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My job is to wash guys balls and carry heavy stuff on the PGA Tour. The People’s Caddy TPC

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Joined Twitter 5/2/09


Umph ! https://t.co/1JhKKf05HvThese Crop Circles that his 20 supporters are standing in are like some weird Sci-Fi movie. https://t.co/elWj7t8G7NThe young people of this country have become so conscious, a couple of them brought their own bags so as not to pol… https://t.co/o9JjiSRh54May God have mercy on your uniformed slanted brain brother ! The proof is right in front of your eyes if you open… https://t.co/BGYwEnUECc#17 at River Islands in my opinion is the most underrated par 3 in the world ! Haven’t been there in 20 years. La… https://t.co/PsY7voSreWWhat’s it pay and who we playing ? https://t.co/GSJ60uJwzUHere Bidens Blindys ! It’s like just look around peeps. It’s like any criminal investigation ! Follow the money !… https://t.co/xJ78eS1BTsDear uniformed Tweeters ! I 100% get you not liking our President but I ZERO get you not understanding that the Bi… https://t.co/tENR8yelim💯 https://t.co/PxEkMikBrn
10/28
2020
Rafa could swing in a phone booth. That action probably comes from having a poor grip. https://t.co/RQd9tBgQIVLol. Meany https://t.co/JvomZ1WCjGYour dogs look like you. That’s cool. 😂 https://t.co/U8sDfwRMYqKinda cool to see your baby when you are out shopping. https://t.co/5cLKGmo68LYou said dic https://t.co/8KYgwqXyyJHold yer hand up if while in college you and your mates drove up in the Team Van to the Augusta gate and asked the… https://t.co/15fCJJxVSXPerty cool that a gifted author is willing to help an old broken down looper tell his life story that prolly his ow… https://t.co/HkKf52refF100 years ago me, @BRENTHENLEY , @ScottyhamCville and DJ Nelson entered a 4 man scramble in Flowery Branch GA.and e… https://t.co/84vFOp4BRNI kinda know Keith and would trust him with my wallet and wife if they drove across the country. Well.... for sure… https://t.co/YwKrdEkJynIt damn sure ain’t her fault ! I got 20 autographs at Augusta when I was in high school and I have no idea where a… https://t.co/M1by6T1dcgLob Hog https://t.co/dYVLHUOWxVDJ Nelson was my strongest Scramble Partner I ever had. I was the 2nd. I am now my 5,500th best partner. https://t.co/XufQHF0H8LThis Rivera guy is a Top Shelfer ! Hung out with him somewhere (can’t remember) and in 10 seconds I got why his pl… https://t.co/S1IjHLs7WtI got a million of em. https://t.co/TxzEsC2HrU
10/27
2020
Dear PGA Touring Pros. Danny Noonan (Micheal O’Keefe) is hoping to Caddie during the Masters Par 3 event. He’s a so… https://t.co/iF09pYRA10Here it is folks ! If you wish to hear the most in-depth look at our crazy job, it can’t get better than this ! P… https://t.co/lMaxOJycylThat would have been the best ! Giggle. https://t.co/owswIpiN9dTiger stuck his hand out to me and said “hey Kip”. I said you do your homework ! Lol. It was a glorious day spendi… https://t.co/t71iciWOHfIf this play wins the ballgame for Seattle they should retire his jersey ! The Cardinals got zero points here afte… https://t.co/k9XW9CUCjDLet’s do a bet where we don’t have to listen to each other. Maybe a $50 Top Golf gift card. Action ? https://t.co/z0fqUrl3kVYou got action ! And let’s bet double that on the Electoral College of each state. All those Fruities in Austin wo… https://t.co/JjbPdsUSx5Nor will you hear it ! https://t.co/dHkfOtcZ79I have strong opinions on our government but I will never hate you for having opposite ideas. That’s why we live in… https://t.co/ECkNRCEpsnYou will here neither from now on ! #HeGone https://t.co/MoSFEqVkLUOne year ago in California if you supported Trump you were like a Leper in a crowd and had to whisper. Today with t… https://t.co/6awt1r4bfe💯% ! You couldn’t be more correct ! We spent a large part of Gavins life hoping he would talk more. The great gam… https://t.co/RPao0Cnl1dEven though you called me a loser you couldn’t be more correct on Trumps involvement in your health. The same as an… https://t.co/49TIOllqR9Can you imagine being so blinded by party affiliation that you can become so poorly informed of the mis dealings of… https://t.co/Q8XzFyHkmt
