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a @knockoffpippiL Washington, DC

apparently the devil wears lululemon

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Joined Twitter 1/14/19


@evatheexplorer @GWTV ur so pretty !!!
10/15
2021
officially positive for strep and a fat aaa
10/13
2021
damn how did you know? https://t.co/e3WQfAVHfD“deerfield academy seems like paradise” actually that town is where dreams go to die but okayannoyed my brother went to a private all boys school and didn’t join their version of the warblersbecause of my adhd coffee does nothing but provide me a hour on the toilet and a nap afterwards
10/11
2021
secret service works hard but the front security guard at ross hall works harder
10/10
2021
girl meets gworld -bella“I’m a chickitarian, a vegetarian but I only eat chicken”
10/9
2021
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10/7
2021
- “wait thats so intense” - “its a dating app” @gibbyfan3001 i want harryhotel, motel, river inn
10/6
2021
for an anorexic, I do be enjoying food a lil too much sometimes
10/3
2021
listening to freshman athletes convo on the vex just added 10 years to my lifespent 2 hours in the library working on my watercolor color wheel for class and I think I may have girlbossed a lit… https://t.co/AlRIojh3D3
9/29
2021
I’ve decided that nothing good happens at a gay barpretty little liars (anni’s version) continues
9/25
2021
CHAARG is like the intro level course to pyramid schemes
9/20
2021
“do you take medicine for your focusing disease?” yeah I mean I take adderall so
9/19
2021
“my freshman year roommate was addicted to snorting hot chocolate powder”gworld is our worldI did quiet coyote and zoe did utexas “hook em horn” so you know there’s 2 types of ppl in this world
9/16
2021
raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by maida withersno bc I’m just getting FRUIT
9/12
2021
celebrity themed bday party: friend shows up as boy in the striped pajamas… wyd?
9/11
2021
just had my first cry in public at gw so the school year has officially startedgw kids be like: is this the flu, covid, or black mold poisoning?
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9/10
2021
was panera breaking down the kitchen sink to make my goddamn cookie? it took forever
9/9
2021
you got that wandering in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights gene
9/7
2021
i survived the townhouse black mold outbreak of 2021 https://t.co/48GvNS6DX6the dateline 20/20 special: surviving the cult of clob with anni montani
9/6
2021
one of my toxic traits is locking my suit mates out of the bathroom all night + morning when i get dr*** and don’t wake up till 12pm
9/5
2021
in my pretty little liars era rn“the only new club I’m joining is therapy”the worst STI is feelings ~oomf
9/4
2021
saw that oomf was listening to Ribs by Lorde so I had to text and make sure she’s okay. check in on your friends folks !“your second toxic trait is saying quirky” -freshman year roomie“your type in ppl is just crazy” -ava
8/31
2021
“I don’t wanna out tonight, I just wanna hang up my beaded curtain and pet it for a while” @gibbyfan3001 @knockoffpippiL banana ice flavored vaccine
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8/28
2021
just cried to the kissing booth 3. very emotional
8/27
2021
eating mike and ikes that I bought for $6.50 in an airport at 6:35am. morning flights are a simulation
8/25
2021
they finally put Kung Fu Panda on netflix so I guess manifestation does work
8/23
2021
went to peets 2x today and i did get recognized so you could say im their best customer
8/22
2021
she’s giving me dry thanksgiving turkey, you’re giving me a whole passover sedershe’s giving me matzah, you’re giving me challah bread
8/21
2021
“I wanna get high and listen to solar power and I don’t even smoke” ~oomf
8/20
2021
@Delta please take me off hold. its been 2.5 hours and I need to focus my attention on Bachelor in Paradise
8/17
2021
Édith Piaf is the OG Amy Winehouse. don’t try to change my mind.
8/8
2021
“we can’t be hot, sexy, have a fat ass, and be a good driver” -oomfhear me out: 50 Shades of Gay instead of Grey
