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I put way less thought into this bio than I did my AIM away messages in 6th grade. #LG4L

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Joined Twitter 7/8/12


Ok, this one got me. 💔. Thoughts and prayers for Vanessa and the girls. https://t.co/mxJOxD0NDMCost of giving birth: 🇬🇧 $2.3K 🇫🇷 $2.5K 🇩🇪 $2.5K 🇨🇦 $3.2K 🇦🇺 $5.3K . . . 🇺🇸 $10.8K Infant mortality rate (per 1K)… https://t.co/EvM9S1J5FF
Retweeted by White and SoxyI don't know why more people aren't noting that the *way* Republicans are arguing for an end to the trial not only… https://t.co/j5uP2zpnib
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Retweeted by White and Soxy @schraderbrau88 @soxmachine_josh Yep! @MrDelicious13 https://t.co/RPNTa8Xi99
1/26
2020
Gong hei fat choy! Happy #LunarNewYear2020 https://t.co/kXEcU7vVRRLook at these stunners! @quernzy, @KRamos25 https://t.co/FxlaU0RciZ
1/25
2020
@CoveysBurner I'm #TeamWarren, but I don't have any major issues voting for Bernie. I like her plans, and I'm tired of old, white dudes. @CoveysBurner Politics has always been and will always be a short-term game trying to solve long-term problems. It’… https://t.co/hbN0S7CNiu @CoveysBurner By 1% (12% of Bernie supporters voted for Trump), but huge numbers voting for 3rd parties in both ele… https://t.co/zQ1QLfq02Y @CoveysBurner 10% of people who identified as Democrats voted for McCain in 2008 (same as Bush in 2004). Some poll… https://t.co/kIKDwGbnX6 @CoveysBurner All I’m saying is if you’re boom or bust on your candidate and your candidate ONLY, you were part of… https://t.co/o8HJoVoF85Attention Bernie Bros and Yang Gang - pull your heads out of your collective asses. Thank you. https://t.co/H38mEThYd6 @hazymania 2*Y'all peep @jasonbenetti on @WGNMorningNews! He's finally hitting the big time...meeting @WGNRobin. @MrDelicious13 Scrunchie or it doesn't count.BREAKING NEWS (at CBS NEWS): Trump Camp Threatened Jurors at His Impeachment Trial That Any One of Them Who Voted A… https://t.co/YXuMLcifr9
Retweeted by White and Soxy @MrDelicious13 @soxmachine_josh @fromthe108 @SoxMachine It’s only wise @meganamram https://t.co/pzWrWlfua5Slaps. https://t.co/b75EAbAch9
1/24
2020
@monorailpilot @NBCSBears @NBCSChicago https://t.co/XJVAHeWiww @NBCSBears @NBCSChicago No. Next question please. @soxmachine_josh @KRamos25 https://t.co/eidqhWpndQ
1/23
2020
@MrDelicious13 https://t.co/HZdyzfKgq1Probably because he’s tryib* to take this country back to, give or take, 1842. https://t.co/T9RS9FP3fF#ShamTrial #MoscowMitchMcTreasonWeasel https://t.co/FTiFw50JT5
1/22
2020
Hard to underscore sufficiently how devoid of legitimacy in fact or law anything Cipollone is saying is I'm unclea… https://t.co/s14xylb8u2
Retweeted by White and Soxy @cmclymer https://t.co/lzEX8wZXexThank you, Mr. Leonard, for summarizing all of the reasons I am, and hope to be #TeamWarren in November. https://t.co/FMyDn3OEPm
1/21
2020
"Perhaps it is easy for those who have never felt the stinging darts of segregation to say, "Wait." But when you ha… https://t.co/qFHNwl0Tlf
Retweeted by White and Soxy @cmclymer They want to play soldier, but they suddenly have bone spurs when we start talking WWIII.To Nazi’s who try to quote the Bible tomorrow as justification for the hate they spread “Blessed be the peacemaker… https://t.co/IGAJOBaekm
Retweeted by White and Soxy @MrDelicious13 @soxmachine_josh Not gonna lie, one of the better t-bones I’ve made in a while.
1/20
2020
Weeks of paid leave for mothers: 🇪🇪 166 🇸🇰 164 🇫🇮 161 🇭🇺 160 🇱🇻 94 🇳🇴 91 🇰🇷 65 🇨🇿 63 🇱🇹 62 🇦🇹 60 🇯🇵 58 🇩🇪 58 🇸🇪 56… https://t.co/OcsU7MGrQR
Retweeted by White and Soxy @TrooperGalactus @soxmachine_josh Question: was he a complete idiot before or after being punched in the face really, really hard? @soxmachine_josh How does one become a moron in boxer briefs that makes obscene money? Asking for me.
1/19
2020
Who is cutting onions? Seriously. #HockeyIsForEveryone https://t.co/dteialyHjUIf I would have known that all it took was a Star Wars themed pressure cooker... https://t.co/OZRgJSLDUk @lovablelout @espn Women everywhere like: https://t.co/uvckGhZGoeHardly. I most strongly align to @ewarren, and I’ve been #TeamWarren from the jump! Last place for me is Biden. So… https://t.co/t8GR9omg8P @tedlieu @DevinNunes I’m the Democrat running against @DevinNunes. He has sued an internet cow, media outlets, co… https://t.co/B3qCU45pOL
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1/18
2020
Bless up, Ted has had the time this week! https://t.co/tpB1ZfrR2Yhttps://t.co/p4Q7XeT0PV https://t.co/in83F611nX @CoveysBurner https://t.co/1QQckD8w3R @CoveysBurner https://t.co/NSYfuwqE2V @chorizy @quernzy @jasonbenetti https://t.co/YL2WMcCkyB
1/17
2020
@soxmachine_josh Frank @ me https://t.co/qs9KKanF0Y @CoveysBurner https://t.co/fc6UOa8dnR @andrenow12 It do be like that sometimes.Like 51% of the population. We all been knew. WTF? https://t.co/ndTCJfpipUWho knew? Uh.... literally every woman who’s ever worked with a man. https://t.co/51IZplNinY
