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CKlim @Klimfac Ohio, USA

Sleeping is giving in. No matter what the time is.

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Joined Twitter 11/30/11


As someone who went to US Naval Air Crew school there, that base is super close to my heart. I hate seeing this kin… https://t.co/kRoCpmKzgU @TitusNation The last I heard he’s still driving on the highway to the danger zone. ...File this under WTF? https://t.co/zL9aJa9bqq @FOX10Phoenix It’s the grift that keeps on grifting. ... @LeslieRubinWCHS Those losers probably watch Raiders Of The Lost Arc and root for the Nazis and not Indiana Jones.
12/6
2019
@RandPaul You’re a useless idiot. Maybe try coming up with an actual plan next time, not more worthless bs.
12/5
2019
@EepShoegaze If You Want Me.
12/3
2019
If you are mad about the Billie Eilish/Van Halen thing, then you are this character https://t.co/J7IkDjaHmv
Retweeted by CKlim @Crazymothers1 https://t.co/dK7hLNU4sS @Reflog_18 I just used the code KITCHENS and my Christmas tree burst into flames. Thanks for nothing!
12/2
2019
But at least his rich benefactors will be able to buy a second yacht and a second tropical island getaway with the… https://t.co/Y9XhUGrTxHI love HBO’s Barry, but I’d argue FX’s Mr. Inbetween just had a superior second season. It masterfully balanced dar… https://t.co/hIExCRGapl @WIRED Well, word is if he eats 40 pizzas in 30 days he’ll feel 30 percent greasier. Can you pass that onto him, Wired?I’m going to spend the next 10 minutes laughing at losers who are somehow crushed because there’s a strong female c… https://t.co/hsSUZ70T5jColonel Kurtz, famous war hero. Ouch. (And I’m seriously making the Steve Carrel Office face). https://t.co/pRQ6EDVDHE
12/1
2019
@Surgeon_General Thanks Surge for being brave enough to speak the truth. My cousin puffed marijuana one time and th… https://t.co/MVMZ3jelmH @11W You love to see it!Jim Harbaugh texts John after today's game: "Want me to come to the game tomorrow and stand on the sideline?" John: "New phone who dis."
Retweeted by CKlim @freep https://t.co/7MqYm8dncQ#LeonardoDiCaprio didn’t just start the fires. He also came to my house and ate all my leftover Thanksgiving turkey… https://t.co/9Q8ybN21Og @Reflog_18 And here was mine. https://t.co/FyWIU6J2En
11/30
2019
I’m telling my kids this is The Odd Couple. https://t.co/H0Bqyd6O48 @conner_omalley Tough break: I got in first and got the last one! @MollyJongFast Sitting alone over a microwave turkey dinner while chatting on your laptop with a handful of “close… https://t.co/guihvFnREU
11/29
2019
@consequence @officialmoz https://t.co/XpGVsGFvun @wvjoe911 Boomerberg calls. ...I’m running for office on a platform - and a guarantee - to pass legislation forcing the NFL to stop scheduling the… https://t.co/KUqJJGQrc3 @henrynaiztat @travisakers Sad yet true. ...You’ve probably seen the news stories: A few years ago, I accidentally invited this stranger to Thanksgiving. Now h… https://t.co/tBMAxv41WC @travisakers https://t.co/swFioRo8TZ @edgarwright https://t.co/mb7P5x9ggI @JudgeJeanine The Fourth Circle of Hell?
11/28
2019
@LibertyLover56 @KevinMKruse @DineshDSouza Barbara Stokes chiming in from Make Believe MAGA land. https://t.co/BALmWwUX38 @JordanUhl He obviously just discovered his mom was lying and he’s not related to a spicy chicken sandwich. Sad scene.A “War on Thanksgiving?” Where the f$&k to they get this bs? https://t.co/588KIjUoSI https://t.co/WfZlCpSW3E
11/27
2019
@jeremyjojola @NBCNews @MSNBC Imagine watching Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers and rooting for the Nazis. T… https://t.co/DIgQuENDx8Older people malign millennials for texting and driving but an angry looking old man crossed the center line earlie… https://t.co/NhAuL3zKE2 @bubbaprog Papa John is melting in front of our very eyes! For God’s sake! Can’t anyone turn on some air conditioni… https://t.co/Yip8g6kz1j
11/26
2019
@TPostMillennial @MrAndyNgo He’s a partisan propagandist, not a “journalist.” https://t.co/wJoUBpQEgl @Collider @adamchitwood Strong list. I’ll never understand why The Nice Guys didn’t pull a larger audience. It’s im… https://t.co/8qtGhh7np0 @TerryMoran https://t.co/OqvrHyrzhB @RepDavidTrone Apparently - and that’s a sad indictment of our times. @RexChapman Kudos to the guy for signing off and finishing his report before checking for broken bones and blown ou… https://t.co/jteNLLoDoYMy Uber driving right past me to wait 6 blocks away https://t.co/LQn6EeVNaF
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11/25
2019
@JohnDelaney Better be careful or you could end up like this “strongman.” https://t.co/HgPGLptSBi @PaulBrown_UK @NorthBrowns That’s awesome! @BurdsIVue https://t.co/baOZdvxQEA @gtconway3d Your schtick has moved two levels beyond old, man. @Reflog_18 https://t.co/08f0JIa2HP @bustedcoverage Usually I’m not a “thoughts and prayers” guy, but after watching that clip I’m sending some sincere… https://t.co/nXCJoPwX7W @chris_steller If I ever was myself, I wasn’t that flashlight (which was $10 off at Menards). Great line!
