperbolical joke to make people smile //insta: Keally22

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Joined Twitter 10/30/17


@violinbug Aren’t megaphones realAbsolutely no way in hell someone’s shoving a metal spreader inside me to literally crack my shit wide open without… https://t.co/bWG7qlMvgy @EmiReneeLong LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOYou had to be there https://t.co/8nm8pNx4I7 @carkslev HAHAHAHWHA for some ungodly reason If you were listening to the radio it finds genres so when u click it… https://t.co/I3RDZJw3jMyou know when you are about to have a panic attack but you’re at work so you can’t have one so you just shut down a… https://t.co/gGuUWDLmcn
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @Keally22 Party muffin https://t.co/sbQ42BeXI2
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @BigTucsonDad Oh my GODDDDD @SpudFella We don’t pity cats we party w catsMy boyfriends car has a party cat button https://t.co/uevlOg7yIJExisting on social media is pretty hard bc all I know about people is what they post and usually they only post the… https://t.co/zjKmih2YgfCaught a ouchie finger burn https://t.co/oklPr7VW4ARound 2 https://t.co/0hryFXmXOAYour kidding me 😩😩😩 https://t.co/tApyGwZexLFirst flip https://t.co/9vxjg3kTp4My parents actually have a meat thermometer https://t.co/UljaOyQeE2Dinner at my parents house means I’m cooking the steaks for dinner 😈😈 https://t.co/WmImtgQt8hLook at these babies https://t.co/52NB0e9FwnChasing Mac in my parents backyard https://t.co/4DtPlL5bmU @Browtweaten @dave_cactus @coolauntV @AndrewsNotFunny @chuuew @blade_funner God ur an angel
2/27
2021
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Retweeted by Kels🖤 @JConeNDaZone Yeah their expensive as FUCK. My brother had access to one last year for once of his classes and I wish I could have that rnWhat’s a bitch gotta do to get a Bloomberg terminal around here @clur19 Not in the last 12 minutes u didn’t and for that I am sad @clur19 You can ft me and dance topless on a table lets not limit ourselves hereMy dad calls me kelly bear copper hair which I can only imagine is the polite way of saying this @keefler_elf Valid points have been madeIt’s like looking in a mirror https://t.co/gvFrXKnKEP @AndrewsNotFunny I’m mad this is funny @AJ_Annoys_You That’s too simple and easy why would they do something logical @AndrewsNotFunny Shut up oh my godone of my best friends ghosted me out of the blue a few years ago and to this day every time i see his name it make… https://t.co/meEVwAy562
Retweeted by Kels🖤In case you were wondering here are my all time top 2 favorite beans https://t.co/Gq4DUTwQk2 @HotGirltm RIGHT @h0e_Biden STOP LMFAO @cal_gif I’ve been on this hell app since 7th grade and it’s gone thru so many phases @honeysriracha_ Not even to mention last week I had 2 people pop up on my Facebook friend suggestions who’s last na… https://t.co/dI6TNejmTz @honeysriracha_ WERE LIVIN @YourLilAsian SEE THERE IS SOMETHING ENTHRALLING ABOUT IT @showmetheyamz RIGHT like how u can call back an email @honeysriracha_ I’m fucking crying laughing @honeysriracha_ I was convinced you started it for a minute and we were posers but you started bubby which by the w… https://t.co/KRy79801kO @honeysriracha_ YES WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN AT THE TABLES AND I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER SHOWING U DURING STUDY TABLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHOk the problem is we initially hated it so much to where it became a thing and now years later the bean is sentimen… https://t.co/tkLouYUfy7 @ggnewco I love u so muchWhat’s the nickname your significant other calls you and why? Christmas 2018 my bf asked me to pick out a necklace… https://t.co/k8uV9lVcu7 @ggnewco Ross $4 they have an entire cheech and chong line HAHAHA I’ll get u one next time I go @cal_gif It would literally just put quotes around your tweet but I could add or change anything I wanted @cal_gif Oh my god yes before instead of the way it looks now if you tweeted I like dogs it would show as my tweet… https://t.co/8yTywoRcmIThe look vs the dude rebuilding the fence who just watched and heard me sing Mac’s elaborate morning potty song https://t.co/0jJZEQJWIq @cal_gif Even when you could edit quote tweets that was a lawless land @MadisonBeckste3 Oh my godddddOn today’s episode of my smoothies that could power an entire kindergarten class for 3 hours https://t.co/nzh6SVHToK @QJoheen Gonna sit here and watch him spring back like nothing happenedLook at this dude throwing a fit bc he moved 2 feet upwards on his rack https://t.co/6Q4iHGUgsJheart paths! heart paths! https://t.co/8cYmhuyEdM
