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Cat @KitCatEliza California, USA

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Joined Twitter 10/8/19


if a child lives in me and tears me apart from the inside out for 9 months then that child is getting my last name end of discussion
Retweeted by CatMy supervisor emailed me "good job" because I took notes. I am pleased the bar is set so low. It makes it easier to impress.If you want to know why COVID relief is tied up in Congress, one key reason is that Republicans are demanding legal… https://t.co/qAhAChGd8G
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11/25
2020
@ElsieKFisher https://t.co/TEvtk2bX9i
11/24
2020
Oh https://t.co/9JempHa7IRfeminists do WHAT now https://t.co/g1DYeHMjnI
Retweeted by CatI want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.
Retweeted by CatChop chop chop. ✂️ https://t.co/W1imbij3vR
11/23
2020
Called out https://t.co/HxYPn0hJt6can’t believe I met Lorde 🤭 https://t.co/fyApU9zr7i
Retweeted by CatWhy everytime a stranger messages me online they just want to get in my pants?
11/22
2020
everytime i have one drink with someone: okay are you ready for all my secrets?
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11/21
2020
Do you ever do something and afterwards you think to yourself "whelp, this is going to replay in my mind until the day I die". @VANTEMETAL Imagining what such a healthy and loving parental relationship must feel like. https://t.co/EEzkBYSPm3This made my tear up. I can only dream of having such a healthy relationship with my parents... or anyone for that… https://t.co/ViGH6ZgoBB
11/20
2020
Here is a recording of how assistive tech interprets the "This Claim is Disputed" text people are copying and pasti… https://t.co/ksSV0HcerD
Retweeted by Catmy keyboard after one glass of wine https://t.co/I8UNmGbAy7
Retweeted by CatGet on my level. I will tower over all but 5 of you ladies. 😆 https://t.co/zO01oNnTUE @panicbombbby I would say come aways but then it would really throw off my 'lonely forever, what are people' vibe I… https://t.co/EBs5gagTKJ @just_emilyjayne https://t.co/ger8Q7VgdI @nudycat It's kids @panicbombbby Also bunching up the blankets behind you in bed so you can pretend you're little spoon.... I mean what... I don't do that. @panicbombbby Same @alexWwill @cal_gif What does it say? @thatb0ydj Oh I don't see myself ever even getting to 30. I am content yelling into the void.
11/19
2020
@mattyrelaxative https://t.co/MwxtshsCAu @alexWwill @cal_gif Ah yes, when having an android is also a personality trait.Long hair, do care. Caring a lot actually. https://t.co/FyF3Vsmol2 @just_emilyjayne What a baby!Getting stuck in a memory loop that I thought I had moved on from is not what I wanted for myself today.“You’re so pretty” ok so kiss me
Retweeted by Cat @panicbombbby https://t.co/TOZe01yzmV @panicbombbby I doubt they even know where the room is. Oblivious people rarely do.🥺🥺 I'll keep telling myself this until it is true. https://t.co/AClDcTbMD8 @brianjoralvarez A power move. That's what just happened.
11/18
2020
@panicbombbby The constant affirmation someone is thinking of me and wants to share things that they enjoy is the p… https://t.co/cYyZedS7msEveryday this Space Force parody gets closer and closer to being reality. https://t.co/oy5SXWgXb2
11/17
2020
Nipsey said when your intentions are pure, you don’t lose anyone. They lose you & i felt that
Retweeted by CatI have room for genuine people only, no shady shit.
Retweeted by CatEveryone loves a good mental back slide.
11/16
2020
I just want to remind you that people with ADHD aren’t ‘ignoring’ you and they aren’t ‘messy’. Out of sight out of… https://t.co/FTdr5l4Suv
Retweeted by CatThe more you know. https://t.co/wziwbGxElQ
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11/15
2020
friday the 13th is just a superstition. the last friday the 13th we had this year was in march and I can’t remember… https://t.co/A6WLbien8T
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11/14
2020
I spent a portion of today making sure that I had watched every @UnusAnnus video. It will be sad to see them all go… https://t.co/gmJHx60yrN @panicbombbby I drink some THICC wine. Thins out my blood.
11/13
2020
Dash & Lily was just what I needed. Great show of finding love in unexpected places.
11/11
2020
On this day in 1898, after a biracial government was elected into office, mobs of armed white supremacists invaded… https://t.co/KZV2FvoNJn
Retweeted by CatReally looking forward to watching my mental health decline this holiday season. If anyone asks, these are festive… https://t.co/106AkyFlBZSame https://t.co/xB3yLwPP5iRepublican Philadelphia City Commissioner Al Schmidt says his office, which runs the vote count, has received death… https://t.co/10QfirRu0F
