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Escaped to New York.

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Joined Twitter 6/8/11


@eligaigeco Valid. @eligaigeco Who is cooler than me? @eligaigeco Yes you are sweetie.
5/27
2020
@eligaigeco I hope middle school was as exciting as you imagined 😆 @haysfizz I’ll take it. @katiecavanagh It was almost as good.We ventured out into nature for the first time in two months and my teen said it looked just like a Windows screen saver.
5/26
2020
@MEGfHORN @lauferlaw Let’s hope
5/14
2020
@eligaigeco This May is particularly bad, I’m sorry 😐
5/13
2020
@eligaigeco Depends on how long we’re quarantined!Seems like a good time to get back to reading this book about how malaria, smallpox and TB have wiped out various c… https://t.co/4vq3HAE3Sc
5/10
2020
@doc_next Insane but also believable
5/7
2020
@gayrauder https://t.co/SQtsQs2men https://t.co/DIR53PbzaD
5/5
2020
@MrSparkleJoinMe @melisianyc @El_Jefe_PR @TheRickWilson I fought really hard against the misinformation spewed at H… https://t.co/FtRvEUjEvM
5/4
2020
@blainecapatch Yes, but I live in a 2 bedroom apartment. And in my dream I’m always like, why didn’t I know there w… https://t.co/rrOjHon01B
4/27
2020
my cat just went to the vet and they had to give him drugs to pacify him. let’s just say he’s in a trance right now https://t.co/Oiy1busf70
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4/23
2020
@eligaigeco My tens of followers agree.
4/20
2020
@angmarsrealm @OhNoSheTwitnt Yes. The suburbs of NYC basically. @YourProtagonist https://t.co/Wtgf7GoYA8Interior decorating tips for small spaces c/o my teenager. I love it. https://t.co/GIRcSpl2pL
4/15
2020
@powerchowder69 @BotAdversary @daveweigel Americans seem to like that type. Hardworking women, not so much.
4/9
2020
@powerchowder69 @BotAdversary @daveweigel And Biden is male.
4/8
2020
These noise-canceling headphones are the best pre-quarantine purchase I ever made.
4/7
2020
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners
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4/5
2020
My buddy in Pennsylvania says the Walmart is all out of paper products but there are boxes of ammo available on the… https://t.co/L3go5WEnKF
4/3
2020
@queerBengali I don’t have anywhere else to go! What are the options for people who don’t have other places?
3/29
2020
@DGinNOC @DadderGonzo @mattada27972190 @ABC7 My mom also had those symptoms in February and got tested for the flu… https://t.co/CaJdgI1nrF
3/20
2020
@eligaigeco I’m building a sensory deprivation room for you in the closet ❤️The teens and I just watched the first 5 (out of 122) episodes of Lost. We should be good for a couple of weeks
3/19
2020
This is the most useful description of symptoms that I’ve read here during my last 24 hours of staring at Twitter https://t.co/Rr5QAH6w7c
3/17
2020
During social distancing, it’s important to remember good conference call etiquette: - awkward silence - can you h… https://t.co/UxYN1kOj8i
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3/11
2020
Today I’m wearing Eau de Hand Sanitizer
3/9
2020
Marked safe https://t.co/tzXAaBhC6m
3/7
2020
PPS this prediction was wrong
3/6
2020
@acs236 @stephenlevinson True, but I was thinking more of attacks from the left - even though he is just as establi… https://t.co/TT1Lc2XHpHBiden has the lovable old grandpa edge. He won’t have to face the rage machine. He gets a pass. Sadly this is why I… https://t.co/k77KOSMdZB @admrablsnackbar @dennisdiclaudio A question about why I didn’t learn my lesson? I didn’t pick those guys. @admrablsnackbar @dennisdiclaudio Why are you yelling at me? @evilmiera @admrablsnackbar @dennisdiclaudio She also wasn’t male. Biden will get a pass on everything for being a… https://t.co/4f6k9rzeGU @admrablsnackbar @dennisdiclaudio I’m not dancing in the streets about it. I’m just saying people are traumatized a… https://t.co/DLlfnPTkZR @admrablsnackbar @dennisdiclaudio Of course it would be better but we aimed for that last time and it gave us Trump… https://t.co/35HdClafu1
3/5
2020
@eligaigeco Ok sweetie @eligaigeco Now post the handwritten letter you got from your Russian pen pal. Someone will translate it!
2/28
2020
@dennisdiclaudio Tom Steyer is actually making a lot of sense! @dennisdiclaudio https://t.co/Dl0MhFr63P https://t.co/VeXSnMUB60 @dennisdiclaudio To watch Democrats tear each other to shreds or not to watch, that is the question.
2/26
2020
@YourProtagonist I appreciate it
2/24
2020
@VictorOzols If you have to ask ...
2/22
2020
@KatyHartnett Thought you would appreciate this: https://t.co/nbTkpJSvAJ
2/20
2020
@eligaigeco What happened
2/16
2020
@VictorOzols I already take care of that myself! @mtaeckens @mariskreizman @emilynussbaum I was asked to come in to work in Manhattan on 9/11 after the towers fell… https://t.co/BJiUbT9ywC
2/14
2020
