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Escaped to New York.

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Joined Twitter 6/8/11


@agraybee https://t.co/fN2AWp6elw @MeliMels99 @RepAdamSchiff Saving his own skin?
10/17
2019
I nominate Cory Booker to give me a hug.
10/16
2019
@ExplorationBlog @BrianConnolly74 One of the Pod Save America guys is arguing about him- a teachable moment! @lameravioli Standing is my only form of exercise!
10/14
2019
This looks like a meeting of the human villains from every Muppets movie. https://t.co/IO64xvFmia
Retweeted by Karina Gaige @ag_due @dennisdiclaudio I like TPM and also The Daily - The NY Times podcast. It takes one news item and breaks it… https://t.co/2bSDiW7Wbe
10/4
2019
@ericclee1 Ok, which Gen X slacker is running?
10/2
2019
This was a bad week for me to try to quit Twitter.
10/1
2019
@RepAdamSchiff L’shanah Tovah and thanks for working over the holiday. What you are doing is way more important than going to services.
9/30
2019
@marcushjohnson Very early smears from the left of her being a “cop” - I couldn’t understand the vitriol - so I thi… https://t.co/xkqqqJ4dUWWill my kids have a memory of Rachel Maddow on TV every night during impeachment the way past generations remember… https://t.co/rSQ0ierlS4
9/29
2019
Proper use of an apostrophe: D’oh! @Greg_Boose @VictorOzols N’o @otterlycynthia @YourProtagonist I never needed Rachel Maddow more than I did last night. She says don’t feel bad if you’re confused.
9/27
2019
You only hear about whistle blowers. How come people who find out about crooked shit only blow whistles? Just once… https://t.co/G0ToIFThKj
Retweeted by Karina Gaige
9/26
2019
@VictorOzols So glad that I don’t have to pay attention to the NYC school calendar anymore now that my kids are free range. @ExplorationBlog we’re doomed
9/24
2019
@ExplorationBlog I can’t believe people are still talking about that guy sheesh.I saw this headline and panicked that something had happened to Warren! https://t.co/C1ZtLvvKFW
9/23
2019
@katiecavanagh I’m routinely proud/horrified that our alma mater is a cliche.
9/22
2019
@YourProtagonist Creative tech company lay-off stories could fill a book. I could tell a couple.
9/18
2019
@YourProtagonist Yes, I have that. But it’s a VHS tape of a cable access show that provided live coverage of my high school prom. @YourProtagonist You mean the date ? I still have some office papers that blew out he window of the World Trade tow… https://t.co/E2cVMdH7tO
9/17
2019
@BeninBiloxi @dennisdiclaudio This is my attitude. I don’t care what they spend the money on, obviously they need it.
9/12
2019
@ilanalevine Where is that little boy I used to know? #SunriseSunset
9/11
2019
@VictorOzols Great advice @JBarrettNYC ! @katiecavanagh My sympathies 🙏
9/7
2019
The comments on this tweet should be enjoyed along with a nice Friday happy hour beverage https://t.co/JU6xKpwkgq
9/6
2019
@ExplorationBlog It was too normal!!I was away for a week in Canada and I kind of missed the trash heaps and dysfunction back here.
9/3
2019
@tritter And add chipotle mayo.
8/25
2019
the best possible thing right now would be for Denmark to give Greenland to Obama for free
Retweeted by Karina Gaige
8/21
2019
They were cheesy and shallow, but also #80smoviestaughtus #reproductiverights @mcsweeneys https://t.co/ekVVt9p2gl
8/16
2019
@MattTheBrand In high school, my boyfriend told me he had to go and find himself.
8/14
2019
The formative music of my youth includes a love song that David Lee Roth wrote to his car https://t.co/ayFfrB18dF via @YouTube
8/13
2019
The main difference between childhood and adulthood is how excited I am to go to bed.
8/9
2019
@YourProtagonist Sorry for accidentally triggering you 😜Lena Dunham’s role in the Tarantino movie was weirdly appropriate #Oberlin
8/2
2019
@reedandcaroline @tritter I’m offended.
7/30
2019
@danielradosh My cat is weirder than your cat https://t.co/d5qpctQrdJ
7/24
2019
@tritter Thank you for not collecting my social security number.
7/18
2019
This is my cat https://t.co/rSdLiOl7C1
7/17
2019
“Make an ashtray for your parents” was one of my elementary school assignments #70saesthetic #GenX https://t.co/ovGHgm06Y5
7/11
2019
@dennisdiclaudio @jjz1600 This is a perfect tweet 😘
7/3
2019
@tritter @YourProtagonist Ok fine, I’ll watch it.Once again my faith in humanity was restored by having someone return something that I lost on the subway. The mora… https://t.co/cwUp7gJtwb
7/2
2019
Marianne Williamson's silence on this is deafening https://t.co/22XU3I5hYv
Retweeted by Karina Gaige
6/28
2019
@YourProtagonist My husband thinks that Beto is Latinx now
6/27
2019
@maliagriggs We kept our own last names (most people I know did) and the kids have my last name as a middle name. W… https://t.co/9wayB12jdv
6/20
2019
