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karp @kharpys 22 she?they

kielbasa and cabbage meal enjoyer

216 Following   92 Followers   2,220 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/31/12


just watched the first sex and the city movie. don’t know why that had to be over two hours long but i like that th… https://t.co/xkmtlwCjkp
1/22
2021
@sighborgs got called an incel by the richard siken bot :/was waiting to pick up my car from maintenance earlier and they were playing a cooking show on tv in the waiting ar… https://t.co/kspp0j5I8Li think it’s fucked up that a simple chemical imbalance tags me as “mentally ill” but ppl who fantasize sexually ab… https://t.co/2I2LoKNTwV
1/21
2021
@postXamerica @slitthroatz @stupidtranquil thank you for considering meair jordans this, mittens that, a real political fashionista would wear these bad boys https://t.co/uXnPQe8Jejlegacy pic https://t.co/rro6ZyjkCX
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1/20
2021
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Retweeted by karpgot approved for the apartment and I move in on Monday!!!! yee HAW https://t.co/H0TkxHTf9r @AaronC_48 @leafsbian her burning his hat? powerful and inspiring @AaronC_48 @leafsbian it’s fact that the best seasons r the ones sandra won @leafsbian hate that i know you’re watching heroes vs villains based on thatthx twitter for nuking the video quality no matter what I do <3made bg "music" for a worm lost in hell on garageband https://t.co/Q0AqKwnLx6 @bigsuction this looks so cool!! @coomsicle stop bragging
1/19
2021
thinking of starting ventcore, a new music genre where i scream at people from inside the walls of their home @Clipart1994bot love this guy’s attitudeBUG288.BMF https://t.co/Bvv4GdAJgQ
Retweeted by karpreal life interaction with ghosts https://t.co/WnLcbSuOFA
1/18
2021
@lunch_enjoyer the people's choice. the patrick's choice. @postXamerica boomer mom gets suspicious of gay deodorantmy mother walked in and saw my old spice deodorant and was like oh, does old spice make deodorant for women now? an… https://t.co/x5AftfqUAmit’s fucked up that they made a soda called squirt. why isn’t the media talking about thiseminem had a point. i agree that it’s fun for me just to grab a boob.
1/17
2021
if i took a bite out of deodorant stick what would that do to mefriday funday not yet sundae https://t.co/l1bNh1syJ4
1/16
2021
tonight i will watch a horror film on my cracked phone screen and frown whenever i see distressing visuals
1/15
2021
when will luis tosar reveal his eyebrow secretstodays cringe https://t.co/J8CWLc2vVkNothing Personal, Strictly Business Digital collage (2021) https://t.co/oKHdGfMeHc
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1/14
2021
i think when a president is inaugurated they should T posehttps://t.co/lMBILkwlkv https://t.co/bXnDBo03Ro @PainticusYT everyone knows you go to jupiter to get more stupiderthe 1st line in the NHL is not any player. its coke
Retweeted by karp @bigbrowenergy leah needs to work on shortening her scrapbook titles @bigbrowenergy fond memories of drafting crime bills with pop popif you find yourself thinking of biden like this you are truly so stupid https://t.co/wuqwFG4TYZ
1/13
2021
https://t.co/2g0fmk3tilslime garage. bitch medium https://t.co/GOoXRv6cCK
1/12
2021
@coomsicle https://t.co/BJvJvKDTaV @airsignmenace last name ticonderoga, jersey number 2 @postXamerica post america hallmark collab
1/11
2021
three friends visit the city https://t.co/IQlLXIAmp6
1/10
2021
HOW do they do it?!?! https://t.co/f0f3ALdQw3reel art wurks https://t.co/CBbUr3QYi4 @void_hyacinth me and the girls when we get the vaccineany pals wanna slog some hog then go for a pog jog @postXamerica https://t.co/QEumJHYeSXGoodbye Mr. President https://t.co/O8HPugqpY7
