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I'll give $1,000 to a random person who retweets this within the next 24 hours. Winner must be following @BandarsBounties & @DNPthree.
Retweeted by kirsty @premierinn Ive sent a DM but havent had a reply
7/28
2021
@premierinn youve changed checkin times to 4pm but we’ve planned our day around the earlier check in?????
7/27
2021
@davechannel I like putting ‘Best,’. Not too keen, not too impolite
7/26
2021
£kirstyjanette ay i mean worth a shot https://t.co/w7IezVRg7H
7/21
2021
@boohoo #boohooFreedomDay happy to have helped you get the day off😌
7/20
2021
@Dominos_UK #freedominosday because i feel rubbish and we just sent off mortgage paperwork and won’t be able to afford dominos 😢 @boohoo i’ll take over for you and just post pictures of my cats https://t.co/1wfKtw0XiURT + Follow @XboxUK for a chance to win these goodies in celebration of @PUBG_EU new map, #PUBGTaego 👇 🪑 PUBG the… https://t.co/8jGKcRFtqX
Retweeted by kirsty
7/19
2021
🌴COMPETITION TIME 🌴 Fancy winning £100 to spend on-site? Retweet and like this post for the chance to win 💸 https://t.co/HuKkwXOBAO
Retweeted by kirsty
7/18
2021
@kfcgaming KFC GAMING. i’m eating an apple at work right now send help @kfcgaming KFC GAMING
7/14
2021
lads i cba for extra time, someone win please
7/11
2021
@discord yes pleasetoday is apparently video game day so we found a ps5, xbox series x, switch lite, and a broken gamecube to give awa… https://t.co/sEk8dbjk3i
Retweeted by kirsty @esccroads @SussexTW reported a traffic light not working at the cuckoo trail crossing in horsebridge/north hails… https://t.co/knU1kIrSzo
7/8
2021
Want to win a gaming headset? 👀 I’ve teamed up with Turtle Beach to giveaway a Recon 500 headset to one of you! S… https://t.co/LItIIWdhXL
Retweeted by kirsty @boohoo spent £70 today on the app so may as well spend another £250👀🌴 COMPETITION TIME 🌴 Fancy winning £250 to spend on-site? Retweet and like this post for the chance to win 💸 https://t.co/2YYhmZU88f
Retweeted by kirsty
7/4
2021
🌴 COMPETITION TIME 🌴 Fancy winning £250 to spend on-site? Retweet and like this post for the chance to win 💸 https://t.co/21RFxuLZqM
Retweeted by kirsty
7/2
2021
@ariannam_r @twfvsx @Trollsz___ @11notperfect11 @ZerkaaHD i’m sure it wouldnt be bad if you did but i think paracet… https://t.co/jZaGcwrqNT @ariannam_r @twfvsx @Trollsz___ @11notperfect11 @ZerkaaHD the nurse specifically told me not to take it😬
6/28
2021
@EErad_ @kfcgaming i’d find it if i could be bothered 🤣 @Trollsz___ @ariannam_r @11notperfect11 @ZerkaaHD they say not to take ibuprofen, they recommend taking paracetamol instead😇 @EErad_ @kfcgaming remember the loadout that fell on you and killed you lmao @kfcgaming @EErad_ ez
6/26
2021
@spurtmagoo used to torrent all the time and there was a period where they blocked most sites and kept taking down new ones so i gave up 🤣
6/22
2021
@premierinn how many times can you amend a booking on the standard rate? and can i upgrade to one where i can cance… https://t.co/CfhQhWThx7started bingelistening to @OffMenuOfficial a couple weeks ago and i’m all up to date release more pls i need it to work
6/21
2021
I’ll give $150 to a random person who retweets this within the next 10 minutes. Winner must be following so I can DM.
