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.@jenniedale24 is doing amazing work through @densebreastscdn https://t.co/y2T6tX9S9q
10/21
2020
@KneydaS @ddale8 can confirm that he is the nicestnever going back to the office https://t.co/bBmHOKS8IA
10/19
2020
pretty impressive for Guiliani to step on his own dick this bad with this attempt at ratfucking https://t.co/4XkPcNIjq7
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10/17
2020
@meganemyers @ddale8 lol that is actually me laughing1/ It's #MBCAwarenessDay. Please meet 36 year old @LibbyMbc and her 2 year old daughter Violet. Libby has MBC. Her… https://t.co/adohOx2YuV
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10/14
2020
perfect angel https://t.co/t2IJcSSS8L
10/13
2020
I was skeptical, but the NBA bubble actually worked. It’s a testament to human ingenuity and resilience how quickly… https://t.co/xmW0fXbD28
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10/12
2020
@amcrawley1 @ddale8 they are allowed after sept 30th!blustery day at the beach https://t.co/cvkesNt6jb
10/10
2020
@txpackerbacker @ddale8 we know that. it’s just peanuts and salt 🙂
10/9
2020
WOOOW. A Canadian research project gave homeless people $7,500 each — the results were 'beautifully surprising'. T… https://t.co/hqTa9hF6SG
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerMy single My Single Is Dropping is dropping https://t.co/XSTSOsv360
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerWhenever they cut to the "undecided voters," it's like: https://t.co/6YwUCkqzwL
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10/8
2020
lol i did this to Daniel when Kawhi signed with the Clippers https://t.co/IvjyKgGi4CNo, Boris Johnson catching coronavirus did not prompt a surge of support for the government. The surge had already… https://t.co/Ej5f4XOM6A
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerI know I’m shouting into the void here, but: separating families to prosecute parents was briefly policy for Trump,… https://t.co/1VTXLkezPU
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10/2
2020
The “department of homeland security” is now officially justifying right wing political violence. https://t.co/Hw14He4Hzt
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerTo the people who think it’s weird that Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took and posted photos of their tragedy — sh… https://t.co/ofQuy2XfkM
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10/1
2020
@ddale8 she love ui think breezy recognized ⁦@ddale8⁩ https://t.co/3UkAzKNDCelet’s be honest breezy is the the one taking care of me tonight https://t.co/ETcMZhqBdY
9/30
2020
@drewharwell i called someone the other day that STILL had a ringback tone. even worse imo.
9/29
2020
@JoshWhisenhunt hahahah @ddale8 kept calling her a lil dirtball tonight
9/28
2020
someone went for a roll in the dirt https://t.co/HKYaa51BPASo thanks for the love and support an here it is my original video same as all going around but yes thanks for the… https://t.co/XM0qjFqsaC
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9/27
2020
One of the weirdest dynamics of the NYPD in 2020 is they are constantly whining about how awful the protests are to… https://t.co/n6AMFgAUQG
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9/26
2020
@ElpopGolf @ddale8 she is trying to trim down after ballooning from 5.2 to 6.0 poundsthis is dystopian https://t.co/8RcUgzvPYP
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9/24
2020
it’s soooo good 😭 https://t.co/HfKdvvafB0
9/22
2020
breezy looking extra round today https://t.co/lQ1Q8209D4
9/21
2020
@ddale8 Here it is. I’m entertained if no one else is. 😂😂 https://t.co/a6sI3My4C1
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9/20
2020
It’s hard to think of a worse use of money for Democrats right now than donating to Amy McGrath.
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9/19
2020
@Je_suis_fatigue @ddale8 we usually don’t! her other leash got misplaced so we had to use her backup for a few days.
9/18
2020
My daughter is brilliant please don’t try to tell me otherwise https://t.co/YbL5DrThrK
9/17
2020
@NaomiKritzer Can confirm that she falls in the suburban category @AMC0724 @ddale8 @NBA That is actually trueLittle lump https://t.co/U9B1KPX3hp @RottenInDenmark I really appreciate your reporting on this. A relative has recently gone down the Save the Childre… https://t.co/BveggTRCIU @travelswbrindle @ddale8 😂 breezy is alive and well and taking her post-breakfast nap https://t.co/XjjDTMpfQi
9/16
2020
‘We were shocked’: RAND study uncovers massive income shift to the top 1% https://t.co/H3RKfCKN8m
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerIt should go without saying, but if you are obsessed with blocking a person from getting an abortion they want, but… https://t.co/ENdY8hCSTZ
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9/15
2020
The other day @ddale8 said my style was “beach house chic” (I have been wearing a lot of linen this summer) https://t.co/GyY8ekOrIa
9/13
2020
I’m trying to live this exact life https://t.co/RQuvQRRNT4
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9/12
2020
That’s my boy!!!!!