Retweeted by White and Soxy @CoveysBurner https://t.co/GybOItOfiQThe goodest of bois https://t.co/kx8Vamt2dB @soxmachine_josh https://t.co/OGihWu7IhI
1/16
2020
@hazymania My favorite campaign slogan.Hot damn! https://t.co/mdtY4avd6S
1/15
2020
@CoveysBurner Yes, this checks out. https://t.co/WLMi10W0Dh @ShaneHarmon @soxmachine_josh TL;DR cheatBreaking: another never-before-seen picture of Mike Huckabee and Lev Parnas. Retweet to share and spread. https://t.co/goYQZuiQjM
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1/14
2020
Cc: @soxmachine_josh https://t.co/EOJZgTu7BYNEW YORKERS. please keep an eye out. jenna is only 14. 🙏🏻 https://t.co/g6EtIzcknf
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1/13
2020
The #Chiefs Wideouts today... #NFLPlayoffs https://t.co/I3GiHIyMnm
Retweeted by White and Soxy @EndlessJeopardy What is “whip one, purl two?”
1/12
2020
@PhiPhiOhara Howwww?! The glitched odds are killing me. I was hoping the patch would fix it, but nope.Total # of jobs created in 2011: 2.08m 2012: 2.17m 2013: 2.3m 2014: 3.01m 2015: 2.73m 2016: 2.32m 2017: 2.15m 2018:… https://t.co/2pzIWPkp0J
Retweeted by White and Soxy @soxmachine_josh STOP. TELLING. PEOPLE. https://t.co/XVaUNPRiQE
1/11
2020
@ChiSoxHaze @soxmachine_josh The egg contained enough of a genetic mutation to make it what we call a chicken even… https://t.co/YeBMF7VJg5 @soxmachine_josh Your knees say... https://t.co/EiDFJ6BcHz @soxmachine_josh Gonna be that person, those are XLB, not pork buns, but still very delicious. @soxmachine_josh I told you that you needed Global Entry... @ChiSoxHaze @soxmachine_josh The egg laid by an animal similar to, but not a chicken.It is even greater than you think. It's a grandma and her grandsons. The kids were trying to prank her and she one… https://t.co/bs93Aotsgg
Retweeted by White and SoxyHello Oatie, I would like one of each please, if you can pencil me in. https://t.co/xMPMF7nIQTWhat percentage of your life the U.S. has been at war, by birth year: 1977: 44% 78: 45% 79: 46% 80: 47% 81: 49% 82… https://t.co/07KwF7jWry
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1/10
2020
@tedcruz Pipe down, Teddy. The grownups are talking. @soxmachine_josh Tokyo DriiiiiiiiiiiftThe Good Place returns tomorrow. That is all. ⁦@nbcthegoodplace⁩ https://t.co/uwlVWEhOgN
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1/9
2020
2015: Trump as president? Yeah, right. 2016: Wait, what? 2017: Shit. 2018: Fuck. 2019: No, seriously, fuck this shi… https://t.co/zTPzhB39e7
Retweeted by White and Soxy#Indiana friends, your state legislature has introduced bills that would affect transgender and non-binary people.… https://t.co/5TwxBtIgDX
1/8
2020
@CoveysBurner It’s Fern Gully with CGI. https://t.co/GHWbbwhz1t @pasoxandswim @soxmachine_josh This is the way. @soxmachine_josh @JimScheffres @MrDelicious13 Me @soxmachine_josh if he thinks he can get the jump on my corners. https://t.co/opWRvNviFA
1/7
2020
Mitch McConnell has blocked: --The release of the Mueller report --A Supreme Court nominee --Legislation that woul… https://t.co/H1s9XR8PMW
Retweeted by White and SoxyPlease RT if you are done forever with Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME)
Retweeted by White and SoxySometimes it do be like that. https://t.co/Ie9hFQ5olt"Women, please vote in your own self-interests. It's what men have been doing for years, which is why the world loo… https://t.co/NkE7uQJlV9
Retweeted by White and SoxyNot to be dramatic, but I would die for Ezra (or pretty much any dog). https://t.co/hK4Tyu4fJP
1/6
2020
What the actual fuck, @NYPDShea? https://t.co/cEhe2G8XNO
1/5
2020
@IUB1G @Mikel_Jollett Oh, I ‘member https://t.co/JV78PmYfWBAs a former Shia militia analyst who served multiple tours in Iraq and worked at the White House under both Preside… https://t.co/xbHkD5ZXcM
Retweeted by White and SoxyFor those of you who didn’t live through the invasion of Iraq, here is what is about to happen: 1. There will be a… https://t.co/8UyboRJqRv
Retweeted by White and SoxyDon't worry Minnesota Vikings fans -- we got you covered 😉 https://t.co/IPotdMIAkG
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1/4
2020
Latinos are not a minority in Texas. We are 40% percent of the population, and half of children under 18 are Latino… https://t.co/vtEa3islpm
Retweeted by White and SoxyOk, so Australia is on fire and has been for over 6 months now and it's constantly getting worse. People and animal… https://t.co/U5Cf2gwYAi
Retweeted by White and Soxy @dogfather https://t.co/0jQBg6Ppru @soxmachine_josh https://t.co/nhmC42pVDu
1/3
2020
#Goals2020 https://t.co/HlAYkrvErVSomeone’s putting his pussy in the wind for a pardon... https://t.co/U8fC499paz
1/2
2020

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