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@ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG I just think we all need to normalize being nicer to each other. Or at the very lea… https://t.co/VnGc7D0hll @ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG fact that it’s their life and their choice and even if people don’t agree with it,… https://t.co/YwNP0uN8RX @ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG I don’t believe that people would put themselves through so much physical and emoti… https://t.co/DAImQuZwzx @ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG But if a group of people all truly feel that they were born that way and they go th… https://t.co/4onsm80gMl @robertcattell1 https://t.co/zzL5ke7jp0 @IAmAnthonyYoung Good answer! @ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG I know what an analogy is. Analogies typically help people better understand someth… https://t.co/J00q7JkDyo @JustATexanGal @ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG So absurd. @ThereUGoAgen @KyloElsa @RepMTG You really don’t see the difference between the two? Or you are just trying to trol… https://t.co/iYdOdb7BSE @marcia4justice Lol. Deal! I told my husband that I put him at a Nicholas Cage level of acting and he told me that’… https://t.co/A66L0bxKEu @Donny52291554 I haven’t seen that! What genre is it? I will have to look on IMDB and see if I recognize anything! @PeterWader @moparoyal 🤣😂🤣 I’d be down with that hangout sesh. Maybe we could throw the Lombardi trophy around from yacht to yacht. @Donny52291554 Google told me it’s her dad! I’m not familiar with him! @Donny52291554 I’m not sure who that is! Gotta go look! Relation to Laura Dern??? @moparoyal @PeterWader He’s the goat! That wasn’t his idea. He doesn’t need his balls deflated. 😂🤣😂 https://t.co/OqUwqw3xYz @marcia4justice https://t.co/VLSEvVBmnk @PeterWader @moparoyal Lol. My heart is huuuuge! Plenty of love for Brady. ❤️ https://t.co/cYX0NzITgl @moparoyal @PeterWader Thank you! 🥰 I can handle it...I think. Lol. My Mom and I have this argument every super bow… https://t.co/g3l89gB8eN @PeterWader @moparoyal Lmao! I’ve failed you. https://t.co/utb3dmAU5s @moparoyal @PeterWader OMG. Guuuyyyyyyssssss! Don’t hate me but I love Tom Brady! https://t.co/mLHLv9tSPe @PeterWader @moparoyal Damnnnn. Tough crowd! I think I might avoid the article and try to live in the land of ignorance being bliss. 😫Add on... OVERRATED! https://t.co/g4I267p8X7 @moparoyal @PeterWader Lol. Perhaps! 🤣😂🤣 I know he was in something dumb with will Ferrell. I can’t think of anythi… https://t.co/EB6PgJlvyI @PeterWader https://t.co/3ota8ewuWY @jimlonergan LOLOL. Yaaaaaassss! The perfect gif, too! @moparoyal @PeterWader Lol. You know, I can’t really even remember anything he’s been in, I’ve just always been a fan. Damn! @PeterWader @moparoyal Ohhhhh no! First Dr. Seuss was ruined for me this week and now this?!?! https://t.co/QnFGm9Lfsx @REALDEALDELC0 Is that for real a rumor??? I’ve never heard that! @moparoyal @PeterWader You don’t like Mark, either?!?!?I'd make you sigh so hard.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @liewbob I was never into Clint Eastwood, either! I don’t know Vincent...or I don’t know him by name. Have to go look him up... @PeterWader Omg! Noooo! I LOVE mark wahlberg!!! https://t.co/F1aozkNGW6Who is known as an excellent actor that you think is completely overrated? My turn: Tom Hanks!The bar has never been lower on what is considered as intelligence.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnDon’t be afraid to ask for help if you need it. Don’t be scared to reach out for support when you could use some. M… https://t.co/S3byNTCzNs
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnGet in, we’re going to Dairy Queen https://t.co/rHPJG99kYK
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnOne word, what do you need?
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @Luscious_Vibe EffortHow to clean a mini-blind: Step 1: Just throw it away and buy a new one.
