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Ken Jennings @KenJennings Rainy Seattle

Jeopardy! fixture of yesteryear. Author of PLANET FUNNY (https://t.co/U6YSncwFHl) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/b5J4mkRAsp).

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Joined Twitter 1/5/11


My favorite scene in every biopic is when the phone rings or a letter arrived and someone says, “That was the presi… https://t.co/h3l7o2dAZr
11/13
2019
@daveweigel i subscribe to Time, Time International, and Time: Too Many Fonts @JPernicious like the very first person, or anyone who does this? @FritzHolz @omnibusproject @johnroderick he had a famous attribute that mind lend itself to Droodle meta-commentary!Just singing “Maclunkey” to the tune of “Shipoopi” from now until the end of time, thanks everybodyNew @OmnibusProject! This smooth operator cozied up to the worst dictator of his era, married the TWO richest women… https://t.co/bqHmMgI03c @alexpolson @kimholcomb @Seahawks inches to spareGreat news for fans of live music https://t.co/i6DKXVogaBAlex Trebek getting choked up at a heartfelt final jeopardy answer. The instant welling up of tears and emotion no… https://t.co/a1MoFM7ebF
Retweeted by Ken Jennings @johnroderick @roggemerriman "Victoriae," it's LatinLet yourself in the front door, make a peanut butter sandwich in your empty house, turn on Brady Bunch reruns, and… https://t.co/n4aDs8Ibg5 @MaryKoCo *Ken Burns Civil War music swells*Her cute-but-untraceable note said "When I Googled you, it looked like maybe you were on Jeopardy? Nice job!" Plea… https://t.co/mPKEK4auxFA heroic mystery woman named Victoria found my wallet on a Seattle street corner and returned it to me Friday night… https://t.co/oa7Y78Giro
11/12
2019
@EliBraden Eli I haven’t been following itLet’s get this new Turbofan convection oven trending! https://t.co/sTHnTYBQrT
11/11
2019
@Lefty_McBlue you’re a geocacher now! your old life is over. walk into the woods and disappear.
11/10
2019
Well I don’t like this @wsferries https://t.co/TTS2n7P0NyMillennials would all be super into organized religion right now EXCEPT for their formative experience with Archdea… https://t.co/9p1IQVUZ5L @petersagal “Dear sir, we are awful OF OUR OWN ACCORD! I await your apology.” @louisvirtel Commie in Jamaica-aTired: knowing all the words to “Its the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” Wired: knowing the barel… https://t.co/AkccPUMIMH
11/9
2019
@MKupperman are those giant strawberries or tiny women @davidschmader You should send this as a canned reply to just about any tweet.If anyone is going to a gay club called The Underground tonight, a funny thing to say as you walk down the stairs w… https://t.co/fiAnzDxTf1 @DavyWwavy pretty much, at this pointthe dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker. one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental e… https://t.co/tk9mNnmO1C @BillCorbett bloomsugarbergmagic“America: are you tired of a fake billionaire? Let’s give a real one a chance!”Big Paella is coming at me hard for this but I will not stop speaking my truth.Hey fyi millennials, saffron is a huge scam. It costs a bajillion dollars and tastes exactly like not eating saffron. More like saffCON!We joke about billionaires a lot around here but one really underrated thing about them is their entirely unmerited… https://t.co/y0qy4ojeld @thefringthing Don't pay more than $2!
11/8
2019
Please stop sending me your erotic Facebook doodles. https://t.co/AK8Riw1Qi4So many people taking a break from their "TLJ is *not* better than RotJ!" wars to sound off in the replies here.I just donated online to a radio station and I had to click a "I Am Not a Robot" box to do so. WHY IS PUBLIC RADIO… https://t.co/29Et7wGj9C @aacoleman I don’t know what that isLive your life so that you never have to refer to a movie or TV show by its online shorthand acronym. @buzztronics no you just live in LA @austinkleon @raygunray @macbarnett Mike Lowery is the best
11/7
2019
Every year I check on the anime and Star Trek posters in my kids’ rooms to make sure they’re still virgins.Why are earnest rappers trying to sell me Microsoft Office? and other important questions asked by today's new "Ken… https://t.co/rkNouuNCfj @MelissaStetten Love too ask 50 guys in blazers over polos if they're "actually in line" or not so I can board with my group. @Alekklincewicz @omnibusproject That is very flattering but we can't record at your pace Aleksei! @EnemyOfBoth @omnibusproject he should wait until December 1Today on @OmnibusProject: the accident of "Earth-Two" and the explosion of parallel-universe culture.… https://t.co/XIqG38BXzt
11/6
2019
