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Jon Kean @keanotherapy Bradford-on-Avon, England

Deputy Ed & Live Reviews Ed @Bristolinstereo - words at LTW Mag, London/Berlin In Stereo, Line of Best Fit, GIITV and At The Barrier. Dad. Husband. LFC. Crisps.

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@MartinRossiter Love Me Tondu
7/3
2020
@BigJeffJohns The Texans really need to stop, collaborate and listen. @Roxannemusic @BBCBreakfast @KTTunstall Chirpy Charlie also misses the point that intelligent people with curious m… https://t.co/7LVgdvazTU @Early90sIndie Love Your Money by Daisy Chainsaw and Which Way Should I Jump by The Milltown Brothers.
7/2
2020
@KTTunstall @jowhiley @BBCRadio2 https://t.co/Fgo95LKbUT @CaddysWmc Great fun. I’d love to read similar for Gareth Southgate, Phil Neville, Roberto Martinez and Manuel Pellegrini. @MrAlecBowman @josienneclarke She’s properly reaching for that big knife... @josienneclarke https://t.co/ix8ZYvK5xY @josienneclarke https://t.co/q3hTUyunor
6/30
2020
@AndrewKean1 @BBC6Music @freshnet @shaunwkeaveny Piggybacking my brother’s Tweet, I’d love you to play ‘Everyone Th… https://t.co/np9SSZl4KB @katerusby @thecure Is there a Goth-inspired video to come?
6/29
2020
@simontucker1979 Nice. Maybe Lizzo for similar reasons. What would the spirit biscuit of The Cure? @simontucker1979 Good shout. I was thinking Slade. Who would necessitate a jammie dodger? @simontucker1979 I like the idea of pairing artists with the most appropriate biscuits to match. Bowie and bourbons… https://t.co/PFOnGWZao3 @MrAlecBowman @Chris_Cleverley @kenjude Just going into ALDI. Could go either way. 🖖🏼What better way to make a trip to ALDI more glorious than a bit of @samantha_whates? Brighter day indeed. 🖖🏼 https://t.co/x2VTcmjdcZ @dannykellywords Our local butcher’s dog is lethargic, ponderously oversized, aggressive and thick as mince. Just sayin’.
6/28
2020
@YesWeCrann This Way Up
6/27
2020
@WadeyWade More reviews like this needed. Did anyone else read it in the voice of Ron Manager from The Fast Show?
6/26
2020
@katerusby @BBCRadio2 Splendid news. Thoroughly well deserved. Now that you’re the A Team, who gets to be B.A. and… https://t.co/m0GWisrJo3 @quantick Looks like Hieronymous Bosch meets Cold War Steve. I’m just checking to see whether Farage and Phil Mitchell are in there. @BBC6Music @glastonbury Brown Sauce @BigJeffJohns @nickcave @glastonbury Fifteen feet of pure white oats.
6/25
2020
@josienneclarke @MrAlecBowman Have you managed to sneak a small fork back into the big forks yet? @marcrileydj What about all that thrashing around in a stagnant pool of stinky boasts he managed at #PMQs today? @josienneclarke @MrAlecBowman I Used To Be Pedantic And Then I Forgot.
6/24
2020
@BBC6Music @BigJeffJohns @laurenlaverne @BBC6Music Fanfare by Eric Matthews, please. @philllewellyn Jamie George
6/21
2020
Retweet for a chance to win! The prize is TWO Bands FC Frightened Rabbit shirts Available to order, with worldwi… https://t.co/1ZnRHoFpBu
Retweeted by Jon Kean @YesWeCrann We’ve never met, but having heard your Mum and Dad talk about your football coverage with such pride, t… https://t.co/peIXniGPnq @CuriousUkTelly This Life
6/20
2020
@katerusby Let’s Get Married by The Proclaimers? A song by The Cardigans?
6/17
2020
On Dylan Thomas by Better Oblivion Community Center, they sing of taking a shower at The Bates Motel. @BBC6Music #nationalanthem @HelenJMacdonald Tell me there’s an Enid Blyton statue somewhere with a gathering mob of angry sausages round it.Has an @LFC fan ever been more proud of a @ManUtd player? Thank you, @MarcusRashford for your contribution to makin… https://t.co/2vKCNzzBQe
6/16
2020
@awlilnatty Helen Marriage @NickJWReilly What is it with Nigels? @MichaelAHann Paranoid Ormondroyd. @DGGfilm @AFGANGAF @markearcher24 @lindsaymelbo @TomWellerEditor @DanMoranColor Thank you for making this documenta… https://t.co/FjCvY8BkhF
6/15
2020
Listening to ‘Yesterday’s Gone’ by @LoyleCarner for the first time in ages. Wondering what took me so long and whet… https://t.co/sHr3jP6SYh
6/14
2020
@AidanJohnMoffat @BorisJohnson Barnard Castle CCTV ought to resolve this matter. @josienneclarke The sort of ‘Basics’ range meat that’s described as ‘mechanically recovered’? @josienneclarke They’re an offence to offensiveness, @josienneclarke They are very silly people, aren’t they? #slackmindsmatter @heidistephens Have to say, I’m just a smidgeon curious now.I’m definitely late to the party on this one, but Big Jupe by @nicholsonheal on @BreakfastRecs is a bloody marvellous album. 🖖🏼 @KTTunstall @BBCLater With a more rocked-out feeling of ‘That’s Entertainment’ and a more fecked-off feeling of ‘Just Like Heaven’. 🖖🏼
6/13
2020