Retweeted by kirsty
6/16
2021
vaccine’s open to 23+ now but i always have a cheeky look to see if it lets me booked them both😎 @Tesco bought these strawberries today and they’re mouldy🤢 https://t.co/O1hrpT57Yb
6/15
2021
@Chaosxsilencer saving for a house😢🤣
6/9
2021
spent a good portion of time reading through @YorkshireTea’s feed. bloody brilliant time for a BREW
6/4
2021
i fucking love all this drama with @Ohmwrecker @H2ODelirious @I_AM_WILDCAT etc grown men arguing is so entertaining 🤣 wildcat we stan ❤️
5/26
2021
@FyrusYT gotchu
5/22
2021
@BurgerKingUK childrens tears @TaliaMar @JBLQuantum @TopdxgAD So excited to announce that I’ve joined the @JBLQuantum family! We're giving away a bundle including a fully bui… https://t.co/sGgmcNqQJS
Retweeted by kirsty
5/18
2021
‘put a sausage in my mouth and i forgot about dessert’ 🤣 @OffMenuOfficial
5/7
2021
@marksandspencer forget @AldiUK, my mum’s done a right rip off https://t.co/jHfX451GzK
5/3
2021
bought some @SupergaUK shoes in size 7 and they’re about 2 sizes too big ??????🤣😭 why cant y’all just stick to the sizes
4/27
2021
how have I only just realised that Chapman in @I_AM_WILDCAT’s RP is @ChapFN lmao🤣🤣 episode 4 and its only just clickeda lot of you saying you want the youtooz but can’t get it?! No problemo. RT + follow @youtooz for a chance to win o… https://t.co/tZngaaYSYc
Retweeted by kirsty
4/22
2021
BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted on ALL charges in the killing of George Floyd. #DerekChauvin #GeorgeFloyd
Retweeted by kirstyI'm competing in a $350,000 UNO tournament tomorrow... If I win, then I will give 5 people who RT this $500 dollars. Wish me luck!
Retweeted by kirsty @LittleLolo00 @Pringles_UK It was a great christmas 🤣 went straight back and started another tube hahaha!coop make you update your membership card to a colleague one but waste no time deactivating the colleague one🤣🤣
4/20
2021
@Pringles_UK when I was younger, I ate an entire tube of sour cream and onion pringles and then threw up. Still blo… https://t.co/NCXK1d5Wf5 @james78510525 people can resell them on ticketmaster
4/19
2021
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Retweeted by kirsty
4/16
2021
When people ask me in chat if I miss 2018 Fortnite: yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes… https://t.co/Vfxjj4BGWM
Retweeted by kirsty
4/15
2021
@kfcgaming i got offered a new job, can I have some chicken? 👉🏻👈🏻 https://t.co/347dq48o6N @CallofDuty brings out an update and it breaks the game every timeSo anytime we load into a game on hardhat on cyber attack, everyone’s game crashes if theyre on xbox ???
4/1
2021
@UmarKamani go on lad xOk ok I’ll send out 5 APPLE WATCHES.. RT this and I’ll pick 5 people to send a watch to and we can compete.. RT RT RT
Retweeted by kirsty💫 LIKE & RT TO WIN 💫 To win any "jeans & a nice top" combo, follow the instructions above 🤍 10 winners will be cho… https://t.co/rfzbEAq4Vw
Retweeted by kirsty
3/31
2021
really bummed that soon i will have to stop cancelling plans "due to covid" and start canceling plans with my usual bag of petty lies
Retweeted by kirstyIconic 🤣😭 https://t.co/zd4OmRHQ16“JJ you’re a genius!” @KSI saying thanks as he tried putting the cherry lattice pie onto the cake stand UPSIDE DOWN 😭🤣
3/30
2021
@BasicallyIDoWrk @BigPuffer i’ve woken up and you STILL streaming dang
3/29
2021
“you’ll hear back in 3 working days” me 6 working days later https://t.co/ofeH5YzWLO
3/24
2021
I’ll give $200 to a random person who retweets this within the next 120 minutes. Winner must be following. Good luck!
