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1980s PE teacher, unfortunately born without eyebrows.

843 Following   145 Followers   6,312 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/2/09


@TheWhiteWo1f Michael Myers? https://t.co/xdHFXRNwVH @fesshole F11 on my laptop puts it in flight mode. Couple of taps of that and you are away. Sorry that's for work,… https://t.co/bQbIcwsZey @VeryHelpers Thanks Sam. Sent it now. @VeryHelpers hi.. I have received a text from Yodel saying my parcel has been delivered today in my back porch. I d… https://t.co/QChHltw2h2 @theJeremyVine Best to ask the people it refers to. How would I know? Let them take the lead and I will follow. @BananaMLlama Glad penguin is OK and has calmed down. Need to be careful at your age looking after a young pup. 😉 @BananaMLlama Aww. What was the op for Pen?
7/8
2020
@Sergio_Georgini @anon_opin I actually went the other way. From human to cow, cow tastes better but it lacks the thrill.
7/4
2020
@SeanBurkeShow @DownloaderBot @BeardedGenius You have finally made it.
7/3
2020
@KatieKatro6abc @DownloaderBot
7/2
2020
Watching series 5 of inside no9, other than the bernie cliftons dressing room episode I think it is the most perfec… https://t.co/ymxDrKwj4Q @trouteyes Before they drop, after they've dropped. @fesshole Twitter polls are as good as signing a https://t.co/jmWb3l9RQr position to stop a war in Yemen.
7/1
2020
@Tim_Vickery 100x better than 7up?Retweet this link to the Boon Army Art & Merch Store to win this hand made cow canvas. Winner announced at noon on… https://t.co/RIpNiB0g9b
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6/30
2020
Shout out to the top 5 mates in the world, room, soul, check, monosodium gluta and g'day.
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6/28
2020
@mrgarethbrooks People are awful, individually fine but as a whole we can all fuck off. @RealBobMortimer is @AthleticoMince done Bob? Just reinstated my subscription, not sure if I should cancel. I am ha… https://t.co/TAvUwx5Mn7https://t.co/5r2GAzN8N2Sorry for my legs, it's fucking warm. @FatWhiteFamily this belongs in the louvre or to be sent in to the far reaches of the universe to let aliens know w… https://t.co/8yiewGDZPaGreat news! Ye finally got access to those sweatshops he was telling Sway about! Now he can fix everything with f… https://t.co/zLQ9Zzxomx
Retweeted by Kevin HarkinGuidance for how to apply for the COVID Summer Food Programme 👇🏾 https://t.co/samSQUcbGq Deadline for application… https://t.co/RgSeptdYD8
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6/26
2020
pretty sure you meant oscar winner Regina King https://t.co/yprwF6xweg
Retweeted by Kevin Harkin @fesshole And the only thing between you was 6 hotel rooms and a massive dose of reality.
6/24
2020
@ManMadeMoon @daraobriain He does but it grows inwards.
6/23
2020
@TEAMtalk Junichi Inamoto @Reverend_Makers Mr Fake-name was there too.
6/22
2020
Retweet for a chance to win! The prize is TWO Bands FC Frightened Rabbit shirts Available to order, with worldwi… https://t.co/1ZnRHoFpBu
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6/21
2020
@bongbrummie https://t.co/iiH1EVgsgu @Roberthastosay @simon_fluendy @g__j @sunny_hundal They were horrible to his staff because of the colour of their s… https://t.co/gCzPwlUko9 @bongbrummie Where is his right hand? @Roberthastosay @simon_fluendy @g__j @sunny_hundal He gave evidence, anecdotal, and supported his staff. I have no… https://t.co/PnMG2VaXME @anon_opin I know right? People drive cars which are tonnes of death on wheels, yet I carry around UZI and some gre… https://t.co/9s8g6wX2M4
6/19
2020
@caitiedelaney What song is that? No idea @Reverend_Makers Did you get the badge production sorted? @PrayForPatrick To be fair to him, I did remember running fast in my slippers. @PrayForPatrick Better or worse than airbrush? @StuieBuck @joelgolby Made me wish my mum had aborted me 37 years ago. Nobody buys that shit. @PrayForPatrick Peter Kay does @thethirdman05 @scottEweinberg This please Scott. @BeardedGenius That is a devastating response, that guy is a fucking idiot. @crapolatombola Not sure who you are referencing but I don't need to know. You have my support 100% with this. Any… https://t.co/wq8NrOrLtH @thrupneybithead @fesshole Christ, I have woken up to a barrage of emails telling me my order of a £600+ tread mill… https://t.co/Mv6tSi5jfI @mrgarethbrooks @XSManchester Spider webs everywhere and maybe a skeleton on the chair after they locked someone in by mistake @scottEweinberg I found at today that Jurassic Park wasn't a documentary, apparently the people were all actors and… https://t.co/NpOkRYyOs9