A quick thank you to @KTTunstall. I’d forgotten what an absolute tuuune “I Don’t Want You Now” is until I had a spl… https://t.co/I2bQ9AZ2LH @josienneclarke Happy days. I played that album wot you made on lovely clear vinyl today and it enhanced the quality of my existence.Humans are late to the discussion on statues of dubious historical figures. Birds have been passing judgement on them for decades.
6/11
2020
@steve_lamacq @AFGANGAF @idlesband Even Tarquin likes crochet.
6/10
2020
@MrAlecBowman I think Dwayne could heal the world. https://t.co/P606SHP1eh
6/6
2020
@IVW_UK Bezos.
5/29
2020
@CaitlinEScott So from next week, people can do what people round our way have been doing for the last fortnight.
5/28
2020
@MrAlecBowman Three Men And A Baby? @RishiSunak Lack of taste is a symptom of Covid, lad.
5/27
2020
I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle https://t.co/QHuuxirL63
Retweeted by Jon KeanWho knew that the story about Barnard Castle could be described as completely Barnard Castle? https://t.co/qqgL7WUBi2
5/26
2020
@MartinRossiter And which joker told him that he wasn’t a risk to the general public? @sleafordmods What would Cummings’ F.A. Cup Final song (equivalent of Ossie’s Dream) be?
5/25
2020
@scottygb “Idea for a new TV series entitled ‘Washington D.C.’ Shady government ventriloquist, Dominic Cummings, ta… https://t.co/4GHgmr13uV @CleanCutKid Positively throbbing.‘Idea for a new feature film entitled “Bull Durham”. Kevin Costner plays a veteran spin doctor who’s hired to coach… https://t.co/BImNRoaY48 @larrybartleet Outegrity? @JonnElledge @s_w_s_l Ironic that the PM has thrown the Transport Secretary under the bus. @MartinRossiter @BorisJohnson Is Dominic Cumming, or is it Boris’ Johnson?Just off out to play football with my son. There’s a perfectly good park just round the corner, but Google tells me… https://t.co/QkfW905yiy @Harry_Moore_ Some say he looks pissed off here, but as a still photo, it really looks like he’s had a disco biscui… https://t.co/YelrsHQKoU
5/24
2020
@BigJeffJohns The Stroker
5/23
2020
@chris_mandle Is she Ukrainian, younger than him and cohabiting in the static home?
5/22
2020
How’s Big Brave Bill doing during lockdown, @katerusby ? @katerusby @DeeOKaneBanjO @HelpMusiciansUK I’ve put reserved signs out on the sofa.Does anyone else hear the Prime Minister spouting figures at #primeministersquestions and have the urge to shout, “… https://t.co/NmiADCstbN
5/20
2020
@RhonddaBryant @Keir_Starmer Indeed. The story basically reads, “Politician in filial devotion generosity shocker.” @steveharleyCR Couldn’t believe the size of the crowd? @nadineshah @Keir_Starmer The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich. @FelicityHannah ‘i’ before ‘e’, except after ‘K’.
5/17
2020
@CaitlinEScott Go with it. Let the tears roll. Keep drinking and keep watching. I’m really enjoying it. I think we… https://t.co/dULL3bmTQt @CaitlinEScott The wine, or Normal People? @DrownedinSound Craig or Charlie Reid.
5/13
2020
An anagram of ‘stay alert, control the virus, save lives’ is ‘Let astray virulent cohorts. Save evils’.… https://t.co/VNrifxsdPB
5/10
2020
@DrownedinSound I Used To Be Sad But Then I Forgot by @MrAlecBowman
5/8
2020
@DrownedinSound Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie. @MrAlecBowman Tron? @MrAlecBowman I suppose it cos it’s kinda not too bad, in some ways.
5/5
2020
@darlingside But I did wonder this once. It just turned out that I needed to change my underpants more often. @darlingside I know I’m no doctor. @_billy_nomates @invadauk Invada Redcords sounds like an American Football team. And spelling’s over-rated anyway. @laurasnapes A global pandemic of Billy Ray Cyrus and now this news? 2020 just gets worse.
5/4
2020
@Gercha_ @BBC6Music @themarkrad @StuartMaconie @BBCSounds May the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob. @BBC6Music @themarkrad @StuartMaconie @BBCSounds Papa’s Got A Brand New Pigbag by Pigbag. @BBC6Music @themarkrad @StuartMaconie @BBCSounds National Shite Day by Half Man Half Biscuit has the lyrics “Fat ki… https://t.co/FC96SczfDY @BBC6Music @themarkrad @StuartMaconie @BBCSounds The Manics covering The Theme from M*A*S*H or Do You Love Me by Br… https://t.co/uBpX5TqecJ
5/3
2020
@Early90sIndie First Gig - The Wedding Present Last Gig - Tungz Favourite gig - The Cure Most seen - LAU Worst gig… https://t.co/SiQogeNXZ1
5/2
2020
@AFGANGAF Either ‘Nothing Ever Happens’ or ‘Always Poor, Never Bored’. @weddingpresent I am hugely relieved to read that. @MrAlecBowman It’s going to be bigger than The Beatles. @Gaxophone @weddingpresent But would DLG have ever used the double exclamation mark? @Jo_Casey @weddingpresent It was spotted on a delightful outing to Aldi in Trowbridge.
5/1
2020

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