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CKlim @Klimfac Ohio, USA

Sleeping is giving in. No matter what the time is.

1,066 Following   170 Followers   5,977 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/30/11


Happy Fourth of July! https://t.co/HWcfZOIsUW @BrettPransky @WindingDot If you scratch and sniff this photo it smells like a mobile meth lab and dogshit. @elonmusk This is rich coming from a guy who called a diver attempting to rescue kids trapped in a cave a “pedo guy… https://t.co/qFlAqx67xtwhen you’re a hot dog and joey chestnut shows up https://t.co/UI4Y6rJywE
Retweeted by CKlim @willsommer I am there right now, and antifa has set up a bunch of piñatas and bounce houses for the kids. They’ve… https://t.co/7TvqcAAvbvJust drove by a fireworks store in southeast Ohio, and there was a line of like 75 people out the door, all of them… https://t.co/daUkmilAbv @BrandyLJensen https://t.co/9ecyLORBQQ1. Alan Dershowitz melted down on Twitter. 2. Bill Barr tried his best to fire Geoffrey Berman, U.S. Attorney for t… https://t.co/ADRuXZ0zPz
Retweeted by CKlim @SlavicLady88 My money’s on them giving their Orange Jesus yet another pass. @BurdsIVue Change it to the Cleveland River Fires and everyone will be happy. @Tylerjoelb I know. It’s illogical but I just don’t like the song. It might have something to do with hearing it ov… https://t.co/9pJlGlgBJ4 @Tylerjoelb Stairway to Heaven. I freaking love Zeppelin but for some reason I dislike that song.
7/4
2020
@FleetwoodZiggy @mmpadellan That GIF will never get old - just like the movie! @mmpadellan Shauna Of The DeadHow are they just getting around to listening to - and comprehending - the lyrics? I figured out it wasn’t a ra-ra… https://t.co/SzWv1ecLaY @willsommer Here, I corrected the headline for you: Appears to have been a Q cult believer.His nickname should be Fearless Dion. The guy was beyond courageous - in the face of open hostility and hatred. https://t.co/KVPgFBrGRj @vilehog If you watch it, she comes out of your tv a week later and while she doesn’t kill you, she does laugh at y… https://t.co/aSb3U4GnE8 @Getthebagcoach https://t.co/PAEWOTUYKNDo these dipshits march outside businesses that post No Shirt No Shoes No Service signs? https://t.co/Qc59BIOGrb @stonecold2050 https://t.co/7I5QzuGlOV @JamesCullenB https://t.co/3stp5n4kay
7/3
2020
@KwCongressional This guy runs The Deep State. I hope you win so you can expose him! https://t.co/iNMzT5FZiC @mpride4991 @nathanTbernard @MollyJongFast Pedafile? https://t.co/FHvLjvedYo @Tylerjoelb Serious question: Is she 10 years old? @HeerJeet Those pics should have a warning/disclaimer that you can catch a coke high and an STD just by looking at… https://t.co/maQNvzP62tTough break for people who love all of his song. https://t.co/eGLJApmBI9
Retweeted by CKlim @NoFoolinTulin @BronzeHammer @parler_app There’s No Foolin a cowboy-rob zombie-goth-ted kaczynski mashup. Just give it up already. @Acosta That strange-ass comment is why people shouldn’t drink bleach to protect themselves from the virus. He’s ob… https://t.co/cVEUY1SbOB @TheLoganTrent Well played!People are freaking the f out about this, but there’s seriously going to be like 100 people there. It’s not like th… https://t.co/aa30Pv58g5 @smartasset Most working class Americans talking to their financial advisors like.... https://t.co/Q1EyQKhIq8 @AntifaCreature Sadly, Pattycake broke her hip while making this Tik Tok and now she needs another stimulus check -… https://t.co/AX8I171vby @ABC Can someone please change up the Bugs Bunny GIF so it shows him using his big saw to cut out Alabama after he does Florida.
7/2
2020
@ScottAdamsSays Republicans will be hunted. https://t.co/F4l67UUkbk @BrandyLJensen Did this guy name it MurderKill River? https://t.co/vw8bap1eE5 @BCuzIKnow @DavidBlackfor18 @11W And sorry for the misspelling: It’s balloon-shaped head. My bad. @GoadGatsby That face you make when you drop a painful load in your pants the moment your photo is taken. Do’h! @jeremynewberger @seanhannity Because in Bizarro America 2020 the millions millions of viewers you cited applaud st… https://t.co/I0OJBEqA0TWe want to see you back in The Shoe in this fall! Please do your part and wear your masks 😷! #GoBuckeyes https://t.co/T92D3g34v6
Retweeted by CKlim @BCuzIKnow @DavidBlackfor18 @11W I can confirm that Dave was playing Dungeons and Dragons - with your mom. I also c… https://t.co/bTbrxQzCuH @RoberAndrewJ @OSU_AD @OhioStateFB Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, chump. https://t.co/bwBgaLH80c @notbinIaden In the sequel, this hardcore operator buys an actual bed frame, some real deal vinyl flooring and a blow up sex doll. @lisareid11 @marcorubio Hey Karen, stop getting your medical and science info from your cousin’s Facebook feed. He’… https://t.co/dreI7kzt2Z @smartasset If you really want to secure your retirement, invest in TC Tuggers. https://t.co/bKUrMhDNqmWhat is happening to this country? https://t.co/4neJFjPuBp
7/1
2020
