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pinot @keystonemami Los Angeles, CA

that’s why they pay me the medium bucks

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Joined Twitter 10/16/10


@lilmadzzz Was it closedGonna need this https://t.co/Nq384X13yT
7/11
2020
Something very creepy that happens in like house hunters type shows is when the couples talk about how they met the… https://t.co/k3IYBzAHxKWin A Date With Tad Hamilton still slaps @SloaneAvery Really enjoyed Crazy Delicious as wellhttps://t.co/pjfN2l5qCy https://t.co/3UYdhXGLEn
7/10
2020
They took Vine from us and we finally welcomed Tik Tok with open arms.... I’m not ready to be hurt again
7/9
2020
no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself
Retweeted by pinotI’m truthfully too tired for Kanye to run for president I don’t think I can handle that
7/5
2020
Made friends with a couple recently and an hour into hanging out they revealed that they were on mushrooms. Can’t i… https://t.co/6c2BdCxEZpBridget is like “I know a spot” and it’s city walk Margaritaville
Retweeted by pinotPeople are ashamed to wear face masks but Dylan supports the Detroit Lions / Tigers publicly so get over it
7/4
2020
@Dylanin3D Mullet @jackmdalton Lmao a chest tattoo she got of randy and pop smoke don’t askNo@need for conversation context just know my mom threw RIP Pop Smoke out of left field #RIPPOPSMOKE https://t.co/6nq8SosmPjoh to be a cloud in a studio ghibli movie
Retweeted by pinotThis is exactly what I been saying https://t.co/VonKBls8KcI hope everyone knows that I’m not celebrating the fourth this year, just getting drunk on a Saturday
7/3
2020
Can’t wait to see what Instagram sells today !! Yesterday was a pajama set.
7/2
2020
Might write a dissertation diving into the formative years of Tom Hanks’ sons Colin and Chet https://t.co/CwJZDMGPYf
7/1
2020
I don't think Arizona should shut down tubing. People who regularly float down the Salt River are already immune to every virus.
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6/29
2020
@RayHughesLA No not in LA but the line to checkout was disturbing. Left my entire full cart lol
6/28
2020
My cat doesn’t like his new food but it was $42 so guess what? Yep I’ll buy him whatever he wants what flavor do you want baby boy
6/27
2020
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6/26
2020
An...anti... mask... rally... @jackmdalton I don’t even know what to say to thisI’m tired of “wearing a mask” being a political opinion. The Facebookuplicans are making it abundantly clear that t… https://t.co/papmb4Mmlw
Retweeted by pinot @X_Jon What do you need to sneakily listen to?
6/25
2020
Why’d someone take the time to do this https://t.co/uVMLsgM5UY
6/24
2020
@SloaneAvery 😂😂😂 @broooookieeeeee I feel like I have very poor manicure luckJust got my nails done and the lady goes “do you want me to do your cuticles” ???? Yes it’s a manicure and I haven’t had one in four months
6/23
2020
@Nikki_Fife H o wPissed off that these were ever a thing https://t.co/pS4t1ep6Vw
6/22
2020
@X_Jon Interesting to see that’s why you want a wedding @AndreaJeanSmith FactLittle bit hungover but gonna wear a sundress and booties to walk the dog so that everyone knows I’m the main characterCan’t believe we let three pitch perfect movies happenEvery day the USA takes one more step into becoming this actual movie https://t.co/KlWDYYtaY7 @BilliamMcCoy @Allie_Knill My jaw dropped I hate it hereRandom girl just asked if I was a model and YES I will put that on my resume
6/21
2020
It hot https://t.co/oX3vJy67Bp @Dylanin3D Omg mellow mushroomObsessed w that terrible specific brand of “stoner art” https://t.co/trpVL2acQRFriendly reminder that I will buy most things advertised to meLook if I’m going to meet a puppy I need to know it’s name otherwise I’m unsatisfied
6/20
2020
I really want to play #TLOU2 all weekend but also they’re selling frozen Moscow mules on our street @BilliamMcCoy @jphever It’s beauuuutiful
6/19
2020
POKÉMON FUCKING SNAP ANNOUNCED LETS GO #PokemonPresents
6/17
2020
I met a stranger who gave me her air fryer recently is that normal
6/16
2020
No matter how awful the concept, i will watch any Adam Sandler movie. I once downloaded The Cobbler, where Adam San… https://t.co/rTAsOAGcHd
6/15
2020
