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@sophiathecolest Omg I showered today!!! Just don’t ask me the time before that... @sophiathecolest @davidehrlich What you’re missing is, I meant to write this tweet like 5 hours agoWell, @davidehrlich has finally started watching Succession. So that’s what’s happening over here #StayHome
3/27
2020
@davidehrlich Honestly same
3/26
2020
@soniasaraiya @readingirl I almost can’t follow this thread bc it brings back midterms anxiety (yes I was in colleg… https://t.co/Wx7eBX9zsS
3/24
2020
@davidehrlich @CaseyCip It’s both! Baby Bath Silicone Brush by Fridababy | DermaFrida The SkinSoother Baby Essentia… https://t.co/NAS2Z5eTxp
3/21
2020
Hulu stopped working in the middle of an episode of ER so we made this video for you instead I hope it helps https://t.co/fdliBVuZXF
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3/16
2020
@blankcheckpod I don’t think you understand how much I need a GWH episode help me out here guys @mariebardi :(
3/14
2020
@davidlsims I need ONE THING that I vote for to win @davidlsims I’m mad
3/8
2020
@davidlsims Aren’t you supposed to be socializing rn
3/7
2020
@davidehrlich Please stop watching high fidelity
2/25
2020
@mariebardi Still waiting for his Hail, Caesar! spin-off @mariebardi Step up 2 is the best one tho @mariebardi @davidehrlich This is truly the most terrifying thing I have ever seen
2/9
2020
@davidehrlich V good hair @jhoffman Co-sign
1/8
2019
Interrupting your MARRIAGE STORY criticism to remind you that THE TWO TOWERS slaps so hard.
12/8
2019
@davidlsims @rianjohnson Not sure if anyone has ever brought this up before but it truly breaks my brain to watch t… https://t.co/J9hexEDxjK
11/20
2019
@AlamoNYC are there going to be more dates for THE IRISHMAN or is Thursday the end?
11/18
2019
VROOM VROOM car goes fast men have egos cool wife is cool
11/16
2019
@davidlsims #nyfcc we have the transcripts
11/13
2019
@mariebardi Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🤗🤗🤗
11/7
2019
@davidehrlich by ONE minute jeeze
11/1
2019
@davidehrlich You’re all monsters
10/24
2019
@mariebardi Hoo boy. And mah girl @ja_cone just sent me this recent discovery in WITNESS, what a day. https://t.co/xKPvLlXRKK
9/27
2019
@davidlsims @davidehrlich 💗
9/6
2019
@mariebardi I grew up OBSESSED with this series my great aunt had them all on vhs
9/2
2019
Went from starting my morning with this view to yelling at the radio, take me back https://t.co/mpuxd4GQfh
8/9
2019
@davidehrlich @mariebardi Forgot about that one! Felt v. intense @mariebardi WHAT IS THIS AND WHAT CAN YOU WEAR IT TO @mariebardi Williams, esp. while listening to the Maron interview. Maybe Rickman. Don’t think *cried* re: Ledger.
7/31
2019
@soniasaraiya Never
7/25
2019
@mariebardi 1) good vibes to your moms! 💛 2) is it the one that just got married or the other one
7/24
2019
@mariebardi Spoilers!
7/3
2019
@ja_cone Wait this is a real movie?
6/30
2019
@soniasaraiya SO white @kateyrich But like what do we do with the carrot top-esque eyebrows? @mariebardi I like this because I 100% forgot Polly Pocket was a thing until this moment and you just unlocked a childhood memory
6/28
2019
I have very talented friends https://t.co/LsDPsIMYef
6/27
2019
The craft services for High Fidelity is *directly* outside my office door. Do I have rights?
6/26
2019
@davidlsims https://t.co/5AXskfDsFE
6/13
2019
@davidlsims NEVER
6/12
2019
@davidehrlich I WILL NO—aw... @davidehrlich “Oh but honey, *I* know it was you, it’s just cleaner this way” @davidehrlich This is like how Einstein took credit for his wife’s work, THIS IS HOW IT STARTS @davidehrlich Rude for not mentioning it was ME who identified Andy and you were SKEPTICAL at first and then, as th… https://t.co/krvDJRbnsi
5/7
2019
@davidlsims https://t.co/p9i6g40vxl @davidlsims HBD!!! @davidlsims https://t.co/It88pXOSTQ
4/24
2019
@ezwrites Every day
4/14
2019
@kumailn Sweetie baby
3/7
2019
@juliebehrlich @davidehrlich Lol Fran beat you to it!
