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Comedian, writer and all around sassy pants

1,013 Following   2,407 Followers   3,969 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/26/10


Don’t live in CT? NP. Attend our virtual Cocktails & Comedy on Oct 10th 7pm (EST). Tickets $45/household. Purch… https://t.co/I4mgPLlm4c
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9/23
2020
There’s nothing more humbling than colonoscopy prep.Tonight at 10pm EDT: "Genuine Nonsense." The weekly talk show hosted by @kellymacfarland that brings the lighthear… https://t.co/yBS7R9yoFq
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9/21
2020
@DanCrohn @kenicemobley Fantastic! (And I hate that Randy Newman song)
9/19
2020
It sadly doesn’t matter what he does. But it matters what we do. V O T E.
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9/18
2020
“My parking lot show got cancelled.” This is a thing I say now.In these challenging times it’s hard to keep your team felling connected and engaging with each other. Our… https://t.co/DE0Aocd7gC
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarlandA fun start...comedy at our staff meeting, our first day photo and kindergarteners receive their first Bobcat mail!… https://t.co/32wscewrrs
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9/17
2020
@LPizzle Stop?
9/11
2020
I think everyone could use this reminder right now 💗 https://t.co/tTSpcMl8Q1
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9/9
2020
Apparently if I had a structured settlement, I’d be doing ok financially. #toomuchtv
9/8
2020
@lesllake Yes, and where would one go to do that? (Shameless way to get more people to join) @lesllake Red a running buddy? (Virtually)
9/5
2020
I’ve never watched @BachelorABC - what am I missing?
9/3
2020
@DancingABC You might save 2020. @JohnnyGWeir and @NevSchulman? Be still my heart,If you have to say you’re good, nice and awesome, you are not good, nice and awesome. Not even a little. Nope.SUCH A FUN & IMPORTANT EVENT! And we're going virtual this year! Register for Pinot & Prevention, a night of come… https://t.co/FPTTRHLsie
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9/2
2020
@Dustin_Ybarra Right?!?!? @Dustin_Ybarra Sometimes I start a story from when I was a kid and then I remember it doesn’t paint my parents in t… https://t.co/6Vy1YSBSKDVoting isn’t up to someone else. It’s up to YOU. Yes, YOU! Every voice counts. @DGComedy Whoa... did she just give a signal?RIP Truth
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8/28
2020
@nationalmom @kathleenmadigan “More arms! Higher!”Hey, rock the vote! This is the most boomer thing I’ve ever said and I stand by it. (am I using boomer right?)… https://t.co/Vhw02mdsf9 @nationalmom @kathleenmadigan Clearly she rehearsed alone.
8/26
2020
@LPizzle Me too.Episode 3 of @gspeeddating featuring voices of @kellymacfarland, @KennethWReid, and @brendanboogie premieres NOW on… https://t.co/Outxs38QO8
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarland @Beee_side @PitchPerfect @RebelWilson @EsterDean All super talented!!!I know the @PitchPerfect closing number by heart. Who would like to recreate this with me?
8/23
2020
@realDonaldTrump Does anyone fact check your Tweets? Like, ever?
8/22
2020
Save the date! Come laugh with @kellymacfarland and @janecondon! For a great cause @UndiesProject!!! https://t.co/AsfdTz2Pch
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarlandSave the date! Virtual Cocktails & Comedy, October 10 from the comfort of your home. Join us and Comics @janecondonhttps://t.co/mxbSeo40Md
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8/21
2020
@kathleenmadigan Nothing says “freedom” like capri pants.
8/18
2020
Did Pence grab his crotch when he referenced “red meat” ? You know, for effect.
8/15
2020
quarantine has truly been an eat, pray, love journey for my anxiety and depression
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8/8
2020
@kathleenmadigan @MadigansPubcast Yesssssssss!!