I feel like simply don’t wear an Apple Watch
6/14
2020
How I tell Christian to dress vs. the shirt he bought https://t.co/mHP5s0hZMY"iT's oUr HeRitAgE" Pokemon Go has lasted longer than the confederacy did and with three times the Americans behi… https://t.co/c6c8YzgqdJ
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6/13
2020
@kylrzzrdy These fits hurt mehttps://t.co/7H3uWucwfaDylan and I used to sit in the dark together drinking a 30 pack watching worldstar vine compilations to pregame for a night out lolChristian really just had to sincerely tell me not to get into mechanical keyboardsHow do u pass a law named after a person and dont arrest the people who killed her https://t.co/4MO7B2nvwU
Retweeted by pinotI’ve already sent him money like what do i do nowBuddy I’m in a relationship https://t.co/cpdwsswj1ksony: the PS5 is the greatest machine ever made. it will redefine what console gaming means. look at these incredib… https://t.co/LIM96DcmYE
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6/12
2020
I have absolutely no information on this game and I n e e d it #stray https://t.co/eo3Yz89hNgI am very curious why they started out the livestream w them bringing GTA 5 to ps5? Anyone?Putting my headphones in for the presentation just like PlayStation asked me to #PS5Reveal https://t.co/DiB6MSrPow @katiesalazar Absolutely breathtaking @katiesalazar This is my ideal situationglad the most iconic LA statue isn’t a colonizer it’s a bunch of wooly mammoths children helplessly watching one of… https://t.co/dBzo9MXOur
Retweeted by pinot @t_hillz A+ work Tom
6/11
2020
@lilmadzzz @Dylanin3D 😂😂😂😂 @lilmadzzz @Dylanin3D Is this the song
6/9
2020
@bryanintihar ♥️♥️♥️♥️
6/7
2020
gen z is unstoppable https://t.co/yHSDYYNOMi
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6/6
2020
Me whenever Christian comes by my laptop and sees me online shopping yet again https://t.co/4rAFMGKNREhttps://t.co/gpiT8oTWoB https://t.co/QCoQBiJfDFOne step away from getting one of those clear cat backpacks if you’re wondering how my mental state isI need to know what makes these girls continue to think doing things like this is a good idea???? Someone find this… https://t.co/zdXIY8W0HMI need to know the same answer but can’t bring myself to retweet the video. https://t.co/mZwploMqxN
6/5
2020
Me when I read a tweet that I think says “defend cops” vs when I realize it says DEFUND https://t.co/l7qegVCM4X @AndreaJeanSmith Prob a combination of all three🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/5YJvV2P42CI find it extremely difficult to be expected to work right now. So unbelievably unimportant.
6/1
2020
Me w/ a Star Wars arm tattoo lol https://t.co/IW48btsnc2I am tired and I am sad... that is all
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5/30
2020
A+ new music Friday this week
5/29
2020
@liainwonderland AT LEAST WE OFFICIALLY HAVE DISNEYWORLD
5/28
2020
So this is what I’m doing now everyone mind your business https://t.co/rjKr2fNbALCould not pay me money to watch fuller houseMe and the girls would wear 7” tall shoes like this to a party with shattered bathroom doors and a community tub of… https://t.co/CxuWDWUQIM
5/27
2020
I only use my personal laptop for the sims, and it keeps questioning me on if I’m SURE I want to take up so much st… https://t.co/YulT5WfRUU
5/25
2020
@liainwonderland That’s worth the whole pandemic to meThinking about the time @Nikki_Fife sent me a glass of milk at the bar and I immediately poured it into my wine and… https://t.co/yfIW01QFp9I could not possibly keep track https://t.co/xHCV7LvcQm
Retweeted by pinot @Dylanin3D Same dylan, there’s no way of tracking this for me
5/23
2020
@ocdustino @Dylanin3D HahahhaMy parents ordered a board game from Walmart and instead got a box of pregnancy tests and my mom really pulled me a… https://t.co/KrczaF2yfm
5/22
2020
I truly don’t understand the absolute hysterics of people complaining about not wanting to wear a mask for 40 mins… https://t.co/b1KRWngdQj @liainwonderland @emilyhainess Where have you guys been
5/21
2020
Not a like in sight, people just living in the momentTold my mom I bought her a surprise and now I’m worried that she’s going to be disappointed that it’s just the new white claw flavors
5/18
2020

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