1/28
2019
I cried so much you jerk @BarryJenkins #BealeStreet
1/26
2019
@mariebardi @heavier_things @ManiLazic @elazic @lydiaohh @soniasaraiya @mollysoda 👋
1/21
2019
Is that the correct spelling of guffaw and also I know I need to stop saying literally this is why I can’t be on TwitterLike he literally guffawed twice in the last ten minutes and I know nothing else that could do this to him from this distance @davidlsims @davidehrlich @ConanOBrien https://t.co/801rg7yfsG @davidlsims @davidehrlich @ConanOBrien But srsly is Jordan for real y/n @davidehrlich @davidlsims @ConanOBrien But sometimes...”tempura” @davidehrlich @davidlsims @ConanOBrien I know, David. I know. #yakitori @davidlsims @davidehrlich @ConanOBrien Like it has literally WOKEN ME UPLet it be known that @davidehrlich has never laughed at anything harder than at @ConanOBrien @mariebardi @jdry Omg yes I saw that before Spiderverse and was like !!!!!!
1/17
2019
*caw* #NYFCC @ReginaHall70
1/8
2019
I have Pepcid ac in my purse I feel seen!
1/7
2019
@davidehrlich Goes to la *once*
1/6
2018
@jhoffman That’s ill
11/28
2018
“This isn’t going to go well” https://t.co/ddZWQAK2FSHe’s so happy https://t.co/Xal82jSGdR
11/22
2018
@HerbieLewis @davidehrlich I’ve never heard the sound he just madeUpdate: we’ve gone from stress eating pizza to stress eating candy and I moved from staring at charts on my phone t… https://t.co/A6hFv05TZh
11/7
2018
@davidehrlich @zoeinthecities Omg
10/19
2018
Classic. Post-first-paddington2. What a time to be tweeting. https://t.co/a3nZhuGcuQ @davidehrlich idk about this profile pic brah can’t we do better
6/23
2018
@davidehrlich @davidlsims You guys he just tried to explain to me why Captain America is profound and I had to question my reality @davidehrlich @davidlsims It’s like 16 minutes in and I know that bc I went to re-listen to it to try to connect wh… https://t.co/BiaaKNoGTO
4/28
2018
@katerbland @davidehrlich Thank you for your service
4/26
2018
In case you were wondering @davidehrlich is quietly singing “Molly’s game” to himself to the tune of “closing time”
3/29
2018
@ja_cone @davidehrlich Mid-S2. Carter needs to find his heart again and it gets me whenever and old person is dying… https://t.co/pKbr2ZRJh1
3/28
2018
@davidlsims @soniasaraiya @misterpatches @davidehrlich https://t.co/8JlbzMKUka @soniasaraiya @davidlsims @misterpatches @davidehrlich I BET ITS NOT JUST A BLADDER INFECTION GAAAAAH @misterpatches @davidlsims @davidehrlich You guys I'm scared https://t.co/JDu2ReEFbO
3/10
2018
@davidlsims @misterpatches @davidehrlich Fuk I'm still in the innocent time of high deb trying to put a cast on the nurse @davidlsims @misterpatches @davidehrlich Wait wait what does that mean @davidlsims @davidehrlich Not there yet! @davidlsims @davidehrlich Deb's doing great @davidlsims @davidehrlich David mulan just took lsd
3/7
2018
@davidehrlich Goddammit David
3/5
2018
@ja_cone @davidehrlich I'm still on one there are like 50 episodes in this thing @davidlsims @davidehrlich Next scene* too excited to talk about ER @davidlsims @davidehrlich One of the episodes opened with that very shot! And the next thought was his slam piece m… https://t.co/W1FzlkTSOF @davidlsims @davidehrlich David wanted to pretend he could catch up and we could watch it together and I cackled in his face @davidlsims @davidehrlich It's so good. I have so many thoughts about Dr. Ross's ties. @davidlsims @davidehrlich Yessssss @davidehrlich Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
3/2
2018
@kateyrich Omg been thinking this the whole time make it stop
1/31
2018
@ja_cone @BarnardCollege #notsorry
1/4
2017
@jowrotethis @davidlsims @davidehrlich 3) everyone I know is talking about THe Crown but it requires "are you at th… https://t.co/qBkw80PDYy
12/20
2017

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