@_celia_bedelia_ Someone tried to convince me that giving birth in a hospital is bad because the environment is so… https://t.co/G93MEmWLkW
6/11
2019
@justgeorgeIII @michaeldweiss Funny but true. The Trump election made me lose faith in both a deep state and a higher power.
6/7
2019
@katiecavanagh @NYPDnews The street is blocked off for Eid celebrations. Also, do you live near me?
6/4
2019
@AltWrtGrmmrNzi @veleda_k @aimeeterese #rigged
6/3
2019
@joshgreenman Dropping my laundry off at the corner and picking it up all nice and folded makes me feel sorry for a… https://t.co/hksO4vuGRa
5/29
2019
@brickhouse1964 I think he really likes Trump, wanted him to be president (clearly, by the one-sided leaking). Why change now?
5/24
2019
@YourProtagonist @katiecavanagh Perspective.Oy https://t.co/yXzjXxTAME
5/23
2019
@theonlygrynex @fimoculous This is the best answer yet.
5/15
2019
I’m just sitting here trying not to catch the measles.
5/10
2019
My son’s baseball coach is speaking to the team sternly in Brooklynese and I think I need a life coach with that accent. @jmatzify @deborah_levine I never fell for this one, because I am sophisticated... @nockpippy My teenager is always amazed at how boring my dreams are.
5/9
2019
PLEASE stop tweeting about Game of Thrones until I watch the show maybe eight years from now or probably never
Retweeted by Karina Gaige @jmatzify #Sad
5/6
2019
@eunicortiz @joshgreenman But he’s missing that adorable je ne sais quoi @OliviaMesser @maliagriggs Here’s mine https://t.co/Hu0dZeJlnB
5/4
2019
Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are my Proustian madeleines. And any other flavor that was made in a lab in the 70s.
5/3
2019
@ilanalevine @GameOfThrones It’s ok, we all know you’re just waiting for Game of Thrones the musical.
4/30
2019
PS: Every prediction I've ever made has been wrong.My prediction: Bernie vs. Biden infighting will inadvertently create a safe space for our next female candidate.
4/26
2019
@joshtpm I clearly deserve something for having to grow up in the 80s.
4/22
2019
My #GOT name is Karina, first of her name, mother of teen boys, ruiner of dinner parties.
4/18
2019
@YourProtagonist @peterbakernyt But I need my Sunday Times crossword puzzle, paper version! Am I a sellout?
4/17
2019
@YourProtagonist You’re not into group texting with random hostile strangers?
4/9
2019
@chrislhayes Top notch
4/5
2019
@ilanalevine How did you get Siri to narrate your bio? Is she hard to work with?
3/31
2019
@tritter Best: https://t.co/oo65yT6P0o
3/30
2019
I just came home to find my husband watching basketball and it looks like Area Team is winning. Very exciting!
3/29
2019
@grfxfreak @g_pratimaaa Must we taunt Florida man? He has been through so much. @g_pratimaaa I can’t even print my “Florida Man” headline because it’s too sad and I will feel like a terrible person
3/21
2019
@VictorOzols The saddest place on earth. @dennisdiclaudio It's a pretty fascinating grifter story.
3/19
2019
@cjjohnsonjr Hanging out on LinkedIn obv
3/14
2019
@bobcesca_go Thanks for featuring the band from Reading, PA. I don't hear much about my hometown in the media unles… https://t.co/jgpHZY3bGaThinking of bribing my kid NOT to apply to one of the top schools, too pricey. Also, he still accepts bribes in candy form.
3/13
2019
@akashgoyal @SpeakerPelosi @realDonaldTrump And then they just tweet “yes I am,” “no you’re not” back and forth for awhile.
3/12
2019
@RiverClegg @horseysurprise I know I’m a bit older than you but jeezMy colleagues in Europe had the day off today for #InternationalWomensDay - classy move, Europe.
3/9
2019
@editagogo I'm always grateful when I read a non-angry thing on Twitter.
3/6
2019
@mannyswit @Jpdawe7 @peterdaou Yup, and like I said initially, his actions have prevented all of us from coming cl… https://t.co/Y0hSpA9zYc @mannyswit @Jpdawe7 @peterdaou At least we both agree on Biden Lol. Hillary said that some places could raise the m… https://t.co/AZdVIufKgK @mannyswit @Jpdawe7 @peterdaou A Democrat would not have withdrawn from the Paris Climate agreement, would not have… https://t.co/xBvQPLGH7G @mannyswit @Jpdawe7 @peterdaou ? Every Dem except one voted against Kavanaugh and it wouldn’t even have been an iss… https://t.co/rBGSFIXhpv @mannyswit @Jpdawe7 @peterdaou Too bad his actions have helped Republicans win and gotten us further away from any… https://t.co/qg03b8T7zD
2/26
2019
Me getting on a plane is like my cat getting into his cat carrier.
2/16
2019
@VictorOzols Normally yes, but it was the only appointment she had! I think she saves March and April for her VIP clients.I’m preparing for my annual scolding from my tax lady.
2/9
2019
It’s good to log back on to Twitter every once in awhile to remind yourself how terrible everything is.
2/5
2019
To celebrate Super Bowl weekend, I’m driving to a house in the mountains with no TV.
2/1
2019

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