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cody @KidCodyyy Out Here

professional opinion haver

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Joined Twitter 7/2/11


THE PRESIDENT: THE WORLD'S 2ND BIGGEST TREE CAPTURED IN ONE SPECTACULAR IMAGE Photographer Michael Nichols photogr… https://t.co/nSub0teeVb
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1/27
2020
Goddamn man https://t.co/oSJXMPs0pu
Retweeted by codyBREAKING: 3 rockets make direct hit on the US embassy in Baghdad - AFP
Retweeted by cody#BREAKING: Maricopa County resident diagnosed with coronavirus. https://t.co/P1T5uaOBU2 https://t.co/PPvU8q4Fyy
Retweeted by cody2020: - US killing Soleimani and Iran retaliation - Iran downs Ukrainian plane - Trump impeachment - Russian PM… https://t.co/C31CkCZt3h
Retweeted by codyLiterally this morning you reached out to me ....😔 I love you forever unc❤️ I love you https://t.co/3oVgvKKUkm
Retweeted by cody41 years old with a wife and children left behind. Fuck. #ripkobeI don't even know what to feel right now. I'm somewhere in between shock, disbelief, and emptiness
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1/26
2020
@PabloThiccaso The “Shaq in Orlando out the bando I break the glass” line killed me @ShayanNikou Lol. Just the idea that no reasonable and left leaning potential voters make up the JRE fan base is so dumbSada Baby x Kenny Beats The Cave freestyle https://t.co/z2vyWDXJGj
Retweeted by codyThe Poet The poem https://t.co/I5WtRtukau
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1/25
2020
Of every shitty person alive and in power right now, yes Twitter, let’s collectively come together to destroy the c… https://t.co/6Qw8XZV20kthe poem the poet https://t.co/j79sNTnlIL
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1/24
2020
@MitchJazz5 Need to know how to turn this off ASAP
1/23
2020
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Retweeted by codyKOALA'S REVENGE https://t.co/hz4OKKqMwT
Retweeted by codyGiving up on the day before it even starts >>>
1/22
2020
Imagine living 20 years ago when you didn’t know how to do something and couldn’t get a full detailed how to write… https://t.co/3P8qnpx7S2Preserving the tweet that got @jaboukie insta banned, for future generations https://t.co/7rPEQYCg2o
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1/21
2020
The FBI sent a letter to convince Dr. King to kill himself in 1964. https://t.co/1OWAnFxDaZ
Retweeted by codyIt may just be bc it’s Monday morning and I’m working on a “holiday” but it only costs $800/mo to live in Thailand… https://t.co/MebXFYXgye
1/20
2020
Gonna be shaking down every single person I see at this gym location wearing a jacket that even remotely resembles mineTo whomever just stole my jacket from the gym I hope you know it’s just H&M it’s not even nice
1/18
2020
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Retweeted by codyThursday motivation https://t.co/xU2xWoN7HT
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1/17
2020
Being single can be hard. Living away from home can be hard. But your mom trying to set you up with a girl back home is not the solution 😂
1/16
2020
twitter would be 1000x better if I could read tweets and not see any replies
1/15
2020
Once a week I convince myself I should pick up and start all over again in some other big city. My commitment issues are spreading.https://t.co/tXR6UxEvPS
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1/13
2020
@TylerIAm Someone said this was drake and future on life is good and I can’t stop thinking about it https://t.co/Oy7XPv3BI3
Retweeted by codyBREAKING: Dow hits 29,000 for the first time ever. https://t.co/r5wlsgFi9p https://t.co/nPGMqT78MK
Retweeted by codyHold on a minute I’m in love https://t.co/bCr0her8Lf
1/10
2020
@ryellerogers We’ll see how much wine I drink tonightpeople who are "into film" https://t.co/0F1hychS9K
Retweeted by codyJust stumbled across $1500 I forgot I had how on earth does this happenWhen the recession about to hit https://t.co/yNrmcfxBAK https://t.co/W04c6UdVbe
1/9
2020
This is 1000% @KidCodyyy when he’s drunk. I’ve never seen a more accurate video https://t.co/CYAV9Zs0lY
Retweeted by cody @DevonEsq_ Hahaha dead 💀 I don’t like looking in the mirror
1/7
2020
i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 music nerd seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a new frank ocean album
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1/4
2020
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Retweeted by cody12. But killing Soleimani is not like killing the head of a terrorist org. It's like killing the head of a terroris… https://t.co/A8j9hlVy17
Retweeted by cody11. To call Qasem Soleimani just a terrorist is to understate his role significantly and that's where the danger li… https://t.co/OVCKJTYsJ2
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1/3
2019
Small town “power couple” starter pack: -$650+ a month rent -farmhouse decor -Duramax -Chevy Cruze with a monogram… https://t.co/yMud7M8jcb
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12/29
2019
Ladies take notes! Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook… https://t.co/Hv2KzyRvHu
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12/27
2019
None of the kids wanted toys for Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as a gift, wh… https://t.co/sbGYz3CUAB
Retweeted by codyYou’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for... https://t.co/rzvGbvBMQc
Retweeted by codyTempted to make DR4
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12/26
2019
WITHOUT FUCKING FAIL I GET A SALT ROCK MY FAMILY SUCKS AT THIS https://t.co/urrGTUl3Eqhttps://t.co/Qg9SsNKbwt
