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Author of the Iron Druid Chronicles and the Seven Kennings trilogy, co-author of the Tales of Pell. Likes tacos & despises fascism. He/him.

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@ConfusedLinnet Thanks so much! @BBolander I just kinda figured recently that I *average* 15k a month but yeah, often fall short is that.
2/18
2020
@fullcircleokc Thanks for having me! Your store is wonderful.#amreading Blight of Blackwings by @KevinHearne I am in awe of the cleverness of this presentation. Having all th… https://t.co/bHRovCY9Vn
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2/17
2020
Thanks for reading! https://t.co/NK1UzBsictSee? Thong looks great https://t.co/uqDeIHtgHZ @ZaneINC Hot yellow thong tho, highest quality. He can’t swim in those heavy robesBaby Yoda is packing for the beach. Thong is gonna look pretty good I bet https://t.co/pHoWvuLY5vThis really is required viewing. https://t.co/l8T9eQKWt0
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @GiantTourtiere My god where is this article? I mean regular hippos are already deadly af. I can only imagine the h… https://t.co/uUROQoU0mM @GiantTourtiere Are the cocaine hippos available locally or do we have to get them shipped and pay customs tax @sadiecrandle He wings it! And thanks so much!Revisions on a manuscript this morning. Hoping to catch BIRDS OF PREY later. Hope you have a spiffy Sunday. @ghostfinder Oh cool! Did you like? @ChuckWendig Bloomberg: 12 billion! Mmm, mine all mine. Warren: 12 billion! Here ya go, everybody @Xenorye Thanks kindly. It was awesome to meet you too—thanks so much for taking the trouble to come say hi! Full C… https://t.co/NqyJnvxFWX @tpaulschulte923 Thanks for reading. @peripateticmeg It is a hopeful example, isn’t it? A career change for him, but still creative, and it’s finding it… https://t.co/7g0Tt0SanGA RASTRUM is a multi-nibbed pen used to draw the five lines of a musical stave simultaneously. It literally means ‘… https://t.co/G3FsRsxKrN
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2/16
2020
@rorecsama I didn’t check the release dates but I did find a couple that were new to me, yeah. They were under my r… https://t.co/2GKnhSHnEC @BBolander @JohnTibbetts2 I like the guest singers too. I put his stuff on shuffle today and it’s this really happy sort of chill @lacerys Yep he is @JohnTibbetts2 There are quite a few nowI like how Steve Martin just keeps quietly releasing banjo albums @HeyLuckyAnnie Aww! Thanks Annie!That’s not the job for me, but Senator Warren would be super duper great at it. (Also yay, thank you for reading!) https://t.co/9VObvhvZg4My library's address stamp landed in an interesting place on the map for A Plague of Giants. I give you, the sunken… https://t.co/CcP0M7nfVt
Retweeted by Kevin HearneWell, this was fun. https://t.co/igcBjtxxco
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @ThomasBurkhartB Oh yeah, for sure. The Seven Kennings is a trilogy. Next book finishes it up. @ThomasBurkhartB Thanks! For series, I know some vague bits about the middle and the end, and these become sharper… https://t.co/YRYYk407ItIf thou art in London or cool with getting books shipped from there, you have a spiffy shop that deserves support.… https://t.co/nilYnffRGX @kevin_strine @JGurley43 Well, I like writing them all. But Hanima is a particular favorite. @JGurley43 Yeah, Hanima and Gondel Vedd are pretty fun for me.A BLIGHT OF BLACKWINGS is the unforgettable sequel to A PLAGUE OF GIANTS by NEW YORK TIMES bestseller @KevinHearne … https://t.co/1rCnrcsmOM
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2/15
2020
@HeckSpawn That sounds awesome! @ShelleyDarrah Yay on both counts! @alwayscoffee *fist bump* Glad you’re feeling better! @xenon_marina There are no laws regarding the cleanliness of one’s laundry I mean besides the judging glares of st… https://t.co/Lbrb8Zq4WG @xenon_marina Excellent! @abrashattitude1 You clearly know how to weekend @alwayscoffee That is an exercise I also struggle with but I did mine today too. https://t.co/9c8FqgHjiJ @colohockeygirl Nice! @CactusCorps Very sorry about the funeral; hope the rest goes well @felisconcolori https://t.co/xgxRg6oZJb @ZaneINC Oh! I probably will at some point when I am drafting; at the moment I am revising and word count challenge… https://t.co/Wv1IQld7QL @sadieros Best of luck on all counts! @TexanCaveMan I am doing the three things listed, alas!Whatcha got planned this weekend? Reading something spiffy? Writing something rad? Working on strengthening your co… https://t.co/qy5W3COse8A good overview of how we got to this point too: Who’s Profiting From Your Outrageous Medical Bills? https://t.co/WJQuIVeurC