8/6
2020
@DanCrohn I feel like we should send our I’m Fine sizzle reel. (If we had one)
8/4
2020
@EllenMoschetto I can’t quit you either my friend. You’re too cute and funny.
7/29
2020
@ReginaDeCicco You should always be proud. You’re pretty amazing.You guys ever sell out a Theatre parking lot at half capacity? I’m just wondering, cause I’m not sure if I’m suppos… https://t.co/Namrn9FzaQ
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7/25
2020
@KennethWReid Exactly.“Asses in cars” is the new “butts in seats” @kathleenmadigan @nationalmom Prob tuna in a pouch... stinky snack @kathleenmadigan @nationalmom That’s a lot of crochet and sudoku in those bags!
7/23
2020
Who let Trump watch Hunger Games? #PortlandProtest #FedsOutOfPortland
7/22
2020
If sitting is the new smoking, I’m up to 4 sits per day.
7/21
2020
@DanCrohn @jadedgirl6 We already got a ticket! (Tickets are free this time. We just want to share some laughs)
7/15
2020
@DanKelley66 @bobmarleycomedy Thank you! Yes, back in the day I got to open for @bobmarleycomedy with pleasure! @LPizzle Is there another kind? @LPizzle Side of ranch.
7/13
2020
@DanCrohn Life is unfair.
7/12
2020
Current Mood Goals: dog on a skateboard
7/7
2020
@KennethWReid Happy Birthday!
6/28
2020
@willnoonan @JRoche3MR I’m a cold B!🚨Last chance to catch 🚗 Drive in Comedy at @ApexEntertains in Marlborough, MA TONIGHT!!! 🎟 https://t.co/q7c5d9xbQ1https://t.co/24H1iQfu8q
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6/27
2020
Had to bring back #FakeSongFriday for this very important message.🎵 https://t.co/aCsHCPyT2h
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6/26
2020
Thank you! So much fun! @DanCrohn is the best. Our first online show, WE’RE FINE kicks off tomorrow night 6/25. Tic… https://t.co/9awJ9ej8SH
6/24
2020
Sofiya made a great list! Some other favorites of mine are... @katewillett - Glass Gutter @emmyblotnick - Party Nig… https://t.co/qV0wCMkkEf
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6/23
2020
Yoooo I’m back onstage (kinda) this Thursday! For @kellymacfarland & @DanCrohn “WE'RE FINE - The Comedy Show!” Wes… https://t.co/iRkVG75Bix
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarland @LPizzle @Kevidently I’m still thinking about this... what about ranch?
6/22
2020
@LPizzle Missing. Out.
6/20
2020
Trump always sounds like a parent talking in circles about why the family can’t go to Six Flags. “I work hard, you… https://t.co/B5LBwC1vSs
6/16
2020
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non binary people are non binary. Period. 💙💗🤍 https://t.co/TuMvtTezgp
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarland @jeraul Congratulations!
6/13
2020
@DanCrohn We watched the bowling over the weekend. Strike Derby Smack Down! https://t.co/XRdOpveNlH
6/10
2020
@TookyMonster @Chloj23 @Mandalea85 @JustAVerySmith ❤️❤️❤️
6/8
2020
Don’t miss the Ladies of Laughter: At Home Edition, 8PM EST Friday, June 5, featuring @kellymacfarland,… https://t.co/Phl4IyOn9u
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6/1
2020
Shoutout in todays bostonglobe Get your tix for tomorrow nights show with @beaudoinbrian @dancrohn and… https://t.co/4Z7OqbSyd9
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5/29
2020
@KennethWReid I ordered this exact same thing a month ago!#TBT Four Years Ago Today: At City Hall Plaza for Boston Calling. I'm in disguise as a generic Boston trashbag so I… https://t.co/hmmCNoHkps
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarland @KennethWReid @MrSeanSullivan @LPizzle @orlandobaxter You can 100% tag me! So much fun. @kathleenmadigan 100% future you.
