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Moderation is for cowards. | Healthcare Finance | Big Excel Guy | Capital U. ‘17 | Portsmouth West ‘13 | Views are my own | #LGRW | #RaiderNation

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First existential crisis in a hot second. I missed this warm fuzzy feeling 😌
4/15
2021
@KnewWhorizons Congrats ❤️!!
4/14
2021
@Rondalep Well ,if you wash your face and get 7 hours of sleep I will still think highly of you! @Rondalep Work your ass off and collapse early, baby boy!!
4/13
2021
@T_Tackett91 Sounds like jabroni talk
4/12
2021
@joshp_350 @valpilipchuk HahahahahahaDrinking a Diet Coke in the Aldi parking lot and somehow all of my troubles have yet to subside?There’s a couple arguing violently in the mens’ stall at Standard. Nature is healing
4/11
2021
Do I miss you??? No. I miss my mullet 😪
4/10
2021
@kicksomeKass It’s a hard life 😪Coworker: “I like the music you play in your office. What is it?” “It’s like.. alternative emo I guess.” “But you… https://t.co/FGM31fc4AtJust now remembering that I left an entire bag of groceries in Targets’ self checkout line last night! ☺️One time I was producing music for a Pizza Hut commercial and during a call w/ the agency this guy from PH got on &… https://t.co/ealjIgV64q
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4/6
2021
If this was Dog the bounty hunter i woud move to Hawaii and get arrested every single day https://t.co/Ax0SLjV929
Retweeted by Aaron MatthewI’m all big and bad until I have to read cursiveThis Monday is fueled by pure, concentrated hatred for everyone who has ever wronged me & leftover Chinese 😌
4/5
2021
@l3igMan_Scott Track net worth, gamble*You can track your workout program and lifts.. like a true Chad excel user https://t.co/vX8amGH2Nh
4/4
2021
@ you, baby girl 😌 https://t.co/yUEJ4PblTm
4/3
2021
@mostdefnotdan @Fugate_theGreat Do you know how many calories are in a TABLESPOON of OIL? @Fugate_theGreat Shut upSomething about not getting Good Friday off while working for a Catholic org just doesn’t sit right with me 😪 @EdCarroll51 All those options just for me to grab a Sprite 😌
4/2
2021
@rowet26 “They don’t know I can do 1,000 kipping pull-ups straight 😡😪”
4/1
2021
@rebecklyn Nice band
3/26
2021
me: this is my horse mayo friend: why did you call him that? mayo: [neighs]
Retweeted by Aaron Matthew @KnewWhorizons With cottage cheese slander so prevalent - I am glad to see you’re living your best (and protein packed) life as well 💪🏻 @HilemanJordan Please let me live 😌😌Yiiiiiiiikes https://t.co/70GPMc3DsTPortsmouth, Ohio let’s go!! https://t.co/QgUwdTl8tW
3/24
2021
Someone smoking outside my office window (again) and the whole place smells like stale pall malls. I hate Grove City @c_napier10 Exactly, bro!! @Tgrau620 Did they move everything off of your dresser but still got paint on it too? :(
3/23
2021
@143ka1e6mch3nry I don’t know how people think like this. Gonna take $300 out of their ass tomorrow @degreatdelph Nah they wouldn’t do me this dirty. I poured a ton of drain-o down the pipes at 719 Sheridan and ate… https://t.co/u06gCX3RtbCalled maintenance bc I have water damage in a corner of my apartment. They came and painted over the water damage.… https://t.co/cl2vt8AJFz @rowet26 Made my weekLOTR w/ the boys >>> https://t.co/dib5ENrJYxI know how my week will go depending on the quality of my Discover Weekly playlist... Fellas, I’m in trouble this week.
