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These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. Get the book 📙: https://t.co/9HLeUdQfJo

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@lesbsisba For your grandma! Cannot Like this tweet enoughWhat do you call a unicorn who has a job in a cheese restaurant? Cheese.The joke is, elephant and the tiger. That’s it.what wind can't stop burping? your stomachWhy did the man and dog drink from a bowl? Because they were sharing.
10/28
2020
Knock knock Who’s there? Simon cowell Simon cowell who? Hi. I’m a cow and I’m called Simon!There are two guys, riding a bike. One is washing his hair. And the other one is not.What does a computer do when it's on a star? It keeps on. It keeps on doing the words.why did the alien cross the beach ? becase it was a hot adventure day
10/27
2020
What did Batman get for Valentine’s Day? Diarrhea.Q: Why don't dragons like ice cream? A: Because they eat wolves.what does a baby sleep in a cowWhat’s garlic plus bread Garlic bread !
10/26
2020
do you no what get out of my houseknock knock who’ s there chicking chicking who chicking i love you okHow do you wake up Jessie J ? Poke her facewhat do you call an orange with no skin no skin man
10/25
2020
man: waiter, waiter there’s a lamb in my Sunday dinner waiter: that’s because it helps you turn into oneKnock knock Who’s there Boo Boo who Don’t cry, it’s just a new car!mario was walking down the stret when he saw a cow he started to stroke it then he un wraped it . It was a chocolte cowsuperman was in the toilet then batman saw him naked
10/24
2020
KNOK KNOK HOWS THERE? SUPER SUPER WHO? SUPER BYE BYE PANTSWhile this excellent classic is getting attention (yep! It's a repost), don't forget there is a whole book of gems… https://t.co/dsJyQoB9eYman: you are evil other man: i am not man:yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no [both mans die]How do you get toast in a wine glass? You put it on the top of the glass and then put ranch on top and then you put it in the glassKnock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? YOU'RE AN OWL!!!
10/23
2020
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? HAHA I WINis neil armstrong really strong? probberly because his last name explaines it all to meA cat crossed a road... i dont have anything elseI growl and I crack what am I? A Donkey
10/22
2020
The weather man says the weather will be severe...diarrhea.What did the vicar call his baby daughter? Susanwhat do you use to kill batman robbinwhy is lucky charms so lucky? because its named after a lepercan
10/21
2020
what do you call a cow on a trampoline? Ellawhat does a pig like other than you ? a pig friend to kiss and marrie when he is 30.what does North Pole collect? Ice cube peopleQ. why did the chicken walk to the funny place? A. to make someone laugh
10/20
2020
what do you do if a chicken comes in the house a) kill it b) screm c) run to a chainsaw anser c) run to a chainsawwhat kind of suit does a skelaton wear. what does he need a suit for he does nothing all dayWhat is better, a piece of pig or a piece of lamb? Sandwich in your hand!knock knock who's there? banana bread banana bread who? BANANA BREAD KNOCK KNOCK!
10/19
2020
why did the chicken sat on her eggs because she doesn't have a chairwhy do we wear clothes. for 10 different reasonswhy is sky blue it is a lieWhat did the cow say to the tractor? Weres my JAM?!
10/18
2020
whats a cows favourite colour? mmmmmilkwho hates math i khow i doWhy did the pumpkin go to the party? Because he had no oneWhy was the cat scared of the tree? Because of its buttwhat did the mama potato say to the baby potato? c'mon, ketchup!
10/17
2020
I DONT KNOW JOKES SORRYi love u said the doctor why said the man because i do.Do vampires have blood? No, because they drink blood!Knock knock (Who’s there) Barbecue (Barbecue who?) Chicken.Q. Why did your mum not go to the bank? A. Because she had no underpants on
10/16
2020
WHAT DID THE MAN SAY TO THE CURTAIN WHEN IT KEPT CHATTING? SHUT UP LOLwat do you coll a spider with no legs. a hairy piece of trash !!!!!!!!!!!!What did the pepperoni say to the popcorn? Help me get off this ladder!what is the biggest kind of ant. a gient ant.what did the sun say to the sky? hello
10/15
2020
what do get when you cross a vampire, homework and brusel sprouts i dont know its probalely super dangerouswhat do spys eat instead of mcdonalds? spydonaldsQ. Wat does an apple do? A. eats its own skin.Knock knock! (Who’s there?) Snake under the table!!!Why is six afraid of seven? I don’t know, why? She’s NOT!mum. tom hit me no you hit your self.
10/14
2020
Knock knock whos there me me who? ... just mewhere dose santa live in the binWHY DID THE CAT JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CAR HE THART HE WAS DARK KIGHTwhen did my parents let me cross the road (when i was 20 years old)!!!Knock knock it’s a couch
10/13
2020
help doctor i think i'm a curtain dont talk to mewhy did the elephant eat a pig because he was boredKnock knock Who’s there? The postman The postman who? POST!Why was 7 scared of 8 Because 9 10 11what you call a bank under water? a full bank
10/12
2020
what did the eyes say to the mouth? whats that smellknock knock who,s there the eating milionair the eating millionair who the eating millionair im so hungrywhy was the fish walking? because he was an artist and he was dancingKnock knock. Who's there? Brendan. Brendan who? My dad!What kind of crocodile doesn’t like water? One that is actually a dragon
10/11
2020
Knock knock Who’s there? Teeth Teeth who? Open the doorwhat did the pig says to the pig? I whill pig you at the right time just you waitwhat do you call a bandit? ..a banditWhat is a leprechaun's favorite direction? The left. Get it? Because they both begin Lknock knock whos there king king who king smelly
10/10
2020
How did the monkey get to bed? With nothing!knock knock whose there? an annoying cow. an annoying cow... who? .......... MEEEEEEEWhat do you call a penguin wearing a top hat? I don’t know, I was never taught that at school.What did one foot say to the other foot? Why do you hate me!knock knock whos there christmas tree christmas tree who YOUR BEST FRIEND
10/9
2020
knock knock who’s there p p who poo HA HA HA HA HA TAKE THAT ALL YOU TROUSER FACE’SQ: What does an elephant have for breakfast? A: waaaaaaaaterHow do you scare a witch? Tell her the time!What do you call a whale with ten humps? A humpback camelWhat did one bee say to the other bee? I don’t know, what did one bee say to the other bee? You wear a bra!knok knok hose there scot scot who im going to scotland bye
10/8
2020
Knock knock. Who’s there? Whole Foods. Whole Foods who? You have to pay this money.Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because seven hundred and eighty nine.
10/7
2020

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