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bon appetit yeet kitchen @KevGoshdarn Washington Heights, Manhattan

playwright, performance artist, gay cousin || official martin short: fame becomes me fan account || amy sedaris connoisseur || insta: @kevgoshdarn || he/him/his

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Joined Twitter 5/17/15


My First Lady. @janeosanders keeping it real AF on a ladder. ❤️ https://t.co/Y70ZDooEuD
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @juju_hansen but one of us is supposed to be running the half marathon in 3 weeks! this is awful!https://t.co/mr1IYOFeJo
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @alextobey1 Here to reiterate that while I see what it was doing and understand its dramaturgy, yes, it was too long and too loud!Bernie’s gonna show up on the trail tomorrow looking thirty years old and wearing a necklace that no one’s allowed… https://t.co/Tp6EEgTdGV
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenmy new fucking kink is to be compressed like this https://t.co/eIbh56GmkeThis makes me want to eat uranium so fucking bad. Literally what would happen if I had this many calories. That sou… https://t.co/i3n1vcV7xk
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @theruraljuror_ so blessed we were given this musical 10 gorgeous years agoHonestly the worst part of this all is that I was in a well-populated area of Riverside Park when I went down and n… https://t.co/cn8BYZnXIPHello! 5 miles into my 10-miler I twisted my ankle pretty damn badly. Hobbled to the subway. My foot can still bear… https://t.co/0BfMOWhikfIt is not acceptable for Americans to need two or three jobs to put food on the table. It's not acceptable that ha… https://t.co/OyIGE4pffv
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2/24
2020
@Coreyblaketodd 🤪🥴🥵😈 @McHenryJD @joeycsims me but about GABBY BEANSsunday: just saw a woman weeping in front of the Leonard Bernstein plaque affixed to the front of the building where he livedwriting a gay play about vincent van gogh https://t.co/92g6zZZNPrbonkers that this is getting so much positive traction. what world are we living in where any of this is funny or o… https://t.co/NdIjh9EXRk @brianbrownbear ok im listeningsugar... sugar... sugar, butter... sugar, butter, Who Signs Off On Debate Questions⁉️They’re🎁🎁4 trump.trump’s 70% A… https://t.co/MUzHq4yf0g @MariaRJH EXTREE EXTREE!Attack on Rue Plumet (Thunderpuss Remix) @jamesholod @mischabreslin This tweet made me GLAD they rejected me!!!tfw gigi drags jakey https://t.co/XKId5ckf0e https://t.co/0y33GOLgcZWhat’s fun about this asinine Bryan Hawn iTunes nonsense that’s come into the discourse for some reason is that I b… https://t.co/LIp9jfsHZjAnd hey @PeteButtigieg, try to not be so smug when you just got your ass kicked. You know how we form a winning coa… https://t.co/sseyBpVA3S
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenShe’s playing a chair? https://t.co/bXRH0MluUI
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchencan you imagine what it must have been like to be in the room the first time the cast of A Little Night Music sang… https://t.co/TKWUtelvSL @shaneisland @housingworks You’ve met me, and you’re calling me a liar? Fuck you!this is a fitness account for the next 3 weeks. 22 days until race. 2 12-milers, 3 10-milers, 5 8-milers, and 5 10k… https://t.co/iN2QaFVQg4
2/23
2020
drop a ⭐️ if you're a Good Noodle
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenI’m listening to the score to Stranger Things :-) @georgiemorvis Shirley Temple :-)Edie, an LA icon, is afraid of rain. https://t.co/YvZ7k90v5n
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen1/ I am FURIOUS right now. @MikeBloomberg needs to take down this ad IMMEDIATELY. Read the thread I'm about to make… https://t.co/tmodrfbptB
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen#hotboysforbloomberg https://t.co/gCzq5ILiGC
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenOverheard in SoHo re: the Museum of Ice Cream: “It’s an actual museum” @dare_iicckk HmmmPete Buttigieg is the human equivalent of Bandstand the musical
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenI'd be delighted to vote for @ewarren or @BernieSanders and I'm fine to vote for the others (except Bloomberg). Eli… https://t.co/I0CLnCyQxy
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @ashtonevans one of the worst dates i ever went on revolved entirely around the Brussels sprouts at rosemary’s, they are so fucking goodpiñata horsepowerare we not considering that this gay icon is a one-eyed one-horned flyin’ purple people eater https://t.co/7wfkadKIc0 @MildlyBitter @MsLizRK man oh man you are missing out, we gotta get you to galaxy at 157th/bway for a chopped cheese and a seltzer!!!!!!!!! @MsLizRK @MildlyBitter WHAT IS A CHOPPED CHEESE NICOLE WOW THIS IS SHOCKINGI'm #BlueNoMatterWho and favor @ewarren among the candidates. But all Dems need to work to stop the misleading nar… https://t.co/AYh15Qgku0
