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Ko-Fi: https://t.co/Ahv00mG2YE Writer, Editor, Scientist, Post-apocalyptic trans man. Editor of @GlitterShipSF http://t.co/pOZUVxHW8O

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Obama picked two Republicans and almost had *three* before Judd Gregg backed out — which would’ve been the most opp… https://t.co/0ydMupJIYR
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Please look at this groundhog extremely enjoying this cat bath. When the cat stops for a second and the groundhog… https://t.co/xdV9rK94e1
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10/21
2020
@MattFnWallace My old insurance covered it, so this was extra bs. I would have told then not to bother if I'd knownSurprise! My health insurance no longer covers the cpap supplies I now owe $400 forTEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH https://t.co/5XLHHC5uuh @JazdzewskiTara My favorite part of this is that you can even use some of the really small towns as a pronunciation… https://t.co/tFkLel5R6Q @weredawgz what's killing me is that some of these people would be (rightfully) lining up to yeet him into the sun… https://t.co/Ohua3zFDliSuddenly people out here hemming and hawing about if it's inappropriate to multitask on your dick and work activiti… https://t.co/7h06joFwR4I don't know why everyone is blathering on about excuses for Toobin and yammering on about the possibility that com… https://t.co/qTVvWWkMpG @MattFnWallace holy shit what a novel concept i hope hollywood calls you immediatelyRush Limbaugh is on the way out for reals? Fucking finally.I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there is no such thing as pre-existing conditions. It is an invention of h… https://t.co/M8PLQHPTwY
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)I understand the argument that it's unhealthy for a new administration to investigate the previous administration.… https://t.co/ISfuV8JVR2
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)None of these fancy venue COVID-baiting shenanigansI just want to say that yes, Alex and I are getting married next month, but it's going to be us with masks and the… https://t.co/xZbeEpdqbL @ferretthimself Anything past like g I have to sing the alphabet song in my head to properly orderShe was in her 30's. Please wear a mask and keep social distancing. Anyone can die from coronavirus. A Texas wom… https://t.co/wxCNBkYoUa
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Yesterday, we ended up having to go @MethodistHosp Willobrook's ER due to Nicci suddenly experiencing sharp and con… https://t.co/IQwrtEo4fD
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @HillaryMonahan I would absolutely not. Also I would probably hide inside and never go outside again. @NMamatas Burlington? But honestly that guess is only because I grew up near a Burlington and knew there was anothe… https://t.co/A8U1PgvUvd @snarkbat Hoping for you to get a fat paycheck soonSomeone should really hire me to do FT accessibility work for a corporation. I am actually quite good at this.
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @hologramvin Just turning that slippery slope of theirs into a full-on water slide, I guess @NMamatas The real mistake i made in the 2000s was not getting a sword 3x the size of my body and blowing up a magical reactor, I guess.Bolivians didn’t just vote they’ve been blocking roads, fighting cops and fighting the coup regime since it began.… https://t.co/0oU3tHJTwJ
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Dog wearing mask incorrectly https://t.co/DRrNuDa446Apparently the dogs REALLY like canned peas. https://t.co/rV9D73NozRIdk who needs to hear this but you can mute yourself on Zoom and then just hold down the space bar when you want to… https://t.co/JddQ4H7tvW
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @Wiswell Bigots keep threatening people with a good time @sesmith I have never had a sticker... they never put them in absentee ballots in WA and the polls in NY just never had them either, alas @MattFnWallace It looks like a zombieHow it started: How it's going: https://t.co/HAopcV5bwb
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)4 million people were lifted out of poverty by the CARES Act. But because it was a one-time intervention without fo… https://t.co/pNJfwTkjy2
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Early voting runs from October 15-31! You can find your county's early voting sites here: https://t.co/CfnobVbmq6 https://t.co/nsHCgxIUyc
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)I don’t have words to say how much this would help my friends. $1200-odd is still not nearly enough, but it’s a sta… https://t.co/YEbP0icrIn
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @MattFnWallace I love apple pie. And there is no way @MattFnWallace I have never seen a pie i wanted to eat less than this
10/20
2020
I can barely tell the chrises apart. One of them had a nice sweater.The reason Fauci has been able to speak so freely is that he's 80 and ready to retire anyways. He has nothing to lo… https://t.co/V4UOPV0ONB
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)“Opening up the economy” is not solving the fundamental problem, which is that a lot of people don’t want to kill o… https://t.co/RBP7WaLykK
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)🎵 Wear a mask, wear a mask... is this really much to ask??? 🎶 📹 Noah Lindquist https://t.co/LCQXQtGeUl https://t.co/W4ooqRB6Mb
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)PLANTS PLANTS PLANTS PLANTS PLANTS https://t.co/R8uLBk0nzKPLANTSsssssScream the scream of phylogeneticsI will have more information on Monday about how people with large vehicles and busses can be of help! For the mean… https://t.co/1NdyIwzsA3
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Here is a link that you can use to donate to the Utah Rural project! Their goal is to hire drivers to pick up voter… https://t.co/tFIxICx9GW
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)many polling locations and ballot drop offs were taken away this election and they need rides to the ones closest t… https://t.co/fuOE8C3Orb
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)We need vehicles! We need busses, and we need help! Many of the Navajo are in remote areas and do not have cars or… https://t.co/YZj0hPou49
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Hey twitter! The Navajo nation lost their lawsuit to allow their ballots to be counted 10 days after the election b… https://t.co/OnIWjHyZwu
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @StinaLeicht Mine has been showing signs and I am like, you better damn not, I only dropped the cash bc I thought y… https://t.co/6ufUj86IRITo be clear, I’m fine. Just cranky. But those bikes are hazards for your blind neighbors and your wheelchair using neighbors .