8/7
2021
the heart race you get from liking someone’s instagram post from 2016 never gets old
8/2
2021
so which intern at buzzfeed fucked up https://t.co/uzYkUqaSk6
7/28
2021
“no I don’t think its apples and oranges at this point. I think it’s like apples and orangutans”
7/25
2021
why did I come home everyday k-4 so excited to watch the Oprah Show with my mom. she still do be my idol nonetheles… https://t.co/zgkdebnxsN
7/22
2021
buying lentil soup but draining the soup portion and refusing to just buy plain lentils is also a metaphor for my lifebuying Amy’s Low Sodium Lentil Soup but then adding a shit ton of salt because it’s too bland is kind of a metaphor for my life
7/17
2021
sometimes I forget that people follow my tiktok and look at my videos. I solely use it as a diary so that’s super awk
7/16
2021
you think your highschool was weird? we made facebook event invites for our parties
7/15
2021
no wonder I always have toxic friendships, I grew up idolizing Pretty Little LiarsDelta variant , lambda variant, starting to sound like rush week
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7/9
2021
oomf is in her reputation era, no one better cross her
7/6
2021
oomfie sexts by quoting harry styles
7/4
2021
I did indeed just say “i fuck with coupons heavy”. is this what being an adult is like?
7/1
2021
realizing everyone else in the world calls it boba and not bubble tea broke my heart this morning
6/30
2021
the original gone girl was henry david thoreau
6/26
2021
““i come back stronger than a 90s trend” -taylor swift” -me
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6/25
2021
oomf kills frogs now as revenge for the second plague of passover @helenabalch i kind of like the power @helenabalch i get called ma’am everyday on the phone for my job because people assume I’m 40 year old woman working for the university
6/23
2021
just found out Bob Dylan is jewish and his real name is Robert Zimmerman. its been a crazy night @falicia_assman yes yes yeswearing a headset at work has just turned me into Britney Spears
6/22
2021
tweets about having a breakdown over not understanding Twitter for my internship
6/21
2021
rude of Liza Koshy to get a girlfriend and it not be me
6/18
2021
a baby is crying on my plane. like bitch im also going through it but you don’t see me having a temper tantrum
6/16
2021
brb just romanticizing my gone girl moment https://t.co/ML3FrufQd7my new fun fact for ice breakers is that I know all the books of the Bible (only the Old Testament) in order
6/15
2021
@alyssa_edelheit IM SO READY ALYSSAbiggest compliment of the day: “you are Santana from Glee” ~Carol
6/12
2021
y’all jews ever say the mourners kaddish in hopes your feelings would be dead? …just me?
6/11
2021
lorde. that is the tweet
6/7
2021
if you get a notification that I looked at your LinkedIn acct... its because im drafting my internship announcement… https://t.co/rfMsQXTa1u
6/3
2021
remember when oomf and I waited 2 hours for a table https://t.co/JOEsOrLali
6/2
2021
not me getting outfit inspiration from people’s bitmojis
5/29
2021
was feeling reckless today so I started my Boggle addiction back up again
5/27
2021
went to the zoo today, haven’t had this much serotonin cursing through my veins in a long time https://t.co/qy8nLQZfUOi take it back. cicadas deserve death
5/26
2021
once again. you’re welcome https://t.co/H5qpUCxV9Slmk why VSCO cares more about my mental health than my parents https://t.co/uCUCRSyx5poomf just thought she saw the northern lights in washington dc. how does she go to gw
5/22
2021
cicadas just want a hot girl summer too #girlssupportinggirlsjust realized “the one who got away” was my summer camp boyfriend in 9th grade
5/21
2021
you’re welcome https://t.co/RzyO76Og9b
5/18
2021
we made intense eye contact https://t.co/UYyms1Y1u2
5/17
2021
but like does anyone in the world know Where in The World is Carmen Sandiego?
5/16
2021
people who liked Niall best from One Direction definitely have a leprechaun kink now
5/10
2021

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