Retweeted by Kels🖤Goddamit did reddit crash again @carkslev The absolute menace to society it would cause is horrifying and I’m glad Twitter is aware of it. They alr… https://t.co/KmHrSOZoomAn edit button would absolutely destroy this app. No one needs the power to make one wholesome tweet about dogs, l… https://t.co/PM2yjscJJhEvery weekday at 5 am my bf leaves for work and tells Mac to hold down the fort and protect momma and every day hou… https://t.co/lAoRLrkijQIf you did Deca u know the quality of your sketches didn’t matter and I’m crying laughing thinking abt all the mock… https://t.co/rSHam1TSwlSomeone will find this funny https://t.co/9wAbfW2UnHBuying gauchos now and posting 47 pics to my Insta in them so when gen z brings them back I’ll be ahead of the gameI’m looking at you buzzfeed and fuckjerry https://t.co/8XzYDBfKxDWeird how we were all forced to be okay with BuzzFeed writers taking our tweets, Tumblr posts, and selfies and gett… https://t.co/yF4gTY95Fu
Retweeted by Kels🖤Double long story short I just want to make someone’s dream come true and this is something that is extremely heavy… https://t.co/UlnWE0mylpLong story short I would rather give someone their final wish of being buried with loved ones than mess around on C… https://t.co/fzaR5HHhtQ @emrad206 No you are omg🥺We already spoke w the cemetery and they do not buy back plots and told us we have to find a buyer and I know this… https://t.co/WMkmoDbfcSThis sounds terrible but these are the things you gotta prepare for and all I want is to find someone who desires t… https://t.co/HBXMShiuhDSo I guess now before I spent about a year putting genuine effort into selling these plots to someone, if anyone ha… https://t.co/lsLxM5hmWSSo today my dad and grandparents went to a cemetery to buy new plots; but the catch is in 1970 my grandparents spen… https://t.co/1Q7lpntuJnhttps://t.co/flfyn79wTqhttps://t.co/Z8AGwy5Q8Qhttps://t.co/4ieO4W82AGSomehow I want this frame by frame tattooed oh my body https://t.co/0lNbxkMneu
2/26
2021
@carkslev RIGHT @AndrewsNotFunny @HotGirltm ey Im the one who knows any word is a good word and you are the one resenting a word fo… https://t.co/xJ9uid9CfaSome of you are lovely :’) https://t.co/9Mq6ip4lvr @cal_gif I’m just a doorknob looking to be guzzled @AndrewsNotFunny @HotGirltm Hey Im the one who knows any container is a good container and your the one resenting a… https://t.co/DaHypfMpfU @HotGirltm Told you this would make people feel better about themselves @clur19 I’m doing my bestIf your having a bad day today at least your not eating eggs with steak seasoning out of a crown royal glass https://t.co/EBt4dDCzmW @jasminericegirl Torn between proud and speechless @jasminericegirl STOP OH MY GODBold subheadings? Niiiiiice Underlined subheadings? Clean and crisp Bold and underlined subheadings? Get it toge… https://t.co/qBesiNe3J6you just had to be there https://t.co/Aa8TWOPsKF
Retweeted by Kels🖤not a christian but i regularly cry in the car to Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift and that's basically the same thing as going to church
Retweeted by Kels🖤Mac Miller's "The Spins" makes its first ever appearance on the US Spotify chart today (#196).
Retweeted by Kels🖤Good morning I just woke up and rolled over to see this https://t.co/OW0THisR4Y @cedef13 NOOOOOOOOOO that’s the worst. We would have to refill giant dispensers of teas and lemonades and I fucked… https://t.co/SKAqy4CTX8You ever finish closing and as your putting the mop bucket away spill the entire god damn thing bc I’ve officially… https://t.co/4JbfS3T8HvThe WA State House just voted to ban private prisons in WA state. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Come on Senate, your next!!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @lores_truly It’s down to 168 I believe rn and tomorrow is gonna be nuts
2/25
2021
@FurryOso It’s changing rapidly I personally think it may dip again but I have 0 knowledge Im not a professionalHE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL https://t.co/BSK4oE3fzw
Retweeted by Kels🖤 @badgirIkiki https://t.co/81ZgKi5Zhd Have u heard this versionI’m stressed LMFAOYes I am about to throw up https://t.co/ejeSRwelEh
2/24
2021

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