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Hey! Non-Disabled residents of Seattle! This tweet is FOR YOU. If you see one of those red or green rental bikes… https://t.co/RMQPj5VtLj
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @MeginMorin @crablyph @HexmageMPH20 @diasporaninja Yeeep. @BBolander I am so glad he was faking it like a big faker and hope he lives for many turkey bacons to comeand now i have to go fucking sleep for ten thousand years oh, also VERG in gowanus is astonishingly affordable for… https://t.co/g85JDF0uBW
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10/19
2020
@HexmageMPH20 @crablyph @diasporaninja I got to argue against a late-term abortion ban, and we trounced the other t… https://t.co/GNKaCd0MyKTfw ur like... how is the sexual tension between kirk, spock, and bones unintentional, how @crablyph @HexmageMPH20 @diasporaninja class debates are a joke, unless you want to show that a lot of teens have a… https://t.co/nHGE6FukUNracoons wake up every day and choose anarchy
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)I don't think you understand what you're admitting too. https://t.co/mlnwwrqudy
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)I study slave history. One out of every four of my weekly therapy sessions is reserved for dealing w/ the mental… https://t.co/FdqsHE2lSY
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @UrsulaV Regardless of botulism, ah yes, get close to me with no mask and rub your dirty fingers under my eyes duri… https://t.co/OamHH9Pg3yThis dude homebrewed a fucking bioweapon and Trump/QAnon people are just letting him shoot it in their fucking face… https://t.co/SkpN4dNWLC
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)we all joke about these assholes having access to some vaguely defined "rich people medicine," drugs us poors don't… https://t.co/ZwLwrl2AGo
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE! IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Welcome to hell. https://t.co/7KP43XnV2H
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Where can I get a pin that says “if you’ve never held an iPad up to a dying patient so their loved ones can have di… https://t.co/XpO9K8Xy7S
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)This is an important story. There something very rotten running through MA State Police internal affairs, and it's… https://t.co/MZxe3sWhRU
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade. Upon arrival, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the bak… https://t.co/mt8ICX1hvu
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)"millennials" didn't kill your industry a system that starts young people an average $30k in debt, pays them less… https://t.co/hPbWNqWYQA
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Sometimes archaeology tells very specific stories about our ancestors: "Prehistoric footprints of a woman carrying… https://t.co/pEQbfg09LD
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)A thread about abortion in my books. It’s rare to see abortion mentioned in romance novels. Not unheard of, but de… https://t.co/NNlNGcSWam
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)We hear so much shit about detransitioners, but nobody talks about retransitioners, that is, folx who transition ag… https://t.co/AC5LPbc5EN
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Warning for COVID scientists: An impostor is asking scientists for an interview using the email atulgawande65@gmail… https://t.co/ULuhp90RUg
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @vastderp This dipshit freaks out and barks every time there is a doorbell on the TV. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOORBELL… https://t.co/XsYanKDlrdI was wondering if this was one of those "applying precedent leads us to this unfortunately result..." cases but, n… https://t.co/oaNzm5y81M
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @BBolander Oh God, I am so sorryIt’s not “tensions continuing between Mi’kmaq & commercial fisheries” it’s white people violently targeting Mi’kmaq… https://t.co/6qpwLFQZ9u
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)i love how this stuff is never out front when like twenty people i know said a month ago that she was a noble juris… https://t.co/WHUwh3XUSE
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)This is exactly the rhetoric that has put me, my family, and other government officials’ lives in danger while we t… https://t.co/nJnIrpYYU4
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)For some reason this made me laugh a lot. “It is doing NORMAL SUNFISH ACTIVITIES” y’all! 🙃🐟 https://t.co/baHT0uRib2
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10/18
2020
Spoopy wall https://t.co/PnYskw3cVAHe loaf https://t.co/KNEz5h4UNyIndigenous people in 60 communities across Canada have to boil their water to make it safe to drink https://t.co/tqgH1bUEPs
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Hey, @SenFeinstein? A human question from one Dem to another: why a maskless hug with Graham when there are people… https://t.co/T411BmP6lA
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)It's #NationalBossDay! As is tradition, please respond with the wildest/weirdest/worst shit a boss has pulled on you.
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Someone is going to lose their life to this terrorism, and then all we will have is another Royal Commission full o… https://t.co/qAOPQw60xe
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @sl_huang @jennyrae @BenCKinney There was a kid who kept making Skype accounts with my emailsometimes people use my email address to sign up for things that they REALLY should have used their own email for
10/17
2020
2020: https://t.co/5wzxi4MYEbFrankly, this just sums everything up. https://t.co/xUYWklFYDAVery excited to share this news! Scholastic is formally opening to unagented submissions (target age: 0-8) from BIP… https://t.co/vxwioHlEsc
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)SBU pretends to care about students' financial hardship but then take the $ back! Using graduate workers to siphon… https://t.co/hbXC1y6W1B
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @LAGilman DolphinThis is not ‘unskilled’ labour. #ThankYouFarmWorkers https://t.co/GNstKe5a3e
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)2020: https://t.co/TCpz8SHPFiIn the window https://t.co/MMkJvcDIPfInternational students with higher fees cannot even work off campus because of student visa requirements! Sign the… https://t.co/BbQ3obrcRJ
Retweeted by Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli)Ok finn https://t.co/mKeW9iUCAD
10/16
2020

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