6/14
2020
@Reverend_Makers Think that lucozade bottle is full of acid.
6/13
2020
@KumbullaMonty @nachosarah I like to take these things on a case by case basis @KumbullaMonty @nachosarah Sometimes even two @PrayForPatrick All of them except the ones I don't like @BeardedGenius Is it because he is a massive prick?
6/11
2020
@skepticCanary @fesshole 100% this. No harm can come from having a bay
6/10
2020
@realclintonb You knew it would be be like this though. From beyond. @MarvinNMorgan What the fuck are they arguing against? @diffusedmuon @DaftLimmy If my dick allowed me to do that it would be all over the Internet. @tomigooner @SadiqKhan So are you saying if they remove statues of racists and slave traders you will continue to uphold their values? @stevendegennaro Jesus. That was an angry group of white men playing the victim. @TEAMtalk Donadoni? @EssexPR @NancyHaven Why not do both? @eliistender10 Good things come in threes.
6/9
2020
@Reverend_Makers What the fuck is wrong with people? @ClaireMPLS But surely the mall car park or in the middle of a mcdonald is fine?
6/7
2020
@mrgarethbrooks Please do a Gary Oldman in 5th element https://t.co/zSlxkQ3Qza @fesshole https://t.co/Pc9RIjU4FV @scottEweinberg There is no spark or light in her eyes. No difference from having a ventriloquist dummy sat there.
6/6
2020
@calibrax @fesshole That's a good return @fesshole I like to make them long and drawn out. Getting paid to take a shit is better than just doing it in my own time @bongbrummie Will do @bongbrummie I still haven't got round to it. My friends have been really mixed on it. I think I should bite the bu… https://t.co/TyA6aXnlDqPLEASE HELP US SAVE OUR BUSINESS. We are a black owned Ice cream shop located in Silver Spring, MD. We were denied… https://t.co/MczRnxriQg
Retweeted by Kevin Harkin @theefirecrotch @nitzbluv Sending big love from England. Sorry I couldn't give more but I hope to come visit one day. Stay safe. @BananaMLlama That dog looks like it's amazing fun.
6/5
2020
@qikipedia @TheHorrorMaster John Carpenter doesn't taste of lemons (I assume) , however after 30 years of watching… https://t.co/UbpkD2zK97
6/4
2020
@John_Lennon1092 @vonstrenginho Hiding behind Phil Mitchell
6/3
2020
@danlesac I take a stand against racism What? No, redskins is a really great name. Genocide? Nah it's just a laug… https://t.co/leEUTkSuXO
6/2
2020
@CharDeeMacDen12 @iamcrystaljae @pattonoswalt Fucking hell mate. I am from the UK and our racial profiling of POC a… https://t.co/wRFSzGsPhz @Coldwar_Steve Do you have fly fishing by J R Hartly?
6/1
2020
@SimonJHadley @Scientits Dr Ian malcolm is one wise mother flucker
5/31
2020
@AmazonHelp @HappyinScotland What the fuck is this? https://t.co/9hp3mYn68O @fesshole How many do you see? Are you usually involved? Can we trace this fesshole ? @AmazonUK https://t.co/B36chAgguY @AmazonUK what the fuck is going on with your site? https://t.co/JtD5fNXEzz @guardian To all of us, not any of them @EddieRobson It's almost like they do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a shit about any of us. But that can't be right, can it? @Bilo_Kravo Deleted the tweet like you delete you browser history everytime you hear a police siren? Nice work @waddafup We need to give the venus de milo arms so she can shove this in her gob in the louvre @sidlowe @Bilo_Kravo @BeardedGenius With all due respect Sid, his comment makes no sense and the British government… https://t.co/jIiE4P2HzH @fesshole Using as a stepping stone to get where you want but you didn't want it? Even though it gets you where you… https://t.co/jAMyf8L2DD @scottEweinberg Twilight series. Jk, they are all bollocks.
5/30
2020
@RogerQuimbly Testing his eyesight, he heard it makes you go blind. @fesshole You could just set it an hour later/earlier no matter what. She won't know
5/29
2020
Final version of the special kit we'll wear in one game! 🤤🔝 Do you want one? 👉 We'll make a raffle among all of yo… https://t.co/hf8uCzhXkh
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5/26
2020
@JimMFelton I did what I want and now I can lie about it. What the fuck are you lot going to do? @ghostpoet I won't be late for his funeral. Polishing my tap shoes now. @Reverend_Makers Is it the Shef Field? @Reverend_Makers England @scottEweinberg Dr Bunsen Honeydew, smart guy
5/25
2020
@HappyWalker59 @theJeremyVine @UKCivilService They did what they thought was reasonable given the circumstances. I don't see the issue.
5/24
2020
@craigary @scottEweinberg I assumed 3 was the penultimate season. My bad.
5/23
2020

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