Retweeted by kirsty
3/23
2021
@FaZeKay Frontier on netflix
3/22
2021
Giving away a brand new wireless headset for Xbox! For Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One & Windows PC 🎮 RT+Follow to ent… https://t.co/eWqQ4SGclk
Retweeted by kirsty
3/21
2021
I believe in @Valkyrae supremacy.
Retweeted by kirstycan’t believe i’ve only just realised they were on originals and h20 together https://t.co/vXzcQbEbBy
3/18
2021
@PlaIism https://t.co/VtidZ1NCqR
3/16
2021
i’m doing the #southcoastchallenge this year for St Wilfrid’s Hospice and in memory of my Dad any donations are ap… https://t.co/MUa1ZSQq6T
3/15
2021
£kirstyjanette i gotchu https://t.co/ja525cliFg https://t.co/v9iKnshad1 @scfcandrea @AntonB3ll @KSI no worries ☺️
3/11
2021
@KSI 🤪 https://t.co/QdL5OG2iwmthe new sidemen gta video is so funny🤣
3/10
2021
@charlxuise_ @KSI i’m going with a friend! If you’re on your own just find any girl and we’ll look after you🥰 @scfcandrea @AntonB3ll @KSI Go onto his insta story and click on the upgrade bit instead of general and it’ll take you to ticketmaster
3/9
2021
This caught our eye too... TUBBO TOASTER ANYONE?! 👀 To be in with a chance of upgrading your furnace to this LIMIT… https://t.co/ISCrpJFTMD
Retweeted by kirstyjust remembered aniyah incursion used to be in cyber attack map rotation and now I’m sad
3/4
2021
I’ll give $150 to a random person who retweets this within the next 15 minutes. No need to follow (but it helps if… https://t.co/5NzpfwYVKo
Retweeted by kirsty
2/28
2021
to whoever bought my creamfields resale ticket hope you have a fab time😘
2/27
2021
@kfcgaming give me the 69p, it’s for scienceGamers, assemble. https://t.co/fQoAVpCcoV
Retweeted by kirsty
2/26
2021
started watching @Valkyrae stream and she’s playing little nightmares 2 and it gives me such attack on titan vibes… https://t.co/eD9HarLWbjI'll give $100 to a random person who retweets this within the next 10 minutes. No need to follow but it helps so I… https://t.co/5tckt9RgUe
Retweeted by kirsty
2/20
2021
all the girls in the girls groupchat have boyfriends https://t.co/jBDFoeJCAH
2/17
2021
I’ll give $100 to a random person who retweets this within the next 5 minutes. Winner must be following so I can DM… https://t.co/PkR8IOj5uO
Retweeted by kirsty“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge https://t.co/HclKlAUwbM
Retweeted by kirsty @lawrencehurley @Imogenstweets
2/10
2021
the thread on this tweet is fucking iconic https://t.co/fhtJ9dsyEC
2/9
2021
I’ll give $200 to a random person who retweets this within the next 10 minutes. Must be following so I can dm you i… https://t.co/Oo6YXQ8zyC
Retweeted by kirsty
2/7
2021
@joshf0x https://t.co/d3l772oVem
2/5
2021
@Imogenstweets @maetheactivist https://t.co/2EXNorMtzZ
2/4
2021
@ThreeUKSupport I’ve had another fraudulent too, I didn’t click on the link as I checked my bill had been paid. Won… https://t.co/3H4belHnZi
2/2
2021
@ThreeUKSupport @ThreeUK Bro u good https://t.co/nK2JRv7h86 @jaicraftt she had crewmate for ages getting sussed for no reason so it made her imposter games harder. I see it fr… https://t.co/WnKXld27Cn @Craig57186989 @dirtgame @xboxuk https://t.co/KseEj3WeLSfun for all🤣 #dirt5 https://t.co/7DpDrjVCNf @dirtgame #dirt5 😍😍😍 https://t.co/UUA4Xw38uz
2/1
2021

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