10/26
2020
Can you imagine having a multi million dollar job where you didn’t do jack shit to deserve it and being mad at your… https://t.co/4hQVMZhIlvMy man Double G didn’t have his best stuff today and Ole Happy Gilmore ran us down but Gavin made an incredible bun… https://t.co/yTq9ZNOn7dSince Trump has killed 200,000 Americans with the Covid, I would like to congratulate him on the millions of Cancer… https://t.co/ZuGmtOJN80That’s an interesting fact ! I have no idea what difference it makes. People die from all kinds of reasons. Are you… https://t.co/oEoAvraVDAIs Judy Rankin the most underrated announcer in the game of golf. She’s got my vote ! Always on top of the game ! https://t.co/LiF4xDmJWjThat’s a penalty ! Those teams should be ejected. 😝 https://t.co/PXNGG32z07The Left had us in World War 3 in the first year of Trumps reign. When in reality was there ever a more peaceful 4… https://t.co/oP56kVf6MwThere is actually a kid in the field of this Junior Event I’m carrying (riding a cart) in that his name is Happy Gi… https://t.co/huPeCtNSWWA Chiliwhomped chip shot could be called a Kipper. https://t.co/1wwgv5OBbbI’m turrible at these things. Someone number the holes. https://t.co/Nj4GeFjewT
10/25
2020
Little Big Man was a stud today. Fought back from 4 over to shoot 1 over ! When I was in the 9th grade I was tryin… https://t.co/VWoYJfEk5uAwesome day out caddying for my stud bud young man Double G Gavin Greeson ! He’s got a 2 shot lead heading into the last round tomorrow !The Greenskeeper gets home Monday night. I think she is getting polled then. I will keep you posted. https://t.co/wyzlfUHn6xJust get a 47 inch driver and accept a few less fairways in reg and lower scores most weeks. https://t.co/LM5mZJlDB967 with 3 bogies and putted like Ned In The First Reader ! https://t.co/pSTLWy4g4yCoulda been 58 with a lil luck but I shouldn’t Caddie embellish. https://t.co/YGbA01JJmiJoely Dahlman (can’t spell it) played golf with 3 flunky ass caddies in Vegas because it was the right thing to do… https://t.co/17Qvu1lmkgMy man with the ultimate out grown his pants call ! If we had 20 Joely Dalhmans we wouldn’t need the other 200 ! W… https://t.co/2GeZqy9oUoNothing warms my heart more than the Northeast peeps in my timeline ignoring the idiots trying to scare them into b… https://t.co/8ro8oe2FvdWe got dumber since 1918 ! Please don’t quote the news in rebuttal ! https://t.co/eHdHyvXMREI kept misreading my putts and hitting bad putts that went in. Blind hogs find acorns sometimes. https://t.co/fEhnT53ayqCouncil Fire pureness comes from my high school and college buddy Gary Queller Weller. He has always been the harde… https://t.co/T8Ks63d8VtBogies https://t.co/Au18SmxzJDWhat’s wrong with you idiots !! I NEVER said he said Super anything. Go bother someone else. https://t.co/3JbiRui9oeYer an idiot ! I never said he called em anything. So he called them Predators not Super Predators. Lol. That oth… https://t.co/1fQ63TSSVF
10/24
2020