Retweeted by karp @nisipisa finally, your audience won’t be as dividedthey got him https://t.co/pLqveMf9HK
Retweeted by karpTony DeAngelo now has more twitter deactivations than playoff points
Retweeted by karpPost your best trump screencaps https://t.co/gj9Supx7Ch
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1/9
2021
this is whats happening on fox news right now, tonight https://t.co/Hlsr0GRzZI
Retweeted by karpi see a head of iceberg lettuce and some gummy worms in a drawstring backpack. that is my prediction. keep an eye out for these components
1/8
2021
@reyezuelo4 hes bad at his job
1/7
2021
full credit to @thejd44 on this one https://t.co/ElD6tDVvar
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Retweeted by karpIt’s time for chicken tendies https://t.co/GDVrG2xGEb
Retweeted by karpok this is what finally broke me https://t.co/i05H2RsiO6
Retweeted by karpsonic the hedgehog is my mental health coach @ericapostam winter sux for dry skin, ive been using a face oil after moisturizing at night and it’s helped
1/6
2021
@coomsicle that will be perfect thank u @coomsicle Can you get me a pineconei went to Walmart and a man living in the paper towel stacks told me he could send me to the realm of sauce women i… https://t.co/DKUmILtHrFlisten. what if we all just contributed a single hair. we could weave it into a nice shirt. many have considered this.
1/5
2021
@coomsicle they’re a garnish @postXamerica i love the job market!
1/4
2021
@grinchposting “we were saving this money so you could go to college but now we’re gonna use it to buy beans” @kamilumin @Chinchillazllla @KenJennings @jonrosenberg jeopardy’s pr department was out of the office for the weekendsometimes u go on a walk and the world tries to trick u into thinking it’s daytime. deep down u know better, but u… https://t.co/IN2AfEtCeW
1/3
2021
2020 2: 2021 https://t.co/dT8b2ie2VC
Retweeted by karpcyberpunk 2077 but it's a newgrounds flash game from 2007 https://t.co/4yPcS59r4C
Retweeted by karpa new years comic https://t.co/zIjKkx7PHK
1/2
2021
@reyezuelo4 Minty fresh @alecrobbins thank you for this parable&god bless @postXamerica dress is cute, feet look good @haikkonst “felt like it” @midi_wizard ur style is so cool!!!!!bcame a dark lipstick enjoyer in 2020 https://t.co/i2oFGVQGDF
1/1
2020
in loving memory of macromedia flash i will be holding a moment of silence for "Kramer Hentai Adventure" https://t.co/Eo5jCczNvy
Retweeted by karp<out_of_touch_hallandoates.mp3> https://t.co/pq6x9vs0u6i almost doubted my mother’s ability to get worked up about cleaning on a holiday when she can’t have anyone over b… https://t.co/By4sAZ9AAp @alecrobbins i am reminded of the scene from the it remakes where they call pennywise a clown over and over and it dies
12/31
2020
@RileyMiner @haikkonst Dishonest King Gëråūrd is a terrible husband but an excellent babysitter @haikkonst could only afford a couple feet of jail cell bars but he’s keeping with the honor system so he doesn’t hurt the child’s feelings @flyerswitch mio this is very good @Rawnzilla @alecrobbins captures the spirit of those other old quiznos ads with the lil creatures @alandwarinasia um 🙄 im smoking THIS, loser https://t.co/FfuE5pteb1might start smoking and just streamline this whole thing
12/30
2020
CRISPY GREEN BEAN (lightly breaded green bean) (perfect side or snack) @bigsuction ur lines are god tier @postXamerica ideal dinnertimesmall cat painting with a magnetic panel on the back (pussy magnet) https://t.co/tilcoQwogC @postXamerica you
12/29
2020
A GOOD FRIEND (a bad sandwich) - watercolor https://t.co/Lc2zbdEoZt
12/28
2020
@doctopmary mister lonely 2 will feature an island full of wonder womans
12/27
2020

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