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comedy felon. Filmmaker: Shitfaced Co- Host of Frantic at @TheStandNYC Seen on: @TLC #mbffl , @ComedyCentral & @Trutv

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Joined Twitter 5/20/13


Thursday. Me @attell and some very special friends. @KFreehams @IANfidance and more. Use code CONEY20 for discou… https://t.co/Rouz5VNkdp
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanDemocrats must be so proud. https://t.co/nEiUwT1b4A
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9/23
2020
Nvm I shot itAnybody know an emergency nyc cat rescue? Les preferable - I hate cats but a kitten was hit by a car...My mama was a’ English teacher I know how to use correct English But Sometimes I just don’t feel like it aaaand I ain’t got to ⛷
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanThis Sat outdoors. Also on the show is @KFreehams and @ciphasounds. Tickets https://t.co/hMBbyAc10D
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @AOC Yeah the spelling/writing legislation was a lay up @AOC You get the W here AOC🥰 https://t.co/FnSpDXPpow
9/22
2020
Lol! For a second I thought it was @KFreehams https://t.co/FhvoBPKx3k
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanSome exciting news! We're bringing back the 50's with drive-in shows at the Coney Island Amphitheatre! 🎡 It's been… https://t.co/PrlCKIrDjm
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanOmg @MykaFox w the @DevonESawa rt https://t.co/sJ8M5BJByX
9/21
2020
Take a look at this muuug fffft fffft 🤘🏼 @ChipChipperson https://t.co/166NkToBKU
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanTo the douchebags who suddenly speak in a Spanish accent when speaking to restaurant workers: how did you stop?
9/20
2020
It’s actually 4 I’m such a dumb female criminal @KFreehams @NYPD She’s a rebel.
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @JShelley37 @NYPD @Mrjimflorentine 👂🏼I’m on 3 illegal comedy shows tonight catch me if you can @nypd ! @BarstoolPAT I worked out, only one load though...Is it #christmas yet? https://t.co/THPG9Azop5
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehanwhen you ask the guy at the dispensary what he recommends https://t.co/rLSvEjWxCS
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9/19
2020
I high fived @RichVos this morning bc we’ve been married 15 years and no one thought we could do it.
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanJim must really need the money https://t.co/x702V6lYsh
9/17
2020
Kanye be streaming https://t.co/rsquVnIUTuhttps://t.co/BDlDFRaK9h https://t.co/sbNVW248GX
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @luisjgomez @ChrisScopo @KFreehams @ZacIsNotFunny Feehan? Fuck yeah, I'm tuning in! #FeeStan
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanAwww shit. Getting real ass this morning with @ChrisScopo and @KFreehams! Watch live and always free 11am ET… https://t.co/IZxYJbkCfi
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9/16
2020
@BarstoolBrkfast @LargeBarstool Hoping gravity makes it longer? 😜😘❤️ @PhilanthropyGal @levfersh @ChloeLaBranche @ryanlongcomedy @Dannyjokes Different but we all use the word buoyantI bet @levfersh feels just like Drew does in this vid when @KFreehams @ChloeLaBranche @ryanlongcomedy @Dannyjokes &… https://t.co/zQwV4oPF9n
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanI love the drunk brother on 90 day fiancé ... “America is gonna talk now. Are you gonna fight me in Moldova?” 😂😂😂
9/15
2020
Thanks fo coming out to the burbs to visit the dojo, show was FUCKING HYSTERICAL!! @aaronbergcomedy @KFreehams https://t.co/BcxgEH4Vn2
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanI always wear a mask when I go outside. But something about it was leaving me anxious and unsettled. I thought abou… https://t.co/o3nzDbij9L
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanYou’re an idiot if you think Joe Rogan should host a presidential debate instead of a presidential episode of fear… https://t.co/u0ETgDJL7D
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @thekidjared Do you really be tweeting be?Congrats. One day at a time. https://t.co/cVfKswlQmo😂😂😭 @large is this bc I referred to @willcolon66 as a Thick Maxwell?... I ❤️ these guys. https://t.co/YanBMxy2W0
9/14
2020
I like him already. https://t.co/0LIfc3LAJL
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanNow he’s saying “let me slide into your bms”My non comic boyfriend keeps saying mean (not funny) things to me & saying “Roasted! Call me Tommy Boston Market.”Mama Mia! https://t.co/RH29Sa7Xmv
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanIt was so fun. Thanks for bringing me @aaronbergcomedy ❤️ https://t.co/pJuYJ8hO8wNo one tell my daughter this isn’t a pony https://t.co/IIIqDw8hKV
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @bonniemcfarlane @realjeffreyross Bonnie Maaaaaac 😭😭😭😭How was cuties, @realjeffreyross ?
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9/13
2020
New merch!! https://t.co/x8zOfIdzhV
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanDabbling John @ChrissieMayr https://t.co/kCPT6Ji3mT
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @BarstoolPAT Let’s hear it for those bisDamn. Forever mood https://t.co/3MuFstUiZb
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanOne of the best things about my dog is how much he hates horses and their horse bullshit. https://t.co/LinAMocfuE
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9/12
2020
@franciscellis You’re sickI’m still doing this to every Republican who sends my mom a SASE. ⁦ https://t.co/KO1b0IDNfP
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @BarstoolPAT YesI was going to write an essay about how brave I am to stay in NYC, then I walked by a line 5 blocks long full of pe… https://t.co/LGf8PNdxvjApparently I’m not a feminist because I criticized another woman’s work and said she wasn’t funny. If feminism is l… https://t.co/TmOQvtFZJb
