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Jess Krause @kessjrause SF Bay Area, CA

she/her. former episode lead writer at Telltale Games. former writer at WB Games for Wizards Unite. currently freelancer.

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Joined Twitter 5/15/09


@joeynoelle JOEY. How have you never seen National Treasure???
4/8
2020
[aggressively wishing the inevitable reboot of Harry Potter is an animated series] https://t.co/XvjMCc5fFF @Kaostic Yeah, and they fluctuate with sizing and design, so I’d rather just make my own. I did print making in col… https://t.co/MOBzULRZl7 @Kaostic That is actually my current line of thinking — I tried making a stamp out of craft foam at first, but the… https://t.co/ljxWbbgekMLast week I was sent the wrong color for my lining, so had to wait an extra week for the correct order to show up —… https://t.co/l2jKzLwP4v
4/7
2020
As video games have taught us, eggs are the true enemy of the world. https://t.co/ernRcKdQUpjane austen understood that nothing is sexier than standing seven feet away from someone, making brief eye contact, and then going home
Retweeted by Jess Krause @rnoelliams On-site? In this economy?Took this photo at my local park this afternoon. Makes me livid 😠 https://t.co/qwc5TxmhSp
Retweeted by Jess Krause @rnoelliams My body has fused with my couch.
4/6
2020
Tokyo,Japan https://t.co/qiT7tFEQP8
Retweeted by Jess Krause @JennyENicholson Bunny Day has escaped Animal Crossing because we scorned it so. @GailSimone As someone who frequently dyes her hair and maintains an undercut, I am SUFFERING.I forgot I bought this mug last time I was in New York, and now I have no need for any other wine glasses in the fu… https://t.co/SBfXfgolLA @carolineliddick Yissssss https://t.co/GjvsKPwGC2On a scale of 1-10 how much do you wish you lived in a Ghibli forest house right now? https://t.co/YmAUGa30hA
Retweeted by Jess Krause @carolineliddick !!! @carolineliddick Aw shiiiit. If you make the white one we can be matchy matchy. (I haven’t bought the white versi… https://t.co/QtVKAUqaOO
4/5
2020
@carolineliddick THE GUDETAMA SHIRT THO.Happy Quaranstream Fundraiser Day! If you're bored from 12pm-6pm PDT, come hang out at https://t.co/tDiUTZXYga to w… https://t.co/QezgXuICUh
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4/4
2020
@JelaniAlladin @GMA @disneybroadway BEOADWAY RUN????? 👀👀👀
4/3
2020
Love https://t.co/0fmsJLGHV9
Retweeted by Jess KrauseWILD HEARTS NEVER DIE @simogo https://t.co/cz0jJ5rQpJ
Retweeted by Jess Krause @austin_walker I wish my RNG for cherry blossom recipes/blossoms was even half of what I’m getting for these god da… https://t.co/eEmgxWyXpL @JennyENicholson I razed an entire island and after two hours there wasn’t a SINGLE rancho but like 5 water bugs it was the WORST. @carolineliddick Omg 😭😭😭 you’re the best. This will be part of tomorrow’s discussion.This is all my fault because I was a dumbass and didn’t realize you had to talk to animals twice on RNG islands to… https://t.co/CypKCPsihdI’ve been literally running away from Bubbles every time she tries to talk to me, I am trying to maintain a Pastel… https://t.co/PNbiM9H6GwI swear to god, if I’m forced to buy fucking amiibos to get the villagers I want on my island, I’m gonna be SO PISSED. #ACNH
4/2
2020
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Retweeted by Jess Krause @mstiefvater Ugh, fine DAD.Patti Lupone making videos in her basement during quarantine may be the best thing??? https://t.co/W2tTVThmnO @Rhodes_Writes (but seriously, barring cost of living, Bay Area life is lovely, it’s just very very expensive) @Rhodes_Writes [jazz hands] welcome to hellllll! @qorquiq Also don’t name your seemingly trustworthy side character “Faust”.
4/1
2020
When you need to get out of the house but also need to avoid human contact. https://t.co/2QEvcEJVVz @DashMaker_ I’ll donate to your incline!I just... I just want to sell my turnips for 500+ bells, is that so much to ask? 😭 (I’ll donate to any bridge/incl… https://t.co/jCnIcrHGOu @Brooklyn_AIA Dodo code?? 🥺 @carolineliddick I can’t take credit for the Caduceus outfit tho — that’s all @katofvalkyrie @Marrlain If you switch to DMing for the code, I’d love to swing by!we did it we won https://t.co/thySvDTnOz
Retweeted by Jess Krause"do you need something" https://t.co/YfY72CSh6f
Retweeted by Jess Krause @hownottodraw HOW. @carolineliddick @heyemilyann DOCTOR ZIZMOR!!!! @joeynoelle @GameOverGreggy @alex_delany @carolineliddick Holy shit, @carolineliddick is too powerful. @Aster_The_Lion Would love to sell my turnips at your island!
3/31
2020
