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I'm Koe and I wanna be a musician when I grow up.

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Joined Twitter 1/19/12


Mama is HEAVY on the Christmas music this morning.Happy Thanksgiving!Ima keep fuckin with y’all till y’all get it.There was a man...You can sing about it all you want, but if you don’t believe in what you’re saying then you’re just lying to folks.
11/26
2020
Wish @KoeWetzel would write new songs that I could drink too because that last album is trash
Retweeted by Koe WetzelBig fat daddy buck that I’ve been chasing so hard all of deer season. Let’s meet at my stand in the mornin, 7:15 am. Be there.
11/24
2020
@lexiashok Hope you get well soon, glad the music could help!Disney channel movies fuck.By the time y’all figure it out, it’ll be too late.
11/23
2020
William Clark Green's "Outcast" is such a badass song.
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11/22
2020
You can’t sleep in if you never go to sleep.
11/21
2020
Bout to drink some wine and talk about the new record starting at 6 y’all come drink with me https://t.co/vhyhaBEO9VCall @KoeWetzel a sellout all you want — all it does is fire him up to be at his very best: https://t.co/UqyyjeB6qh
Retweeted by Koe WetzelSELLOUT // @KoeWetzel https://t.co/2CXgOlWld5 https://t.co/zzbUhmOHP5
Retweeted by Koe WetzelThanksgiving is tight but I’m ready for Christmas movies and tinsel. Ho ho ho muh fuckersYo @KoeWetzel fire song btw https://t.co/rdrhlqXsLV
Retweeted by Koe WetzelThe wait is OVER. @KoeWetzel #Sellout https://t.co/p1jwvlvvwk
Retweeted by Koe WetzelIntoxicated“I think this is some of the better music we've put out.” #Sellout from @KoeWetzel is here. Listen to the album &… https://t.co/WeoXXRy7PF
Retweeted by Koe Wetzel @alexeskay Good luck pipeliningKoe Wetzel - Cold & Alone (Official Video) https://t.co/1Yf4cZqnxw via @YouTube
Retweeted by Koe WetzelOh you know I’m feeling this one @KoeWetzel https://t.co/QR9NnUI3ke
Retweeted by Koe WetzelThe homie @KoeWetzel paying respect to @WilliamCGreen !! https://t.co/vpyCx1TWGE
Retweeted by Koe WetzelSelling out tonight.A little look behind the scenes for the video tonight https://t.co/AKpIUM4Yel
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11/20
2020
Eat ass. https://t.co/RmnKdJhHdk
11/19
2020
Haven’t had a natty light since LJT 2012, them hoes ain’t terrible.crazy how music can move you
11/17
2020
Alabama, what’s good in the hood. @joshabbottband Screw you, we’re from Texas.Sounds like cat shit, but fuck it.Gotta new record coming out this week.
11/16
2020
🔥 On Sale Now – @KoeWetzel with @ReadSouthall performing a special acoustic show on December 11th, as part of our G… https://t.co/qMrBYNA4e5
Retweeted by Koe WetzelTickets are now on sale for @KoeWetzel & @ReadSouthall on Dec 10th. 🎟️: https://t.co/qooVGmfPJq https://t.co/O1wW0kHJlt
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11/13
2020
OKC, Dallas, Corpus, Houston, San Antonio. 🚀 Nobody’s drinking. https://t.co/CY81Quypbq
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11/12
2020
@TokenFoodie Good luck to y’all boys!Happy Veterans Day to everyone who has served, we appreciate your service!Cigarettes After SexCan’t act tough when there ain’t nobody around.
11/11
2020
Anyone else really want @FiveGuys rn? https://t.co/9dGtjdGYMw
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11/10
2020
Jewish sushi. Fuck yeah.
11/8
2020
I think that’s the way it’s always been, cause i say it all, i say nothing at all.Me: Bought the new @ParkerMcCollum EP and preordered @KoeWetzel. Wife: Isn’t one of them really attractive? Me: I g… https://t.co/n8ZVyQcQLN
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11/7
2020
Damn i miss Mac Miller.
11/6
2020
LA bound.Prettiest....bitch boy.That was prally the prettiest sunset I’ve seen in good while, needed that one.
11/5
2020
Go Vote. @ParkerMcCollum @KoeWetzel https://t.co/DyXtsqsUWa
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11/3
