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K @KirtikaCee Bombay

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357 Following   2,421 Followers   25,729 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/18/11


There’s Sinhgad, Pratapgad, Raigad and then there’s : https://t.co/tWmUBmK9nS
Retweeted by KI have woken up this morning and laughed for 10 minutes straight looking at videos on Twitter. The content early mo… https://t.co/pEySa0X26zFound the best TikTok ever (Sound On) https://t.co/RrjsjHQaMJ https://t.co/dahiqe4GAU
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11/20
2019
gonna tell my kids this is dora https://t.co/7oTeOJp8Lx
Retweeted by K @scaryhairyman I wish this was a real scenarioI’m just done. If i’m pissed - you will know. I’m not keeping quiet anymore. People just walk all the fuck over you. It’s sick.If the planets had a meeting https://t.co/oeIDIvaybM
Retweeted by KThat friend who tripped over nothing https://t.co/rYq9FEVRGp
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11/19
2019
@shrutithenaik The seconds leads are so damn cute sometimes. I want to smack the actress and say HEY CAN YOU PLEASE… https://t.co/cm2YUEmFi0 @shrutithenaik Dude NEVER happening. It’s like every series has the same plot but weirdly each story is soooooo different??Does neither of the party realise they are fighting on TWITTER - an online platform?? Like.. go work? I’m sure ther… https://t.co/VWY3mGoUYWI have had more people announce their pregnancy this year than marriage announcements. The transition is complete, i’m officially old.If you’re 30+ you will understand my predicament 😭😭I ate sev puri. RIP oesophagusWhy can’t my stupid phone catch the pink hue 😭😭😭 https://t.co/VKKuovdYL0This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try https://t.co/m6a1otzw7p
Retweeted by KJust because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger than that , I still wanna s… https://t.co/KX53l6g0Vd
Retweeted by Kinteresting, when I watched this I actually thought, somebody save this woman https://t.co/Iq78xCieB3
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11/18
2019
Can’t. Stop. Eating. https://t.co/tyFfOCyxfII’m so glad to see my friends’ ex move on and be HAPPY. Especially when that moron never deserved her in the first… https://t.co/pEy4Q5FoZk @InternetTofu @BhargavFunbuckt What did you get exactly by tagging his account!?! @Goddamittt Oh no my friend. She is not as annoying. Someone else has taken her placeWhere is the OHMYGOD OHMYGOD chick?? I’m not missing her but just realised i haven’t seen her annoying face in a whileYawning at 8 pm. I love old age 🙄🥰🥰 https://t.co/VszDPK1w9MBabysat for 1.5 hours and i legit feel like i lost a kg in running around and the best gym ever 😂My favourite 💜 https://t.co/BGkMNvX75GHowling https://t.co/24ToFjCzsA
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11/17
2019
You gonna eat wild rodents and then be shocked about catching a disease?!!! https://t.co/WBpqBAO4Ty @Kishnani_T I mean i have the updated one but not rolled out for me yetAnd i’m watching Harry Potter. AGAIN. But after so long. At what age will i stop liking this movie series?When are the likes disappearing? I think that’s the most free-ing thing i’ve heard in a very very long time. Atleas… https://t.co/9wxtTwCXvwGuys be 5'6 talking bout "what would you do if i was there rn" idk pet you?
Retweeted by KI’m gonna say this with full authority that this is true https://t.co/mpB9X5V02HVegetarian but OH SO GOOD. Trust me when i say this as a non vegetarian, it is a rarity.Seeds of Life : HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. So glad Bandra has got some better options for healthier eating.ty fellow human https://t.co/PZ3zNduAHN
Retweeted by KMy lips are chapped and it is 28 degrees outside. Go figure
11/16
2019
Bitch it’s on why do you keep reminding me i’m working tomorrow https://t.co/N20NcpxczE @schmmuck Why are you doing this to us. WhyWhat a beautiful email from my son's school! https://t.co/pImykdpWPx
Retweeted by K @TataCLiQCare Haha thanks super cute gestureOmg TataCliq sent over the cutest Children’s day hamper but i have no idea why me 😂 https://t.co/rtRgawnebWI miss seeing his face. When is season 3 expected??? https://t.co/6dnAnA6fwx @ShekharRavjiani Tired of celebrity ranting about 'eggxorbitant' meals in 5 star hotels... First you are not poor a… https://t.co/I0ianyAJyi
Retweeted by KI am listening to spotify after months and WHAT A BANGER OF A PLAYLIST has been curated for me in ‘Discover weekly’. Tooo fucking goodHere's the full video. https://t.co/ni4rYua0JE