Figured out the sleeves late last night — minus interfacing to help the cap stand up because fuck that, it’s just a… https://t.co/oMrccCZ11Y @itsginnydi @imaginmatrix @_aprilgloria @toughtinkart @JessoLaurus Was that the pet one? Because yeah, that one was great too. @itsginnydi @imaginmatrix @_aprilgloria @toughtinkart @JessoLaurus Also none of my friends believed me that there w… https://t.co/XDVtN1aF7K @itsginnydi @imaginmatrix @_aprilgloria @toughtinkart @JessoLaurus Every once in awhile, my brain will just randoml… https://t.co/sVID0xi1Zh @polteaghosty oh no! take your time! sending sympathies your way! @polteaghosty *raises hand* only when it cools down though. don't want to drown you in mass amounts of people. @macleodholdfast It’s gonna be a loooong haul! @macleodholdfast I am nothing if not predictable. Lol. (I’m also going to do Jester, but figured I’d start on Moll… https://t.co/YDcZistBA6Mock-up for Mollymauk, because apparently I’m a masochist and want to torture myself with extreme embroidery. Thank… https://t.co/MW8G6fJiOm @elliejoypanic I just made the mistake of putting everything in the WORST locations so I wanted to be extra cautiou… https://t.co/YbQhqVwFRB @SlippersCosplay Sure thing! If you make a fancier version for your campaign, I’d love to see it!
3/30
2020
It’s rough, but I also haven’t unlocked terraforming yet, and I’m going to try to maintain the shape of the island… https://t.co/kHZ9eDdatS @paulmastroianni That’s Isabelle’s job, isn’t it??? @paulmastroianni I’m not taking chances — I’m trying to pay for moving these houses ONCE and only once.Time to plan out my island re-org! #ACNH #AnimalCrossing https://t.co/8ZXMheXddfNo Face. 顔なし https://t.co/udOaVzHc54
Retweeted by Jess Krause @elliejoypanic Welcome welcome welcome! @ohcararara HOW. @ohcararara WHAT.Critical Role binge update: I screamed, I panicked, I drank heavily. https://t.co/0oSH4zROfT @stirpicus https://t.co/qgFj3OYZv1 @itsginnydi @NWsidhe Absolutely depends on the mead — some of it is WAY too sweet, but here in CA there’s a meadery… https://t.co/WczUSWngSuMy friends threw me a surprise Satanic ritual for my birthday!!! 😭😭😭 Truly blessed to have the very best of friends. https://t.co/GD0WGGHMJV
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3/29
2020
@SamMaggs End-Times, but make it FASHION. https://t.co/PupKPP4Zc1From last year! https://t.co/fokhaIyMWY
Retweeted by Jess Krause @GeckoTH I thought they patched that out!I spent a shameful amount of time perfectly crafting this joke I’m so sorry.“I was born here...without the cherry orchard my life has no meaning for me.” #ACNH #AnimalCrossing #Chekov https://t.co/SDPtdizEfe @GeckoTH Okay but HOW.a family-friendly game! @kessjrause @paulmastroianni @mandybtweeting @glazedkoala #ACNH https://t.co/vDbrVR2Hhn
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3/28
2020
PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH SOMEONE: Oh we’re driving each other a little crazy haha but it’s actually been nice to slow d… https://t.co/tRRyMXtVjN
Retweeted by Jess Krause @carolineliddick @ElyseWillems @ashly_burch @charlottenicdao @meganganz @MrDavidReed @turlygod @thehumphreykerhttps://t.co/4CsPxLN9HSI'VE BEEN ORDERED TO BY THE GOVERNMENT #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/APMSg2LANe
Retweeted by Jess Krause @GailSimone I’m circling back to all the one-shots and minis after I catch up with campaign 2 — there’s just so muc… https://t.co/wdrrYlm2M2 @kessjrause Lost a book deal and 2 con days income and the government isnt helping so anything helps rn https://t.co/LdTkFpyOJm
Retweeted by Jess Krause#GameWriterLife https://t.co/L4F0RNRVdNtimmy has died https://t.co/sKHqg3EMEq
Retweeted by Jess KrauseWho says I can’t multi-task? Since quarantine I’ve binged 30 episodes of @CriticalRole while playing… https://t.co/gUUSmQU29e @stirpicus @mandybtweeting @jerfgoldblum https://t.co/sL2wPkU0X4Discussions on Animal Crossing: https://t.co/wgT964oxKt
3/27
2020
@GailSimone @CriticalRole I started with the first episode of Campaign Two! Began listening as podcasts but switche… https://t.co/I6S3aKQ3fd @itsginnydi This is so satisfying.
3/26
2020
@And_Rayna I was dumb and only bought ten turnips on Sunday, but IM ON MY WAYYYhow i play animal crossing: ok i played for an hour and i guess that is all i can do today i will check in with my… https://t.co/LPm7cQX9zj
Retweeted by Jess Krauselook a good tweet's a good tweet https://t.co/Isfsvusg7g
Retweeted by Jess Krause @MissCharmandr @arkadycosplay I could probably send a message as Snow White if that would brighten her day! @annacwebs Dude, the Muses from the SITP performance were INSANE. They brought the house down every time they sang, it was MAGICAL.Please! This production was spectacular and I desperately want to see it again. https://t.co/SN4h6HVAGU
3/25
2020
Quarantine day 13 https://t.co/f6TPZWAW6z
Retweeted by Jess Krause @ChuckWendig Considering that CA is still on lockdown until the 7th at the very earliest (and I imagine that might… https://t.co/EDFZ7xAjCwbe the reason why men tie themselves to the mast with ropes as they sail past the rocky isle you live on.
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3/24
2020

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