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @Veronica Petting doggies *is* productive! Your productivity has soared! @Uman2631 Pentel EnerGel, medium tip.When you want to buy a ticket and the ticket empire site doesn’t work so you call and they say use the website haha… https://t.co/CU7Kja7FLf @ChuckWendig Holy forking shirtballs that is rad my friendSUPERMAN: my nemesis is a billionaire who uses his riches to pursue his personal vendettas instead of helping peopl… https://t.co/CJ55mmBXzG
Retweeted by Kevin HearneFinally a purpose for the internet https://t.co/53YkVITqaA
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @JamesMendur Horse is innocent! Don’t even need to read the article @BrianKipper Still not the horse’s fault @Gryff713 @luckylukeekul He will be. Fear not. @veritopathy Yeah I think that’s itI find these videos both inspiring and informative and boy is that a million miles from the current occupant of the… https://t.co/TucHwkxigF
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @sblackmoore I don’t know, man. No matter what you do, the horse you rode in on should be exempt from all blame. Ev… https://t.co/MYjCfqB6XdPeople sometimes get mad at other folks and tell those folks what to do, but then they lump in the horse they rode… https://t.co/3FscFDldIgYes! https://t.co/lHD0dTI3E2 @xMPoly Kind of you—thanks so much for reading. I am writing more stuff as fast as I can!First, yay! Thank you, and I agree that Luke and Xe are amazing narrators! But those epics take at least a year t… https://t.co/3VkKdyTJuL
2/14
2020
@Anamuk Gonna steal thoseAnd lo, the snö fell In a white pointillist blanket And Winter spake unto me And said “Verily, Cry farewell To y… https://t.co/kEW6vPcYo7 @jayewells -26 Celsius here tonight. Awww yeaaahhh @JoscMonster @DelReyBooks anything we can do? @JoscMonster Egad, thanks.That Green Knight movie trailer going around? Super excited to see the show. Because I am into Green Knight stories… https://t.co/6QICLgCInv @i_like_skulls Yeah I am so ready for this @mightymur Yay! This is great news indeed! @TC_BB1201 @penguinrandom @UPS Oh no! I am so sorry! Not sure what @DelReyBooks can do—replacing the pin is rough,… https://t.co/pvXBdN8IQ5 @GraceFranzen Looks great!! And thank you! @ChuckWendig @erinmorgenstern @Planetpinto @DelilahSDawson @malloryomeara Ohhhh very nice Tell me about the fox t… https://t.co/yhzYB63vHi
2/13
2020
So glad folks are digging it. Thanks for reading & listening https://t.co/4XPTVAhfJUHey we did a good job and made it through Wednesday https://t.co/5QnadXxDJaSomehow this pic of my dog with one contented and one panicked eye perfectly sums up 2020 so far https://t.co/yDTQ3ip17g @anni_pg Thank you! And happy creating!you just know that there's a train coming & one of them's about to roll the other on to the tracks & the train sepa… https://t.co/VkslePNlvB
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @renegadepoet22 But I do? I know the story’s getting better so I like it.After a week away from anything resembling a manuscript, I am back at it, having received notes for my sci-fi novel… https://t.co/3b8tbXzW3wLife n? I have no idea what happened there. YeeshAustralian and New Zealand peeps, I’ll be at Armageddon life n Wellington over Easter weekend. Hope to see you ther… https://t.co/UXkFPEcA8SGood morning from Mugg and Happy Toast https://t.co/YjHkyCrpt8When you’ve been away and all the pets want pets before bed https://t.co/asvYtVDKUcCursed knife that turns anything it cuts into cake https://t.co/QFK5K8LFVE
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @jayewells @CohortVIIIGames I like all your tweets Jaye but I like this one the moist
2/12
2020
@BookFilmAndTV1 No current plans, alas. @BNLittleRock It was delightful to visit! Thanks for having me! @EatRead That *is* Storm Crow btw @EatRead Please see my feed from last night. It’s all Storm CrowWhen USB-C ports were first invented, they were enormous. Thankfully technological advances have reduced them in si… https://t.co/q0zoa3vjUE
Retweeted by Kevin Hearne @matociquala Heck yes @DanPopomatic It’s basically a delicious lemon drop and you get to keep the shot glass.I bought three different bags of beans from @cartelcoffeelab while I was in AZ. Time to open one. https://t.co/ZtDnna37rL @jcvjonathan Storm Crow Manor in Toronto @plhamor817 An acquaintance
2/11
2020

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