@travis_view https://t.co/abyVPmOMTt @CorbinReiff Waiting for Somebody by Paul Westerberghttps://t.co/QpdqMEeNgw https://t.co/7bwc4JHg3tIf 2020 was a lunch meat. https://t.co/W2AdBL2Ejc @AntonioParis Can I come? @mattgaetz Your America is the working poor struggling to pay their bills, putting off needed healthcare and being… https://t.co/J54rvFSIR1Might mess around today and America Great Again by jumping onto Facebook and listening to my uncle’s medical advice… https://t.co/fNlJ8mk6jCThis is getting more treasonous by the moment. https://t.co/FhVIELTJb1
6/30
2020
@ABC “You’ll shoot your husband’s eye out, kid!” https://t.co/lcNZqkpBv1 @QanonAnonymous @travis_view RIP Matt Dillon. @ColinCowherd Just an absolutely incredible - and brave - take! Most sportscasters should just retire now. https://t.co/2GYr9WlL6CFirst of all, they were in mud masks not blackface. And second of all, in what world does "Stop killing us." sound… https://t.co/cfl1tEeTXV
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6/29
2020
@ischafer @RexChapman https://t.co/My16jKeHVU @TonyBeast1957 Mark Wahlberg would take that tiger down. @rynprry Honk if you agree! https://t.co/J5y9H9wJ0X @Lunagrinds This is next level content! @jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex That face you make when you’ve spent 18 minutes praying to Cheeseus Christ, and he still has… https://t.co/6xgXp3BL1l @jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex The faces of national tragedy: “Migrant Mother,” 1936 (by Dorothea Lange, FSA) and “But I H… https://t.co/hUH3todcN6
Retweeted by CKlim @realDonaldTrump Great people? Are you joking? Only a few seconds into the video the guy clearly yells “White Power… https://t.co/Huj9CZqf90 @stonecold2050 https://t.co/GRuqcDGDRa @DavidEmrick1 @RexChapman We all laughed while you and your family cried in the background, so a lot was accomplish… https://t.co/YrnX7WFJaxSpent the night sitting around a fire and drinking beers and listening to #Phish. Pretty perfect. https://t.co/LEQFHmOBIy
6/28
2020
@realDonaldTrump He was on the third season of Game of Thrones. Maybe you should @ them.... @KatieHill4CA It would appear they’re too busy complaining about having to wear masks to slow down a pandemic. @JoshuaPotash The karendemic seems unstoppable...
Retweeted by CKlimThis is perfection. https://t.co/WgH5iTGCm6 @RexChapman Some people are losing their f’ing minds - and/or regressing to their previous 2-year-old selves. Geez. @BurdsIVue Everyone else just calls him dick. @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @seanhannity @CNN Here’s a question, though: What kind of super sad sack stays home on a… https://t.co/2XNhVKrHsJI can confirm that this is 100 percent true. https://t.co/BYf5QmZ5B5 @hitRECordJoe https://t.co/9AA2Kpx5Nc @benschwartz_ @paparoche2018 https://t.co/LjhHTCKVwjScience: it’s like magic, but real! 😷 https://t.co/NGymdXSbZ5
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6/27
2020
Potential Spam needs to stop f’ing calling me. I’m seriously good. I had a tasty dinner. https://t.co/ioEi982o4n @DukeMBB First Nick Saban and Alabama football and now Coach K and Duke Basketball. You guys are really making it hard for me to hate you. @CBS12 Florida Man gonna Florida Man. @nytimes Don’t let President Bone Spurs fool you: Putin and Russia are not our friend.Who could have seen this coming - outside of physicians, infectious disease experts and folks who study these thing… https://t.co/RF8z3e5dRU @howatdk My university held a special screening of Se7en, and aside from having my mind blown by Fincher’s masterpi… https://t.co/NnWdCjSB4T @DispatchAlerts So Rob f’n Schneider was behind the whole thing. Crazy. https://t.co/Y6fsNgtfFF @johnsemley3000 I’d agree with that. Check Your Head was so incredibly inventive when it came out, and songs like J… https://t.co/6pDon14OL4 @DaftLimmy Hey, I was just up all night and I didn’t get lucky or really have all that much good fun. Do you know w… https://t.co/d2kd7WrNjw @travis_view Must have been inspired by this. https://t.co/85Vc0Uv4x4 @Wombat_Matt I was there! It was my first Wrigley concert experience - and it honestly surpassed all my expectations!
6/26
2020
@hitRECordJoe https://t.co/ycxEBfGRJ3the USA's response to COVID https://t.co/8VHWQcXYuH
Retweeted by CKlim @JakeSuchman @edsbs There’s probably going to be a lot of single-vehicle crashes when they drive their trucks off t… https://t.co/K4CBAjg31Q @SirYacht @GuyFieri https://t.co/RutjnhQPKC @TheFestiveOwl @Bonnaroo Here’s the corporate tool that came up with that $50 livestream idea. https://t.co/zMlR8J47zG @colbertlateshow Old Swampy Don https://t.co/AXGRu9j7of @Tylerjoelb @GovMikeDeWine “My good friend” in GIF form. https://t.co/usKTgP60V2 @realDonaldTrump I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE! https://t.co/1C4elVHJsj @joshtpm No argument here - and there honestly shouldn’t be much of an argument anywhere, save for maybe from Sammy… https://t.co/dO9L6WYn0j
6/25
2020

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