@SlutFacedPirate @TeamCoco @AndyRichter @Jeopardy why are you writing a little play about me for your eight followersMy #1 TV take is that actors shouldn’t be able to add “I mean” to a line whenever they want. We can tell that wasn’t in the script, actors! @jwrush :(Just ate some expired cottage cheese, but I like my odds.https://t.co/9tMAWlQ8dg2035 headline: MARTIN SCORSESE, DISLIKER OF MARVEL MOVIES, DEAD AT 92I'm today's guest on @AndyRichter's podcast The Three Questions! My memory is he asked me a lot more questions than… https://t.co/4thfrnhuiw @johnroderick excited for Epstein Killed Himself Thursday @AndyRichter NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!Update: the mayor of Seattle doesn’t think I’m dumb. https://t.co/Pdjk4MKLgq @DaveHolmes @PFTompkins I love a good Roddy McDowall-Gene Rayburn collab.
11/5
2019
@RabiesFromSpace maybe she’s a James Holzhauer fanVery hurtful if true https://t.co/uVlq2X8VPQ @johnroderick @paulandstorm and yet which of us did Side by Side by Sondheim in high school @paulandstorm it works for any super-villain!"Losing My Mind"--> Two-Face "Someone in a Tree"--> Poison Ivy "Another Hundred People"--> Ra's al Ghul "Something… https://t.co/eflburaqMOKen who even is the audience for this tweetBad news, I just sang "Putting It Together" from Sunday in the Park with George to some weirdo on the train and now he's the Riddler.RIP to a real one https://t.co/0mk44kS4wYNever seen shade like this from Google Books before https://t.co/z5GnH8y9WAIn the song “Funky Town” a synthesized voice asks to be taken to Funky Town. A robot, clearly, with the autonomy an… https://t.co/j1Vm3o8hds
Retweeted by Ken Jennings @medicenlatigo thank you!Don't worry, I'm Mormon like this guy so it's okay: I can call him a boomer with the hard 'r'. https://t.co/lHTgVO8V4gStrong Patrick Nagel energy from Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame. cc:@johnroderick https://t.co/WzMEA1MgXA @rad_milk that armpit has 7.5 majors!
11/4
2019
@KevinMKruse we stan a chihuahua-owning queen @mrtimlong that’s what I call a “nice Long run of good luck”!!! 😂This is when I did the voodoo curse that killed print magazines, sorry everyoneStill angry about this 2004 paragraph from Forbes magazine. https://t.co/ghDxdsVfQB
11/3
2019
@cmromney @JKCinnamons Will I be able to follow Raccoons if I haven’t read Raccoons? @JKCinnamons I'm reading the Popol Vuh.Job interviewer: What are you passionate about? Duane, the previous borrower of my library book: I’m focusing on tw… https://t.co/YA2yevSbCp @johnroderick https://t.co/7WKrKUskC0Gmail basically just wants me to be a dick. https://t.co/2fIQXoplGF
11/2
2019
@evepeyser During friend dies of cancer? I cry at screwed-up parallelism in lists.A lot of polls show Americans don't like changing their clocks twice a year, but the problem is: that number includ… https://t.co/EWxkhgI7WX @casinoskunk I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCEGonna be straight with you: there are some pretty hard questions on today's new "Kennections" puzzle. The name of N… https://t.co/qVoIQrDQA0 @AndyKindler Look for me in the ticker tape parade!If I worked in a prison, I think I would make time every day to check the big laundry cart before it goes to the tr… https://t.co/aTRRh7o9bvThere's a lunch I don't want to go to but I just agreed to go anyway because it's not until March. Sorry future self! @mikesusz @omnibusproject the show is still free on the original feed. but Patreon donors will be eligible for extr… https://t.co/lF0KamFiVn @mikesusz @omnibusproject I don’t believe we changed anything!On today's unusually spoooooky @OmnibusProject: this grisly 1980s video-store fixture. https://t.co/dqYy1LvKBz https://t.co/X7jvm79La1
11/1
2019
@david_j_roth 👊🏼 @eluhrmann and Dr Demento, what a lineup! @DanielAdAstra don’t say “Issy”Your annual Halloween reminder that Boris Pickett and the Crypt Kickers played at Gram Parsons’ wake. https://t.co/o2eXraLWcMI don’t understand your Halloween costume. Is it a memeLook out, I hacked into your Twitter. https://t.co/e3dVtB8QQ3
10/31
2019
When it's my time to go, I just want to die such that the headline ends with the words "Experts Baffled."Just leave it. I'm sure the water being used to put out other fires will trickle down to there eventually https://t.co/7ZyjhxuTF7
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10/30
2019
The turkey club I just ordered came with a big, thick pad of egg white on top of it, what do we think about this?Today’s Halloween @omnibusproject is the intersection of two spooooky topics: zombies, and institutional racism.… https://t.co/lRMYyKLhOd
10/29
2019

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