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kelly @kelllicopter los angeles

protagonist of reality | she/her 🏳️‍🌈

499 Following   44,388 Followers   27,625 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/24/09


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4/7
2020
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Retweeted by kellywhy does every day have to be 24 hours long why can’t they be like 6 @doyalikebaileys you’re also a beautiful perfect sweetie and our differing coffee preferences will never change our friendship @doyalikebaileys sorry i don’t like drinking bitter watered down bean juicehttps://t.co/5K42NGNahM
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4/6
2020
TO THE GIRLS CUTTING THEIR OWN HAIR DURING THIS QUARANTINE you look amazing and you’ve gained a new skill i love you baby keep doin you @_ericcurtin chet porter @issonlymy3rdday i’m sorry your parents didn’t hug enough as a child but mine did so sue me for wanting a hug from my mom! @issonlymy3rdday my love language is physical touch and has been forever so no i will not detach myself from wantin… https://t.co/sOiMUOwLsfi haven’t held a hand or hugged anyone in weeks i think i might die if i don’t get gently kissed on the head soon i… https://t.co/9JQvxML9a1people who have depression https://t.co/6ReUf3TiVJ @notviking do you have two computers @notviking you live with herhell yeah queen turn up https://t.co/q82s1feJhoforgot to show you guys i have red hair now thanks quarantine! https://t.co/jTUcU4QKFH
4/5
2020
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Retweeted by kellySomeone Please Send Me $80 So I Can Buy A Legend Of Zelda Sword https://t.co/zzl2rM424UGood Afternoon I Am Thinking About Purchasing A Sword In These Trying Timesdid edward ever stop and think that maybe he couldn’t hear bella’s thoughts because she didn’t have any?
Retweeted by kellydad from onward please dm me https://t.co/XgZ5lpH0iY @robine50990379 that’s grossi’ve been talking to a boy i met on bumble for like a week or so but we haven’t seen each other because we are resp… https://t.co/v5kznsIkAW
4/4
2020
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Retweeted by kellymeatloaf is an abomination taking raw ground beef and putting in a bread pan??? psychopathic behavior. and worst of… https://t.co/LPeXQO7NTg @jodieegrace it was finesry to be this person quarantine sucks https://t.co/hZgjLDNDp0fuck twelve
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Retweeted by kellyCan’t believe I’m FaceTiming my chemical romance https://t.co/4QuahTfMG4
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4/3
2020
@jbfan911 the chocolate around his mouth, the oddly gendered mid-2000s t-shirt, the way he stares into the camera,… https://t.co/oIdYEyUsVe @ballerguy jenniferi’m bisexual that means i’m attracted to girls who look like they just descended from heaven and boys who look like… https://t.co/ldtfJweaBI
4/2
2020
@ihatethiskid @benjifckinliker wass6pok we’re done thirsting over danny phantom because he’s an actual child and instead we will start thirsting over 24… https://t.co/p5JeSY9hk8thank u all so much for your contributions i appreciate them and hope you enjoy the artand last but not least taylor requested stephen a smith so here u go https://t.co/tCUcoOT52Yrose for cooper https://t.co/RP8y1Kr7hiraccoon for liz https://t.co/3AlsTbWVo1dog for rachel https://t.co/tsgQUicUNTok these are my last ones i’m not doing any more bear for adam i think idk https://t.co/WP6VrprcEkcan’t wait to see the american girl doll they make from this pandemicok i’m done this is for faith good night world https://t.co/eh2QvUkeqb @BekahRenner i’m bad at people so here’s daphne https://t.co/KMnfQps3AHhahahahaha i’m so sorry https://t.co/bvvRMCID8oa mourning dove (i hope this is okay) for acacia https://t.co/XaT5DaqcxPbeetle for skyla https://t.co/l6WL84yYYepenguin for liltaurus doggo https://t.co/UnXrOVEKKMotter and sea turtle for chase https://t.co/pxlIW6KWzVa carrot for ellie https://t.co/GxQ2gOhB43a bearded dragon for kendra!!! https://t.co/VzjV8LAcSqa fox requested by jillian https://t.co/Ocw4WbZD41 @dj_high_dr8 7 millions dollarslmfao okay this was fun but i’m done now thank u for contributing if i have t sent you yours yet you will get it i… https://t.co/ZYvJjPsuba @manofthedice cat! https://t.co/lGvYkgF6uFa fancy o requested by olivia https://t.co/NQDobWcnaCan ear of corn requested by adam sry it’s ugly https://t.co/OgzMpCgpEH @dj_high_dr8 here u go https://t.co/zrHnC1PYk2 @dj_high_dr8 LMFAO ok got itif you venmo me a dollar (kelllicopter) i will paint anything you want here are a few things i’ve painted already!… https://t.co/92l4RVyvOp @pienar pinar i’m so sorry about this but without eyebrows you look like mark zuckerburg
4/1
2020
i’ve decided to fall in love during this quarantine since there’s nothing better to dohttps://t.co/X2cYOOG42ni made a painting for a boy. what has this quarantine done to me
3/31
2020
every time i say something bad about myself i have to apologize to them, our goddesses of self love https://t.co/LmZRAEXUZhi’m coloring who up https://t.co/0bkZiON5oEboys fuckin looooove dating the funny girl until she stops with the cute witty remarks and instead is losing her sh… https://t.co/v5aOFYpBeR @coolbutpoorguy source?
3/30
2020
@MichaelaOkla draw long furby @pissboymcgee so what @doyalikebaileys can you embroider for meok i’m tired of living in an apush dbq can we wrap this up
3/29
2020
if i saw pickle rick i would take a bite of him @HeffronDrive love you 🥺 @MargielaAddict1 @jodieegrace @Elizabetttt_ stars! they’re just like us :) @ihatethiskid kellliTOPter @ihatethiskid you called? @badboychadhoy @goodbeanaltalt a phrase said by a horny pirate @DrakePlsFuckMe don’toh to be a young person having a party https://t.co/KfaLPIbHdx
3/28
2020
would anyone like to give me a compliment i feel like i should have onequarantine is so boring i started downloading those pop-up ad games @doyalikebaileys that’s why i married a centipede
3/27
2020
when he over six feet (away from me because we’re practicing social distancing) 😩 @doyalikebaileys yeah it says the word real twiceit doesn’t take two frozen movies to tell me not to trust white men
3/26
2020
animal crossing is allowing me to live out my dream of owning a home and having a savings account @ihatethiskid hey do u wanna maybe visit each other’s islands or whatever 🥺 @nxtvxkxng i’ve been to dude’s houses who have less than this
3/25
2020
i am so sorry to disappoint but i have decided to go with a color called ginger it is molly ringwald red and i am excited @hannnnahwallace that’s what i was just looking at!!should i dye my hair purplethis is literally the only way i know what day of the week it is quarantine really fucked me up https://t.co/5YdYXVNl59https://t.co/ALJorl8HIG
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Retweeted by kellythat’s kristen wiig https://t.co/CdtOiMYkKv @joeygllghr @SJSchauer also it was a gift for your 21st birthday if you’re going to talk shit at least get your facts straight @joeygllghr @SJSchauer it was a year before broke up at least bitch
3/24
2020

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