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2/25
2021
Seems a weeeeee bit extreme but ok, ok, I will NOT hit the back button. 🤣😂🤣😂 https://t.co/w1AFHyG0YC @moparoyal https://t.co/ExESKlpQFF @moparoyal Lol. I’m glad it wasn’t just me!!! I felt like such an asshole, too. How did she respond? My person didn… https://t.co/LUIsQiGByQ @moparoyal Lmao. Did you mean to or did it just come out? Usually I have more etiquette than saying “cute engageme… https://t.co/WdEooBarAqSomeone got engaged shortly after me. She showed me her ring and I told her it was “cute.” I wasn’t trying to sound… https://t.co/HQ608ADENLme: what do you think about wind turbines? friend: huge fan me: woah you’re an expert
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnIf fields of corn don't freak you out I guess you were probably raised in Nebraska
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnForgive and forget??? No! I will fight you GOT style into the ground and then dump your ashes into the sewer where you belong.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @SashMoon83 @iamstphn @RfrankToo https://t.co/cNYWlhfmGFHim: Don't come over here with that bullshit! Me: https://t.co/qvmucQlpWB
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnThe number 13 seems to be stalking me...I hate the number 13!How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On#ThoughtForTheDay #TrustYourInstincts https://t.co/qmpkmJ0oqm
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnDon’t mess up someone’s peace because you can’t find yours.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @iamstphn Lol. Why is that?!?!Today is the 12 year anniversary of when I broke our TV by throwing the Wii remote at it during Wii bowling and my… https://t.co/LEqz9sKgV8
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @painting_tlc Ummmmm. Probably. Curiosity killed the cat. @ClassDojo I don’t see the post “specific to promoting the sweepsteaks” #classdojosweepsAre you episode 2? because you sound like a Netflix documentary right now @NotSpecialBitch @the_panda23_ Love this gif! Haven’t seen it before!Everyone walks this planet as vessels of memories filled with joy and pain and longing hiding behind eyes that want… https://t.co/JwCw3dgzwy
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnThe problem is we're a culture obsessed with sequels.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnMy tweets are all over the place because I like to keep you guessing. Is she funny? Is she sad? Does she have 12 bodies in her basement?
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnFall in love with someone who will never stop flirting with you.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @TheL0stB0y_ I saw this yesterday and thought it was brilliant.. it's not mine, but, I sure could send it it a few… https://t.co/GXaS8B3HjR
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @TheL0stB0y_ Life???? 😫What's it called when the same people keep letting you down?
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @spiritualSab I think it’s a Libra thing, too. https://t.co/YXeuxflGWGYou deserve someone who has the same high vibe, emotional intelligence and depth. Someone who shares your absolute… https://t.co/GB70sAcUdU
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnImagine being near someone you can't get enough of
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @Three21Donna @JamesMi16380770 @MoneyPail Who is it?I want to spend 99% of my day sleeping? What about y"all?
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @MagicalOverload Ooooo. So tough! Cookies, I think!!!I don't know who created this but there you go. https://t.co/81qMCXNZ9r
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @KimKardashian A lot of fucking weirdos posting unsolicited advice that doesn’t make sense on this thread. 😳Pretty sure I’ve exceeded my quota of “historical events” for one lifetime.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @FillWerrell 100 times a day because they bait you with those articles and then you totally forget why you were there in the first place!"wtf was I about to Google" https://t.co/IFix3wOZrq
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnAlright Wednesday, let’s do this!I’m putting the hand soap on the other side of the sink just to feel alive.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnWhen connections are real, they never die. Real connections live forever.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @McClaneJohn2 Is there really a non-weird person out there????? https://t.co/UtPwX37yHDI never set out to be the villain but here I am, so let’s party.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnWork for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnWhat if adults ran from room to room like kids do?
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @iGreenGod 🤣😂 https://t.co/HcnSZipHthNobody ever tells what the best thing before sliced bread was
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @Rebooted_Twice Nope!https://t.co/Jab2gVI01S
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Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnThat's smart business 😂 https://t.co/uzgBDfQyo7
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnAn important message: https://t.co/VrjGgBz2vB
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnValue anyone who supports you with nothing to gain.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnDon’t have many bad habits Just Addicted to you
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren Onhttps://t.co/jDBDNAGcnz @LisaPoppenberg https://t.co/yb9glS00Lh
2/24
2021
Betty is right; don't cook tonight. Support a local small business on #TakeoutTuesday #SmallBusiness #shoplocal https://t.co/aBub2XcCUy
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren OnThe longer you wait on the future, the shorter it will be.
Retweeted by Keep Calm and Lauren On @LisaPoppenberg People don’t suddenly lose all of their faults just because they die. It’s tragic and awful that he… https://t.co/ZkO1i5l60N
2/23
2021

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