@eligaigeco Happy to take it back 😊 @eligaigeco Let’s go on a Twitter fastI know Warren will be a unifying candidate among Democrats based on the small scientific sample group of me and my… https://t.co/YnWERhCgJA @VictorOzols Once I walked into the kitchen of our old garden apartment and saw the garbage bag slowly being pulled… https://t.co/88tQbEAuly
2/11
2020
@editagogo Mine is going to say “surprisingly functional”
2/8
2020
@eligaigeco Impossible
2/7
2020
@katiecavanagh But sneaky Pete outsmarted us all! He should drop out immediately.
2/5
2020
@eligaigeco You are gorgeous.
2/3
2020
I’m tired, I’m busy, I’m disgusted with the election process and don’t want anything to do with it, but I’m still g… https://t.co/RGkP6Yoi9d
2/1
2020
This thread is the only good thing that happened on Twitter this week. https://t.co/W0LV4IGpmQ
1/29
2020
so if i am understanding correctly, a fair process should happen neither in public nor behind closed doors, not wit… https://t.co/EAUQoSnWh3
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1/27
2020
@Mother_Of_Nerds @dennisdiclaudio No it’s a plus. It proves they are honest (?) even if what they say is idiotic.
1/26
2020
@ExplorationBlog No, I made him break script and laugh! Very satisfying. I listed out all the inanimate objects tha… https://t.co/NzDA0AiPNy
1/21
2020
A public opinion pollster just called with election questions and I gave him a piece of my mind. Finally the landli… https://t.co/VywUxrjedK
1/20
2019
@_ArkLA_ @GreatWordsmith @BradMossEsq @YDanasmithdutra McConnell doesn’t play by the rules. This is what I’m worried about.
12/20
2019
@queerBengali A carefully crafted mix-tape. Although these days it would be a Spotify playlist or something
12/13
2019
On my way to work, saw a guy kick a rat that was running along the edge of the subway platform. How was your morning?
12/12
2019
@momtribevibe Been there! My son has never worn a pair of jeans in his life because they feel weird but now he’s a… https://t.co/XnoVMLK5aa
12/10
2019
@YourProtagonist That was very weird
12/5
2019
@agraybee @McReynoldsJoe I was insured when I had my first kid and still received a bill for more than $1K because… https://t.co/UHuaBnhIvV
12/4
2019
I have an intermittent case of schadenfreude that just returned. https://t.co/4fvmbBotHN
12/3
2019
@rsegal64 Good point ! Google Home is definitely not sarcastic enough for Gen X.My son just said "ok boomer" to me and our Google home device responded, "what can I do for you?" and now I'm terri… https://t.co/b1dsascTdI @atswim I’ve been on MAGA Twitter and unfortunately they are living in an alternate reality.
11/23
2019
@Shteyngart https://t.co/P4BNmg0Tjk
11/20
2019
@VictorOzols I’m Latvian and that stuff is undrinkable.
11/19
2019
@HoneyHall102 @princessmom122 @rsgarza66 @HillaryClinton My levels of pissed off are ... unhealthy.
11/17
2019
In response to a question about impeachment “Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-Texas) quickly whipped out his cell phone and b… https://t.co/Xy5kLCnkkc @YourProtagonist Be careful out there
11/16
2019
@fpsmith303 @AdamParkhomenko Not sure it will have the desired effect, I see a lot of people donating to her oppone… https://t.co/FjyUuPGWSe @elle91 Usually when I am up at that hour it’s because my cat started grooming my face.
11/15
2019
@AlesiaMed @craigstigamier @KamalaHarris And in the meantime, this program would help working parents.
11/7
2019
Trump changed his permanent residence to Florida, so we made a browser extension that changes his name to "Florida… https://t.co/xtSpRvhXCz
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11/6
2019
@soapboxdirty @danielleiat “We’re still here!” - GenX sweatshirt/ meme.
10/29
2019
@Silversalty @JoeSudbay I’m at a rush hour subway stop right now and he would definitely get booed here.
10/28
2019
@katiecavanagh A-Level smoking lounge talking to yourself? Been there!Sleep deprivation is a helluva drug.
10/24
2019
@agraybee https://t.co/fN2AWp6elw @MeliMels99 @RepAdamSchiff Saving his own skin?
10/17
2019
I nominate Cory Booker to give me a hug.
10/16
2019
@ExplorationBlog @BrianConnolly74 One of the Pod Save America guys is arguing about him- a teachable moment! @lameravioli Standing is my only form of exercise!
10/14
2019
This looks like a meeting of the human villains from every Muppets movie. https://t.co/IO64xvFmia
Retweeted by Karina @ag_due @dennisdiclaudio I like TPM and also The Daily - The NY Times podcast. It takes one news item and breaks it… https://t.co/2bSDiW7Wbe
10/4
2019
@ericclee1 Ok, which Gen X slacker is running?
10/2
2019
This was a bad week for me to try to quit Twitter.
10/1
2019
@RepAdamSchiff L’shanah Tovah and thanks for working over the holiday. What you are doing is way more important than going to services.
9/30
2019
@marcushjohnson Very early smears from the left of her being a “cop” - I couldn’t understand the vitriol - so I thi… https://t.co/xkqqqJ4dUW
9/29
2019

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