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @brianbrownbear on my way @georgiemorvis @joeadamblah georgie ain’t never earnest!!!!!!!!!!!
2/22
2020
people are dying from rationing insulin https://t.co/AHtlvVZYVV
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen🧚‍♀️ https://t.co/fHt45GcVEq
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenI hate everyone https://t.co/xm4abIn8u3
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @alextobey1 alexthis one toothe two subway rats i saw making love last week are more new york to me than the vessel in hudson yards will ever be
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchendidn’t get the job i interviewed for, let’s at least get this viralgoofy in Hamilton be like “raise a glawrss to freedom”
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @nickb1017 @McHenryJD Hey, Buck! @nickb1017 @McHenryJD Matthew BroderfistmeDuring Wednesday’s debate, @PeteButtigieg described Bernie Sanders as cultivating a “uniquely” toxic support base o… https://t.co/X3eztc37oo
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenI discovered something utterly horrifying about the new Harrison Ford movie and I feel compelled to share it all wi… https://t.co/uHcBtAni0A
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @dare_iicckk Maybe you’re the one farting, ever think about thatcompletely insane to me that an organizer i really respected on progressive queer campaigns here in the city has s… https://t.co/6iK1i0xCWswait that’s it?????? I thought they sing Lady MarmaladeAlan Cummings’s presence in this movie is lowkey disconcertingthis stage in this club is a different size in every scenenot this goth clown putting his fingers underneath xtina’s chin to lift her eyes to histhe wigs in this movie are unforgivableI hope Xtina got a frikkin cut of the sale that she gave Cher the idea for??????what the fuckAIR RIGHTS??????? THIS STUPID MOVIE IS ABOUT AIR RIGHTS?????????how did Xtina not realize Stanley Tucci is gay??? is she not familiar with his oeuvre where he plays all characters who read as gay????QUINN FABRAY?!is the plot of this movie a slow burn towards saving the club before xtina ultimately leaves town? what the hell“Well, it’s official, you’re definitely not gay” ????????????????????????????? xtina, you have him draped in she… https://t.co/j0TntdoThlthis is the longest movie i have ever seenHE PUT ON JEANS?! AFTER ALL THAT?!this is the worst seduction i have ever seen, this guy has NO game, is he really gonna kiss her with famous amos mouththe makeup on the men in this movie is AWFULthis movie is a low-stakes SHOWGIRLSdoing research on stanley tucci and i came across this stunning gem https://t.co/bduvbiemJyI did not know how many memes I know so well are from this stupid stupid moviehow the duck have i never seen this film, i am in heavenWAGON WHEEL WATUSIKristen Bell serving major Frances Ruffelle in the 90s vibes @CallmeDdawg @Paigey_Mac we couldn’t even get through half of the first episode!!!!I am watching Burlesque for the first timelove is blind is unwatchableWhen my mom died, the hospital bill was 300 thousand dollars for a single 36 hour span. The healthcare industry and… https://t.co/yECWuZ1R15
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenI’m sorry but this is SENDING me. The racist audience cheered for “what happened to Gone With the Wind” but then wa… https://t.co/E9kjidhr27
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenjust a fat triangle, no https://t.co/a7HzwplDjdBetween the start and the end of last night's debate, Bloomberg made Bernie's entire net worth just in interest. https://t.co/ecRf61O3QQ
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenok drag me https://t.co/Kab9eGuqISmultitudes https://t.co/lLl8ygEcb7We were given Shrek: the Musical 10 years agodamn Tati didn’t have to go off on James THIS hard 😳😭 https://t.co/KD86dS6Dxt
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @jamesholod you worked HARD today and deserve a TREATI’m not a Klobuchar fan, but that smug look of superiority has nothing to do with him being gay and everything to d… https://t.co/et2LJfHXRM
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchen @Karchswag back already? @nickb1017 TEXT ME IMMEDIATELY AFTER
2/21
2020
Last week it was “Warren disappeared in the debate”. This week it’s “Warren was mean/nasty.” The double standard is… https://t.co/1AwiuMJXse
Retweeted by bon appetit yeet kitchenI LOVE KATY KEENE SO MUCH https://t.co/dBv9X3khC7
2/20
2020

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