3/22
2021
@__Relle__ I’m purposely skipping weeks so I can intentionally watch 2-3 episodes in one sitting like the good ole days 😅 @__Relle__ We get two episodes today though 🔥🔥
3/21
2021
@EdCarroll51 Jealous @EdCarroll51 I hope you got the Grand Slamwich @alisonmjbaker I hate it
3/19
2021
I created a word document with instructions, and excel tab with instructions, AND EVEN MADE A VIDEO TUTORIAL of a n… https://t.co/zJjPNepE9l
3/18
2021
@HilemanJordan KThem: We gave you a shoutout in our leadership meeting! Me: Damn that’s crazy. Run me my check?80’s Hair Bands >
3/17
2021
Your boss could never https://t.co/tscOUPO812 @EdCarroll51 Don’t take things from strangers, EdwardDirect Deposit: $1400 Me at Portsmouth Bdubs: how much it cost for me to put a microwave at my table so I can eat my food hot?
Retweeted by Aaron Matthew @kourteneydugan The evil forces are for sure conspiring @spacificocean7 I am stuffed in that case @T_Tackett91 Punishable by (the sweet release of) deathWho schedules a meeting at 7:30a?
3/16
2021
Had 3 servings of vegetables with lunch. A well balanced diet is the key to never ending reckless behavior 😌
3/12
2021
@rowet26 https://t.co/ql94U6Axe0LMFAOOOOOOOO https://t.co/wmiJrzR9oC
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3/11
2021
@rowet26 HAHAHAHAi love fleetwood mac https://t.co/Uq47eQ6Fuf
Retweeted by Aaron Matthew @Fugate_theGreat Just remember that you’re ENOUGH xoxo
3/10
2021
@tjourney11 Smooth $500 @tjourney11 The deductible still made me SAD @valpilipchuk 🧢
3/9
2021
@EdwardALehman It took everything from me$2,200 repair (s/o insurance tho) and my only regret is not sending the little bastard to hell myself https://t.co/vcZfAPTJN7 @Fugate_theGreat The autonomous software won’t care when I puke down my button up in the backseatCoworker: “Sorry for those things I said about that girl on Friday. I wasn’t sure if she’s your girlfriend or not.”… https://t.co/nLs9aSvXJ3 @rowet26 HBD, young king 😎 @EdCarroll51 I hate you @TylerDLane AbsolutelyThe secret to a happy, healthy plant is - water, sunlight, and words of encouragementNot to flex, but, I’ve kept Andy’s clearance rack succulent alive for over 6 months
3/8
2021
I hit a dead deer in the middle of the road... and I was so carefully looking for the live ones
3/7
2021
@Fugate_theGreat What is sex and why is it on fire??New Kings of Leon and ADTR? What year is this...
3/5
2021
Don’t email me back at all if you’re just going to hit me with an “OK” @EmClKl I obv didn’t see the commercial but I 100% trust your judgement with my blind faith/love 😂 @EmClKl They have too much money to care @zacShope_23 @KySportsRadio *Wheelersburg has entered the chat* @DetroitRedWings StopYou let Riley Nash score on you. Stop it https://t.co/WdLEIHSqob
3/3
2021
tiny oranges all my homies in my kitchen in quarantine… https://t.co/QtJddF8m1m
Retweeted by Aaron MatthewReally bummed I missed my allotted snack time at work todayThe duality of man: https://t.co/iRKdzBfUBR @aaron__joe Link when you find “the one”I think I earnestly like Midwest emo for a summer and pretended to like it for the next 3 years
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3/2
2021
Everyone in my office is at least 11 years older than me. The struggle for common ground/general socialization is painfully real“Thinking about the time she endorsed me for communications. Funny bc that’s what tore us apart. I hope she’s doing… https://t.co/3BFcAksPMz @thomas_hamrick Returned the favor 🔥 @Gaderisaboss Homie 🥺. I endorsed you back!Or really just endorse me in ExcelHmu on LinkedIn so I know it’s real
3/1
2021
@Nathan_354 “How long do I got, doc?” @EdwardALehman I know a guy
2/28
2021
@Mind_of_PJ Lil Wayne ✔️ Bobby Shmurda ✔️ Mrs. Chapo @rowet26 Crazy I’ve been dropping to D and B and killing goats. Level up @rowet26 You need a capo on the second fret and you can be him. Quit being lazy 🥱Dude ahead of me at my guitar lesson is playing Wonderwall and I wish I was living my best life like him
2/25
2021
Financial markets continue to tank on the news that Bobby Shmurda has been released from prison as top Wall Street… https://t.co/RWCYWyDVTk
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2/23
2021

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