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Moderation is for cowards. | Healthcare Finance | Big Excel Guy | Capital U. ‘17 | Portsmouth West ‘13 | Views are my own | #LGRW | #RaiderNation

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@M1lani That casual tip of his hat 🔥🔥 @__Relle__ “Oh god”
1/20
2021
@valpilipchuk In before this one is deleted too @blakemgipson @degreatdelph One of my prized possessions is this from Whole Food’s Beer School with him. I have nev… https://t.co/zNEEtWoOfy
1/14
2021
Dr. Baker and he’d still give me a B+ in International Finance.. https://t.co/EfusCw4Usf @helmerroids C’mon now... https://t.co/Ez7GwKbaXJLET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/54RN7HF9HeNHL NHL NHL
1/13
2021
@CanadaInAmerica @JakeMcCabe1 😂😂 @CanadaInAmerica @JakeMcCabe1 Your last name is literally ‘Canada’ what can you know about football????
1/12
2021
If OSU loses I have to ghost the dude I bought a couch from on Craigslist 😪
1/11
2021
The 1st Amendment, 1984, and The Bible gotta be top 3 most cited material by people who didn’t read them
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1/9
2021
@SawyerMack17 No you don’thttps://t.co/LB2r7vS0Pa https://t.co/jRQ77KaJ69
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1/6
2021
*finishes telling Andy about my day* “One of these days I’ll ask.” *laughs* - Andy
1/5
2021
Daily mix was on point today... *chefs’s kiss*Guys it’s 2021- it’s time to stop saying Nickelback sucks
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1/4
2021
@c_napier10 Love y’all long time
1/1
2020
@Xanolabars We’re gonna call this overtime, baby boy @Xanolabars No
12/30
2020
@rowet26 Needed him to get less than .3 after halftime to secure the fantasy championship dub lmao. Was never gonna happenShadowed a PCA today and my legs have never been so tired. Clinical side of healthcare hits different
12/29
2020
@rowet26 Get this off my TLIt’s insane how you can be so bad at something #RaiderNation https://t.co/OCp37ZqS6b
12/27
2020
@born_n_january Haha I’m good - just wanted to shit talk the family members without twitter 🤧. Love u and merry Christmas ❤️ @valpilipchuk Your new employer will LOVE it!TORTILLERIA GARCIA MASON, OH WE OPEN SATURDAY GET UR TACOS HERE BUD https://t.co/dcvN5PZs4f
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12/25
2020
Not my snotty cousin and her dumbass husband not buying a gift for my grandparents but taking advantage of them yet… https://t.co/BuuaKjI4Ox
12/24
2020
@degreatdelph @NoLuckNeal 11/10 game every damn time. When is the US gonna kidnap kids and refigure their entire anatomical makeup? @NoLuckNeal @degreatdelph Hi, guys https://t.co/ayPIvd7ZKl
12/22
2020
@BarahSurton Go through one of the clothing racks and see what parallel universe you come out in 😎Please be real. Holy shit. https://t.co/iHrhR5GzA8Me: *turns on heated blanket* My brain: “preheat bed” Me: *chuckles* @Brad_Schultz21 Yiiiiikes. I think he means well. They were quality posts 😂
12/21
2020
YEE HAW 🤠 https://t.co/mbamR2WPrbIf you’re not coming at me with this energy - I don’t want to be your friend https://t.co/gB49WlVsDv @acarruth17 LOL
12/20
2020
Pain #RaiderNation @__Relle__ BLACK HOLE 🗣Marcus Mariota is... balling?Asking Alexandria shuffling on my workout daily mix had me geeking in the gym 🥀
12/18
2020
@dialszach Glad you’re back, edge lord ❤️
12/17
2020
How do we atone for such sin? https://t.co/7yAawGgbn0 @shlyyy42 “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you.” gets me every time 😪 @veenomn I’ll claim that damn dog too @shlyyy42 Sam is the BEST friend imaginableI’ll take your bad kids to Chuck E. Cheese if I can claim them on my taxes
12/15
2020
@EdCarroll51 Capital University Gaffneys?
12/12
2020
@valpilipchuk Adult films..? @valpilipchuk Okay. I will. Are you open to secondary income?
12/11
2020
@c_napier10 What if I told you it got cancelled lmao 😪😪😪 @TheRealCogan Uhh we’re playing big team slayer and camping the Spartan Laser and Sniper spawns ONLY 🔥 @Fugate_theGreat “SLAYER”You’re dreading your 3:30p Zoom call... but it’s hosted by this guy: https://t.co/mdAAuT9pHf
12/10
2020
@rogers_tristen Also copy pasta on deck in the phone notes (thanks Cole Palmby): https://t.co/pv7h76BxCh @rogers_tristen “I think I sell insurance or something but they’re also making me pay a monthly fee? Idk at least I… https://t.co/IifsrDppDoPrimerica employees in my Facebook DMs? God has abandoned us.
12/8
2020
Duane Allman 😪 https://t.co/1u222UpJuq
12/7
2020
What. was. this. game... #RaiderNationMeet me at the Inn of the Prancing Pony so I know it’s real 😌
12/6
2020
Andy and I sat on a side street in Granville and ate Vietnamese takeout. 10/10 Saturday evening 😌 @allysun32 It’s so damn happy 😪 @allysun32 Pretty. Odd.! Not very angsty imo :-)Wore all black to the gym and listened to Panic! At The Disco. I miss the sun.
12/5
2020
@MarleyMcclintic Didn’t want to be THAT guy in the wedding pictures 20 years down the road 🥺 @MarleyMcclintic This daily slander chills my soul knowing I cut mine almost two months ago 😪 @joshp_350 We’ll gas you up in the GC 🚀👑 https://t.co/r6QMn8lfaR @Casey_Vee I pressed 2 to be yelled at 😩😂
12/4
2020
@bradyrowe_ I need to appreciate them more. Good looks ❤️ @bradyrowe_ 83 :-)
12/3
2020
@gothgordongekko LOL CHILLWhen you ask the social security scam “telemarketer” to take you off their call list and they scream “SHUT UP” and… https://t.co/W2zLH8vsPC
12/2
2020
@bendergavyn Yessir 🔥 @BaconBorders They tour with Three Days Grace and Papa Roach. Couldn’t pass that up 🔥 @NoLuckNeal Broken is timeless!! @BaconBorders No lies tho!! @BaconBorders That was 100 years ago at this point, Borders 😂Seether had some bangers
12/1
2020
@theriverjordin Stop 😂😂😂 @theriverjordin Trying to stay civilized 😂 @alisonmjbaker https://t.co/2ByTqDLQFjClean sheets hit HARD
11/30
2020
HULK HOGAN IF WE DONT DO THIS WE ARE LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE. #TysonJones
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11/29
2020
@valpilipchuk You have got to stop this before I fly to Florida and knock some sense into you 😪“Let me go get a whiteclaw with a lot of ice. I have terrible heartburn.” 🥴
11/28
2020
@theriverjordin Of course, mom ❤️
11/25
2020

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