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Writer: TV, Comic Books, Book Books. Married: @JenAshleyWright. Avatar: @SassquachComics. My Real Twitter: https://t.co/jxFdT8rTRR

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Joined Twitter 5/3/08


And be performatively into itBecause she’ll know exactly what she’s getting intoTrump’s next wife is gonna be so weird @stevieboatleft YeahRemember bird boxMy face when I see a good bird box https://t.co/rkqhfZnhTBOr will they take it downAre you allowed to do middle fingers on Instagram @seanoconnz I can’t stop like gasp-laughing @seanoconnz Is he from SpringfieldThis is the funniest rich guy question I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/MhbL8DJnb2
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @seanoconnz What @atpburke Correct! I wish I could tell everyone to put it under the tree but it’ll be a little too late. And I woul… https://t.co/CtS8YpxiRh @marykroeck @JenAshleyWright Unless she specifically mentions Pequod’s or something. @_BooksForChange This is so cool! @sassquachcomics check out the homemade ornaments.Books For Change is heading to Holdfast Beach school tmrw, to read ‘Santa’s Husband’ by @kibblesmith with special C… https://t.co/puL1fEx3XZ
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith"bring back manly men" is dangerous bc you're really describing a pretty narrow window of recent time like you over… https://t.co/AE1TZyMxJG
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12/4
2020
@skeletired I get the impression they weren't supposed to take and release the footage @dr_duus It's so rare that I can virtually guarantee something but yes, it is a blast. And every other story in there is just as fun.I have written for Kate Bishop and I have written for *a* Marvel dog, but I have not written for Kate Bishop WITH t… https://t.co/AvflibM9UwHey, here's a kid-friendly #Spiderman graphic novel I co-wrote where Spidey becomes an Instagram influencer and lea… https://t.co/5h3SqDxAN6
Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithIt’s like the worlds most depressing version of the sorcerers apprenticeThis is the most dystopian thing I’ve ever seen and I go out of my way to absorb dystopian things https://t.co/O6lWPQX4e6 @eelstretching @GameCatWalk It’s a little embarrassing/confusing because my full name is Daniel Michael Jackson Kibblesmith @GameCatWalk I get a lot of notifications that are just people saying "Daniel" to me disapprovingly and I always go… https://t.co/JoycLi26T7
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @GameCatWalk I get a lot of notifications that are just people saying "Daniel" to me disapprovingly and I always go… https://t.co/JoycLi26T7😩😭 Will, the Bible teaches us that God loves us all. Please don’t ever forget that & live your life as authentical… https://t.co/36Z1TtR3ok
Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithAnyone who owns a voodoo doll of me and promises to knock it off if I get jabbed for real https://t.co/HopOiW75Jp @JamesUrbaniak Jacque Le Rippér @pixelatedboat That’s probably why they call it that The tower of terror @JenAshleyWright What jokeLet’s do this! https://t.co/O3Cv1gzlN9You know die hard is a Christmas movie because it opens with that guy on the airplane telling John McClain “Merry C… https://t.co/4xRvpDtdfi @musicboxtheatre @DanPatCa https://t.co/g2HtYwb6TtShe sounds like she’s talking to an Uber driver at 1:30 am. https://t.co/UWFxkp8eURAnd an old book out. https://t.co/iEN11uultK
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith"Everyone's favorite holiday fruitcake #HarleyQuinn and her song-slaying elf Daniel @Kibblesmith have put together… https://t.co/fUNimwpRaM
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @EricaFails What is the point of being better than them if they don’t knowI want a ps5 really bad but I’m not sure I feel comfortable paying $35 dollars at the secret Best Buy for verified Twitterok so i got some constructive criticism from my first attempt at drawing birds. many people said the legs weren’t r… https://t.co/9jgCVtsltt
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12/3
2020
@thetzechun Next level.I did this, and if you’re not in immediate financial distress, please also do this. #Georgia #Election2020 https://t.co/VjpEd10byjBREAKING: In just 5 days, 125,000 supporters and counting have contributed to @fairfightaction and the… https://t.co/kyV5BDD0yt