11/24
2019
@slam254 @ESPNCFB @minakimes Show us on the doll where those college kids hurt you. @egavactip My grandmother got hooked on prohibited bologna, and the next thing you know she was slinging prohibited… https://t.co/koDps8diSy @GraceSpelman Broken glass. ...Just learned Godzilla has been drafted into the never ending - and annoying - war on Christmas. Good luck getting t… https://t.co/9io0juk8KK
11/23
2019
This would have been peak Florida if Florida Dog had hit Florida Man, who was crossing the street after committing… https://t.co/yjCS8khOJn @EdwardTHardy @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Lindsey Graham probably had to run away so quickly because his “bon… https://t.co/aPuGZ0xA8CSo I watched the first two episodes of #TheMandalorian, and I said, “Holy shit. This is an undeniably awesome sci f… https://t.co/xt2n3bZMH2 @NelkFilmz https://t.co/83uhIO6uEF @mikeyelenosky @JOEL9ONE Here’s my tip five: Raising Arizona Wild at Heart Face/Off Matchstick Men Valley Girl
11/22
2019
@willsommer Thanks for cursing everyone who sees this! https://t.co/JITYDUPb0xPaul Rudd and Baby Yoda are both 50 years old https://t.co/2c2rEsaMJq
Retweeted by CKlimThis is taking the “I’m going to tell my kid” thing to its logical, Phil Collins-centric conclusion. https://t.co/dZMKboG7oy
11/21
2019
@Timcast @evandawson When you take off your dumb cap, what’s underneath? Semi-sentient jello? @roddreher @ChickfilA Sad scene. Hope you have a closet full of tissues to wipe away all the tears. @RexChapman I’m going to tell my kids this is Jurassic Park.I’m going to tell my kids this was Joaquin Phoenix - pre-clown-makeup - in The Joker. https://t.co/8rg0XM9vow @Zencsss @ascott_knight Life comes at you fast 😭😭 https://t.co/OwmL9CmUCL
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11/20
2019
I root for Ohio State, and if the Bucks lose in the coming weeks I’d hope any fans who are tempted to do crazy stuf… https://t.co/lbezaP0AO0OK. Can this tiresome debate be put to rest now? https://t.co/RIKZTqigo0 @AB84 There’s a zero percent chance the real Antonio Brown wrote that tweet. https://t.co/RWyYcgflzF @DispatchAlerts https://t.co/f3uSzC6ZH1 @GovMikeHuckabee @roddreher @amconmag @ChickfilA So is this what they mean by “cancel culture?” Are you trying to c… https://t.co/kiKCcn9WsGThis shot should be hanging in a museum somewhere. It really captures our times. https://t.co/dGbdcopCjk https://t.co/YqZbA4AjKX @abbydphillip https://t.co/lkws6cBy5a @cevangelista413 It’s much better than Cats. I will watch it again and again. ...
11/19
2019
@10TV It’s like watching an episode of The Righteous Gemstones, but minus the humor.Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob That Won't Be Appeased Until Their Every Demand Is Met https://t.co/DhZfmi6S3p
Retweeted by CKlim @benshapiro You should debate a chicken sandwich - or are you scared it would win and leave you with even more tear… https://t.co/1nxmnGIxVB @DPMCanty Two bean burritos, one double chalupa, two crunchy tacos, a mexican pizza and a beefy fritos burrito - oh… https://t.co/TyfbOSZ6GPWest Virginia is like “Hey now, we’re on it, too!” https://t.co/ht2cU5xmh4 @Collider https://t.co/yg4WX1NEyA
11/18
2019
who names their daughter pregame https://t.co/4tjGtietyt
Retweeted by CKlim @JordanUhl Kanye in 2019 https://t.co/SVCEBR22kl @SunSentinel https://t.co/d6c92Bq1Ye @MausDylan @ngasiewski3 https://t.co/LZush41vvII was trying to watch Beck’s Beercan video on YouTube and I had to watch some Frozen 2 cartoon intro. What kind of… https://t.co/PHNVdCLPp4
11/17
2019
This is some real “We’re living in a Hellscape” type stuff. How about fixing the underlying low air quality issues… https://t.co/whj5e1oqw8 @AndrewYang And here all I wanted was a ColecoVision. ... @TheUndefeated That guy’s definitely filmed a video in the front seat of his pickup truck arguing for people to cal… https://t.co/UvbLXem5niCant blame him based on that picture https://t.co/zHX0hPTq0G
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11/16
2019
@RubinReport @No_Safe_Spaces @DennisPrager @adamcarolla Is there any truth to the rumor the premier is being held i… https://t.co/8uY8CRIaud @pattonoswalt https://t.co/7tLOwMdADwI’m a Browns fan, and I’m generally a type-a insanely competitive guy, but what Garrett did tonight with the helmet… https://t.co/J6JHfuZJEb @stanveuger This is some sorry-ass shit - and that’s coming from a Christian, albeit one who believes in science. @ITYSL My mom says thanks!
11/15
2019
@10TV Who knew God would look like Archie Bunker?Veteran? Seriously? https://t.co/QgC2HIYCP9 https://t.co/wOC7JFQAPz @EepShoegaze Ride - Nowhere and MBV - Loveless
11/14
2019
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11/13
2019

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