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9/10
2020
@drewharwell I promise I am not being cruel it’s just that dogs can’t eat grapes (as a Cat Person I don’t expect yo… https://t.co/ealXmEy0VMBreezy wants my snack (they are grapes and she can’t have any 😥) https://t.co/tmJ8MatguJ
9/9
2020
👑 Breeze looking down on her subjects https://t.co/1mWisZa3np @careybatgirl hahah I call her this all the time
9/6
2020
Here she is crawling on @ddale8 to demand more pets https://t.co/m4lFQF4wvCMy round and fluffy daughter https://t.co/hT0kaYvrqgIt’s unsurprising—but still noteworthy—how smoothly 2A extremists shifted from fantasies of self defense against a… https://t.co/o1vW2nJpy1
Retweeted by kelsey shamburger @pjgalszabo Lol @ “DO NOT SHARE”
9/5
2020
@original1ny @ddale8 Aww! @ddale8 and I would love to see that. It makes us happy that Breezy can bring people joy @original1ny @ddale8 Special gift for you from Breezy https://t.co/RFE1VlDHdpKyle Lowry looked directly at the camera & smiled like a ‘90s sitcom intro https://t.co/FHb18qHPAo
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9/4
2020
disordered eating is so normalized that i truly believe the vast majority of people with eating disorders don't even know they have them
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9/3
2020
Petition for croutons to be recognized as a snack
9/2
2020
The president calls it a "peaceful protest" when his supporters shoot people with paintball guns, but calls protest… https://t.co/xzHfTEyMHz
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9/1
2020
This is the correct toast to butter ratio https://t.co/aCbui928YK @DianaEGal This article was very informative. Apparently it means she is “artistic” but also “holds a grudge” https://t.co/Rq51qSbq1W
8/30
2020
@drewharwell She’s a LibraI just googled “dog horoscope”Breezy found the pile of warm laundry https://t.co/Yz0pV7x9mzThis is a poster from the Black Panthers and honestly I think about it a lot and it deeply effects how I approach a… https://t.co/ULAAch21Fa
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8/29
2020
@MissesP1nkerton @Annie1But I would absolutely get her a raincoat if I thought she would tolerate wearing it! @Annie1But Aww. Here is a pic of Breezy after she got rained on to tide you over https://t.co/b7T4OTf7mQDaniel is the best at his job but he is also the best person I know. Sorry, everyone else!! https://t.co/kB1RXxN78u
8/28
2020
Lara Trump: Under President Trump's leadership, "4.3 million new jobs have been created for women." This used to b… https://t.co/poNTwCdcaL
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8/27
2020
A first case of #COVID19 reinfection from HKU, with distinct virus genome sequences in 1st and 2nd infection (142 d… https://t.co/nVxsZWgY4G
Retweeted by kelsey shamburger @travelswbrindle @ddale8 Breezy has been on vacation the last few days but we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow
8/24
2020
@HEROVILLAINv824 @ddale8 when ur owner is watching trump on tv for his job again https://t.co/SaIsSmJe8X
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8/21
2020
@Abby_Paulson UGH.
8/20
2020
Someone please tell me to stop arguing with my conservative relatives on Facebook
8/15
2020
Breezy makes everything better https://t.co/deTpjHhjcvEverything about the news lately is absolutely terrifying https://t.co/0G1pbeA3fTAs we get used to our “new normal,” masks will be a critical piece of the puzzle. What questions do you have for… https://t.co/5NzK7uE0xi
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8/14
2020
Post tonight from Georgia on r/unemployment https://t.co/8NBr9seiOV
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8/13
2020
I wrote about how QAnon followers are hijacking #SaveTheChildren as a recruiting strategy, and the chaos it’s causi… https://t.co/XerkQqu6g8
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerHeres the issue. Yall think the US is good. And thats where we disagree.
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgertrump will almost certainly try to contest the election results regardless of what happens but the best way to rob… https://t.co/I5xlRDEm6B
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8/12
2020
@br1gid This is metapod erasure
8/11
2020
I’ve found my new twitter banner https://t.co/Vg9N5cFGe8Imagine being a public figure and tweeting this out to your 600k+ followers https://t.co/Ddqd1UDSNR
8/10
2020
It’s a service. It doesn’t lose money. It costs money. No one says the military loses $750b a year. https://t.co/X6Eb2zTbMA
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerhttps://t.co/DoKioJmA0mIt’s been a long day so here is a happy Breezy in her car seat https://t.co/d3zEhdJqm9
8/9
2020
Never forget: Attacks on the working class come from those who travel by private jet, not migrant dinghy.
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerExtremely accurate https://t.co/cg3ngJHvYg
8/8
2020
@XFundie @ddale8 Hi! Daniel is my partner. We got Breezy together in January. @mckinneykelsey It kept twitching as she was sleeping 🥺
8/6
2020
Breezy fell asleep on my leg and now I can’t move until she wakes up https://t.co/COXZLUDpLc
8/5
2020
@MerOndine @ddale8 Right?! She arranged herself like this. @PatLCSWMSSM @ddale8 PomeranianBreezy lives for @ddale8 snuggles https://t.co/KHzMYwXwq3
8/3
2020
Breezy securing the perimeter https://t.co/8y7atRNBSp
8/1
2020
I’ve found him. This is it. The final boss of misogyny https://t.co/uXJQ2DfBIZ
Retweeted by kelsey shamburgerSleepy queen Breeze on her pillow throne https://t.co/RIU5dutm4W
7/31
2020
Baby Breeze https://t.co/Znz600Kg3R
7/29
2020
This is what happens when @ddale8 tries to play with Breezy when I’m still inside https://t.co/0tZJute0qp
7/28
2020

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