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @thetzechun Excellent Quarantine bitIf you are a SAG-AFTRA actor -stand with us. If you care about protecting the rights and benefits that union membe… https://t.co/FwqGcauJWW
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Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @ConroyForReal WHAT GOOGLING[whispers] “That’s Pizza Dog.” https://t.co/CU1ScpElbD @Randazzoj Oh wow that’s at least *two* nicknames thank you[Transformer comes to Earth for the first time and sees a car] Jesus Christ, she’s dead. They’re all dead. [sees… https://t.co/sCNcMtZB7Y
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @andylevy John Mulaney as Mick Jagger saying NOT FUNNY but also YESSSOr 100 Issues. https://t.co/tF6VSxVY7SA lot of my Google search history is just different pasta names I looked up in restaurants because I was too embarrassed to ask.
Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithRonald Reagan also presided over a plague where he simply allowed people to die through depraved indifference. https://t.co/BCI9wi2L3j
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @Saskrotch ManhasapointEvery Spotify wrapped just looks like "you gave a corporation $120 this year so they could give $3 to artists" to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithDear @BacheloretteABC please use some of my ideas for contestants next season: https://t.co/5oH21AKZVi https://t.co/H7KePYs6tj
Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithAre babies hiring🎄🎁❄️☃️ On sale now! ♥️♠️♦️♣️ https://t.co/j9LYOn4mLT @Sum40dean Thanks! Yeah, it’s a real book in bookstores now, I cannot stress this enough. And short answer: Some w… https://t.co/eoELqGeDWe @BlumJordan It’s great. I love the big head man. Congratulations!Comics are my first love. Comics saved my life. And today I get to buy a comic with my name on it. Holy shit. https://t.co/1Tfv0jCJXb
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Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithNormal guy doin normal stuff https://t.co/P3GjnZWFvmI hope this is a review of a play. https://t.co/zsATedgNjw @jpbrammer @HelloCullen lookObsessed with these McDonalds character style guides. https://t.co/dqUeyvRFJT
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @harrismayer Harris NiceBeing a hero isn’t easy. https://t.co/s8rNqH21j6 @Radthanael The real flash could’ve pulled it off. @MrWillMiles @NILES100 He’d be dead by now right The character not the actor @erikburnham @decider This is also three years old and I still have not seen the program but believe my guesses to be fully accurate.Hey, I wrote about #TheBachelorette for @Decider despite never having seen the Bachelorette, enjoy. https://t.co/5oH21AKZVi
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12/2
2020
@RegretaGarbo You ever seen a lil baby turtle hatch out though It's a sightPrimarily because of how many fingers it has cost me.I can't count the number of times I've bent down to pick up a quarter and a police horse has stepped on my hand.Okay NOW it is December. https://t.co/mhIX8WQYm5
Retweeted by Daniel Kibblesmith @Randazzoj Oh nickname all the way @tommchenry I understand this impulse because, among other things, if felt like a lot of scenes were missing and th… https://t.co/CTCh8pa6I6 @jaketapper Thank you for wearing a mask, sir. https://t.co/tOY8HTxUoN @sandyhonig @pfizer If it needs to be refrigerated and given in multiple doses then doesn’t it make WAY MORE SENSE… https://t.co/S88Xtmw4fG @GumbyScreens Indeed.https://t.co/80hX22voKU
Retweeted by Daniel KibblesmithI played a chapter of Memento as an RPG on this podcast and it went catastrophically, enjoy. https://t.co/kY5yTxtb1vGonna make him stand on a big X and a push a button https://t.co/3t9JMqBpWuI AM JOINING NXIVM IN 2020 @AnitaLaLouise What is movies!I am now UP ON THE ROOF yelling this information at CARS @ChrissaTodd1 @Lons It’s yer boy @McJesse https://t.co/pIglKutJ4Q @flyingnematoad Did you know Toolman also ToymanI just found out that SNAPE is in Die Hard (a Christmas movie) and I am SHOOK. We NEED to talk about this. LEAVE yo… https://t.co/1BeVxOt9kgThey’re playing ‘I Will Follow You Into The Dark’ at the dentist and I am positive I am going to die here.He keeps pulling out an iPhone 8. https://t.co/d2Axor5mIgCouldn’t sleep.Okay NOW it is December. https://t.co/mhIX8WQYm5 @JamesTheFourth I say we keep em around
12/1
2020

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