2020
I’m cool with forfeiting the season and preparing for 2021....
11/2
2020
@KoeWetzel gotta start them young https://t.co/FX4CneV1O4
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10/31
2020
And let’s play critter critter, who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell @KoeWetzel guess who?! 🤔 Costume cr… https://t.co/8CKm1UoxfD
Retweeted by Koe WetzelHalloween PSA: just because you dress like @KoeWetzel does not mean you can drink like @KoeWetzel #stayspookymyfriends
Retweeted by Koe WetzelGotta retweet this gem from last year🤘🏼 @KoeWetzel https://t.co/6Egox6kfBl
Retweeted by Koe WetzelKoe wetzel will save 2020 @KoeWetzel https://t.co/OEX6BdPsa0
Retweeted by Koe Wetzeli don’t know what happened in atlanta last night but i ended up with a guinea pig named ciara and a hankering for p… https://t.co/8FZXZnhvWH
Retweeted by Koe WetzelGod bless America and @KoeWetzel https://t.co/HrRk9yUdyM
Retweeted by Koe WetzelThanks brethren. https://t.co/xFwMbUUBOQ
10/30
2020
@MuscadineBLine Needed this.
10/29
2020
Man, very saddened to hear about Billy Joe Shaver passing away. Absolute legend.
10/28
2020
I listen to Fast Car by Tracy Chapman at least once every day.Im running around like a fish with my head cut off I know it dont make much sense to me either @KoeWetzel
Retweeted by Koe Wetzel @Austin_Meade @threadgills @shinyribs @CheathamStreet @SchroederHall The LEAD! With air strokes!!!Isss cold denna bishh outside fr cuhh.
10/27
2020
Gonna debut that new @KoeWetzel tune today on @959theranch. If you love Koe, then tune in to check it out. If you… https://t.co/PmjlN5YCv2
Retweeted by Koe Wetzel @jaredowens_11 Honestly not bad haha
10/24
2020
@ChandlerBrown4 Same brotha @shayneholl Thanks brotha ✊🏼 @joshabbottband 😂😂😂Here’s where y’all can pre-order the new record Sellout which comes out 11.20.20, fuck it up. https://t.co/LBaLIR0HO2 @MuscadineBLine Thanks cousinsCongrats to friend of the show @KoeWetzel on his new album “Sellout” 📀 He wasn’t kidding when he said he had big t… https://t.co/wgYTChcuOu
Retweeted by Koe WetzelThis weather gunna have them deer movin boiiiiFound a dip in my huntin bag, shout out huntin bag.Fuck YouWhenever i get really drunk I’ll tweet “Fuck You” @DylanWheeler_ Thanks cuzzoLET’S FUCKING GO @KoeWetzel https://t.co/viHWV269DQ
Retweeted by Koe Wetzel @Clint_Justice Yah trueBring on the rain bitch.Post Sellout..... https://t.co/9z3kFycZHYTease Master.New single out, album coming sometime in the next couple years. https://t.co/VCRhcgfPvIJoe pretzel is tricking y’all. Nothing is even happening.
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10/23
2020
Pre-show tattoos https://t.co/jIO5oS0eXz
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10/21
2020
Bout to go on a sober bender.
10/19
2020
Good news, that’s all they wanna hear.Well shit balls.Last night was a good one. Got to work with some old friends and bring some much needed live music to the people. https://t.co/Wfyhk1ST61
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10/18
2020
Got a tattoo from a retired pornstar https://t.co/AGJ99Xy5xN
Retweeted by Koe WetzelGunna go ahead and start Sober October now.Kolby Cooper can sing his fuckin ass off
10/17
2020
New EP Hollywood Gold out now! https://t.co/kekNoeyjQT https://t.co/r2q50ipWkP
Retweeted by Koe Wetzel @ParkerMcCollum What If it’s a fake smile and you aren’t genuinely being nice to people?Let’s do this @KoeWetzel and @KolbyCooper_ ! Gates open at 7 p.m. and live music starts at 8 p.m. tomorrow. We ar… https://t.co/JPQt2Vfwms
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10/16
2020
Fuck off loser.Chick-fil-a. More like Chick Filet. @itsjust_riss Cumming soonYoung Dolph in the strip or I’m out.
10/15
2020
LIVE: An all-new episode of The Star at Night with special guest @KoeWetzel and @Kat_Terrell! https://t.co/FbYiwyvvSI
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10/14
2020

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