5/28
2020
This is a FUNNY, FUNNY show. 4 O'Clock Funnies. The happy hour before the happy hour. With special guest… https://t.co/Jr7jPHkX5B
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5/27
2020
I just sneezed with a mouthful of cereal. Without going into detail my takeaway is, wear the mask. Science.Live on @Kiss108 with Matty in about a minute! @PredatorJohnny @RobRyanRocks @coreyrodrigues @DanCrohn @LauraSeverse Time!! Too excited! @PredatorJohnny @RobRyanRocks @coreyrodrigues @DanCrohn @LauraSeverse Thank you! We had a great!
5/22
2020
Tonight! https://t.co/2IA8vWR79v
5/21
2020
@LauraSeverse Seriously, except mine is in high school. To be fair, he questioned himself as soon as the words left his mouth.
5/19
2020
My stepson just asked if the rabbits in our yard lay eggs... online schooling is working out great. #pandemic #StayAtHome #school2020Great event! First annual @StopTheClot variety show hosted by @kellymacfarland with special guest @RosovskyRachel T… https://t.co/dNZghISoft
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarlandOn May 21st at 7:30 PM EST watch the Best of Boston Stand-Up Livestream from the comfort of your home (assuming you… https://t.co/svTOWrNmu9
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5/18
2020
@lesllake @StopTheClot @RosovskyRachel https://t.co/2Ky2zhove9NBCA is going LIVE on our Stop the Clot® Facebook page this Saturday, May 16, 2020 at 8:00 PM Eastern with a comedy… https://t.co/CG8EYz6MZs
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5/15
2020
NBCA is going LIVE on our Stop the Clot® Facebook page this Saturday, May 16, 2020 at 8:00 PM Eastern with a comedy… https://t.co/ibybPpuzy4
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5/14
2020
@LauraSeverse @CarolynPlummer1 @coreyrodrigues @willnoonan @DanCrohn @kathe_farris @kaiamacmusic @erinharkeshttps://t.co/0C1OP8gdewCongratulations to @mommy_laugh & @morland_katie, 70 meals were donated to frontline healthcare workers in support… https://t.co/lcLAaQM0gh
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5/13
2020
Never underestimate the power of...laughter and good people✨. Host @morland_katie rallied prizes for HOT CELEB BING… https://t.co/rcddaZFB95
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5/12
2020
Trump press conferences sound like the awards at a high school football banquet. “We’re the best. The greatest...Br… https://t.co/hnf2jQ5BrN
5/11
2020
@GaryGulman Best. Tweet. Ever.Big comedy special tomorrow for a great cause, on what should be a great day. 7PM EST @AdamSandler and… https://t.co/eq5weiHMMv
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5/9
2020
Virtual Comedy Network unveils weekly ‘Best of Boston’ live comedy show, with @coreyrodrigues, @kellymacfarland,… https://t.co/a3GmtqJv0K
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarlandWhat a fun @zoom_us session with @mommy_laugh & @morland_katie this evening! My sister & I got to play Celebrity Bi… https://t.co/LZw5VN7Pj6
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5/8
2020
A little on edge? JOIN us for a MOTHER'S DAY ZOOM tomorrow night, 8PM EST😉 Let's make this Mother's Day a different… https://t.co/q0rsntiED0
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5/7
2020
I gave the audience what they were craving and hit em with that plunging neckline today on "I'm Fine" with… https://t.co/o5wfSH8eA2
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarland @nycallday247 So, you're available to join our ZOOM event with @kellymacfarland and the ever so hawt...HOT🔥CELEB BI… https://t.co/cvAiWnufx8
Retweeted by Kelly MacFarlandNBCA is going LIVE on the Stop the Clot® Facebook page on Saturday, May 16, 2020 at 8:00 PM Eastern with a comedy s… https://t.co/GOrgi8TD16
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5/6
2020
This is what real leadership looks like! https://t.co/JLps60pfxi
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5/5
2020

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