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11/10
2020
@mattyrelaxative I always thought they tasted the same. My tongue may be dead. @_TJWatt @DairyGood @DerekWatt34 These are the weirdest looking baby cows I've ever seen. Stop stealing milk from m… https://t.co/DzDq50guXP
11/9
2020
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Retweeted by CatMen be like "wow your energy is amazing" and then rob you of it. @just_emilyjayne Let me live.I took a shower over 4 hours ago and my hair is still wet.. will I ever know what it is like to have dry hair again… https://t.co/xdL1mW4LWc
11/8
2020
📺 NEW VIDEO We won. #ByeDon https://t.co/Tl4G7NpxeC
Retweeted by Cat @Liv_Andreaa Blue is now my favorite color 💙 @mattyrelaxative I have always pegged you as an elegant lady.
11/7
2020
When your sexual fantasies turn into just wanting to be held for long periods of time by someone who genuinely cares about you.Remember when Stacey Abrams lost the election for gov. and ppl were like “Run for president!” & she was like Nah I’… https://t.co/vWr8b59Bez
Retweeted by CatI keep obsessively refreshing the page. If Georgia flips I will lose my shit in the best way possible. I can't hand… https://t.co/DPzmKq1sYv
11/6
2020
Nation waits breathlessly to see if candidate who leads by four million votes will win.
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11/5
2020
Trump says stop counting where I’m winning but keep counting where I’m losing. Biden says count all the votes regar… https://t.co/SVfUe6Ripy
Retweeted by CatI loved one of the CNN breaking news ribbons last night that read: :Tr*mp says he'll go to the Supreme Court; unsure why" 😂❤❤ https://t.co/2Q2nvZmeQ6
11/4
2020
I'm an anxious wreck today. And depending on how tonight goes, again every night for the next four years.
11/3
2020
@alexjweston @just_emilyjayne What are these people in cars protesting? Democracy?
11/2
2020
One of the best things about Phasmophobia to be honest. https://t.co/qX6pAhnfnHcan we cancel no nut november and start embracing non-stop nut november
Retweeted by Cat @panicbombbby Ah, the Hokage!Taking pictures with a good camera: Objects - wow look at all this detail, so crisp. Amazing. Selfie - TOO MUCH DETAIL. @just_emilyjayne Yes
11/1
2020
@tenmoreto_50cal https://t.co/E27mNDEbb9oldie but Reverse Halloween. If ghosts and zombies etc. dressed up as humans. https://t.co/nQcZld14e0
Retweeted by Catfor Halloween my skeleton is dressing up like a living human
Retweeted by CatYou ever text someone so much that you are afraid you are annoying them so you think to yourself "I'll stop for a f… https://t.co/J5eAADG4xo @panicbombbby Always assume they are into you. The worst that can happen is the total destruction of the last bit of your self confidence.oh hello, soundless heart-wrenching animatic that i won't stop crying to https://t.co/h5EuM1VdsQ
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10/31
2020
My life in a nutshell: "I really need to do something" -> goes to bed.I would have downloaded TikTok solely for this trend. https://t.co/KEuVlDE94P
Retweeted by CatRelationships won't heal you, and being single won't kill you. Remember that.
10/30
2020
SUS https://t.co/Si9e79F43K
Retweeted by CatBeing unclear is being unkind. -Anna Akana
10/29
2020
@just_emilyjayne Dm me babe 😜Had a stranger ask to be my sugar daddy today. Things just got interesting.Committing voter supression in order to win an election and then remarking on your win and subsequent rulings as be… https://t.co/ewhrLMfzqiDropped off my ballot yesterday. Now I get to anxiously wait to see how many people are fine with racism. Hint: it will be in the millions..@AOC on the New York Times’s bombshell investigation of Trump’s taxes: https://t.co/xAbI0YRPca https://t.co/zht1EH9ztA
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10/28
2020
When the only part of the song you like is the chorus. Why??Oh god, why. https://t.co/4HOlqGm2U5 @NYCShelly2 @ayoedebiri Ooo, smarter than a random person on the internet that you know nothing about. Good burn. G… https://t.co/CU0NwLbqMZPeople who can't keep a joke going are so disappointing. @NYCShelly2 @ayoedebiri In your opinion, what is the best about her? Because I can't see it. Is it behind all of th… https://t.co/IioKI2FaWyDespite my best efforts of being myself, I actually have a date this week. What do people do at these things??
10/27
2020
Scores, please. https://t.co/f6X5tXbUgN
Retweeted by Cat @panicbombbby Good choice. https://t.co/bKzNTn32JwDo you take your coffee with creamer, existential dread, or black?😻😭 https://t.co/7r5tImoNquFirst day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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10/26
2020

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