Retweeted by K @chin80 Just the beginning! @chin80 I felt a nip in the air last evening!
11/15
2019
@panku_ The one and only 🙄🙄After spewing all that shit this chick is now acting like she’s another human being. What do people eat for dinner… https://t.co/j9mbS8Ie9dI am done with dinner and dessert by 8:30pm. Channeling my inner 👵My ‘happy’ food is a salad and i can’t make this shit upI’m now positive that people who claim to have seen aliens have actually just seen baby owls. https://t.co/CAr65NG9qR
Retweeted by KSlight nip in the air
11/14
2019
💔😔 https://t.co/hqIkzQMAou @Aks_Ay Yes that’s never happening just like i’ll never buy an Android @PWNeha Move on. Let it go. People come and go. Don’t hold on to them. Make space for new people :)I will DIE if Vodafone exits India.. i’m not an Airtel girl 😭😭My son is already overthinking!! 😂 https://t.co/bW7mefpJTt
Retweeted by KJob applications be like “How did you hear about us?” Nigga WHY? was it a secret?
Retweeted by KI don’t care about other days of the year but i HAVE to eat Jalebi on Gurupurab. It’s a tradition
11/13
2019
What the fuck is going on on the TL. Depression and anxiety will exist years after we’ve come and gone. Calm a bit… https://t.co/szCoJqEGqFTikTok videos should be sent to Academy awards. No shit. https://t.co/v8VqJAuGQN
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11/12
2019
Will we have babies? Only time will tell https://t.co/kM1ok8vSvUCurrently doing everything possible to avoid making a work brand plan. Like i can work on anything today BUT the br… https://t.co/LsMNq0wXiwTried an ‘ayurvedic’ pain patch - it has left me with a horrific rash that hasn’t gone in 4 days (intensity has red… https://t.co/8iQ8huJOYr
11/11
2019
I have work. I need to sleep. And now i’m wide awake ugh @EastRenaissance @KylieJenner Man she’s vile10 pm and struggling. All new low discoveredHEADLINE : AMERICAN DISCOVERS OTHER ACCENTS EXIST https://t.co/C30RvKjly3 @AttitudeMag I mean isn’t this good news then?! The idiots deserve to die 🙄
11/10
2019
Barely 1 am and STRUGGLING to keep my eyes openOhh helllo i love you https://t.co/ULzNPrHrPU
11/9
2019
@iamJokunle 😭😭 why is he so cuteKylie’s insta stories are focussed around her breasts so i don’t understand why she doesn’t make a separate insta f… https://t.co/7OMyca6d8KSo everyone has gone to Mastodon. GOOD. Bye @BeingDeeSee Haha! I don’t like to reveal my address on SM :pAs much as i LOVE the rains, not in November man. Go away. (I still love you). https://t.co/kG37mkE33J
11/8
2019
My system knows it’s about to rain before my app does! Got my sinus headache since morning, been sneezing, head has… https://t.co/SkudbqoDXsHow often do celebrities talk about IVF? Almost never. So happy to see this out there! https://t.co/3HGAyxCzVxThrowback to a time when weed was still legal on twitter😂 https://t.co/s7QuKGmBCQ
Retweeted by KIt's been three days since we had rain. Bombay r u ok?
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11/7
2019
OMG what a disgusting father. SICK https://t.co/nOehMVi11W @nalayak_munim My name actually is something else on my birth certificate. An error by BMC 😕Why do people test my patience like WHY https://t.co/baQ5SPc3JP @Rubal Well for me UPI is failing constantly and HDFC net banking is refusing to workUnable to pay credit card bills on Cred. Extremely weird. Anyone facing issues?? Constantly fails
11/6
2019
Father wears his wife's pyjamas as he minds their baby so that their child doesn't cry https://t.co/uJot85zJkx
Retweeted by KA fight breaks out when a husband comes home and finds his wife with another penguin. https://t.co/9ejYGcJ5TJ
Retweeted by KWish somebody had taught me that it is OK to have a life outside work when you’re younger. I’m happy today’s kids a… https://t.co/mXzUmLE8AsNever seen anyone so happy to see me before https://t.co/ksdEiIIW8D
11/5
2019
Lawyers go berserk in UP's Kanpur. Target an inspector on motorcycle. Assault him on road in full public view after… https://t.co/q5xg1XojBr
Retweeted by K @chin80 Happened last time also remember.. their babies dont hatch ya.. @chin80 Hahahahah no this is an actual x ray! And it’s actually very tiny.. only because of x ray it looks bigger @panku_ Haha thanks @chin80 You can see the three eggs na! @chin80 She is pregnant ya!This baby got knocked up! 🙃 https://t.co/2fo5cUz6egTwo days back - someone VERY VERY close to me told me she thinks men SHOULD come first, and she does not believe in… https://t.co/iYrpbuD1Bl
11/4
2019

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