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12/25
2019
Nothing more liberating than sitting on the couch in your 20s and realizing you can just sit there and refuse to go… https://t.co/qBQdf3wanO
Retweeted by codyChances are someone you love or at least care about is in really, really bad shape this week. And chances are they… https://t.co/KN3IFfQxz2
Retweeted by codyi’m never gonna stop thinking about this tweet https://t.co/VuGd4AIF3D
Retweeted by codyDear #NBATwitter Ben Simmons for Jrue Holiday straight up. Who says no?i haven’t felt this way about a meme in a long time..... https://t.co/XYqsGNCNs0
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12/24
2019
remind me to never shoot my shot ever again 😔 https://t.co/JRQgsmZe30
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12/22
2019
@CristianoVilan Lmao I’m all for doing your own thing but some of those brows are AGGRESSIVEWhy do girls get their eyebrows done just so they can look like ^ ^ 0 0 < ——not santa https://t.co/nnpOlzVTAy
Retweeted by codyIf she makes any of these faces, you can bet your bottom dollar that she’s not funny. https://t.co/nHwdCo5MFk
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12/20
2019
.@donaldglover announces @AndrewYang fundraiser. https://t.co/maScIOyNBc https://t.co/15Ze13qgtg
Retweeted by cody @KidCodyyy look it’s ur son https://t.co/vvVjz0YWWK
Retweeted by cody @DevonEsq_ I’ve tolerated a lot of these jokes but I think this one crossed the line
12/19
2019
This is @KidCodyyy no doubt https://t.co/gSyvsedxDc
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12/18
2019
This is fucking terrorism https://t.co/eKR6vnGICO
Retweeted by codyCan a *good* company please hire me I’m sorry I should’ve been more clear https://t.co/aYzdLV25MwIt’s legitimately a top 5 tweet ever made now https://t.co/Lyh7WeCMVq https://t.co/vCMaQmXdTw
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12/17
2019
Critics In 2030s Ask Why Teen Climate Activist Isn’t In Abandoned School Bailing Water And Shooting Enemy Foragers… https://t.co/32CxQpufpm
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12/15
2019
Kaytranada has basically made the entire soundtrack of my 20s shoutout to this man for another classic“Is food gay?” https://t.co/aqNo4Nv8JL
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12/13
2019
This app is something else lmao https://t.co/jbL0lxctVE
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12/12
2019
This dude is really a weirdo https://t.co/UZhtTiTdcl
Retweeted by codyThe world’s highest paid athletes (1990-2019) https://t.co/E1q1pM7d7j
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12/11
2019
Listening to kaytranada’s discography in preparation of his new album and Jesus Christ man, has this dude ever prod… https://t.co/tHqVXCJqQD
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12/10
2019
Police shielding themselves behind cars so they can open fire, with people in those cars, is the epitome of America… https://t.co/wXg7MGaUUa
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12/7
2019
@ayymikayay Divide by two plus seven rule failing me 😔Don’t try to snap back and forth with me as a daily convo man I’m 27 years old how am I supposed to communicate all day via selfiesBREAKING: Photo released that has led to numerous DOC employees being suspended https://t.co/Lee98ldVl2
Retweeted by codybartender: can i tell u about this IPA me: i’m a 26 year old white male bartender: [nervous] c-can u tell me about this IPA
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12/6
2019
sorry if i offended you https://t.co/mWtylH8xPq
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12/3
2019
How do you strangle someone over the phone? cause I’d like to do it to everyone I’ve talked to just to see a doctor over the past 6 hours
12/2
2019
Pro athletes should go to regular ppl jobs and boo the fuck out of them. Like “booooo you bagging groceries slow as fuck you fucking bum!”
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12/1
2019
“The purpose of life, as far as I can tell, is to find a mode of being that’s so meaningful that the fact that life… https://t.co/MvGSAGUlU8
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11/30
2019
@TooToolJosh Ur just jealous your parents won’t get fukn faded with u huh broMy parents just straight up gave me edibles and keep saying they’re not the kind that make you feel anything and ar… https://t.co/YrvOtiZYxo
11/29
2019
LMAOOOOOO https://t.co/4HYcem9Frb
11/28
2019
NYC is a completely different world
11/24
2019
@ryellerogers @RemindMe_OfThis in 12 hoursDrunk Cody looooves to spend money wow
11/23
2019
On this day 55 years ago history changed forever. But it could have been prevented with just one tesla cybertruck https://t.co/EsQqjcW3Ae
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11/22
2019
8 year old me asking my parents if my annoying ass friends can spend the night https://t.co/xz5qKXWc1S
11/21
2019
Birthday shopping for my wife https://t.co/8fBnxKBP32
Retweeted by codyhey, listen up real quick, over here..... *clears throat* ahem 🗣 FUCK ICE😪😪 https://t.co/9rMGtQxy5S
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11/20
2019
album. finito.
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11/19
2019
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Retweeted by codyme: *listens to own playlist* Me: fucking masterpiece
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11/18
2019
@domdomsunflower Love you too ❤️
11/16
2019
@DevonEsq_ Idk who tweeted this earlier sorry will delete
11/15
2019

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