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanFamous podacast couple @ChipChipperson and @KFreehams have adopted an abandoned dog. @travistefft @jimandsamshowhttps://t.co/P5so4gFKI7
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @AminStereo Mine are perfectI moved to NYC for college 3 days before 9/11. After the attack most of my freshman class moved back home. I got dr… https://t.co/kwmKZPr2ZSAll the cuties have bigger tits than me.9/11: My Reflection https://t.co/9tJENPCTEV
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanKerryn is absolute fire!!! 💥 https://t.co/uQQuIjipqU
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @misstrionics @MykaFox There you go spelling words wrong again *pRetty. You’re writing unfunny shit left and right gtfo. @misstrionics @MykaFox I was using slob to critique your writing.. Lazy, slovenly, boring if you will. And for the… https://t.co/mPZYWo32hJThis is a funny tweet about cum that made me laugh and she didn’t even go to Harvard. https://t.co/JHnStsYCf6 @misstrionics @MykaFox Maybe read what you wrote and ask yourself “does this stink?” & then press deleteGet her Mickey! https://t.co/1gdY4gHuMiThere’s gum stuck to my dog. Used to be a lot more. This is fine right. https://t.co/nv49FC0LDx
9/11
2020
We’re doomed https://t.co/7LAqR5Aqxb
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan“Sex and the city isn’t realistic” https://t.co/3K6RXG1acM
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanUnreal! @NYGovCuomo and @NYCMayor allow events like this in bryant Park but comedy clubs are getting harassed by th… https://t.co/zfBgDOyeJW
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @nypost She went to Harvard but spelled slob wrong multiple times.“Me and my friends are staying.” https://t.co/FrZ6vV6f8i
9/10
2020
Cool gripe 🙄 https://t.co/N026RroM0wOld flames die hard cc: @Mrjimflorentine @KFreehams https://t.co/IP5HJbeC0J
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan"So Ellen wants to tell her side of the story, what do you think? - @willcolon66 "I think she should admit to bei… https://t.co/f0OsqAxuIP
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehanmy worlds on fire how about yours https://t.co/S8wHj3mkFE
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanThe Queen of Mean @KFreehams has entered the building https://t.co/bZmB2CJnsm
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan"How should I lose weight." - @LargeBarstool "Drink Visine, get in a sauna, don't eat, drink water, go diarrhea."… https://t.co/JVeIUJDGKA
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @BarstoolBrkfast @LargeBarstool @KFreehams Great trio here! Glad she's back in studio
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @notsam @KFreehams @ClaireTheScare If there isn’t a bidding war by @barstoolsports and @gasdigital for a @KFreehamshttps://t.co/jP7msKy1jg
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanShe’s baaackkkkkk @KFreehams joins the program tomorrow at 9:00 AM plus a special surprise caller. See. You. Then. https://t.co/Eem4uKc0ul
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9/9
2020
Fun time back on the air this morning. @KFreehams & @ClaireTheScare are gems. https://t.co/aCbKhXR4qt
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanReal quick: ghee sucks @KFreehams Crushed it today and look into CYDY.
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanCatching up with @KFreehams and @SorryDontClaire right now on #JimAndSam! https://t.co/Bbm5GzMzSS
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @jimandsamshow @KFreehams @SorryDontClaire @SIRIUSXM https://t.co/ECRAObpmFP
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanBack at it again with #JimAndSam! We’ll check in with @KFreehams and @SorryDontClaire later this morning. Tune in o… https://t.co/emmZAcRcDs
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9/8
2020
Wet Spot Labor Day Surprise Bonus episode!!! Taped last week for your enjoyment 🙃 TONIGHT 7:30pm EST with… https://t.co/AuXkmV575O
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9/7
2020
Yoooo I wanna perform WAP so bad with a lot ass crowd.I miss shows and festivals..Yoooooo I would of went crazy 😩
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanBeautiful shithole. https://t.co/GTHmQdDpVh
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehanposting this for @johnlegend and @JheneAiko only❣️ Happy Saturday tho❤️ https://t.co/Gq5CNCnOo2
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9/6
2020
$10 she’s an art teacher https://t.co/Jwebo0EKvYI started this new thing whenever I see a man parallel parking, I stand behind his car and give him directions park… https://t.co/YRK5Yibqs3
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanApparently now mask holsters are a thing. What could go wrong?! 🙄 https://t.co/DnwBi2OlJS
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanMy husband can remember every karate kick he ever landed in competition but not the buttons on the dryer
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanWife: The baby's not breading! Husband: breading?? Wife: Breathing! Stupid autocorrect. Lol! Husband: LMFAO!
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanTell them they have to get high before the test too. Your brain remembers something best if you replicate the circu… https://t.co/E4jD0IvsqO
Retweeted by Kerryn FeehanSEND Me Money!! With @KFreehams Watch full episodes at https://t.co/EJf0OXdVI0 https://t.co/HoqUwnHKeU
Retweeted by Kerryn Feehan @sambanks2 @ChipChipperson @KFreehams https://t.co/vKqRFboKKq
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9/5
2020
The great @KFreehams teaches me about sobriety and alcoholism on today’s new episode of The Lev Fer Show. Up now on… https://t.co/EXhJGDyZBf
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9/4
2020

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