Snake you are “Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night” If you think Biden won tha… https://t.co/qQN66tovEVMy tweet or Biden ? I said nothing racist. https://t.co/ZqjJDa8okCHave you ever heard his private taped phone calls ? You never cease to amaze me with your uniformed hatred. https://t.co/GxggsrzyxRHard for as Zebra to hide his stripes ! https://t.co/D13zirnq9fGiggle ! It’s odd that when we are young we have the save the world mentality and once we pay taxes for 10 or 20 y… https://t.co/QtfbvHlwPFGot invited out to the Men’s Group at Council Fire today. Such a treat every time ! Great bunch of Members and ALWA… https://t.co/Wxu6fVCsjQI did say that in the first 15 mins of the debate. She seem to expose her slant later in the debate. https://t.co/SwCKR1GZEHGiggle. https://t.co/mgpS7z0oMxI wasn’t “centrist” during the OBama Administration that i fully supported and I guess you were fine with that time… https://t.co/mjXYQQ5PcOOdd that CNN has yet to mention the part of the debate where Trump asks Biden to explain away his son getting rich… https://t.co/WQ20S0ElgbBiden looked at us Americans with his far away stare and lied during the entire debate.Biden with his far away stare looking at the camera does not give me a sense security.I want to see the stats of this debate. It seemed that she did let Biden talk much more. Thinking back she seemed… https://t.co/W4yZHy0omUKristen Welker so far has been a wonderful referee. Impossible job that she is doing great !So far the boys are acting like men and the Moderator couldn’t be doing a better job. Also so far fair and balanced.I’m Fixen to watch the POTUS hand Biden his ass.
10/23
2020
There were no chicks in the car. Chicks dig the long ball sometimes ? 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/r2O2BEdPpDThat’s a K. Written is hard! https://t.co/O7maGryew4
10/22
2020
And maybe a few like this ! 13 was Round Daddy’s, mine and even Brent’s number in high school sports. I mark my pen… https://t.co/zQZHzTd8cDThere are a ton of balls marked like this at the bottom of lakes and way out in the woods on golf courses all acros… https://t.co/Gqx1nCEoYSSun, wind and water are way cheaper and way better for the environment but so far not near enough energy is made fr… https://t.co/eJgMzZs9FJI would Google for exact stats on our oil importing but we can’t Google for accurate information anymore. I do know… https://t.co/o9eaOGh2ItIt’s going to be great if Biden gets elected and we end America being self sufficient on producing our on oil and w… https://t.co/hJVynJWcEyThe best Caddies Caddie that was ever under the strap ! What a great man he was ! @BRENTHENLEY saw him buy a poor f… https://t.co/vWW87xZiVaJodie Mudd followed closely by @BradFaxon in my neck of the woods. @johncookgolf kicked butt as well. I finished 4… https://t.co/ZA5aSfbOBe
10/21
2020
💯% https://t.co/6kBviv3vV6And here I sit again ! Crap ! https://t.co/QGTNDiNnWDDoes anyone else’s watch CNN and when the Caronabro’s Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon are on they think that their screen is frozen ?Giggle https://t.co/1mXuwMISIII haven’t watched Fox in 2 weeks. You are a Sheeple 100%. My politics doesn’t fit your uniformed agenda and that’s… https://t.co/vywKNQ3R6wDemocrats have never stopped yelling that Trump would have us in World War 3 during his administration but stop and… https://t.co/DU2NwRMKuONo ! By hiring Hank, Tiger wanted to prove (and he did !) that it was himself not the teacher getting it done but… https://t.co/PUFkWlRTfXHank Haney took a look at this golf swing and said “we need to make some drastic changes” https://t.co/83HqEmzmK5Way under rated tweet. https://t.co/XvVUgCNYSrThis tweet proves how mislead Americans can become. I can’t prove Trump hasn’t been a thief and he probably has bee… https://t.co/J34J8KlspCRichard ! Yer mom dropped you on your head a lot as a baby I guess. Call Trump a jerk, a narcissist and even call… https://t.co/D2tgXo6e6XThat wasn’t a lie. He “earned” less than 400K as a Senator ! He STOLE the rest. How can The Democratic Party and th… https://t.co/gYfITojJi3
10/20
2020
@maxhoma23 having @JT_ThePostman ‘s twitter account for the day is epic stuff. At least I think he has it or sudde… https://t.co/KJnJf67Zl8
10/19
2020

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